Empires and revolutions - Historical Forum RP V2: Blame Brazil for all our problems.
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Don't know where the hell it's getting that. I'm looking at my Library now. "All games (86)"
[QUOTE=Ven Kaeo;34843283]Don't know where the hell it's getting that. I'm looking at my Library now. "All games (86)"[/QUOTE]
Steam Calculator gives 77.
I don't even.
:v:
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14 new post of false hope :suicide:
[QUOTE=Intoxicated Spy;34843459]14 new post of false hope :suicide:[/QUOTE]
21 for me...
[QUOTE=Ven Kaeo;34843301][t]http://i.cubeupload.com/niL0Kw.png[/t][/QUOTE]
All games (86) + Tools (55) gets your pretty close (141) to 139, dunno
I don't think tools count.
You know I think I know what it is. I think on my profile it counts games I've played once but never own. Like demos and free weekends and shit.
[QUOTE=Ven Kaeo;34846425]I don't think tools count.
You know I think I know what it is. I think on my profile it counts games I've played once but never own. Like demos and free weekends and shit.[/QUOTE]
It counts all three I think.
[sp]and by 'count' i mean randomly remove 5% of the games while counting.[/sp]
NO UPDATE? THAT'S IT! NUTELLA NOW!
[QUOTE=MountainWatcher;34842754]I say we all go insane for one turn, to draw more people in. I'll ban pants, who's in?[/QUOTE]
Maybe i'll attempt to genetically engineer electric red pandas
I have key prints from my keyboard on my face.
AKA, I fell asleep on my keyboard.
[QUOTE=Mr. Face;34858350]I have key prints from my keyboard on my face.
AKA, I fell asleep on my keyboard.[/QUOTE]
Slow down man
Then speed back up.
Are you people sending political science essays again?
[QUOTE=MountainWatcher;34862304]Are you people sending political science essays again?[/QUOTE]
You mean we aren't supposed to...
fuck
Want a good idea of how tired I was.
I woke up at 2:00 PM.
I haven't slept this late since I was about 15.
ma feel right now
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Nearly done.
:v:
[editline]25th February 2012[/editline]
World Events - 1866
- Laws emplaced by Brazil to prevent heavy logging improve the world climate slightly, over the coming years this should improve to near normal.
- The Cuban civil war rages on, the ruling government is dying.
- The East German military and government begins pulling out of the Netherlands now that the dykes have been built and the economy has been restored.
- The East German railroad project is begun, it's aim is to finish connecting Europe.
-Texas ceases to exist.
-Madagascar ceases to exist.
-A civil war in France begins, the push being by Portugal and their invasion. Europe is so fucking unstable all the time.
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/krV7N.png[/IMG] South American Empire - Stethor
- The military leaves the protestors alone and exclusevly guards government buildings. A group of rioters are massacred in Rio De Janero's Palácio do Catete.
- More military installations are built in Ireland, increasing unrest in the local populace near these installations.
- Military relief is given to the flooded regions. The government calls on the rest of the nation to help the people of these regions. This is perhaps the best disaster support by any nation in history.
- Encouragement is given for people to get back to working, many people agree as they have grown tired of protesting.
- The major government leaders behind the Great Massacre of the Natives are forced to step down and admit fault in shame. The interim leaders call for a general election. An entirely new cabinet is voted in.
- Most protesting breaks up after getting what they want.
- A new rebel group is created, they have named themselves the New Brazilian Order or NBO. A strike is made on the Brazilian capital, two members of the parliament are killed in the strike.
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/gmhgO.png[/IMG] Arabian Empire - UrbanMachismo
- The invasion of Madagascar is a success and Madagascar is completely annexed.
- All forces are pulled back to Arabia.
- War is declared on Turkey, Turkey is invaded. Not too much progress is made, Turkey is a far more powerful nation than Madagascar was. (You're the Arabian hitler, out for Lebensraum)
- Advanced Artillery is researched, tell me what kind of artillery and I may actually be able to allow you to use it.
- Continued aid is sent to Saudi Arabia.
- Aid is sent to Greece to help build their industry.
- Crete is ceded to Greece.
- 10% of Arabia's Diesel and Natural Gas is given to Canada and Greece, 5% a piece.
- Canada is sent Tank and Flamethrower blueprints.
- Heavy investment is given towards extending the railways through Africa and the Middle East.
- The rail connects to Portugal, it's final path is to end up connecting to Russia, Saudi Arabia, Tunisia, Algeria, and Niger.
- Uranium is discovered. (Huehuehue)
[IMG]http://i.cubeupload.com/v5JVEK.png[/IMG] Canada - Ven Kaeo
- Minor changes are made to the military to get it running perfectly.
- Diesel Submarines are revised, the latest test is a success.
- Torpedos are developed, the revolutionary weapon is fired by using compressed air.
- The northernmost Texan regions are invaded, the Texans do not expect this and quickly collapse. Texas quickly becomes an area of greedy landgrabbing between Canada and the United States, in a few areas the two nations meet and minor skirmishes occur.
- Cuba is invaded amidst the civil war, shit's confusing in Cuba, nobody is winning, but nobody is losing either, except the Cuban government.
- An embargo is placed on Brazil, condemning the treatment of natives.
- Arabia is sent submarine tech.
- Aid is sent to all Confederate nations.
- Mines are established across the nation.
- Industry is sent to Alaska, gold mines and oil derricks are built in the region.
- Uranium is discovered and mined.
- The railway network is expanded in Canada. The Arabian diesel train design is used.
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/a9cm3.png[/IMG] Gran Colombia - kamikaze470
-Naval forces in the Caribbean are put on high alert, as are forces along the Brazilian border.
-The remainder of Mexican resistance is destroyed. Mexico is pacified.
-Texas is invaded in support of the US. Forces meet the Canadians and small skirmishes break out.
-Brazilian forces are prohibited from entering Colombian land, the Panama is closed to Brazilians.
-A massive parade is held in the capital. It celebrates the end of conflict between Capitalism and Socialism.
-A new military decoration is created, it is named the Commissar's Distinguished Award. It is made of pure gold and awarded to military personnel who accomplish the greatest feats in battle.
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/C1kep.png[/IMG] China - Ruskie
-The first effective SMG is created, signaling the end of the Great Reform. Among the great accomplishments of the reform are: SMG, New Bolt Action Rifle, Gas Masks, Hand Grenades, Helmets, Camoflage, Better training.
- African fortifications continue swimmingly.
-A third of the military budget is taken off to return it to normal budgeting.
-Gliders are improved.
-Panjab and Tibet become sattelites of China.
-Infrastructure improvement continues.
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/XWd89.png[/IMG] India - asantos3
-Military Academies are funded, training improves massively.
-Industry is invested into on the nations bordering India.
-Trade is encouraged with the nations bordering India.
-The Railway is continued, it is about halfway to completion.
-Research is put into improving Armor and Naval resistance. Steel is replaced with Titanium, this puts a massive strain on the economy.
-Minimum wage is increased, pleasing the lower class.
-Football is declared the national sport. Americans are confused as to which football. Eventually India clears it up to be Soccer.
-Malaysia Borneo joins India.
-A new fiber is created to be flame resistant. It is tested on a live subject. The poor soul.
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/fzJgB.png[/IMG] Greece - RedSyndicate
-Turkey is invaded with only minor resistance due to most of the army being on the other front to defend from Arabia.
-Unrestricted trade is opened with all nations.
-Industry is improved as many foreign businesses move to Greece. The economy is quickly becoming powerful.
-All media is owned by the state, any socialist media is quickly suppressed.
[IMG]http://i.cubeupload.com/hwonO3.png[/IMG] The New Roman Republic - Intoxicated Spy
-All military activity in Italy is ceased.
-Most of Northern Wales is taken back due to the Irish pullback.
-French lands are occupied.
-Tactics are improved. Dunno what these tactics are though.
-Corsica is given to Italy.
-An embargo is placed on Ireland.
-Another bailout package is sent to West Germany.
-Parachutes are researched. A man jumps off of a tall platform with one and goes splat. Fun for the whole family.
-Landmines are researched. A decision is made to NOT test these after the parachute failure.
-Education is improved through funding.
-Conscription is placed on newly acquired lands.
-French troops are used to oversee new French lands, they are watched by Roman officers.
-Apparently Batman is beloved as the last word of the turn is Batman.
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/VGlOd.png[/IMG] Portugal - MountainWatcher
-Half of the African troops in Portugal are sent back to their homes.
-Madagascar is invaded, due to this Madagascar ceases to exist.
-Chad is annexed.
-Companies move to Greece.
-All research programs are heavily funded.
-France is invaded on the West Coast, much progress is made due to the demoralization of French soldiers under Roman supervision.
-Goods are distributed to the French populace. The French side with Portugal, a civil war begins.
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/37iy1.png[/IMG] Austria - Skullivan21
-Political opposition is opposed entirely.
-The Railway is continued, it is nearing completion and will soon connect to the East German line.
-The Balkan States are incorporated into the Republic without much resistance.
-Monopolies and Trusts are blocked, improving the economy substantially.
-FIFA is invested into, an entirely new, state-of-the-art stadium is constructed to hold the event next year.
-An early plastic is created by mixing Cellulose and Nitric Acid.
-The UCEF offers to hold the world fair.
[IMG]http://i.cubeupload.com/vpGiad.png[/IMG] The Republic of the Nordic Communes - Obnobs (I really want to refer to you as Obs)
-Parts of France are put under puppet control. This creates a third side to the Civil War that is raging in France.
-Estonia joines the RotNC.
-A working airplane is developed, it can fly at an altitude of 500 feet for three hours at a time.
-The road system is heavily improved.
-The telegraph system is improved.
-A small crack division is trained and deployed on the Northern Coast of RotNC controlled France.
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/dMGcr.png[/IMG] Irish Brotherhood Republic - Eat Children (GOOD LORD YOUR TURN IS GIGANTIC)
-Due to embargos placed on Ireland the economy collapses into utter ruin.
-Foreigners are brutally killed on the streets.
-Massive riots break out throughout the nation.
-A rebellion breaks out in Dublin, ceasing the Parliament building.
-Dead litter the streets of Dublin as it becomes a ruined city.
-A high ranking General becomes the nations leader. He is assassinated.
-An attempt to annex Scotland by force fails massively. The entire army there is obliterated.
-Northern Wales is lost as most troops are forced to backpedal into Irish lands.
-Barmouth is destroyed by Loyalists, as it was an Insurrectionist hotbed.
-Conscription occurs for men aged 16-35.
-Tanks are created but are of no use.
-Bombings occur all around Ireland, killing many government officials.
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/kNjbD.png[/IMG] West Germany - [Seed Eater]
-French land is ceded, a fourth faction is created in the civil war.
-An airship is created, it is lightly armored with aluminum.
-A hydro-electric dam construction site is begun on the upper Rhine.
-A steel-hulled ship is created. Not a Dreadnought since you haven't gotten the Steam Turbine yet.
-8 tanks are produced, four are sold to Colombia.
-The Irish and Brazilians are condemned publicy for their actions.
-In an attempt to increase worker morale, the state implements a worker of the month system. The winner gets food coupons to last a year.
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/7gqCH.png[/IMG] United States - FlamingTorso
-Texas is finished off, skirmishes break out between the United States in Canada in the confusion of land grabbing.
-A working semi-automatic rifle is created. It jams quite frequently.
Music of the turn - [video=youtube;ogJFXqYEYd8]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ogJFXqYEYd8[/video]
hell yeah! update!
[editline]25th February 2012[/editline]
football= soccer to me :/
I'll make a preliminary map of France for Seed to work with.
can you change football to soccer?
But the humor of American confusion is great.
Oh boy, I don't want a civil war. Look, the french want me as their ruler, I volunteer to rule over France while they stabilize themselves. I have good relations with them, I always have, and I will support their new government through this time of crisis.
[editline]25th February 2012[/editline]
You know what sucks? i don't know History too well, so I can't put "invent X" in my turn. So no matter how much money I toss at my scientists, I'll be doomed to forever scavenge from other countries.
France's lower classes are pissed as hell.
That's the reason for the factions.
The nations that control the sections have no true control at this point, the lower class is controlling it, they're fighting to create their own government. Think WWII France, just not controlled by a gigantic nation and far more violent.
It's pretty much a fight for what kind of government, Capitalist, Communist, and Portuguese controlled.
Although you caused it to happen early, it was already going to happen.
[editline]25th February 2012[/editline]
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Here you go Seed.
When did France say that to you?
[editline]25th February 2012[/editline]
Whoa, Why was I invaded?
France isn't controlled by Serj anymore.
It's not controlled by a central government at all.
It's pure anarchy and war.
You made Switzerland red, its not part and never has been part of France.
Oh shit.
:v:
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