Empires and revolutions - Historical Forum RP V2: Blame Brazil for all our problems.
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[QUOTE=MountainWatcher;35142893]Also, seed, just what movements did you do in France? Jesus fuck, I must have fucked up bad if I lost so much ground.[/QUOTE]
I took all of the cities we were fighting for in southern France, but both of my offenses in northern France failed and your counter offensive pushed me back and took territory there.
I have alot of units in southern France.
I guess I could detail the maneuvers.
The French First came in from the East, meeting with half of Group E, which was split. The second half of Group E aided in the offensive with Group F, who infiltrated the city from both sides after sustained airship bombing. Group F then swung into the southwestern-most province.
You lost in your southeast pocket because the First and the half of Group E that participated in the invasion from the south and the east. I also infiltrated your lines with transport blimps in the middle of the night and unloaded troops behind your lines. When the offensive occurred, I made good gains there.
[QUOTE='[Seed Eater];35142962']I took all of the cities we were fighting for in southern France, but both of my offenses in northern France failed and your counter offensive pushed me back and took territory there.
I have alot of units in southern France.
I guess I could detail the maneuvers.
The French First came in from the East, meeting with half of Group E, which was split. The second half of Group E aided in the offensive with Group F, who infiltrated the city from both sides after sustained airship bombing. Group F then swung into the southwestern-most province.
You lost in your southeast pocket because the First and the half of Group E that participated in the invasion from the south and the east. I also infiltrated your lines with transport blimps in the middle of the night and unloaded troops behind your lines. When the offensive occurred, I made good gains there.[/QUOTE]
SO. MUCH. TACTICS.
[QUOTE=Liem;35142906]Is New Zealand available, That or Serbia[/QUOTE]
Neither. UCEF/Austria controls Serbia and Oceania controls NZ.
Ireland is available, but that's a shitstorm.
Netherland is available and not allied to anyone. That would be a safe bet, excluding the war nearby.
Poland is there, but it's under UN control.
There are several nations in America, but they're all allied. You could un-ally them, but people wouldn't like that.
Kazakhstan, Nigeria, and Chile- all allied, but all free.
"I also infiltrated your lines with transport blimps in the middle of the night and unloaded troops behind your lines."
Well, that rustles my jimmies. How mobile are my fucking flak cannons?
[QUOTE=Obnobs;35142979]SO. MUCH. TACTICS.[/QUOTE]
dude i'm germany
it's in my bloodline
[QUOTE='[Seed Eater];35142987']Neither. UCEF/Austria controls Serbia and Oceania controls NZ.
Ireland is available, but that's a shitstorm.
Netherland is available and not allied to anyone. That would be a safe bet, excluding the war nearby.
Poland is there, but it's under UN control.
There are several nations in America, but they're all allied. You could un-ally them, but people wouldn't like that.
Kazakhstan, Nigeria, and Chile- all allied, but all free.[/QUOTE]
I'm going to take the Netherlands
I'm still waiting on Face's news on my offensive with Group C, so depending on that you may have lost or taken more land.
Feel free to take a Confederate nation, provided you continue your broship with Canada.
Also, I just drew lines for fortifications and offenses, so that may have been a part of it.
seed, my precious islands in the pacific.
[img]http://i.imgur.com/VCEBj.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=Eat Children;35142942]That is right gentlemen. The vibrator will be a Russian invention and it will be coming this next year.
When you're crouching inside a doorway fighting tooth and nail over some French ruin. Try to think of home and your significant other sat inside a bathtub full of maple syrup, getting reamed by an Ivan-5000.
You may have Western Europe. Russia will always have your women.[/QUOTE]
My women are on the front line. I'm not so sexist as Russians, comrade.
But i will take some of those vibrators. I'll send them as a gift to Portuguese high command.
[editline]14th March 2012[/editline]
[QUOTE=asantos3;35143069]seed, my precious islands in the pacific.
[img]http://i.imgur.com/VCEBj.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]
Shut up about it.
I'll edit it when Face states a final decision, unless I missed him stating one.
[QUOTE=asantos3;35143069]seed, my precious islands in the pacific.
[img]http://i.imgur.com/VCEBj.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]
Go away
[QUOTE='[Seed Eater];35143100']My women are on the front line. I'm not so sexist as Russians, comrade.
But i will take some of those vibrators. I'll send them as a gift to Portuguese high command.
[editline]14th March 2012[/editline]
Shut up about it.
I'll edit it when Face states a final decision, unless I missed him stating one.[/QUOTE]
Load up your bombers with them.
[QUOTE=MountainWatcher;35143156]Load up your bombers with them.[/QUOTE]
I'm not actually using my bombers on the front. They'd get chewed up by your flak.
Maybe I'll make it rain vibrators and dildos over northern France.
I love the degree to which we are not taking this seriously.
[quote=Asantos3]Anything by Asantos[/quote]
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[QUOTE='[Seed Eater];35143179']I'm not actually using my bombers on the front. They'd get chewed up by your flak.
Maybe I'll make it rain vibrators and dildos over northern France.[/QUOTE]
I thought you said you bombed my southeast towns.
[editline]15th March 2012[/editline]
Quit your bitching, you 2
[QUOTE=MountainWatcher;35143203]I thought you said you bombed my southeast towns.
[editline]15th March 2012[/editline]
Quit your bitching, you 2[/QUOTE]
Toulousse wasn't on the front, though. It was being seiged and I had it completely surrounded. You had already lost 50% of your forces in the city. I actually offered them surrender before bombing the fuck out of them.
Split it in half, give the southern Islands to India and northern Islands to Canada.
Yes, yes, but you conqueres more than just the pocket, you drove all of my southern forces away, those were bombed as well, weren't they?
[QUOTE=MountainWatcher;35143203]
Quit your bitching, you 2[/QUOTE]
nope, when he gets annoyed by something i get happier.
No. I colonised the southern islands [i]specifically[/i] to research Antarctica. If I get the Northern ones that doesn't help that goal [i]at all[/i]
Map updated again, showing the advance of Group C as stated by Face.
[QUOTE=MountainWatcher;35143225]Yes, yes, but you conqueres more than just the pocket, you drove all of my southern forces away, those were bombed as well, weren't they?[/QUOTE]
He didn't continue bombing after the siege, your armies were broken and in retreat and he was chasing until your armies finally formed up again.
[QUOTE=MountainWatcher;35143225]Yes, yes, but you conqueres more than just the pocket, you drove all of my southern forces away, those were bombed as well, weren't they?[/QUOTE]
No, I used regular forces on those. Bombers were the city only.
Do you know who I feel sorry for? The guy who reads this thread casually but still looks forward to it each morning.
"Oh shit, there were 100 new posts last night! This'll be huge! It'll surely amount to something with more substance than three whole pages of endless whining and bitching!"
[QUOTE=Mr. Face;35143218]Split it in half, give the southern Islands to India and northern Islands to Canada.[/QUOTE]
On it boss.
[QUOTE=Ven Kaeo;35143240]No. I colonised the southern islands [i]specifically[/i] to research Antarctica. If I get the Northern ones that doesn't help that goal [i]at all[/i][/QUOTE]
He's closer to the South Ven.
That's the only reason I choose it to be that way. Perhaps if you had actually listed the islands to begin with it wouldn't have happened like this but you just gave the general location.
[QUOTE='[Seed Eater];35143241']Map updated again, showing the advance of Group C as stated by Face.[/QUOTE]
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