Modern World RP: Poison Palestine, whine about getting slaughtered.

[ThePinkPanzer]

[QUOTE=Zambies!;36862482]Computer decided that "WINDOWS HAS DETECTED A PROBLEM" when I was clicking "Go Advanced"

Fuck it all. Fuck. It. All :suicide:

Also, Jesus you guys 4 new PMs and 68 new posts and I was only gone for about 3 hours.[/QUOTE]

FFS.

[Zambies!]

I'm so sorry guys, I'll bang out an update as soon as I can, I have an endless supply of Arnie Palmer's and chicken wings.

[Zillamaster55]

France detracts from the notion of becoming a protectorate, and shall not meddle in the affairs of others.

[KingdomBanned]

[QUOTE=HeavyGuy;36862483]Lowest point of my game so far:
Belarus wants my head,
and I'm torn between the Germans and the Russians.
:v:[/QUOTE]

I shall love you forever.

[HeavyGuy]

I just want to be neutral between you guys :<

[KingdomBanned]

But I require assistance against those evil red guys and their... vodka.

[Zillamaster55]

[QUOTE=HeavyGuy;36862520]I just want to be neutral between you guys :<[/QUOTE]

Same

[KingdomBanned]

Okay wait I got a plan.

I shall make Vodka illegal in Germany, and once they invade I shall cut off their vodka supplies completely. The Russians will all die without it.

[ThePinkPanzer]

[QUOTE=KingdomBanned;36862549]But I require assistance against those evil red guys and their... vodka.[/QUOTE]

Poland and Belarus are the only countries between me and you, Belarus may go to war with Poland really soon. You REALLY think Poland will find it in its best interests to aid you.

[ThePinkPanzer]

-Snip-

[KingdomBanned]

WHY CAN'T YOU JUST LEAVE THE POOR NAZIS ALONE

:'C

[Liem]

I'm going to take Canada (and not turn it into a communist nation)

[Zambies!]

Alright, just a note while I'm writing. Players might want to initiate Damage Control to prevent these crises from getting worse and worse.

[KingdomBanned]

I hope that doesn't involve me.

It probably does. :'c

[ThePinkPanzer]

They will have T-90's rolling over their border regardless, this way they can choose if the tanks are blowing up Warsaw on the way to Berlin.

[editline]20th July 2012[/editline]

Unless you want WW III to break out soon I would REALLY advise doing any shit you can to make up to Austria.

[KingdomBanned]

What is with you and Austria.

who the fuck cares about Austria

[ThePinkPanzer]

Who the fuck cares about a nation with advanced weapon schematics and a perfect hopping point to Germany.

[KingdomBanned]

They have advanced weapon schematics? Oh cool, now I get those too.

[ThePinkPanzer]

They are a western nation, they have the same shit as you.

[KingdomBanned]

THEN WHY MENTION IT

I'm really going to punch someone in the dick

[ThePinkPanzer]

Because my military isn't as advanced as the west. That's your biggest advantage over me.

[KriegsMar1ne]

I'm joining as Austria, good luck against somebody who knows their shit.

[Zillamaster55]

[QUOTE=ThePinkPanzer;36862765]Because my military isn't as advanced as the west. That's your biggest advantage over me.[/QUOTE]

And me.

Our bipolar king now changes face, and forges an alliance with Germany, in order to secure peace and safety in western europe.

[KingdomBanned]

[QUOTE=KriegsMar1ne;36862785]I'm joining as Austria, good luck against somebody who knows their shit.[/QUOTE]

I'm pretty sure I already won this turn.

Also where is that GOSH DANG FUDGEN TURN

[Liem]

Oh god, What have I joined

[ThePinkPanzer]

[QUOTE=KingdomBanned;36862802]I'm pretty sure I already won this turn.

Also where is that GOSH DANG FUDGEN TURN[/QUOTE]

You are fighting a guerrilla war against a military highly trained in warfare in arctic and mountainous environments that are now being armed, trained and backed by the single largest nation on the planet. This is not what winning looks like.

[KingdomBanned]

You've joined an country interactive that's on turn 2 and already on a fucken Cold War.

[KriegsMar1ne]

[QUOTE=KingdomBanned;36862802]I'm pretty sure I already won this turn.[/QUOTE]

You beat the Austrian govt. sure, but it's people will hate you. Not only will my guerrilla attacks destroy your economy but it will leave you severely crippled that another nation could exploit.

[Zambies!]

holy shit guys I keep getting my things changed mid thread jesus H w. christ.

[KriegsMar1ne]

[QUOTE=ThePinkPanzer;36862836]You are fighting a guerrilla war against a military highly trained in warfare in arctic and mountainous environments that are now being armed, trained and backed by the single largest nation on the planet. This is not what winning looks like.[/QUOTE]

Quite so, release Austria and fall back into Germany and this will all be forgotten. If not you will be destroyed. Sending my turn now zambies