Empires and revolutions - Historical Forum RP V2: Blame Brazil for all our problems.

[MountainWatcher]

What, is the arabian Empire in Europe, now? or is that orange in Europe an NPC?

Oh, and, Seed, I'm sorry, but i think you still forgot India's annexation of malaysia Borneo.

[editline]28th February 2012[/editline]

Oh, and Brazil should be holding Ireland, now, right?

[Ven Kaeo]

I think that's Amsterdam/Belgium.

[DokVis]

Good luck Europe, with your wars and all.

[Mr. Face]

Turns and edits will NOT be accepted after 4:00 PM Eastern/Standard time tomorrow.

AKA, turn should be tomorrow night or Thursday depending on how tired I am after tomorrow's game.

[[Seed Eater]]

Hey, did any of my tech advances last turn get accomplished? You didn't mention them other than the airship and the dam (which wasn't a tech thing anyhow, I guess).

[editline]28th February 2012[/editline]

Also, do you prefer the way I did my economy stuff this turn, where I split it up in per cents?

[Mr. Face]

Haven't checked your turn yet.

And send me a log of your tech, I'll save it on a notepad so that I can implement it in later turns rather than broadcasting what you have.

[DokVis]

I have an official statement from Oceania:
Noice

[MountainWatcher]

Am I the only one who really doesn't want Brazil in Ireland? :v:

[Ven Kaeo]

No. I don't either. But I'm not really acting on it because that's Europe and I've vowed Isolationism.

[MountainWatcher]

Hey, Brasil, how about showing an offer of good faith to poor, troubled Europe and giving Ireland to Portugal master race?

[Stethor]

In my turn i hope turning Ireland into its own new, independent nation "The Republic of Ireland" after I sort it out with my military will be a better offer of good faith.

[DokVis]

Nah you should give Ireland to me, Oceania

[[Seed Eater]]

You should give Ireland to the communists.

Because they're taking over anyway.

[DokVis]

I knew we weren't getting a turn today
I hate being right

[[Seed Eater]]

There's still an hour and a half.

Calm your tits.

[editline]29th February 2012[/editline]

Nevermind, no turn tonight.

[Mr. Face]

It'll be tomorrow.

I have a busy schedule guys, you can't count on a reliable time stamp from me on nights of games.

[DokVis]

oh, a warning, I am going to invade you. all you AT THE SAME TIME.
(ha ha, what a story)
[sp]Not really[/sp]

[MountainWatcher]

Declare war on the arabian empire, liberate the Madagascan potatoes.

[Ven Kaeo]

Declare war on the Portuguese Empire, liberate the African uranium

[Mr. Face]

Writing turn.

[Kaz]

Oof, I've been so preoccupied with World of Tanks that I completely forgot about this up till now. :v:

[Eat Children]

It's like, two in the morning. I've spent the last hour drinking coffee, chain smoking and listening to techno remixes on Youtube.

Quit been American, Face. You'll kill me.

[MountainWatcher]

Plans for Russia? Invasion confirmed, launch all troops.

[Mr. Face]

[QUOTE=Eat Children;34951780]It's like, two in the morning. I've spent the last hour drinking coffee, chain smoking and listening to techno remixes on Youtube.

Quit been American, Face. You'll kill me.[/QUOTE]

Have fun with that.

You've probably got another three hours of wait ahead of you.

:v:

[Mon]

hey face here's my 700-word battle plan for invading <insignificant country> don't take too long! LOL!

[Mr. Face]

[QUOTE=Mon;34952345]hey face here's my 700-word battle plan for invading <insignificant country> don't take too long! LOL![/QUOTE]

Now that there's war in Europe...

Fuck.

[[Seed Eater]]

For anyone waiting for this game's turn, just posted was Galaxy at War's new turn.

Go join it.

Seriously is good.

[Mr. Face]

World Events 1867
-The world climate has dramatically improved due to Brazilian natives and the Brazilian government's encouragement to move on to other things, limiting any logging to a minimum.
-War in France intensifies as French party systems war with eachother. So far the winning party is the Capitalist party due to popular support.
The Portuguese party is in a close second. Nations that have "control" of sectors can either fund their side or start a crackdown, the crackdown will temporarily quell the war.
-Cuba ceases to exist.
-A massive oil store is discovered in the Caucacus.
The NRR is kicked from the CIS.

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/C1kep.png[/IMG] China - Ruskie
-Planes are designed and tested. This ends in tragedy for most pilots as their planes are not aerodynamic and hence crash although one design, dubbed the bi-plane, has flown exceptionally well.
-A new tank is designed, it is called the Type 67. It uses a 37 mm cannon and a 7.5 mm machine gun. It can reach speeds of up to 28 km/h.
It is extremely expensive to build for the time being.
-Aid packages are sent to the nations of: Cambodia, Thailand, Punjab-Tibet. Trade barriers are removed for these nations.
-Same shit different day.

[IMG]http://i.cubeupload.com/hwonO3.png[/IMG] New Roman Republic - Intoxicated Spy [Last turn as New Roman Republic]
-West Germany is invaded with all troops put into the invasion. The invasion goes well as West Germany is caught completely off guard.
(don't worry, this won't last for the NPC)
-France is left but the French natives that support the NRR are given all tech.
-England and Wales are given to Sweden.
-Cheese is invested into. All factories become cheese factories due to the President's cheese fetish.
-The new national religion is Sheogorathism
-All drinking water and cheese is poisoned and everybody is handed cheese. Mass death occurs and Switzerland becomes highly deserted.

Why the fuck did you kill so many people, YOU BASTARD! :v:

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/LSZoI.png[/IMG] Oceania - Intoxicated Spy [New nation]
-The Philippines are invaded. They are quickly conquered as they are mostly tribal.
-A mass recruitment campaign begins.
-A request is made to join the UN.
-An official statement is sent out, it states that Oceania intends to remain capitalist.
-A trade request is made and sent to Brazil.
-An embargo is placed on West Germany.
-A bolt action rifle is created. It jams quite easily and is fairly inaccurate.
-Every home is required to have electricity.

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/gmhgO.png[/IMG] Arabian Empire - Urban Machismo
-The invasion of Turkey continues, a breakthrough is made and Turkey is vastly consumed.
-The first Steam Turbine is created and implemented into a ship. The first true Dreadnought is finally made.
-More aid is sent to Saudi Arabia. A request for them to join Arabia is denied but it was considered heavily.
-Industrial and technological aid is sent to: Algeria, Tunisia, Chad, and Niger. Also, as Urban called it "the third African nation, the black one."
You racist bastard.
-Madagascar is heavily industrialized, much to the natives' chagrin.
-Newly aquired African lands are likewise industrialized.
-The first deposit of Uranium is discovered. Scientists struggle to figure out what it is.
-The southermost region of Madagascar is ceded to Portugal.
-The Caucacus is acquired for 20,000,000 Roubles and the sharing of the Diesel train technology.

[IMG]http://i.cubeupload.com/v5JVEK.png[/IMG] Canada - Ven Kaeo
-A new diesel submarine is created, the most efficient in the world.
-Cuba is completely annexed in it's weakened state.
-Haiti is invaded.
-The tank technology from Arabia is revised.
-Portugal is sent submarine and torpedo tech.
-A Uranium deposit is discovered in Southern Canada. Let the race for nuclear dominance begin between Arabia and Canada.
-Scientists discover that Uranium can be used for nuclear purposes. So far nothing efficient comes of it.

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/krV7N.png[/IMG] Brazil - Stethor
-An attempt to send a massive amount of troops to Ireland is damaged, the convoy loses almost half of it's ship in a mysterious attack.
-The Irish rebellion is only slightly slowed down, it would be demolished if the troops that were killed had made it.
-The Republic of Ireland is established, the only region it holds is Dublin.
-A puppet President is placed in Ireland, he is sympathetic to the SAE and heavily anti-socialist.
-An official statement is sent to all nations that have opposed Ireland before, stating that it is a new nation with not expansionist goals.
-An official statement is sent to all nations involved in the French Civil War, it states that France should be governed by the French people and not the occupying governments.
-The military is heavily updated through promotion of research.
-Anybody with information about the SBO is asked to come forward and is protected by the authorities.
-All members of the SBO that are caught are imprisoned for life.

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/XWd89.png[/IMG] India - asantos3
-Police academies are built and a truly professional police force is made, it is the best in the world.
-Military training is heavily improved.
-Two military departments are made: The Department of Security and Special Forces (DSSF) and the Department of Military Technology (DMT)
-The DMT research an effective flame retardent armor, the problem is it is heavy.
-The nations to the North and West of India are peacefully annexed after a brilliant diplomatic manuever.
-The investment in Titanium ends.
-Tourism is encouraged.
-The 15th of August officially becomes the "National Day of India".
-Social Security is created.
-The railway is continued.

Spain - Novangel
-Every man and women who is able bodied is conscripted for two years into the military.
-An inquisition based government is created, mass executions occur for any dissenters.
-The military is heavily focused upon.
-Propaganda and censorship are used heavily. (Is this the Inquisition version of Nazi Germany or something?)

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/37iy1.png[/IMG] Austria - Skullivan21
-Military bases are built in all new additions to the UCEF.
-Troops are withdrawn from the Balkans.
-The Balkan states are fully integrated into the UCEF.
-The railway now connects to East Germany and Poland.
-Child labour laws are passed, the first of its kind. It prohibits all children of 15 or under from working and children of the age of 16 must have a work permit to work.
-Plastic is further researched, more sturdy plastic is made, as is a more flexible plastic.
-Firearm shells made of plastic are tested. They are mainly weak but one in particular does severe damage, breaking apart inside the body of a person and shredding the internal organs.

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/kNjbD.png[/IMG] West Germany - [Seed Eater]
-Much of the southern lands are lost in the shocking invasion from the NRR.
-A German controlled militia, made up of German and French volunteers, is established and immediately put on the Swiss front.
-Swedish forces are worked with in France.
-Armored airships hover over Paris and drop propaganda.
-The border along Portuguese France as it stands now is mined heavily.
-Prisoners of War are brought back to be conditioned into a Socialist state of mind.
-All French territory is ceded to Communist France.
-A French constitution is drawn up, mirroring West Germany's.
-An order is sent to Portugal to withdraw from France.
-Arms, food, and comforts are sent to the French people.
-A new airship is built, this one is armed with explosives that drop from a bay door. The first effective bombing aircraft.
-The Semi-Automatic rifle is improved, it now does not jam as much.
-Radios are implemented into the Military with massive success. This revolutionary technology has dramatically increased unit cohesion.
-Propaganda is sent out to the entirety of West Germany, it is highly anti-facist and anti-capitalist.
-The tax is collected.
-A National Legislative Election is held. The current staff holds it's position.

[IMG]http://i.cubeupload.com/vpGiad.png[/IMG] The Republic of the Nordic Communes - Obs
-The navy is sent to patrol the Baltic.
-A military force is sent to France to arm the French communists.
-A military force is sent to East Germany to try to transition them to Communism, the government of East Germany tells them to get out as East Germany intends to remain Capitalist. A warning is sent to the Nordic Communes stating that if they do not leave East Germany will declare war on them and invade.
-The economy is transformed into a military focused yet peaceful economy.
-Defenses are built around the Russian border and the Danish-German border.
-Airplanes are further developed.
-A bridge network is begun to connect the Danish islands.
-The nation reforms heavily. Sweden, Nroway, Denmark, Finland, Estonia, Guandeloupe, Marinique, and Isla de la Juventud are now communes.
-Scotland is asked to join as a commune and directy refuses.
-A message is sent to the French Communists that a peaceful annexation to the RotNC is a possibility.
-The little land owned by the RotNC in France is militarized and the locals are armed and trained.

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/VGlOd.png[/IMG] Portugal - MountainWatcher
-30% of the reserves in Portugal are sent to Portuguese France to do police work.
-The navy is beginning to modernize.
-Sokoto is annexed.
-Diplomats are sent to Morocco to build relations.
-Greece's markets are invested into.
-Portuguese France is industrialised.
-Taxes are reduced in Portguese France.
-Supplies are sent to Portuguese France (I'm getting fucking tired of typing that)
-The mining industry is further invested into.
-A uranium store is discovered in Africa.
-Research programs are heavily funded.

[IMG]http://img526.imageshack.us/img526/9529/100pximperialstandardof.png[/IMG] The Democratic Union of Russia - Eat Children
-The Caucacus is ceded to Arabia just after the discovery of vast oil stores. I'd call that a mistake.
-Uranium is discovered in Siberia.
-A 'Trans-Siberian' railway is begun for the purposes of mining.
-The Ural mountains are discovered to contain Uranium and are renamed the Uralium mountain range.
-A new president and cabinet are sworn into office.
-The population of Siberia soars due to the mining industry.
-A prototype Water Tank is invented, it is used to heat homes.
-Gas lamps are invented, they stand throughout the streets of Moscow.
-The first airship of Russia is built.
-The military's tactics and strategies are heavily revised, gone is the old line infantry formations, it is instead replaced with a highly mobile military capable of penetrating deep into enemy territory and holding it's own while surrounded.
-Tanks are created to assist the highly mobile infantry.
-Camoflauge and Armor are implemented into the military.

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/7gqCH.png[/IMG] United States - FlamingTorso

-Nothing much happens here. Defenses are built in all areas in Texas that are currently owned.

Music of the turn (FUCK CONTINUITY, WE NEED WAR SHIT)
[video=youtube;AZSq-lx34ew]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AZSq-lx34ew[/video]

[Skullivan21]

Yeah!!! Plastic Bullets! Looks like we might need a Geneva Convention.
Ah a deserted territory calls to me... should no major objections rise LET THE PILLAGE OF ROME BEGIN ANEW!!!

[Obnobs]

I don't remember at all doing anything with East Germany. Ever.

Edit: I also said that I wanted improvements on roads and telegraphs in Finland.