• Let's Play: Oregon Trail!
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Ok, I'll start er up with broken German, the 5th person will be named Das Boot. [editline]09:04PM[/editline] I'm feeling really tired of these, for some reason, anyone want to take over?
I want in too! If there's enough room that is.
I love these threads.
Update coming tomorrow, I have to get away from all this Apple II for a little bit.
May I join in the next carivan, under the name of "Touchy Tentacles" Touchy Tent if cannot be fit, and just Touchy if not that.
[QUOTE=XD!;16913325]May I join in the next carivan, under the name of "Touchy Tentacles" Touchy Tent if cannot be fit, and just Touchy if not that.[/QUOTE] Sure, but there can only be five people... Maybe I shouldn't add myself.
[QUOTE=Canuhearme?;16910867]Ok, I'll start er up with broken German, the 5th person will be named Das Boot. [editline]09:04PM[/editline] I'm feeling really tired of these, for some reason, anyone want to take over?[/QUOTE] Just go ahead and call me n00blett. I might be able to take over next time if I can find a good version of the game.
Next time hunt bison more.
I'm downloading the emulator and the game, but I won't be able to do the next installment, or, at least I can't upload as many pictures. [B]EDIT:[/B] Well, I'm prepared to start. [img]http://img196.imageshack.us/img196/8536/otrail2000000000.png[/img] I picked a farmer from Illinois.
You should use the more modern ones that have fairly decent graphics instead of eye bleeding.
[QUOTE=markg06;16917646]You should use the more modern ones that have fairly decent graphics instead of eye bleeding.[/QUOTE] Damn city folk and your 16 color palette! :argh:
[QUOTE=markg06;16917646]You should use the more modern ones that have fairly decent graphics instead of eye bleeding.[/QUOTE] I was seriously about to buy Oregon Trail III at a store the other day.
In Ordnung, erhalten diese Schau auf der Straße! [img]http://i279.photobucket.com/albums/kk125/Frustratedsigh/G1.jpg[/img] No Uberman, that means we clearly are going to be in Good Health. [img]http://i279.photobucket.com/albums/kk125/Frustratedsigh/G2.jpg[/img] Where dreams are made. (I decided to start this one in May, you'll see why.) [img]http://i279.photobucket.com/albums/kk125/Frustratedsigh/G3.jpg[/img] Easy River Time. [img]http://i279.photobucket.com/albums/kk125/Frustratedsigh/G4.jpg[/img] FORD IT BITCH. (I lost 5 pounds of food, all my spare Wheels, and an ox.) [img]http://i279.photobucket.com/albums/kk125/Frustratedsigh/G5.jpg[/img] but guess what? I got an ox back in exchange for some Bison Beef! [img]http://i279.photobucket.com/albums/kk125/Frustratedsigh/G6.jpg[/img] This river was even easier, I forded it without problem. [img]http://i279.photobucket.com/albums/kk125/Frustratedsigh/G7.jpg[/img] See? Fucking Pathetic. [img]http://i279.photobucket.com/albums/kk125/Frustratedsigh/G8.jpg[/img] Diese Geschichte ist nicht ohne Tragödie, obwohl, da wir auf die Gräber tapferer Siedler stoßen, die ihre Leben in der Suche von Gemüsefeldern verloren haben. [img]http://i279.photobucket.com/albums/kk125/Frustratedsigh/G9.jpg[/img] Fort time! Well, I'm going to give Bison Blubber to get blown by an Injun Squaw, so here is where the update ends, with us having plenty of food, tons of Oxen, and good health for everyone! [img]http://i279.photobucket.com/albums/kk125/Frustratedsigh/G10.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=TrafficMan;16918121]Damn city folk and your 16 color palette! :argh:[/QUOTE] I'll have you know I grew up on one of the modern oregon trails and used to have nightmares about dying.
May I be in the next run? Would be a time paradox when you find your own grave
i wanna be in next run.
We last left our intrepid team killing more then they could possibly carry. [img]http://i279.photobucket.com/albums/kk125/Frustratedsigh/H1.jpg[/img] Unfortunately, dastardly fiends with ill intent steal some of our bullets! Luckily, we have lots of bullets (lol, 69.) [img]http://i279.photobucket.com/albums/kk125/Frustratedsigh/H2.jpg[/img] We arrive at our next destination uneventfully, Chimney Rock. [img]http://i279.photobucket.com/albums/kk125/Frustratedsigh/H3.jpg[/img] And thusly, ThatNinja ruins the fun by acting like the worst ninja ever, being caught by an ANIMAL, he shall hang when we get to Oregon. [img]http://i279.photobucket.com/albums/kk125/Frustratedsigh/H4.jpg[/img] DJ, Flip that shit! [img]http://i279.photobucket.com/albums/kk125/Frustratedsigh/H5.jpg[/img] Never really understood what that thing in the middle was, I'd say a Horse but it's ears... Oh God, its ears... [img]http://i279.photobucket.com/albums/kk125/Frustratedsigh/H6.jpg[/img] Every wagon has the douchebag who gets sick, looks like it's Sparks. [img]http://i279.photobucket.com/albums/kk125/Frustratedsigh/H7.jpg[/img] We arrive on-time at our next destination, The Rock. [img]http://i279.photobucket.com/albums/kk125/Frustratedsigh/H8.jpg[/img] And we pass even more easily to the Southern Pass, where I shall take the insane route and go SOUTH, instead of the easier North. [img]http://i279.photobucket.com/albums/kk125/Frustratedsigh/H9.jpg[/img]
I'll get better..... ...right?
How close are we to Oregon country, Cap-i-tan?
Lankist Lankist Lankist I am a tough wily Mexican who knows the ways of the wild west and won't shit hiself to death. Me in the next run dog you guys have a severe lack of minorities I will have to call the Old West ACLU if you don't [editline]12:43AM[/editline] Look at that fucking hat in my avatar I'm like Tuco from the Good, the Bad and the Ugly. Only I'm not ugly [editline]12:43AM[/editline] Bbblllooooodieeeeeeeeeee
[QUOTE=Lankist;16936886]Lankist Lankist Lankist I am a tough wily Mexican who knows the ways of the wild west and won't shit hiself to death. Me in the next run dog you guys have a severe lack of minorities I will have to call the Old West ACLU if you don't [editline]12:43AM[/editline] Look at that fucking hat in my avatar I'm like Tuco from the Good, the Bad and the Ugly. Only I'm not ugly [editline]12:43AM[/editline] Bbblllooooodieeeeeeeeeee[/QUOTE] No! Don't let the minorities on-board! He's in league with the Injuns, he'll turn us over to the savages and we'll be killed!
I'll leave this here, for those that wanna try the trail without the hassle of downloading a bunch of stuff. [url]http://www.virtualapple.org/J_oregontraildisk.html[/url]
Sparks did what he does best, try to die. [img]http://i279.photobucket.com/albums/kk125/Frustratedsigh/I1.jpg[/img] We got the the fort with no problem, except for perhaps the wasting of food. [img]http://i279.photobucket.com/albums/kk125/Frustratedsigh/I2.jpg[/img] Our wagon wheel broke down, but we used our magical Carpentry skills to repair it easily. [img]http://i279.photobucket.com/albums/kk125/Frustratedsigh/I3.jpg[/img] We made it to Soda Springs, where clear acts of depravity occurred. [img]http://i279.photobucket.com/albums/kk125/Frustratedsigh/I4.jpg[/img] Then we come to The Alamo, I know, we are slightly off-course (just barely, however.) [img]http://i279.photobucket.com/albums/kk125/Frustratedsigh/I5.jpg[/img] I'm tired of these motherfucking snakes, on my motherfucking wagon! [img]http://i279.photobucket.com/albums/kk125/Frustratedsigh/I6.jpg[/img] If we had Lankist here, he would probably use his Mexican powers of healing to fix ThatNinja's bout of Typhoid. Typhoid, really Ninja? Is that what you are resorting to? [img]http://i279.photobucket.com/albums/kk125/Frustratedsigh/I7.jpg[/img] I've never truly understood this, but I noticed the Red Injun here has Blue Eyes. [img]http://i279.photobucket.com/albums/kk125/Frustratedsigh/I8.jpg[/img] Needless to say, we forded the 6 foot deep river and SOMEHOW got across safely, shit's getting tighter then an Injun virgin.
Oh you'll see. It's all part of my ninja plan. You'll never see it coming.
BEEG AMERICAN TITTIES! [img]http://i279.photobucket.com/albums/kk125/Frustratedsigh/J1.jpg[/img] After that, we went to the Blue Mountains, we liked it rough, though, see? [img]http://i279.photobucket.com/albums/kk125/Frustratedsigh/J2.jpg[/img] Can someone explain why this drab Grey is supposed to be Blue? [img]http://i279.photobucket.com/albums/kk125/Frustratedsigh/J3.jpg[/img] Change from Desert critters to me killing Woodland critters, maybe this was Bambi. [img]http://i279.photobucket.com/albums/kk125/Frustratedsigh/J4.jpg[/img] Fort Walla Walla is no place for a self-respecting White Man, apparently, because the damn Injuns are seen being nice-nice with them! [img]http://i279.photobucket.com/albums/kk125/Frustratedsigh/J5.jpg[/img] How could I pass this opportunity up? It's Oxen! [img]http://i279.photobucket.com/albums/kk125/Frustratedsigh/J6.jpg[/img] Wut. [img]http://i279.photobucket.com/albums/kk125/Frustratedsigh/J7.jpg[/img] WUT. [img]http://i279.photobucket.com/albums/kk125/Frustratedsigh/J8.jpg[/img] We finally made it to our final obstacle, The Dalles! Will we survive? Will we get to plant Corn and Potatoes in mighty Oregon? Stay tuned for our final update tonight! [img]http://i279.photobucket.com/albums/kk125/Frustratedsigh/J9.jpg[/img]
The first one seemed to be the most eventful of them all. Damn, I wanted us all to die, at maybe all but one.
Haha, this thread is such a great idea. Can I be in the next one? :3:
As you can see, we are offered an ox in exchange for FOOD, so, needless to say, we got the Ox. [img]http://i279.photobucket.com/albums/kk125/Frustratedsigh/K1.jpg[/img] I wanted to take the road, but that costs money, and you know we got to save that non-existent money! [img]http://i279.photobucket.com/albums/kk125/Frustratedsigh/K2.jpg[/img] I wonder if this is what settlers REALLY did, it seems a little... X-Treme. [img]http://i279.photobucket.com/albums/kk125/Frustratedsigh/K3.jpg[/img] Here's our stop! [img]http://i279.photobucket.com/albums/kk125/Frustratedsigh/K4.jpg[/img] Hell yeah, once again I didn't lose nobody, I feel a little cheated, though, maybe I should intentionally do bad next time. [img]http://i279.photobucket.com/albums/kk125/Frustratedsigh/K5.jpg[/img] Yeah yeah yeah, We get triple points. [img]http://i279.photobucket.com/albums/kk125/Frustratedsigh/K6.jpg[/img] We're Awesome-O on the chart. [img]http://i279.photobucket.com/albums/kk125/Frustratedsigh/K7.jpg[/img]
Ford the river.
[QUOTE=Yobdren;16961297]Ford the river.[/QUOTE] I once came across a 30 foot deep river in this game, next round I'm honestly just going to fuck around and see what happens if I try to ford it.
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