Empires and revolutions - Historical Forum RP V2: Blame Brazil for all our problems. - Games

Hey Brobot have you decided on our joint venture in Alaska yet?

While you guys wait. [video=youtube;L-iepu3EtyE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L-iepu3EtyE&ob=av2n[/video] [editline]13th March 2012[/editline] Excluding you, Seed. You guitar-hating fuckstick.

[QUOTE=Mr. Face;35129746] Excluding you, Seed. You guitar-hating fuckstick.[/QUOTE] He hates guitars? Heretic! KILL HIM!

[QUOTE=Mr. Face;35129746]While you guys wait. [video=youtube;L-iepu3EtyE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L-iepu3EtyE&ob=av2n[/video] [editline]13th March 2012[/editline] Excluding you, Seed. You guitar-hating fuckstick.[/QUOTE] [img]http://www.facepunch.com/fp/ratings/heart.png[/img]

Average Canadian, Circa: Now [video=youtube;fQrn_MJnMjQ]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fQrn_MJnMjQ&feature=relmfu[/video]

Face, make sure you read my last-minute edit, por favor. I'm not saying it's going to happen, but I have precautions in place in case it does. I am expecting a peaceful entrance into France, but I'm weary.

[video=youtube;9dsp0Q4mWAo]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9dsp0Q4mWAo[/video] VIKING METAL \m/

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_sBZdSHAIZI[/media] Music of the retrofuture, here in Germany. [editline]13th March 2012[/editline] [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J3JqssEPxj8[/media] i dont even know why they used the music, i just want the countdown

What do we send in turns in as? Mr.Face didn't specify which turn we were on, only the year date.

He doesn't care, just make sure you have the nation name.

Didnt Expect So Many Large Turns... I Am So Late.

Are we getting this in the next 15 minutes? Cause I need sleep my guitar-plucking friend

[QUOTE='[Seed Eater];35130404']Are we getting this in the next 15 minutes? Cause I need sleep my guitar-plucking friend[/QUOTE] You know what, if you can wait with it, just to piss off this guitar-hating heretic, go head!

[QUOTE=Intoxicated Spy;35130499]You know what, if you can wait with it, just to piss off this guitar-hating heretic, go head![/QUOTE] It was an honest question. And. I don't hate guitars. I just don't like them.

[QUOTE='[Seed Eater];35130505']It was an honest question. And. I don't hate guitars. I just don't like them.[/QUOTE] HERESY! HERESY!

Dunno bro. It'll be out tonight but it's taking awhile. This war shit is intense. [editline]14th March 2012[/editline] World Events - 1869 (mmm '69) -Turkey ceases to exist. -East Germany continues to voice its concerns over West Germany's policies. -Japan openly revolts against it's Korean owners. -The Korean peninsula revolts entirely, the main fighters are against the Communist regime, hoping instead for Capitalism. -Afghanistan and Pakistan both cease to exist. -Persia ceases to exist. The Great War of France: 1868 - ongoing. Members: Portugal and Brazil vs West Germany -The Portuguese lose in the Toulouse pocket and their forces backpedal to Auch. -Gibraltar is blocked by the Portuguese, the West Germans cannot get through. -The German blockade is destroyed with the coordination between Brazil and Portugal. -Army Group A of West Germany attacks Rennes but is met with stiff resistance Rennes is held and Portugal swiftly counter attacks with their 3rd, 5th, and 18th armies into Basse Normandie, quickly taking Caen and Saint-Lô. -Due to the loss of Toulouse, much of Portugal's Southern French lands are lost. The key cities of Agen, Cahors, Tulle, Clermont-Ferrand, and Foix are all lost. -In a strategic error, the land seperating West Germany and Andorra is taken by West Germany. This provides a staging point into Spain and onto Portugal. -An attempt to surround Portugal with the West German navy is attempted but is quickly turned back by Brazil and Portugal. -The Italian 1st army is destroyed in an attempted siege on Angers. Tours is taken by Portugal in the ensuing counter-attack. -Army groups B, J, and D, along with the Italina Sixth set up defenses along the standing border. China - Ruskie -African fortifications finish (it's about damn time). -A new aircraft prototype is designed. It crashes and burns. This will continue to happen until you specify what it actually contains. -The assembly line is refined. -Two new tank types are made to replace the obsolete Type 67. --Type (TM)69: 26.5 tons with a crew of four. Front armor of 45-47 mm. Side armor of 40-45 mm. Main cannon is a 50 mm cannon. Machine gun is a 2 x 7.62 mm. The engine is a 12 cylinder diesel V-2 of 500 horsepower. It is capable of reaching speads of an unprecedented 33 miles an hour (53 kilometers an hour). --Type (TH)69: A 56.9 ton, 5 crew tank. This beast boasts 120 mm front armor and a 72 mm main cannon. It uses a 7.92 mm machine gun and it's engine is a V-12 petrol tank of 690.4 horsepower. It goes up to 24 miles an hour (38 km/h) -45 tank factories are built. -Due to the massive success of the assembly line a grand total of 5000 Type (TM)69's are made and 1000 Type (TH)69's are made. -10 plane factories are built. -350 Type A(Fr) 68 planes are built. -The majority of the army is sent back from Tibet, a token force of 150k men stays behind. -The military budget is upped for a revamped Navy. The DoNMa, a replica of DoMa, is instituted, it is tasked with the management of the Navy. The first design is a wildly popular one. It doesn't have a name but it is pretty much a floating airbase. It is not built but it is a highly supported idea. The first Steam Turbine in the Chinese navy is created and with it the first Chinese Dreadnought. By the end of the year, three dreadnoughts are built. Tibet is given to China by India. -The Pacific Bloc is created. -India and Oceania join the Pacific Bloc. -After years of implementation, everybody in China now has electricity, telephones, and roadways. Oceania - Intoxicated Spy -Land is given to India and China. The map of which will be sent to Seed since I'm too lazy to name the land. -The PBTO is joined. -A more reliable Bolt Action Rifle is made. -What do you mean "Research into tanks, planes, and machine guns"? You have to tell me the specifics of said vehicles. -Propaganda is sent out against socialists. India - asantos3 -The new armor is now called GO Armour. It isn't yet perfect as it still restricts movement in the arms. -The first "riot shield" is made. -You will not get Tear Gas for some time yet. Let's keep this in the correct time period for now. -The first machine pistol is made. It is fucking inaccurate. -A massive recruitment campaign begins. -Afghanistan and Pakistan are invaded and are quickly annexed. -The PBTO is joined. -Tibet is given to China. -The South Georgia Islane, Georgetown, St Helena, the Cocos Islans, Christmas Island, and Fiji are all colonized. -Malaysia Borneo is annexed to India. -Soccer is invested into, a plentiful amount of stadiums are built. -The ethnic food industry is invested into. -Education is invested into, India is now one of the most intelligent nations. -Education is reformed. -The law system is reformed. -The railway is finished. Canada - Ven Kaeo -The Caribbean nations are all annexed. -Explain what you're colonizing to Seed or actually name the islands. -High Explosive Torpedoes are designed. -High Explosive Bombs that are dropped from airships are designed. -You will not get atom bombs. Don't even try for a few decades. -Naval bases are established in: Alaska, Iceland, Greenland, Eastern Canada, and Western Canada. From them several submarines and two dreadnoughts are produced. -Armoured airships are developed and built. They aren't as good as West Germany's but still good. -Canada, Iceland, and Greenland are fortified. (Who the hell would fortify [i]Greenland[/i]?) -The borders of Colombia and the United States are fortified. -A plea is made to the Confederate nations to join the Canadian armies. The furthest the Confederate States will budge is a co-training but not a combination of arms. -Airships are distributed to Arabia as are the HETs and HEBs. -An assurance is sent to the SAE that the colonisation of the Falklands is purely scientific. -70% of Maple Syrup production is sent to West Germany. As are the excess products of silk undergarments and sex toys. Congrats West Germany, you're now fat and slutty. -10% of Maple Syrup export is sent to the Pope. -Greenland (again, why? :v:) and Iceland are industrialised. -Haiti is revitalised and industrialised. -Nuclear Power Plants are now guarded heavily. -The first television is created. It sucks dick and has no sound. -Assembly lines are developed, production of war vehicles increases tenfold. -Free Education is offered to those who wish to pursue fields in Nuclear Physics and Atomic Theory. -Immigration and emigration are cracked down on. -Propaganda is sent out. -Recruitment increases. Arabian Empire - UrbanMachismo -Cyprus is annexed. -The first rocket is built. It explodes on launch and destroys the platform of which it was launched, killing 20 people. -A new tank is designed. --The AM-P2: A heavy tank of nearly 60 tons, it uses a 75mm cannon along with a 25mm machine gun. It can achieve speeds of up to 25 mph (40 kp/h) -An attempt to research a rifle that is fully automatic amounts to being a failure. -Persia is invaded from the North-West with the 3rd Arabian Army along with the 5th Armor, this attack is massively successful. Another invasion from the South-West occurs as well, this one implements a lone 21st Arabian Army. This is successful but not nearly as successful as the North-Western invasion. The final invasion is from the South, this buckles the entirety of Persia, it implements the 6th Arabian Army, 1st Arabian Armor, and 9th Cavalry. -Saudi Arabia is given more support. They are now, in themselves, an economic power to behold. -Tunisia, Algeria, Morocco, Gibraltar, and Niger are given extended aid. -Any technologies discovered are given to Canada. -A huge industrialisation effort begins. -Dridocks are built in: UAE, Oman, Yemen, Hedjaz, The Sinai, Libya, Madagascar, Somalia, the Caucasus, and Turkey. -Five submarines and one dreadnought are built. -A-19 and AM-P2 tanks are specifically focused upon. -10 A-19s and 3 AM-P2s are built. -A nuclear reactor is built in Madagascar. It is a success and similar reactors are spread throughout Arabia. Electricity is now in every home. -Apologies are sent to Uganda. -A massive military recruitment drive begins. -Conscription is increased. Portugal - MountainWatcher -The mainland borders are fortified. -Recruitment efforts are increased. Patriotism is at an all time high and enlistment is at an unprecedented high level. -Submarines, ships, and tanks are built. -The coasts are fortified and filled with depth charges. -The army is up-to-date. -African troops are put into France. -Military wages are increased. -An attempt to relieve the people of Toulouse is made. It fails due to a lack of an attempt of breakout by the soldiers in the pocket. -An alliance is announced with Sweden. All military technology is traded between the two. -Algeria is invaded from the North and South and is quickly annexed. -The first effective modern hand grenade is made. -The first long range bomber is built. It is not flown on a mission so as to allow a large fleet to be built. -Propaganda is sent out denouncing West German ways. -Police forces are increased in the mainland and colonies. -New war factories are made. West Germany - [Seed Eater] -An attempt to recruit the UCEF and East Germany into the war fails. East Germany scoffs at the idea. -Propaganda is sent to the African troops of Portugal but is scoffed at. -Fascists are brutally murdered. -A basket of flowers is sent to the Arabian leader. They are wilted as hell when they get there. -All of Italy is given to the Italians. -Treats are given to North France. -A delegate is sent to East Germany to talk about the fascists. Issues talked about are the idea of a West German led propaganda program which East Germany flatly denies, West German voting in East Germany which is also denied for fear of Communist take over, a limit to parliamentary seats for fascists in East Germany which is accepted, and West German aid in Bavaria which is denied. -Propaganda program seperates the Soviets and USSR program and says it will allow a Capitalist Welfare State. -New tanks are built, they are called SabKat-69s. Tell me what their armor and armaments are damn it. -Assembly lines are implemented. -The first sniper rifle is built. -A propeller is designed. An attempt to build a saucer is made but fails miserably as the thing fails to gain any lift due to a weak engine. -Gulag prisoners are released and put into rehab centers. -Gulags are converted into refugee camps. -Factory riots are seen in Berlin, it is noted that all weapons and munitions are either stolen or simply destroyed. -A notable loss in money is seen, it is massively different than budge plans. -A Unity Center is built along the East/West border, it holds a sporting arena, shops for both nationalities, and a trade station. -The Roman government officials who poisoned the cheese produce are charged with...wait for it...Cheddicide. Democratic Union of Russia - Eat Children (use bullet point format from this point forward please). -The Department of Research and Technology (DRT) and The Department of Food Quality Administration (DFQA) are established. -A 'Dry Cell' battery is made. -Assembly lines are implemented successfully. -The first public zoo in the world is opened in Moscow, it quickly becomes a tourist attraction and Russia's economy skyrockets in Moscow as a result. -Sanitation projects begin to clean up sewers and waterways. -Airships are now used by the rich. -The requests by the RotNC to purchase Latvia and Lithuania are rejected adamantly. -The military of Kazakhstan is trained. -A railway bridge project is begun, it is to go across the Bering Strait and connect to the Trans-Siberian railway. -Two more war airships are built. -A transport airship is built to transport tanks. -A new parachute design is tested. Six of the seven volunteers land. The tank that was dropped with them on three parachutes plummets and explodes. -Unit cohesion is focues upon. -Radios are implemented into the military. -The first biplane of the Russian Air-Force is built. -The first Bolt-Action rifle of the Russian Army is produced, it jams quite easily and remains a prototype. -A 155mm howitzer is designed. It is fucking EXPLOSIVE. Austria - Skullivan21 -The first Austrian rocket is designed and tested. It explodes about 500 yards in the air. No damages or casualties are reported. -Enquiries are sent to both Portugal and West Germany about their intentions of the French War. -An airship is produced. It deflates and makes everybody laugh. -The Federation formally announces that it is looking into the matter of the French war. Austrians remain divided while East Germans are notably pro-Portuguese. South American Empire - Stethor -West Germany is formally blamed for the attack on transport vessels and war is declared. -The entire fleet is mobilised and sent to coordinate with the Portuguese. -Ireland is stabilised in Dublin but remains anarchist in the other regions. The Republic of Ireland is set up in Dublin. -A draft is implemented for men aged 18-25. -Diplomats are sent to Portugal to war matters. -The SAE economy is turned entirely into a war economy. -Propaganda is sent out at the highest level ever recorded. -Recruitment increases in a high degree. -Approval of Portugal is on the rise. -Women replace the men of war in the factories. Republic of the Nordic Communes - Obs -First aid and repair is given to the Portuguese and the West German defectors. -A detachment is sent to Ireland, it coordinates with the Brazilians to create the Republic of Ireland in Dublin. -The British Isles are patrolled by the Nordic Communes Navy. -The Carribean Communes are reinforced after the Canadians take those not owned by the Nordic Communes. -Trade is established with Portugal. -The economy is transfered into a war economy, especially in the navy. -A new bomber plane is developed. [B]ALL EDITS ARE TO BE SENT IN WITHOUT ANY OF THE MATERIAL OF THE ORIGINAL TURN OR OTHER EDITS, TRY TO KEEP EDITS TO A MINIMUM[/B] Music of 1869 - My personal favorite composition. [video=youtube;3WxnXerG4cM]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3WxnXerG4cM&feature=related[/video]

[QUOTE=Mr. Face;35130597] -The first rocket is built. It explodes on launch and destroys the platform of which it was launched, killing 20 people.[/QUOTE] Get fucked, [I]first[/I]!? I built 2 different rocket prototypes and a production rocket (which was given to Sunny Dei) as Kazakhstan over a decade ago. I am the real Goddard buddy. :v:

Wow calm down

Calm down? E&R is [I]serious[/I] business man.

[quote]West Germany is formally blamed for the attack on transport vessels and war is declared.[/quote] wat nonono this wasnt me i didnt even have submarines until last turn [editline]14th March 2012[/editline] [quote]First aid and repair is given to the Portuguese and the West German defectors.[/quote] This turn in general is just not looking good. It seems like I'm still winning the war effort, but I know that once Brazil get troops involved that won't be the case.

[img_thumb]http://i.imgur.com/ybu4y.png[/img_thumb] Here is the map Face has to send to seed, its isn't really secret.

Also Face I sent you specific schematics on the tank when I sent you the original disk schematics.

Well, that wasn't as ghastly as I thought it would be. Now that my army is in the same-ish tech levels as you,West germany (god bless the CIS), I can finally use my original strategy of rushing the fuck out of everything with half of africa. :v:

[QUOTE=MountainWatcher;35134434]Well, that wasn't as ghastly as I thought it would be. Now that my army is in the same-ish tech levels as you,West germany (god bless the CIS), I can finally use my original strategy of rushing the fuck out of everything with half of africa. :v:[/QUOTE] That offer for a Social Democratic France is still on the table. Unless you accept that, I have no plans of backing down. However, I don't think that we should attack each other's homelands. My issue isn't you your country, it's with your country in France. Now that I have a land method to get to you, I don't want to expend the resources to do it, but I want to make sure that we're at an understanding. Not that you'll get to my border anyhow.

I know damn well that if I take France you'll just stay coiled waiting for a chance to "liberate" it.

[QUOTE=MountainWatcher;35136982]I know damn well that if I take France you'll just stay coiled waiting for a chance to "liberate" it.[/QUOTE] Don't fucking invade Germnay.

I wouldn't force a guy out of the game like that, be chill.

I know, Invade Spain!

[QUOTE=MountainWatcher;35136982]I know damn well that if I take France you'll just stay coiled waiting for a chance to "liberate" it.[/QUOTE] Guy, I don't care that much about France as to sacrifice my homeland. I'm going to be forced to do some things I don't want to do this next turn. I won't be fucking myself over yet, but when it really comes down to it, if I'm forced between letting you take France or fucking my nation over, you're taking France. Because if I'm fucking myself over, you're going to get fucked over, too. I'm only stooping that low if you attack Germany. I'm hoping that you'll consider the offer. Neither one of us wins, and we settle on a fair middle ground. You don't annex France, it remains unified like I want, it's capitalist, but it's a welfare state. France goes under UN supervision and that ends that. [editline]14th March 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=Intoxicated Spy;35137923]I know, Invade Spain![/QUOTE] That's definitely on the table at this point in time, if he doesn't agree to not attacking the homelands.

In 10 turns, that speech will be terrifying, now, not so much. :v: And I know you've conspired to wipe me out before this whole France incident, I don't trust you.