Modern World RP: Poison Palestine, whine about getting slaughtered. - Games

I lied. Found a large one and resized it effectively. [IMG]http://i.cubeupload.com/artzzU.png[/IMG] [editline]20th July 2012[/editline] Shitty pageking.

RUSSIA SAVING THE MOTHER FUCKING DAY YEAH.

So Germany is targeting civilian homes now? Amazing, NATO? Help or aid to a fellow member is called upon.

I have institued an official UN directive [b]AUTOMATIC AUTO-SAVES FOR WHEN I'M WRITING THIS SHIT, SO I WILL NEVER HAVE TO OD ON ANTI-DEPRESSANTS AND PLAY TF2 FOR SIX HOURS TO REHABILITATE FROM THE ABSOLUTE WRITING BINGE I JUST DID, THANK YOU, AND IF YOU WANT, JOIN ME ON SOME 2FORT SERVER.[/b]

:( [editline]21st July 2012[/editline] Well better luck next time

[b]TF2 IS CURRENTLY UNAVAILABLE. DOSAGE IN ANTI-DEPRESSANTS HAS INCREASED.[/b]

[QUOTE=Zambies!;36863767][b]TF2 IS CURRENTLY UNAVAILABLE. DOSAGE IN ANTI-DEPRESSANTS HAS INCREASED.[/b][/QUOTE] [B]FRANCE WORRIED, DECLARES WAR ON EVERYONE INCLUDING SELF[/B] [sub][sub][sub]not really[/sub][/sub][/sub]

Political intrigue is fun. [editline]20th July 2012[/editline] But seriously I am going to write a really quick story about how Russia gloriously saved Vienna for the next update.

Alright, it might take a day or two (perhaps worse) for this update, there are a huge amount of players now. I'll cut off new players soon. But in the mean time, it's time for [b]UN[/b] [b]UN[/b] [b]Directive:[/b] Belarus-Polish tensions Discuss ways to defuse or end the tensions/war threat between the two countries. UN General Secretary "Zambies!" can provide information on the two forces, and their military strength.

Was my turn forgetten? As iran?

Hey, can you edit in our or my turns when your over your headache (or have the time :))? As putting it in next turn rather sets us back, specifically me. While things haven't dramatically changed I had based this off of last turn therefore it would be out of date by next turn (brain dead right now can't explain it Better, iPhone doesn't help with shitty auto correct)

[QUOTE=Zambies!;36863932]Alright, it might take a day or two (perhaps worse) for this update, there are a huge amount of players now. I'll cut off new players soon. But in the mean time, it's time for [b]UN[/b] [b]UN[/b] [b]Directive:[/b] Belarus-Polish tensions Discuss ways to defuse or end the tensions/war threat between the two countries. UN General Secretary "Zambies!" can provide information on the two forces, and their military strength.[/QUOTE] I had an idea to make one of my own nation RP. It could help distribute people a bit more.

I'm going to sleep to wake up to a update in the morning .

[QUOTE=thelurker1234;36863980]Was my turn forgetten? As iran?[/QUOTE] fuck :suicide:

From here on out, I think we should keep our discussions much less "OH YEAH THEN I'LL NUKE YOU WITH MY PANTS" and more "I think we could eventually work this out through the ways of Nuclear Proliferation, but we must await the next turn". The turns take a slight amount of time, because Zambies! has to constantly flip through these pages to adjust turns. With France being totally bipolar, it doesn't help.

[QUOTE=Zambies!;36864020]fuck :suicide:[/QUOTE] FUCK CANCELING NUCLEAR WEAPON DEVELOPMENT RESTART IT SO WE CAN HAVE VENGEANCE!1 nah man its k. Just could you edit it in or put it in the next one? Editing in preferable though.

[QUOTE=thelurker1234;36863980]Was my turn forgetten? As iran?[/QUOTE] Israel gets mad at Iran, Iran retaliates by getting mad at Israel. Tune in next turn to see the shocking conclusion! [sp]Of nothing happening![/sp] But seriously, I bet you sent in your turn literally a second or two late after he finished the turn up and was ready to post.

3 new PMs. I think its time to jump off a bridge.

[QUOTE=Zillamaster55;36864023]Proliferation[/QUOTE] The fuck?

[QUOTE=KriegsMar1ne;36864063]The fuck?[/QUOTE] yes. We will make happy nuclear babies together. As in: There will be a ton of nukes being pointed at each other. [url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nuclear_proliferation]here[/url]

[QUOTE=Zillamaster55;36864069]yes. We will make happy nuclear babies together. As in: There will be a ton of nukes being pointed at each other. [url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nuclear_proliferation]here[/url][/QUOTE] I don't know why but I'm crying of laughter why oh god someone my sides are jelly and my fanny pack is over flowing with spaghetti help.

[QUOTE=Zillamaster55;36864069]yes. We will make happy nuclear babies together.[/QUOTE] Eh I have to deny your request, I rather not have a 8 armed child with the Downs :pwn: . Thanks for the offer.

[QUOTE=Zillamaster55;36864055]Israel gets mad at Iran, Iran retaliates by getting mad at Israel. Tune in next turn to see the shocking conclusion! [sp]Of nothing happening![/sp] But seriously, I bet you sent in your turn literally a second or two late after he finished the turn up and was ready to post.[/QUOTE] nope, sent it in this morning. Central american time.

[QUOTE=thelurker1234;36864105]nope, sent it in this morning. Central american time.[/QUOTE] oh god he lives in CST he's going to murder me he knows my time zone help

nobody cares about portugal well okay then :(

Remember Portugal in WWI? Me neither.

Corporal Klaus was a good soldier, he always wanted to serve his country and was happy to know he would never have to use his rifle; being land locked between NATO, not powerful countries and their good ally Germany. Of course this was all fucked over the moment Germany decided it would be fun to invade him, now one of the few survivors of his company, he aided in the desperate defense of his capital. "Klaus! Klaus! They just took the rest of the defenses! Fall back to the secondary positions!" Screamed Private Wilhelm. "The fuck do you mean secondary? This is the third fucking position we have ran off to!" He replied, ducking as a German bullet flew over his head and smashed into an old painting on the wall behind him. "The capital building! We got C4 rigged all along the roads so when they advance up we ca-" he was cut off as another bullet lodged into his throat, the young soldiers eyes widening before he fell to the ground; coughing blood and crying. Cursing loudly, Klaus ducked down and slid his knife out. He would shoot him but he was on his last clip, cutting his old friends throat; Klaus let his tears run free as he spared the last living person who meant anything to him in Austria. As he tried to get up, he saw a German tank slowly push down the road past him and to the capital building. He was surrounded. He was doomed. -- The German pilots were over confident in their flight, allowing their formation to be lax as they raced towards Vienna to bomb the capital building to dust and end the war once in for all. One of the pilots even sang a song on the radio as their flight slowly came to a close, all the pilots eagerly awaiting their warm beds and families back at base. None of them noticed for a moment when the singing suddenly stopped and Combmat-3 disappeared. One of the pilots muttered "what the fuck" before they noticed rockets flying on their radars. They barely had time to maneuver before the AA missiles struck them and the flight was destroyed once and for all, a total of four widows were made. -- Klaus laid in the house in a fetal position, rocking back and forth in a pool of his friends blood. His rifle had long ran out of ammo and he heard several German soldiers just outside the door of the bombed out house he had hid in. A tank slowly moved into view from the window, and a column of German soldiers moved up with it. Taking his knife again, he raised it to his own throat, praying to the lord for forgivness. Suddenly the privates radio shot on with life, his own long discarded. In a Russian accent spoke a man in broken German. "Attention Austrian ground forces, this is Sokol-1 of the Russian air force. We will be flying sorties immediately, you are not forgotten just keep your heads down. Over and out." Klaus dropped the knife, his eyes widening. A roar came through the sky and he saw a Russian jet fly over Vienna, the whole ground shaking. The ground started exploding around the building and the air filled with screams in German as the soldiers fell to the ground and the tank exploded. A larger plane began to fly over, and with it parachute spilled out in the dozens. He would live today.

Is anyone Ukraine yet? I'd like to get in.

[QUOTE=Sega Saturn;36864310]Is anyone Ukraine yet? I'd like to get in.[/QUOTE] Nope, but you'll be the last one. [b]UN Report:[/b] UN peacekeepers in Vienna report: [b]Austrian Forces:[/b] 1st Reverist Corps, Mountain Brigade, and the AA Guards are in Vienna. [b]Russian Forces:[/b] Information is sketchy. 4th Guards Division entering Vienna from the east, air force assets noted. [b]German Forces:[/b] Since they are outside the city, information is also sketchy, but confirmed SPECOPS and 1st Panzer are outside the city. Casualties: Austria: 2,501 Germany: 1,785 Russia: 30 Civilian: 4000+

[QUOTE=Zambies!;36864335]Nope, but you'll be the last one.[/QUOTE] Ask a mod to edit the title to say "Closed, no new nations can join". Unless they can be puppets of larger nations, and just get posted with the larger nation's turn.