[QUOTE=Liem;35907996]Not in Germany and lets face it, What's anyone else going to do to us[/QUOTE]
I shall kick you up your anus. I will shove my boot so far up your rectum that it sticks out of your mouth.
Anyway, whens the update?
Good luck defending against the germans AND the soviets.
Probably within the next few days, best guess. You tiny anus is going to be raped so hard
Update tomorrow if I have all of the turns in tomorrow.
What can I do as Russia? Just prepare my troops?
[QUOTE=Sunny Dei;35908460]What can I do as Russia? Just prepare my troops?[/QUOTE]
For now, yes, next turn you'll be invading Poland along with Germany.
I was going to make that turn yesterday but then I had to help my girlfriend prepare to move down here.
Your girlfriend's moving in with you? Well, [I]now[/I] we'll never get a turn.
[QUOTE=Mr. Face;35927264]I was going to make that turn yesterday but then I had to help my girlfriend prepare to move down here.[/QUOTE]
R.I.P.
ManCave
[U][B]The Darkest Hour: Fall 1939 (Summary of beginning of key battles)[/B][/U]
[B]Summary of fall 1939: [/B]
At dawn on September 1, 1939, the Wehrmacht's armored spearhead sweeps into Poland. Four light, six panzer, and four motorized division cut through the sizeable but thinly spread Polish forces. In a foretaste of Blitzkriegs to come, armor, infantry, and artillery fights as a closely coordinated team, while the Luftwaffe rains death from the skies. General von Bock's Army Group North strikes into Poland from Pomerania and East Prussia. Simultaneously, General Rundstedt's Army Group South surges northeast from Slovakia and Silesia. Behind the German armored divisions, some 40 infantry divisions stands ready to exploit the panzers' successes. Everywhere, the woefully unprepared Polish forces are shocked with the speed, scale, and ferocity of the German onslaught.
[B]Germany:[/B] The Invasion of Poland begins
[I][B]September 1:[/B][/I]
World War II begins as the Germans invade Poland with a three-front Blitzkrieg. They attack the Polish army with an overwhelming force of 1.5 million troops backed up by tactical aircraft in the sky and mobile armor on the ground.
[I][B]September 3:[/B][/I] Without warning, a German U-boat torpedoes the Athenia, a British passenger ship carrying 1,400 civilians from England to Canada, killing 118.
[I][B]September 4:[/B][/I] The battle of Krakow begins.
This is where you come in Liem and MountainWatcher, as the tandem of General Kurt Daluege and General Franz-Walther Lindner you face the Polish forces of Krakow. In the coming turn you will decide the strategies of invading the medieval city.
[B]General Kurt Daluege - 4th German Army [/B][I](Liem) [/I]
-The 4th Army works towards cornering their opponents. The Army attacks in a "U" shape that will enclose around the enemy, effectively encircling them and strangling supplies. This comes in to effect at Krakow.
-The strategies above are shared with all other German generals in hopes that this effective tactic will come in to play elsewhere. Some generals blow off the young general but many feel it to be a wise strategy.
[B]General Franz-Walther Lindner - 2nd German Army[/B] [I](MountainWatcher)[/I]
-Franz coordinates with General Daluege and finds himself encircling the same city of Krakow.
-A letter is sent to Isamu-Kun. It requests some form of odd porn called "tentacle porn. Only in Japan...
-The 2nd Army becomes notorious for rape, perhaps because of Lindner's carelessness towards it.
[B]Russia:[/B] Preparations continue. (Sorry, forgot that Russia moved into Poland on the 17th).
[B]General Leonid Yefim - 7th Soviet Guards Army[/B] [I](Sunny Dei) [/I]
-Preparations continue for the invasion of Poland.
[B]France:[/B] The French declare war on Germany.
[B]General Jacques Adrien - 27th Elite Mechanized French Infantry[/B] [I](SporeGA)[/I]
-As soon as the German invasion begins the French forces counter-attack along with two Polish armies. This backfires drastically as half of the relatively small French force dies along with the absolute destruction of one of the Polish armies. The other Polish army flees with only a small casualty count. The 27th Elite is flown out of Poland back to France to recuperate.
[t]http://i.cubeupload.com/SXCJFt.png[/t]
[B]Music:
[/B][video=youtube;wBfKXHoSvDM]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wBfKXHoSvDM[/video]
*VirtualHighFive* Mountainwatcher
[editline]12th May 2012[/editline]
[QUOTE=Mr. Face;35933859]The 2nd Army becomes notorious for rape, perhaps because of Lindner's carelessness towards it. [/QUOTE]
:v:
Battle of Poland :
[t]http://i.imgur.com/nZ0xX.png[/t]
Full Europe Map :
[t]http://i.imgur.com/yFFAC.png[/t]
All Armies :
[t]http://i.imgur.com/B5Q26.png[/t]
Map of World :
[URL="http://i.imgur.com/tKQPb.png"]Huge[/URL]
Well, serves them right for not being Nazis already.
Am I the only who feels there are too few countries? Nations like Finland, Spain, and Portugal could do wonders if they declared support for the axis.
[QUOTE=Zambies!;35938693]Am I the only who feels there are too few countries? Nations like Finland, Spain, and Portugal could do wonders if they declared support for the axis.[/QUOTE]
They didn't do anything major. Spain declared neutrality and if I'm correct so did Portugal. Finland was in no position to fight a war successfully. Only the major nations of the war are playable.
I'm saying its too restricted, and Finland could have done a metric fuck ton if they would have cut of the Murmansk-Archangelsk supply roads, but it is your RP so I'm not one to judge.
Yeah, Portugal was neutral. I think they allowed Allied ships in Azores but only because Churchill threatened to take those by force.
[QUOTE=Mr. Face;35938791]They didn't do anything major. Spain declared neutrality and if I'm correct so did Portugal. Finland was in no position to fight a war successfully. Only the major nations of the war are playable.[/QUOTE]
But I wanted to play as Switzerland!
Half the fun of games like Hearts of Iron was playing as Tanna Tuva and changing the fate of the war with just that small, historically neutral nation.
[B]if they declared support for the axis.
[/B]
Remember I said [i]if[/i]
I'll make the next turn tonight.
Yay, Can't wait to see how my battle Ends. I mean, Not like the polish army is going anywhere
Ah fuck, sorry about that. I fell asleep.
Okay, I'm going to stop being lazy and actually write this turn tonight.
[editline]17th May 2012[/editline]
[U][B]
The Darkest Hour: Fall 1939[/B][/U]
[B]
Summary of fall 1939: [/B]
The event that finally destroyed any residual hopes in London or Paris that appeasement might yet succeed was Hitler's invasion of Poland. At dawn on September 1, 1939, successive waves of bombers and fighter-bombers raided deep into Poland. Simultaneously, the tanks, artillery, and infantry of two German army groups, comprised of five separate armies, launched deveastating attacks against the sizeable but outdated and poorly deployed Polish forces. Warsaw finally fell on September 27, the effectiveness of Germany's Wehrmacht had been validated, and the Blitzkrieg concept of warfare was born. The German capture of Warsaw, Poland proved costly for Germans and Poles alike. On September 9, the Fourth Panzer Division lost 57 of 120 tanks in early street fighting for the city, and the panzer commanders learned amany hard lessons from this clash. However, after more than two weeks of intensive air bombardment and ground combat, characterized by a succession of closely coordinated ground and air assaults and artillery bombardments, the city finally fell on September 27. The Polish war had ended.
[B]Germany:[/B] The German forces use a multi-pronged Blitzkrieg attack on Poland and prove to be victors by mid-October.
[I]September 5:[/I] The Nazis occupy the medieval Polish city of Krakow.
[I]September 7:[/I] Wary of of inflaming public sentiment and pulling the United States into the war, Hitler warns against attacking passenger vessels.
[I]September 13:[/I] Claiming that Polish civilians are attacking their troops, German military leadership vows to target Polish noncombatants, of whom thousands have already been murdered.
[I]September 27:[/I] The Battle of Warsaw ends with a Nazi flag flying above the city.
[I]
October 5:[/I] The last of the Polish army lays down its weapons. Of the more than half-million troops that faced the Nazis in the preceding month, most were taken prisoner while roughly 100,000 died in the fighting or fled the country.
[I]
October 7:[/I] Hitler moves forward with his plan to evict or kill Poles and annex their territory. He calls for the "elimination of the harmful influence of nationally alien populations, which constitute a danger to the Reich."
[I]
October 12:[/I] The Nazis begin to consolidtate the Jewish population in Germany's occupied territories. They send Austrian and Czechoslovakian Jews to Poland.
[I]
November 1:[/I] Western Poland officially becomes part of the Reich.
[I]November 4:[/I] Warsaw's Jews are all herded into a ghetto.
[B]General Kurt Daluege - 4th German Army[/B] [I](Liem)[/I]
-After surrounding the Polish army at Krakow, the German forces begin to tighten the noose. Steadily the Germans push forward until the Poles only control a few blocks. At this point the Polish army surrenders. A total of only 100 men are lost to Daluege's army compared to the Polish general's loss of 600. The 4th German Army returns to Germany and is stationed in Berlin.
-Kurt's wife births a boy, he is named Leon.
[B]
General Franz-Walther Lindner - 2nd German Army[/B] [I](MountainWatcher)[/I]
-After surrounding the Polish army at Krakow, the German forces begin to tighten the noose. Steadily the Germans push forward until the Poles only control a few blocks. At this point the Polish army surrenders. Only 64 men are lost in battle compared to Poland's loss of 600.
-A new fetish is born in Germany through Franz-Walther's Japanese friend. Lindner sends his fellow general, General Daluege, a copy of a tentacle pornography magazine. Daluege, in turn, sends it to all of his friends. Suddenly Germany is ablaze with tentacle porn.
[B]Japan:[/B] Literally nothing happens.
[B]Admiral Nyagato Isamu-kun - 2nd Naval Fleet[/B] [I](Dr. Insy) [/I]
-Nyagato and his fleet goes to a nearby island that is holding a military event, Nyagato shows off his fearsome fleet and gains a bit of respect from the board of directors at the island...not that it matters since that board of directors is irrelevant.
-More tentacle porn is sent to General Lindner. Creepy bastard.
[B]
France: [/B]An assault on Germany very nearly occurs but is canceled at the last second.
[B]General Daniel Theriault - 7th French Army[/B] [I](Stethor)[/I]
-An assault on the German lines along the border is proposed and accepted but on the day before the scheduled attack the French leadership decides against the attack.
-The Maginot Line is reinforced by the British after a lengthy debate with the British leadership takes place.
-Theriault again attempts to get the French leaders to extend the Maginot line but is again denied based on the lack of resources.
[B]
Soviet Union: [/B]
-The Soviet Union invades Poland with 40 divisions, many waving white flags at a perplexed Polish population. Already beaten by the Nazis, Poland's army is unable to put up much of a fight, and the following day Russia easily clamis the territory it was promised by Germany when the two nations signed the Molotov-Ribbentrop Pact.
[I]September 17:[/I] The Soviet Union invades Poland.
[I]November 30: [/I]The Winter War begins with a Soviet invasion of Finland. In December, the Soviet Union will be expelled from the League of Nations for its aggressiveness, not that the League of Nations is even remotely relevant at this point anyway.
[B]
General Leonid Yefim - 7th Soviet Guards Army [/B][I](Sunny Dei)[/I]
-The invasion of Poland goes swimmingly for General Yefim with a grand total of 12 men lost in battle.
-General Yefim's army is pulled from Poland to assist in the invasion of Finland.
[HR][/HR][B]
Death Tolls: [/B]By the end of the four-week campaign in Poland, 50,000 German soldiers were dead, wounded, or missing. Polish losses amounted to some 70,000 soldiers killed and 130,000 wounded. Another 90,000 Polish soldiers escaped to Hungary, Lithuania, Romania, and Latvia; many of them later made their way to Allied lines. Initially, the Wehrmacht's treatment of its 694,000 Polish prisoners was generally appropriate (except in the case of General Lindner, who publicly supported abuse and torture of POWs), although many civilians, a large proportion of them Jewish, were murdered. The SS and SD soon established themselves in German-occupied Poland, which was now regarded as a "non-existant" state. Thereafter, the civilian population, especially Jews, suffered increasing oppression and persecution.
[IMG]http://www.ushmm.org/lcmedia/map/lc/image/pol81270.gif[/IMG]
Music:
[video=youtube;sE-sS_1JQZI]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sE-sS_1JQZI[/video]
The German army is full of some creepy people.
Full Europe -
[t]http://i.imgur.com/nKZsE.png[/t]
Russia - Finland border
[t]http://i.imgur.com/1Mi9v.png[/t]
Germany - France border
[t]http://i.imgur.com/E5cpz.png[/t]
Germany is nothing without my porn supply.
I am going to be the biggest war criminal this world has ever seen.
[QUOTE=MountainWatcher;35995701]I am going to be the biggest war criminal this world has ever seen.[/QUOTE]
Oh really, Let's do this
I'm just going to observe. Make sure Germany takes over Britain.
I'm doing my best to get Mr. Face to allow us to play as lesser, neutral countries.
I'm trying to play as an insane, newly appointed Swedish General named Noah Allmendinger. He instantly instates military rule and declares war on Thailand for an apparent "feud" that was unbeknownst to everybody else.
He also commands the construction of a Doom-fortress near Geneva, because, why not?
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