[QUOTE=Daniel Smith;37057510]Face, do you have any good tips on being a better GM? I'm having trouble with my own forum RP.[/QUOTE]
What problems are there? I've never done any of this stuff on THIS forum. But i've done similar stuff on other ones.
Wait when's the next turn expected?
[QUOTE=Detective P;37060108]Wait when's the next turn expected?[/QUOTE]
Every Saturday.
[QUOTE=Daniel Smith;37057510]Face, do you have any good tips on being a better GM? I'm having trouble with my own forum RP.[/QUOTE]
What are your issues?
[editline]3rd August 2012[/editline]
Ven and Yersinia have found a way to send in turns.
Shorttext works well I suppose.
So is there any more slots to join or is it full?
[QUOTE=Salricci;37070747]So is there any more slots to join or is it full?[/QUOTE]
It's full.
I might hang up the boots for this because I really, REALLY don't have time for it anymore.
[QUOTE=Mr. Face;37087817]I might hang up the boots for this because I really, REALLY don't have time for it anymore.[/QUOTE]
[video=youtube;yg2u_De8j5o]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yg2u_De8j5o&feature=youtube_gdata_player[/video]
:suicide:
Morning gents.
Since Face can no longer do E&R, he has given the thread to my control. I shall lead you fairly yet strongly, and I hope a friendship can develop between us; a brotherhood. A bond.
Just don't fuck around and I will not have a meteor hit you faggots thanks.
[editline]5th August 2012[/editline]
[video=youtube;DqM3uiy-7os]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DqM3uiy-7os&feature=BFa&list=PLA78542BABAA4EE70[/video]
Yaaaaaaaaaaaay
Now I have to resend my turn
Its fine, Face forwarded all of them.
I never sent a turn to face
[B]FRANCE[/B]
[IMG]http://niggaupload.com/images/3iDoN.png[/IMG]
-France declares war on Germany! Army groups attempt to smash into the Ascale-Lorriane, in an attempt to liberate "lost French lands" surprisingly dedicated German resistance in Strasbourg slows the French down, but absolute pulverization of German positions results in most of the central cooridor of Germany being lost. Only a few miles from Berlin, the army is forced to stop, being in extreme danger of being cut off. German casualties are severe. The strategic situation for Germany is looking gloomy.
-The border fortification project is finished, at a somewhat heavy cost to the industry.
-Development is in works on the Occitain portions of France and on Algeria and Tunisia. Deployments along Italy and the declaration of war cause little development to be done, where work desertion is at its highest since the Prussian invasion of France.
-La Garde Nationale, the new French reserve army, slowly follows in behind the main battle groups in occupied Germany. They take losses due to stay-behind forces.
-Logs are made of German weapons compared to French weapons. They are underwhelmingly similar.
[B]ETHIOPIA[/B]
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/IDU2C.png[/IMG]
-Ethiopian officers, trained in Poland, are interested in various Polish weaponry. Ethiopian officers return from Poland, and teach the EDF new tactics, greatly boosting morale.
-Taxes are raised on the rich and the cost of civilian electricity are raised. This stunts further business development in Ethiopia, along with even fewer people being able to access basic ammenities
-Community recreational centers in Addis Ababa, where electrical entertainment is provided, are held once a week. Many Ethiopians are happy about the new buildings, but disapointed that electricity can't be pumped into their own homes.
[B]GUATEMALA[/B]
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-The small Guatemalan military invades El Salvador. Salvadorian police units put up what little resistance they can, but the country is quickly siezed.
-A small guerilla campaign begins in El Salvador, the Gratis Comunista República and the Nacional de los socialistas de El Salvador quickly become two guerilla groups, and their numbers swell rapidly.
-Taxes are hiked all accross the board for the invasion of El Salvador, many communists don't take this lightly, as the mostly lower-class citizens suffer.
[B]OTTOMAN EMPIRE[/B]
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/ogBxV.png[/IMG]
-Classic combat styles are replaced with guerrilla tactics. Many nations find this type of warfare apalling, un-necessary, and "un-fair"
-The air force is established, though consisting of only a few planes, good directions could make it a very feared arm of the military. A few fighters are bought from the French.
-The military sends a message to Bulgaria, the message being the Ottoman National Anthem. Bulgaria laughs and peacefully takes over an Ottoman borderpost, telling them to cut that shit off.
-The military divides its research budgets into 8 different categories. Though this information is unknown, it can be assured that spreading the budget out so thinly will result in a technological backwater.
-The borders between Arabia and the Ottomans are open. Little exchanges occur, with Ottomans wanting to stay away from "tribals" and "tribals" wanting to stay away from Ottomans.
-The first automobile company in the country is built. Called "Automan Empire Corp." the car's hood ornament is the :) symbol.
-Efforts are set out to help lower class citizens, encouraging lower class citizens to join production/industrial jobs. They are summarily brought into low-paying and low-quality jobs.
-Public schools are now paid for by the government, who can begin feeling the stress on its economy.
-Health care reforms start, attempting to give everyone clean water and bandages. Many areas in the empire are totally cut off from Istanbul/Constantinople, and thus, the economy begins to stumble.
-Bulgaria tells the Ottomans to stop trying to reintegrate them into the Empire, and throw much of their army onto the border.
-Germany is embargoed, along with a seething Bulgaria.
[B]USDRB[/B]
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/wfkkM.png[/IMG]
-The military works on Martial Arts and starts 5 year conscription from 18. The prime years of youth are lost, and many question the government.
-Venezuela, Peru, Ecuador, Colombia, Bolivia, Paraguay, and Uruguay are asked to join Brazil. All resoundingly say no and tell Brazil to stop fucking with their soverignty.
-The Brazilian government sends bigoted messages to the following: Japan, Korea, China, Ethiopia, and Jamaica. These all fail to be sent because the diplomats know not to be bastions of low-functioning autism.
-The following ministries are created/reformed in the government and start this ministries:
-Ministry of Foreign Affairs
-Ministry of Culture and Science
-Ministry of Mines, Agriculture, Fisheries, Food and Resources
-Ministry of Education
-Ministry of Health
-Ministry of Economy
-Ministry of Justice
-Ministry of Defence
-The justice system is made more severe, establishing imprisonment for life and preventive detention laws. Many citizens grumble.
-Start social reforms and help poorer citizens. The citizens are very wary.
-Reforms of education begin, updating new textbooks.
-Cannabis is declared legal. Many nationalized factories are made. Reactionaries march in the street, telling the "stoner" government to stop being useless.
[B]Russia[/B]
[IMG]http://web02.aviationweek.com/media/images/defense_images/Miscellaneous/RussianFlagPRESIDENTOFRUSSIA.jpg[/IMG]
-War is declared on Germany, Germany sends a reply asking what the hell they did to them.
-The Russian Navy rushes out to Bornholm and begins bombarding north Germany, little damage is done to the military because they are in Berlin actually doing something; though many civilians die.
-Russian soldiers attempt to land in Germany navel bases and their coastal cities, they meet surprisingly stiff resistance and are pushed back into the sea; though most of the German coastal cities are flattened in the process. When the Russians try to get back to their ships, they are blown out of the water by falling naval fire from the Polish-German ships.
-The Russian ships end up in a massive sea battle with Polish-German ships, diplomatic tensions explode.
-Finland is granted independence as a nation to block Russia from the Swedish vikings. Russia promises to protect them from foreign militaries. Russia gets to build a base though the Finnish ask who said they could, Russia looks at them angrly until they agree to allow them to build bases in their new nation.
-Some research is made into longer range rifles, tank armor, threads, caliber rounds for the main battle cannon, range for the cannon and machine gun mounts for the weapon. Almost no progress is made because he hardly has enough scientists to research all that damn stuff.
-Free elections are opened up, radical Communists somehow take power and are accused of rigging the ballot although there is no proof.
-Banana imports increase, though a strange sickness seems to be following it.
[B]Hungary[/B]
[IMG][/IMG] (If you do not give me your flag I will cut off your man hood and feed it to the goats.)
-Elite Hungarian forces march down the streets to smash the protests, they do nothing except inflame the protesters. They begin to become overrun and shots are fired, twelve are dead on the initial day and things are looking to get worse.
-The Hungarians announce a cease fire and a no mans land is set up in their captured territory in south Germany.
-Austrian troops are marched out to the front lines, everyone is blocked off from talking to them.
-Dissent seems to be sown between some Austrian and Hungarian troops, it seems some agents have infiltrated the line. The accused are quickly shot, though the effects have been made.
-A bounty is placed on the leader of the protests head, although the government tries to keep it secret; however since it is a bounty and you need to tell people about it to make it work, the government just looks stupid in the process.
-The government clamps down on Hungary and makes it so no one can leave or enter, the government claims everything is nice and happy inside although some refugees who escaped claim otherwise.
-Gunfights begin to erupt as a special forces regiment start to mow down civilians in a warehouse en masse, the leader of the protests claim that the attack was on his life and he narrowly escaped. Even more protestors begin to appear in protest, some have weapons and several soldiers are killed.
-Snipers try to finish him off as well, though they miss and kill some protestors, the leader makes it away with a bullet in his foot. Even more protestors in response, a sniper is also pulled from a balcony and dropped five stories to his death in the middle of a street where protestors tear him to shreds. Several more attempts are made on snipers, two others are badly wounded, one blinded.
-Trade to Hungarian province borders are cut off and they are heavily fortified. The government attempts to keep this secret but with the wonderful new technologies of binoculars and basic sight their plans are foiled.
-Planes fly over the major cities, propaganda is thrown out from the sides. Most of the propaganda tells people the military are their friends but it is ignored as the military constantly charges in and attempts to beat anyone looking funny.
-Attempts are made to continue the rocket program, a breakthrough on engines is believed to be made but the rocket just explodes and kills some scientists.
-The Austrian Semi Automatic Rifle is given new parts to prevent jamming, they work but they break easily.
-An aircooled machine gun is built named the MG8, when they are distriputed and test fires are made, the barrel melts and the ammunition explodes. Twenty soldiers die until the weapon is recalled.
-A mad scientist appears and claims to have invented night vision, he shows people his invention though it looks so grainy they name him a con artist and he is arrested.
-Special military units with shields, truncheons, pistols, swords and medieval plate mail charge into protestors. Their slow movement and brutal efficiency leads to violence and several of them are dragged down and drowned. Or stomped on until they stop moving.
-Several people are hanged in protestor controlled areas, the protestors claim they are government spies.
-Prisons suddenly appear empty, friends and family are dragged off to never seen again. Some people report trucks moving to the country side and the stench of death in the area.
-Attempts to brain wash the Austrian people fail horribly as protests spill into Austrian cities and the Austrians begin fighting the police too.
-Extremely well trained Austrian troops begin smashing Hungarian protestors too. After rocks are pegged at them, they open fire and the streets fill with bodies. Austrian and Hungarian relations are inflamed at this and Austrians and Hungarians begin beating each other in the streets. The Austrian troops attempt to break it up but they are armed with battle armor and bayonets and they are soon taking heavy losses as protests turn to massive riots.
-Austrian secret police start to raid any shipments moving into towns to check for weapons, only a few weapons are found and the rest are food and consumer goods. Even more rioters spill into the streets as their families begin to start going hungry and the prices of food and furniture steadily rise.
-Attempts are made to replace soldiers in the Austrian areas with elite and highly dedicated Austrian troops, except there are very few elite and highly dedicated Austrian troops so suddenly there are less men to stop the protests.
-Firehoses are used on crowds, guess how well this ends for the police.
-People are also carted off in the Indian colonies, the stench of death is everywhere. New barracks are made everywhere as well.
-Plastic mills, mines and factories begin to be made; however this does not work as rioters tear down the construction workers as they build them.
-A diplomatic message from Jesus is sent to the emperor of Hungary and he is kindly asked to stop making his turns so fucking long, whatever that means.
[B]United States of America[/B]
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-Ships are sent to east Mexico and all ports are blocked off, anti ship weapons begin to hit the ships and return fire is made.
-Troops are landed on the west and east coast, the west coast invasion fails with little naval support at the cost of half of Mexicos western coastal cities being destroyed. The eastern coast sees more success, with troops pushing into coastal cities at the cost of Mexico being flattened and burned to the ground. Canadians begin to take north Mexico as well.
-The economy begins to shift to wartime goods, people complain that things like furniture and other consumer goods begin to dissapear from the markets.
-New ships begin to be built, though some of them lag in production and the rest will still take a while.
-Some spies in China are shot, China frowns at the US and tells them to fuck off.
-Scientists are bribed to keep calm, the scientists begin to go back to work though production is still slow.
-Spies are cracked down on and a massive Chinese spy ring is uncovered. Twelve people are killed when the Chinese agents attmept to resist arrest and thirty six are wounded. It is believed they were attempting to encourage scientists to defect from the US. The US ambassador tells the Chinese, "no YOU fuck off good sir."
[B]Poland[/B]
[IMG]http://www.nbbd.com/festivals/Polish/images/poland_flag.jpg[/IMG]
-Polands armies are reformed and begin to march to the east.
-Encouragement is given to the Germans to defect to Poland, the German military in the east begin to mass desert and a new Army division in the Polish military is made just for Germans due to the large number.
-Polish troops attempt to take the coast lines, they meet the Russian troops landing there and the Russians mistake them; especially the new German corps, as the German military. A three way battle begins with heavy losses on each side, most of the Polish troops are killed in the naval bombardment and the rest either trickle back to Poland or double desert for the Germans again.
-EEC representatives are sent into the captured cities and people gradually start to enjoy their Polish overlords more.
-Polish citizens of German origin begin to pop up everywhere, a small section of Warsaw named Little Berlin is even opened.
-Some navy ships that deserted from Germany are organized into a Polish naval corps and sent to the German coast, they end up encountering them and mistake them for German loyalists. Both sides take heavy losses and are now in a stalemate.
-Banks begin to be set up across Poland, they have a shaky start but gradually begin to become poppular.
-Funding is focused into electricity, telephones, railways, roads, heavy industries and small arms. The research is slow due to the scientists being stretched thin but defecting German scientists help speed things along.
-Drydocks are built along the coast, though they are small for now.
-Factories, roads, railways, electrical grids and telephone connections are built or improved. However, due to the workers being so spread out they are of shoddy quality and a factory even collapses; killing many.
-Education is still reformed to hell, freedom of speech is granted to the people and full debate of all things is allowed.
-Immigration is encouraged and Polish begins to slowly become less of a majority. Some people protest though not many.
-Germans are encouraged to learn Slavic through some education programs, though they are allowed not to.
-Free voting is made to all, most of the Polish are happy over it besides a few grumbles.
-All pubs, resutraunts and cafes have non smoking areas in them now. However this is almost completely ignored as the police do not even try to enforce This.
[B]Chinese Empire
[/B]
[IMG]http://puu.sh/CPpz[/IMG]
-The officer core is continuously reformed and rebuilt. The French advisers help greatly and reforms move smovely.
-Some German officers begin making trips to China and are not coming back for some reason. Though most just go to Poland.
-Roads, rails and communication towers are expanded or rebuilt.
-More and more resources are mapped out.
-Tons of new mines, oil drills and offshore oil platforms are built.
-Tax exemptions are given to any new up and coming businesses. Business suddenly booms all across China.
-Power stations and infrastructure are built across the empire.
-Hospitals are built.
-The police force begins to be moernized, though work is slow.
-Police stations and academies are built everywhere.
-The opium trade is smashed, although some dissent begins to pop up due to the opium dealers hand in China.
-A report is made by economic experts from across the country on how to improve the economy, they tell the glorious leader to stop building so god damn much.
-The Chinese economy begins to even out and then dip down as the government builds loads of stuff.
[B]Confederacy of Democratic Socialist Canadian Territories[/B]
[IMG]http://i.cubeupload.com/qzlp4i.png[/IMG]
-The military research fund seems to suddenly be all about these glorious rockets.
-A report is made telling why the rockets failed, the scientists kindly tell the leader that the rocket fell off. When they are asked for more info, it turns out to have been a simple launching platform problem.
-Another test is done, and the first rocket launches off...
-...Only for it to detonate mid air and shrapnel to rain down on the surrounded area. Several scientists are blinded, many more are killed or wounded. A forest fire begins and some civilians burn to death though this is quickly stopped.
-Attempts to make nuclear reactors are done, however just no figuring out the benefits of nuclear technology this is taking a long time and the technology is really iffy and dangerous.
-Attempts are made to make tanks faster with diesel engines, this costs a hell of a lot of money and the economy drops slightly from it.
-Fixed winged biplanes are created with petrol engines, they have tons of problems and the first planes crash into the ground.
-A small scale particle accelerator is attempted and fails, more attempts continue steadily.
-Sweden is told to go away, and Canada, Iceland and Greenland turn their backs and ignore them.
-Troops are sent south to fight the Mexicans.
-The dreadnoughts Serenity and Firefly float out on their first trips, though some doubt their integrity due to the engineers having rushed construction along incredibly. The govenrment deems them unsinkable and they start patrolling.
-Attempts to improve the economy by building more mines and oil wells is made, however the government gets a memo that building things costs money and the economy dips even further.
-Glorious new inventions called 'crayon' and 'air conditioning' are made. A child eats the crayon and proceeds to die a horrible poisonous death, airconditioners cost so much that most families do not even know they exist.
-Radios are developed, though they arew still in testing phases.
-New explosives are made with the purpose of splitting rocks instead of clearing tunnels. This fails spectacurally as the government accidentally creates the single largest explosion in Canadian history; this cause several avalanches and a few towns are buried and a scientist or two loses their hearing but still.
-Corruption is weeded out more and more, with many politicians being forced to resign.
-Education is still reformed, focusing on STEM education.
-The homeless are taken off the streets and then thrown back all scared looking. Some of them start screaming nonsense on roadsides about secret government brain washing expeiriments.
-The Red Guard expands, mostly made up of Canadian veterans and war heroes.
[B]Danish Territory United
[/B]
[IMG][/IMG] (Give me a freaking flag and format your turn right.)
-The DTU denounces the Hungarian and Austrian rebels in the south, no one caeas.
-Several weapon shipments from Austria-Hungary are captured by the Danish government. A police crackdown of the DTU follows and many members are arrested.
-A new artist gallery is opened in HQ in an abandoned warehouse. It becomes popular but shifty figures are seen a lot.
-Protests begin in Aahrus and Odense, Odense protests are brutally put down.
-Some Ex-Danish soldiers begin to identify themselves with the DTU.[IMG][/IMG]
You didn't wait, for, me....
It is twelve AM, you have had four days. Send it and I will edit it in just make it fast because I am tired as hell.
It's 1906 and nuclear tech.
:ohdear:
[QUOTE=ThePinkPanzer;37099029]It is twelve AM, you have had four days. Send it and I will edit it in just make it fast because I am tired as hell.[/QUOTE]
to lazy, Just skip me this turn
Panzer, if you could go back and look at the things I have done in turns before that would be great (or I could forward them to you). A few things I noticed were that:
-My troops are some of the best trained in the game, as well as one of the largest. (So why would lack of Elite troops be a problem)
-I developed riot gear as well as other advanced body armour, why they would march in mid-evil armour? I don't quite understand that as I didnt realize I included Knight Armour into my Riot Training procedures.
-The Austrian people are extremely loyal to the Govt (According to face they feel that they have an obligation to serve for the Govt)
-I have taken measures to ensure my Secret Police are among the best if not the best in the world.
I could understand a few tech failures but all of it and on minor equipment?
Legions of well trained troops with armed with Man-mobile LMG's, Early early Submachine guns, and semi automatic rifles bieng devastated by a few rock throwing, pitchfork armed peasants seems unlikely. Especially considering the planning I put into it.
Not to mention that this protest was just in the early beginnings.
Anyhow a good turn nonetheless.
Kriegs, Don't start this again.
[QUOTE=Liem;37099423]Kriegs, Don't start this again.[/QUOTE]
My apologies, just trying to have things previously done taken into account is all. Meant nothing by it.
Hooray! Guatemala!
[quote] the Gratis Comunista República and the Nacional de los socialistas de El Salvador quickly become two guerilla groups, and their numbers swell rapidly.[/quote]
Oh poop
[QUOTE=KriegsMar1ne;37099480]My apologies, just trying to have things previously done taken into account is all. Meant nothing by it.[/QUOTE]
Just take it to PM with the GM.
[QUOTE=KriegsMar1ne;37099384]Panzer, if you could go back and look at the things I have done in turns before that would be great (or I could forward them to you). A few things I noticed were that:
-My troops are some of the best trained in the game, as well as one of the largest. (So why would lack of Elite troops be a problem)
-I developed riot gear as well as other advanced body armour, why they would march in mid-evil armour? I don't quite understand that as I didnt realize I included Knight Armour into my Riot Training procedures.
-The Austrian people are extremely loyal to the Govt (According to face they feel that they have an obligation to serve for the Govt)
-I have taken measures to ensure my Secret Police are among the best if not the best in the world.
I could understand a few tech failures but all of it and on minor equipment?
Legions of well trained troops with armed with Man-mobile LMG's, Early early Submachine guns, and semi automatic rifles bieng devastated by a few rock throwing, pitchfork armed peasants seems unlikely. Especially considering the planning I put into it.
Not to mention that this protest was just in the early beginnings.
Anyhow a good turn nonetheless.[/QUOTE]
Just because they are good does not mean they are infallible, and sending in your entire military will do nothing but fuck you over.
You tried to dictate to exactly how your technology went and how well it did. You tell me you start researching something, I tell you when you finish. I am the GM and not you.
Face said that if the Swedish player didn't turn in this turn he would be dropped. Is this still true?
Also, don't put stuff that's suppose to be secret in the actual turn. Use something like a Misc. or General category.
And what format do you want the turns in?
If you put it as secret but it ends up in the turn than something failed and it is no longer secret.
The bloody format in the OP.
[QUOTE]-A diplomatic message from Jesus is sent to the emperor of Hungary and he is kindly asked to stop making his turns so fucking long, whatever that means.
[/QUOTE]
:v:
[QUOTE=ThePinkPanzer;37101299]If you put it as secret but it ends up in the turn than something failed and it is no longer secret.
The bloody format in the OP.[/QUOTE]
Shall I update the map again?
and the UK made no move... Does this mean my indian rebellion claims more territory?:dance:
[QUOTE=thelurker1234;37102528]Shall I update the map again?
and the UK made no move... Does this mean my indian rebellion claims more territory?:dance:[/QUOTE]
No
You haven't made anything new yourself
also i thought turn was on monday so i didn't send my turn. Silly me.
[QUOTE=overpain;37102611]No
You haven't made anything new yourself
also i thought turn was on monday so i didn't send my turn. Silly me.[/QUOTE]
I had sent in a turn I think.
Thanks for keeping the game alive ThePinkPanzer
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