Let's Play: Oregon Trail! - Games

^ This.

Fuck whatever anyone else said, hunt bison all day. That's what I did.

[QUOTE=lil_n00blett;16810766]Find a native prostitute, bang, move onward to Oregon![/QUOTE] Alright, needless prostitution it is! [img]http://i279.photobucket.com/albums/kk125/Frustratedsigh/Whiskey-1.jpg[/img] Our valiant crew is 250 miles from the nearest landmark, their health is fair and the weather is very hot! This calls for whiskey! [img]http://i279.photobucket.com/albums/kk125/Frustratedsigh/ChimneyRock.jpg[/img] Due to bad water (not whiskey, warned them) our health is poor, until we get to Chimney Rock! Looks beautiful, eh? Half tempted to climb up and throw an ox off... While I was busy pushing an Ox off the rock, look what some little fucker did: [img]http://i279.photobucket.com/albums/kk125/Frustratedsigh/OhShitOhShit.jpg[/img] Oh Shit oh shit oh shit we're gonna be poor. [img]http://i279.photobucket.com/albums/kk125/Frustratedsigh/Fuck.jpg[/img] You know what this means? I only have one ox left, and it's a gimp. We are literally moving a millimeter a day. [img]http://i279.photobucket.com/albums/kk125/Frustratedsigh/GameOver.jpg[/img] Guys, I think this is the game ender, we literally have no more oxen! Either everyone but me is going to push the cart, or the game is over.

The only option is to hunt for bison.

Oh shit oh shit were going to be dead. I got to email garry and demand a refund!

Oh shit oh shit were going to be dead, really. The only traders want clothing in exchange for some food, and our bullets are running low... I'm going to run this and see who dies first. [editline]01:44PM[/editline] Holy fuck i got an ox! Update coming on the way.

We are saved!

[img]http://i279.photobucket.com/albums/kk125/Frustratedsigh/Sanctuary.jpg[/img] Hallelujah! Praise baby Jesus, we're saved! Off one one Ox, killing things really helps, but first, we have to flip the diskette. [img]http://i279.photobucket.com/albums/kk125/Frustratedsigh/Flippy.jpg[/img] Shit: [img]http://i279.photobucket.com/albums/kk125/Frustratedsigh/AIDS.jpg[/img] BLOODY HELL [img]http://i279.photobucket.com/albums/kk125/Frustratedsigh/Snakes.jpg[/img]

Kill them both. You can't afford to have anything slowing you down. The corn calls my lord.

Oh god i am sick

Hunt for some god damn bison

[QUOTE=Ivebo;16821340]Hunt for some god damn bison[/QUOTE] I have, I hunt 5 times every couple days just to keep my fatass family fed. They get Bison steak, bison burgers, M. Bison, bison bread, etc.

We still soldier on. Me and you will be the only survivors.

[QUOTE=Canuhearme?;16821613]I have, I hunt 5 times every couple days just to keep my fatass family fed. They get Bison steak, bison burgers, M. Bison, bison bread, etc.[/QUOTE] [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P3ALwKeSEYs[/media] If you do another playthrough of this or one of OTII, I call being one of the group members.

Alright bitches, update is up! Things were going along nicely, an inch an hour, until... [img]http://i279.photobucket.com/albums/kk125/Frustratedsigh/WhyGod.jpg[/img] No worries... No worries... [img]http://i279.photobucket.com/albums/kk125/Frustratedsigh/OhNo.jpg[/img] Fuck, why! I feed you so well... [img]http://i279.photobucket.com/albums/kk125/Frustratedsigh/TyphoidMary.jpg[/img] FUCK! Looks like Uberman put some Voodoo curse on us, since I've been the only one in perfect health thus far. Will we make it to the next landmark in time?! [img]http://i279.photobucket.com/albums/kk125/Frustratedsigh/Somethingaintright.jpg[/img] Shit, we have one Ox, 2 wheels, one axle, one yoke, BUT 931 BULLETS, and we know nothing can outsmart bullet! [img]http://i279.photobucket.com/albums/kk125/Frustratedsigh/Lookatthat.jpg[/img] Update ends on a high note, we are bruised, battered, tired, hungry, and bleeding from orifices we'd rather not talk about, but we made it to the landmark!

Like I said. Me and you will be the only survivors.

I need to stop getting sick...

[QUOTE=jordguitar;16827455]I need to stop getting sick...[/QUOTE] Your frail little boy arms are also snapping like twigs.

I should just eat my leg off. Protein, AND it won't hurt anymore! :v:

[QUOTE=Canuhearme?;16827733]Your frail little boy arms are also snapping like twigs.[/QUOTE] Give me lots of calcium that way they wont anymore

Alright, this one was relatively successful. [img]http://i279.photobucket.com/albums/kk125/Frustratedsigh/Rollingonout.jpg[/img] Everything went well until tragedy struck: [img]http://i279.photobucket.com/albums/kk125/Frustratedsigh/OhGodNo.jpg[/img] That was my only oxen! I prayed to sweet baby Jesus to help us, and he heard us! I went to see what people were trading, and someone wanted clothes and was offering an ox! Elated, I bought that up and rested my other ox. We have a full yoke now! [img]http://i279.photobucket.com/albums/kk125/Frustratedsigh/Huzzah.jpg[/img] Also, Sindri collapsed due to Exhaustion, fucking weakling, I wish this had a Cannibal Feature...

Oh shit oh shit were all gonna be dead I need to pray to garry for help.

I have put a curse on the other members to leech off of their health and give it to me. Muahahhahahahaha.

Joy and sorrow fill this update, probably the most eventful one of the entire game. [img]http://i279.photobucket.com/albums/kk125/Frustratedsigh/Map.jpg[/img] As you can see, we are roughly halfway to Oregon, where we shall plant potatoes and vegetables. [img]http://i279.photobucket.com/albums/kk125/Frustratedsigh/Map1.jpg[/img] But, a fork in the road appears! Like the sage Yogi Berra once said, "If you come to a fork in the road, take it!" So we took it, to the Fort! [img]http://i279.photobucket.com/albums/kk125/Frustratedsigh/Map2.jpg[/img] Jordguita can't stop shitting, getting kind of worried, actually. [img]http://i279.photobucket.com/albums/kk125/Frustratedsigh/Map3.jpg[/img] Now he can't stop shitting, AND he is sweating all the valuable water out of him. Luckily, we reach the Fort before... [img]http://i279.photobucket.com/albums/kk125/Frustratedsigh/Map4.jpg[/img] Fuck this. [img]http://i279.photobucket.com/albums/kk125/Frustratedsigh/Map5.jpg[/img] Finally, we reach the Fort! We are safe from the Red Man, who so far hasn't bugged us at all, and to make matters better, we have no money to get Medicine! Although I did save some for a rainy day in case a midnight sojourn with an Indian Whore makes me itch in places... And we're off! It's going to be a great Christmas. [img]http://i279.photobucket.com/albums/kk125/Frustratedsigh/Map6.jpg[/img] Fever? What fever? The bad kind? [img]http://i279.photobucket.com/albums/kk125/Frustratedsigh/Map7.jpg[/img] Yes, the bad kind. Sorry to say, but I'm glad he was gone, ate too much food, and just ended up shitting it out without proper digestion. Now, without other people to suck the life force out of, Uberman is starting to succumb to the elements. [img]http://i279.photobucket.com/albums/kk125/Frustratedsigh/Map8.jpg[/img] And as a sort of exclamation point on an especially bad day, another tragedy struck. [img]http://i279.photobucket.com/albums/kk125/Frustratedsigh/Map9.jpg[/img]

Fffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu-

Push forward.

I fucking knew it! Who is left?

Guys, I have some news for you, things were going swell until this happened: [img]http://i279.photobucket.com/albums/kk125/Frustratedsigh/A1.jpg[/img] I was of course unconcerned, after all, this happens all the time. [img]http://i279.photobucket.com/albums/kk125/Frustratedsigh/A2.jpg[/img] Uberman, weakened by the lack of souls to harvest, begins to decay. [img]http://i279.photobucket.com/albums/kk125/Frustratedsigh/A3.jpg[/img] It gets worse. [img]http://i279.photobucket.com/albums/kk125/Frustratedsigh/A4.jpg[/img] How do you get Exhaustion? You're on a Covered Wagon. [img]http://i279.photobucket.com/albums/kk125/Frustratedsigh/A5.jpg[/img] Way to be lame, Uberman. [img]http://i279.photobucket.com/albums/kk125/Frustratedsigh/A6.jpg[/img] MrYippie, not to be outdone, joins the bandwagon. [img]http://i279.photobucket.com/albums/kk125/Frustratedsigh/A7.jpg[/img] The Leader, having seen his entire family die off to disease, eventually begins to snap, before finally, he ends his life the way he always wanted it to, shotgun shell to the face. [img]http://i279.photobucket.com/albums/kk125/Frustratedsigh/A8-1.jpg[/img] Adieu, poor land, and I wish we could've Forded more! [img]http://i279.photobucket.com/albums/kk125/Frustratedsigh/Endgame.jpg[/img]

Oh god, oh god let me be in the next run! I wanna see if Dysentery dies of dysentery.

[QUOTE=Dysentery;16864501]Oh god, oh god let me be in the next run! I wanna see if Dysentery dies of dysentery.[/QUOTE] I'll start one tomorrow. ALRIGHT BITCHES, RESPOND TO THIS POST IF YOU WANT TO BE IN THE NEXT INSTALLMENT.