I want to be in it. If there's too many letters in my name just shorten it to Dragon.
I want to be in :D
If you start to feel week and notice pale-flushed skin, and a bit of nausea, don't be afraid.
It's completely normal.
Alright, got everybody required, I'll start up the next one tonight.
Should I make a new thread? Also, do you want me to do the same load-out as last time? Making all those unnecessary images is quite tiring...
I'd say to keep to this thread and put a link to the second attempt on the OP. I'd also like to see less images.
This thread has to be one of the better threads I've seen in Video Games.
I need more souls to harvest/feed on if I am to gather enough strength to fight off the injuns.
This was a nice blast from the past. Been years since I last played. Only once did I make it all the way with only one dead person.
Alright, getting the next smelly Illinois Farmer and his smelly family onward to Oregon!
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As you can see, Uberman has resurrected himself to reap even more souls for harvest, and Canuhear is leading yet another (soon to be) Donner Party. To keep tragedy from striking him as well, he's leaving in June (for purposes of ease of posting, I'm going to do the same load-out as last time.)
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Let's get this Focking show on the road!
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Looks like someone's got the shit's, 5 seconds in as well.
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Puny River, how puny?
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That puny.
Anyway, the rest of the trip from that river to the next was uneventful, I hunted a fuckton, though.
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Needless to say, this one fell to our smelly farmer might!
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Soon we came across a flag pole and a cabin, somehow representing a fort... We pass by a grim reminder of those who wish to go to Oregon to grow Corn and potatoes, though.
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May he grow vegetables in Heaven, poor Andy.
Anyway, the update ends on the best high note I've ever had so far in this game, I traded all my spare Wagon Wheels for another Oxen (if we break a Wheel, we'll use Godrek, the little shit.) Also, we arrived with roughly 2x the food we started off with.
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TO THE BROTHEL!
Once again, find a native woman, bang, move onward to Oregon, land of the lil n00bletts.
I can see it now, Dysentery has dysentery.
A little late, but....
I WAS SECOND LAST TO DIE!
GET SOME!
:v:
What the christ, I didn't get dysentery?
The soul harvest has began.
Stay alive as long as you can.
Alright, we last left our smelly crew heading towards Oregon, how are they doing.
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Haulin' Ass.
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I'm starting to get a case of Deja Vu....
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We haul ourselves to a silly fort with silly Red Man around it, clearly it's under siege, so we just leave.
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Dragon, you disappoint us yet again.
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We cross this river with no difficulty, ICH BEIN UNZERSTORBAR.
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To the Fatherland!
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This place looks familiar, so...
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We steer clear of the fort, full of delicious Injun Whores, but we can get those later.
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Eventually, we reach a mighty river! Look at the size of it!
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Long story short, I forded it and survived (that's what the story is, not caulking it, even though I did.)
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No worries, we let it rest and everything just sort of washed away, next stop is the bubbling waters, and the conclusion of this update.
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Anyone else find this alluring? I mean showing all that SKIN!
Why the fuck haven't I gotten dysentery yet?
[QUOTE=Canuhearme?;16864609]I'll start one tomorrow.
ALRIGHT BITCHES, RESPOND TO THIS POST IF YOU WANT TO BE IN THE NEXT INSTALLMENT.[/QUOTE]
I want in! :v:
[editline]07:30PM[/editline]
Next installment i guess :saddowns:
The soul harvesting isn't killing other people off.
Oh well.
One of our oxen died.
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Luckily, we got the glorious fort before anything worse happened, like an Injun attack.
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As we headed on out, Dragon decided it would be a good idea to ruin the fun for us, as you can see here.
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We finally got to the river and- OH GOD AN INJUN, KILL IT!
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The Red Man only wanted to help us, but we found that out too late, however. Didn't matter anyway.
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On our way to the other camp, one of our Oxen trips on a non-existent rock and falls on a perfectly flat piece of land.
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We get into the fort and, TITS!
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Once again, we seem to have some sort of Oxen Disease going around.
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Godrek, why did you have to do this, you're lame.
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And so ends this update, as you can see, we have found a mountain! Time to go brokeback, if you know what I mean.
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Why the fuck am I still alive?
I propose Godrek carry the oxen over the mountain.
[quote=uberman77883;16807758]looks good.....so far.[/quote]
dum dum dum.
Let's get this update in the way every one should occur, me ending something's life.
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As you can see, the scenery has changed quite a bit, it's a nice shade of green compare-
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Fuck, well, it worked out nicely in the end.
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Uberman, how could you? You've gone soft on us, traitor.
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And then, we encounter THE FINAL RIVER!
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LOOK UPON MY WORKS, YE MIGHTY, AND DESPAIR!
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Floatin' on down the river, our expert Covered Wagon Ship makes it safely to the end.
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[img]http://i41.tinypic.com/ayt5t.gif[/img] We've made it to Oregon! And no one died!
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Oh yeah, you're Winner!
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A winner is you! We got 2nd place!
What the fuck?
How did I not die/get dysentery?
I call a character the next installment, if you do one. I'm from the Willamette Valley, so I must be reunited with my homeland.
[QUOTE=lil_n00blett;16909422]I call a character the next installment, if you do one. I'm from the Willamette Valley, so I must be reunited with my homeland.[/QUOTE]
I'm going to make the next one entirely in bad German, so yeah. Maybe halfway I'll switch to broken Italian.
What do you want to be named?
Can I come to? I'll be called Sparks.
Can I come along? :D
That leaves one more.
Sparks is gonna get Swine Flu :-(
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