Empires and revolutions - Historical Forum RP V2: Blame Brazil for all our problems.
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Seed makes the map Seed decides what goes on it. I got there first. I am geographically closer to ALL of the Islands than you are, AND I have Airships which generally go faster than ships and can fly in a straight line, instead of going around land. You have to navigate around the entire cape of Africa.
Jesus christ just give up. The only reason he put that is because I didn't NAME the Islands. He said "Tell Seed" which means "They're yours"
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[QUOTE='[Seed Eater];35142238']I don't even know where those bloody are. They're a bunch of useless islands, deal with it.
By default I'm not going to bother with it again unless Face himself tells me otherwise.[/QUOTE]
They're mostly the Islands I colonised in my turn, that I specifically mentioned in my turn. He's trying to steal land from me like a no maple syrup peasant.
[QUOTE='[Seed Eater];35141899'][t]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/38678023/map34.png[/t]
French territory may change depending on what I hear from Face regarding an inquiry to an important offensive I made that was not mentioned in turn.[/QUOTE]
Are you meaning to tell me you advanced harder through my biggest offense in France than i did through people defending burnt matchsticks?
[QUOTE=MountainWatcher;35142255]Are you meaning to tell me you advanced harder through my biggest offense in France than i did through people defending burnt matchsticks?[/QUOTE]
According to the turn, yes, if I'm going by the cities mentioned.
I'll draw up the detailed map in a second.
I'd also like to know why half my shit wasn't mentioned. If I were successful, i'd also have invented the sniper rifle, I invited morocco to join their forces to me, i stormed your french underbelly with ships, nothing registered, was it because i didn't have money or troops for it?
Scratch that, I misread part of the turn. Map is updated to reflect actual gains and losses.
[QUOTE='[Seed Eater];35142238']I don't even know where those bloody are. They're a bunch of useless islands, deal with it.
By default I'm not going to bother with it again unless Face himself tells me otherwise.[/QUOTE]
[b]In the turn[/b] i got this in the atlantic:
[thumb]http://i.imgur.com/OyPOq.png[/thumb]
and in the pacific you forgot this:
[thumb]http://i.imgur.com/0B21W.png[/thumb]
[QUOTE=Ven Kaeo;35142244]Seed makes the map Seed decides what goes on it. I got there first. I am geographically closer to ALL of the Islands than you are, AND I have Airships which generally go faster than ships and can fly in a straight line, instead of going around land. You have to navigate around the entire cape of Africa.
Jesus christ just give up. The only reason he put that is because I didn't NAME the Islands. He said "Tell Seed" which means "They're yours"
[editline]14th March 2012[/editline]
They're mostly the Islands I colonised in my turn, that I specifically mentioned in my turn. He's trying to steal land from me like a no maple syrup peasant.[/QUOTE]
I'm not trying to steal the land, we both tried to colonize islands. You just wrote something like "go to the pacific and put a flag in every land we find" and i specified the islands i wanted, so the most likely scenario is that face didn't know which islands you wanted so he just give it to me what i specified and you got what you didn't specified.
[QUOTE=MountainWatcher;35142476]I'd also like to know why half my shit wasn't mentioned. If I were successful, i'd also have invented the sniper rifle, I invited morocco to join their forces to me, i stormed your french underbelly with ships, nothing registered, was it because i didn't have money or troops for it?[/QUOTE]
Some things Face keeps secret if they go through, especially with tech.
I can also imagine that perhaps your ships were stopped at Gibraltar, like mine. The Italian and Algerian navies are down there, and we were both going there.
Is it to late to join this, Been watch this thread for a week or so
Re-updated, because I forgot one province.
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[QUOTE=Liem;35142547]Is it to late to join this, Been watch this thread for a week or so[/QUOTE]
You can join at any time.
[QUOTE=Ven Kaeo;35142244]Seed makes the map Seed decides what goes on it. I got there first. I am geographically closer to ALL of the Islands than you are, AND I have Airships which generally go faster than ships and can fly in a straight line, instead of going around land. You have to navigate around the entire cape of Africa.
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Don't make false assumptions, yes Seed makes the map, but he doesn't decide what happens with it.
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[QUOTE=MountainWatcher;35142255]Are you meaning to tell me you advanced harder through my biggest offense in France than i did through people defending burnt matchsticks?[/QUOTE]
You won this turn regardless, the reason for his offensive success is similar to the Russians at Stalingrad. The forces inside the pocket didn't get the order to breakout and the armies tasked with saving the army in the pocket couldn't connect. They were both smashed, the armies trying to connect were outmaneuvered and damaged heavily and the army in the pocket was obliterated.
Liem, one word of advice, don't join as catalonia :v:
I would avoid all of Europe.
Entirely.
I'm trying to get kamikaze to play East Germany if KriegsMar1ne doesn't send a turn this time. Kami has a similar style to me so if I can get him to play as East Germany that'll keep the course of events set.
[QUOTE=asantos3;35142540][B]In the turn[/B] i got this in the atlantic:
[thumb]http://i.imgur.com/OyPOq.png[/thumb]
and in the pacific you forgot this:
[thumb]http://i.imgur.com/0B21W.png[/thumb]
I'm not trying to steal the land, we both tried to colonize islands. You just wrote something like "go to the pacific and put a flag in every land we find" and i specified the islands i wanted, so the most likely scenario is that face didn't know which islands you wanted so he just give it to me what i specified and you got what you didn't specified.[/QUOTE]
God fuck off you're not getting them.
And that isn't what I said. I expressly described each island to colonise I just didn't name them.
You better not join as Catalonia.
They're my ally.
And I'm going to plow you from France to south Africa if you touch them Mountain.
I can handle Algeria, but attacking Catalonia will be the same as attacking me.
Mr. Face, who got what?
Seed update that islands of the pacific that i got.
[QUOTE='[Seed Eater];35142675']You better not join as Catalonia.
They're my ally.
And I'm going to plow you from France to south Africa if you touch them Mountain.
I can handle Algeria, but attacking Catalonia will be the same as attacking me.[/QUOTE]
Since when?! The last time you asked anything of them, they refused you.
[QUOTE=Liem;35142547]Is it to late to join this, Been watch this thread for a week or so[/QUOTE]
With the maple syrup and pantyhose fetishes, the general pettiness and the constant bitching. One wonders what it is you've seen in the past week that makes you think, "Yeah. Now [i]that[/i] I want to be a part of!"
You're one to talk, Mr. "Let's team up and make maple syrup ejaculating vibrating dildoes"
Which by the way I support 100%
Korea might be a good choice, but the Japanese are revolting currently.
Just reconquer them :v:
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Also Korea is revolting too so...
Saudi Arabia is an economic power right now, but picking it would be a tremendous dickmove to Urban.
Will West Europe ever be stabilized?
Edit:
Would anybody be interested in creating a small trade/tech alliance with me like the CIS was?
Obnobs you and I just agreed to a massive technological alliance what are you doing
[QUOTE=MountainWatcher;35142709]Since when?! The last time you asked anything of them, they refused you.[/QUOTE]
The International includes Catalonia, Nigeria, Algeria (RIP), Tunisia, Belgium, Luxembourg, myself, Communist France, and Italy. Formerly also Greece and Spain.
The military alliance, ComRADE (which Face never put in the turn. I thought it was cool. [B]Com[/B]munists and [B]R[/B]ed [B]A[/B]lliance for [B]D[/B]emocracy in [B]E[/B]urope) is Belgium, France, myself, Italy, Algeria, and Tunisia.
The military alliance is at war with you, but there's also the diplomatic alliance, which includes Catalonia.
Obnobs, kindly pull your trade partner's reins regarding the nuclear issue, k?
[QUOTE=MountainWatcher;35142811]Saudi Arabia is an economic power right now, but picking it would be a tremendous dickmove to Urban.[/QUOTE]
Yes, it would. Please leave Arabia alone.
You could take Morocco and join in a tech alliance with me though :D
Also, seed, just what movements did you do in France? Jesus fuck, I must have fucked up bad if I lost so much ground.
Is New Zealand available, That or Serbia
[QUOTE=Ven Kaeo;35142853]Obnobs you and I just agreed to a massive technological alliance what are you doing[/QUOTE]
I was thinking something ala-CIS
[QUOTE=Ven Kaeo;35142759]You're one to talk, Mr. "Let's team up and make maple syrup ejaculating vibrating dildoes"
Which by the way I support 100%[/QUOTE]
That is right gentlemen. The vibrator will be a Russian invention and it will be coming this next year.
When you're crouching inside a doorway fighting tooth and nail over some French ruin. Try to think of home and your significant other sat inside a bathtub full of maple syrup, getting reamed by an Ivan-5000.
You may have Western Europe. Russia will always have your women.
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