Empires and Revolutions V. The Empire boys are back in town. - Games

SOBOTNIK IS AN AVID OIFY POSTER. I WOULDN'T TRUST

[QUOTE=thelurker1234;38566061]SOBOTNIK IS AN AVID OIFY POSTER. I WOULDN'T TRUST[/QUOTE] You're Russia. I don't trust you. #VenezuelaStrong1839

My turn has been sent. Also, say hello to the completely generic flag of my Kingdom. [IMG]http://oi47.tinypic.com/2vc8i6b.jpg[/IMG]

I'll encourage all the Slavs to move to California. I'll put them in towns like Little Bohemia and the Polak Quarter.

[QUOTE=VOSK;38566958]I'll encourage all the Slavs to move to California. I'll put them in towns like Little Bohemia and the Polak Quarter.[/QUOTE] Oh no, those Polish people are comign to Venezuela. I will murder you if they go to california.

[QUOTE=HeavyGuy;38567280]Oh no, those Polish people are comign to Venezuela. I will murder you if they go to california.[/QUOTE] not if I gas them all first along with prussia

[QUOTE=thelurker1234;38567865]not if I gas them all first along with prussia[/QUOTE] No. Poland will belong to the Austrian Empire!

Do any of that and I will kill you all. I swear.

[QUOTE=VOSK;38566958]I'll encourage all the Slavs to move to California. I'll put them in towns like Little Bohemia and the Polak Quarter.[/QUOTE] Try and get the [URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wends_of_Texas"]Sorbians and Wendish from Texas[/URL] first. But first get permission from Prussia to do it. Put them in towns called Little Sorbia and Wendish Boulevard.

I'm going to take the "reasonably evil" approach and improve the lives of the citizens of whose countries have been invaded.

I'm not going to invade anyone or be super dictatorship (yet) surprisingly considering I'm Venezuela In other news, Venezuela. I like that name, it's pretty awesome.

[QUOTE=HeavyGuy;38570445]I'm not going to invade anyone or be super dictatorship (yet) surprisingly considering I'm Venezuela In other news, Venezuela. I like that name, it's pretty awesome.[/QUOTE] Change your name to Venezuelia. A lot more catchy.

Next thing you know I'll be asked to become Venezueland and admire my previous future as Poland.

Possible outcome [thumb]http://i.cubeupload.com/hquU9a.png[/thumb]

[QUOTE=Daniel Smith;38571223]Possible outcome [thumb]http://i.cubeupload.com/hquU9a.png[/thumb][/QUOTE] why did i lose finland to sweden and then the baltics are set free? why did I take land from austria?????????? and you taking land from me and egypt? remember me prussia austria and egypt are pretty much all allied to eachother. do you really want alaska THAT BAD? And also, I'm improving the lives of my people, and the conquered people too. Edit 2: That map is just balls, japan hasn't eaten korea? what? china looks relatively un-bullied.

[QUOTE=Daniel Smith;38571223]Possible outcome [thumb]http://i.cubeupload.com/hquU9a.png[/thumb][/QUOTE] I like how you are the biggest empire.

[QUOTE=Daniel Smith;38571223]Possible outcome [thumb]http://i.cubeupload.com/hquU9a.png[/thumb][/QUOTE] Dearest Daniel Smith, We will cut your/our dicks and use them as projectiles for slingshots, while women will burn anything including your/our miserable cunts. Before we send our dead babies by mail, we will drain their blood and toss it to the sea. Then I will shit on your door step while fuckin' your cat... in the... Sincerely Peaceful People of Madagascar (The Continent). PS: I will kick your dick so hard you'll have to piss through your nose.

Fuck you, Britain. Persia owns India. Go suck some Inuit dick if you want territory.

Everyone, do not blame Britain for being the colonizing pig he is. Let us all band together and destroy the real threat, the Ottoman Empire!

[url]http://oi48.tinypic.com/xkn2jb.jpg[/url] Not as biased, but still slightly biased.

Where are yo ugetting these maps? Is tehre a simulation mode on victoria or europa universalis or something?

[QUOTE=MountainWatcher;38576479]Where are yo ugetting these maps? Is tehre a simulation mode on victoria or europa universalis or something?[/QUOTE] And why am I not a slightly different shade of white? I'm a vassal state, but I'm still technically independent, so I should be atleast a different shade.

[QUOTE=MountainWatcher;38576479]Where are yo ugetting these maps? Is tehre a simulation mode on victoria or europa universalis or something?[/QUOTE] [url]http://forum.paradoxplaza.com/forum/showthread.php?490918-Victoria-II-Paintable-World-Maps[/url]

[QUOTE=Chernobyl426;38576343][URL]http://oi48.tinypic.com/xkn2jb.jpg[/URL] Not as biased, but still slightly biased.[/QUOTE] Did the tribal people come from siberia and overrun my massive russian army and then I conceded siberia????? Also again... with me prussia and austria allied with egypt, ottomans can't lay a finger on them. I think every person in this thread shouldn't touch maps at all. except for sobotnik.

[QUOTE=thelurker1234;38577354]Did the tribal people come from siberia and overrun my massive russian army and then I conceded siberia????? Also again... with me prussia and austria allied with egypt, ottomans can't lay a finger on them.[/QUOTE] Hey, don't forget about me! You, me, Prussia, Austria and Egypt will destroy the Ottoman Empire.

No, guys, I made the most accurate map outcome. [t]http://i794.photobucket.com/albums/yy221/Goji-man/AGHBRASIL.png[/t] There

I didn't know computers could zoom in that much

That burn was so terrible it's more of a pleasant warmth .

[QUOTE=thelurker1234;38577354]Did the tribal people come from siberia and overrun my massive russian army and then I conceded siberia?????[/QUOTE] Uncolonized territory.

We should use the mega-sized map [thumb]http://i.cubeupload.com/9aOkJ4.png[/thumb]