Empires and revolutions - Historical Forum RP V2: Blame Brazil for all our problems. - Games

This thread is pretty much like this. -Turn -Endless bickering between nations -Turn -Endless bickering between nations -Turn -MAPLE SYRUP -Turn -Endless bickering between nations etc [editline]14th March 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=MountainWatcher;35143268]:suicide:[/QUOTE] You're winning in the north. If you had attempted to break out with your besieged army whilst driving your other two armies to connect perhaps you'd be winning all around right now.

Map updated.

I am king of burned france, all bow beside me. :v: Wait, I thought that they were well barricaded there, since they managed to hold out so well, wouldn't taking them out of the defenses be even worse?

[QUOTE=Mr. Face;35143262]He's closer to the South Ven. That's the only reason I choose it to be that way. Perhaps if you had actually listed the islands to begin with it wouldn't have happened like this but you just gave the general location.[/QUOTE] Just switch it around. I focused on those islands for Antarctic research. Asantos is fine with a switch. PioB.'Andrew Skad [India=E&R]: do you want trade and post on the thread now?

[QUOTE=Ven Kaeo;35143325]Just switch it around. I focused on those islands for Antarctic research. Asantos is fine with a switch. PioB.'Andrew Skad [India=E&R]: do you want trade and post on the thread now?[/QUOTE] yup. [editline]15th March 2012[/editline] also my islands in the pacific [url]http://i.imgur.com/0B21W.png[/url] they're important, i will research my spaceships and sex-machines there...

Face can you get on steam I want to talk to you about Iceland.

Why do i suspect Russian troops to carry vibrator bayonets in the future?

[QUOTE=Ven Kaeo;35143185]I love the degree to which we are not taking this seriously.[/QUOTE] Its hilarious how the mood can change with one fleeting mention of a sex toy. "You actually believed I'd consider merging Group [i]C[/i] with [i]E[/i] while moving the bombers from the North? You insult my intelligence with su- VIBRATORS!?! WELL I'LL PUT DILDOS IN A PLANE, AND THEN I'LL USE THEM TO [I]FUCK[/I] YOUR WIFE"

[QUOTE=Eat Children;35143374]Its hilarious how the mood can change with one fleeting mention of a sex toy. "You actually believed I'd consider merging Group [i]C[/i] with [i]E[/i] while moving the bombers from the North? You insult my intelligence with su- VIBRATORS!?! WELL I'LL PUT DILDOS IN A PLANE, AND THEN I'LL USE THEM TO [I]FUCK[/I] YOUR WIFE"[/QUOTE] I'm now scared of my border with you. :V

hey send me some vibrators, i want to send them to potato land.

[QUOTE=Eat Children;35143374]Its hilarious how the mood can change with one fleeting mention of a sex toy. "You actually believed I'd consider merging Group [i]C[/i] with [i]E[/i] while moving the bombers from the North? You insult my intelligence with su- VIBRATORS!?! WELL I'LL PUT DILDOS IN A PLANE, AND THEN I'LL USE THEM TO [I]FUCK[/I] YOUR WIFE"[/QUOTE] That's why I fucking love this game

Honestly, I don't even consider the units as group, just as a sea of units with common density. :v:

[QUOTE=Ven Kaeo;35143370]Face can you get on steam I want to talk to you about Iceland.[/QUOTE] No, not tonight. Also, Seed, reverse the islands as per the requests of Ven and asantos.

[QUOTE=Obnobs;35143392]I'm now scared of my border with you. :V[/QUOTE] You should be. Right this moment my soldiers are standing at the border waving their mighty Russian penises and your Swedish troops are simply dropping their weapons and abandoning their posts to come suck them. Imagine what I'll do with vibrators.

come on Face. it will only take a minute. It's VERY important concerning me and Obnobs.

[QUOTE=Eat Children;35143454]You should be. Right this moment my soldiers are standing at the border waving their mighty Russian penises and your Swedish troops are simply dropping their weapons and abandoning their posts to come suck them. Imagine what I'll do with vibrators.[/QUOTE] I will need state issued penises so I don't have any more desertions.

[QUOTE=Ven Kaeo;35143455]come on Face. it will only take a minute. It's VERY important concerning me and Obnobs.[/QUOTE] I can't, sorry.

Fine I'll send you a PM to look over.

[QUOTE=Obnobs;35143513]I will need state issued penises so I don't have any more desertions.[/QUOTE] [i][b]State[/b][/i] issued penises? That's the last straw you fucking Commie bastard.

Map updated for islands.

[QUOTE=Mr. Face;35143277]This thread is pretty much like this. -Turn -Endless bickering between nations -Turn -Endless bickering between nations -Turn -MAPLE SYRUP -Turn -Endless bickering between nations etc [/QUOTE] -Endless bickering between nations -Endless bickering between nations -Turn -Endless bickering between nations -Endless bickering between nations -Endless bickering between nations -Endless bickering between nations -Turn This is most fitting and accurate of the thread's activity.

Free penis enlargements for all French and German troops! Plus breast implants for all women! Penises for the people!

[QUOTE=Eat Children;35143577][i][b]State[/b][/i] issued penises? That's the last straw you fucking Commie bastard.[/QUOTE] AND THEY WILL BE MADE OUT OF LUTEFISK.

[QUOTE=kamikaze470;35143591]-Endless bickering between nations -Endless bickering between nations -Turn -Endless bickering between nations -Endless bickering between nations -Endless bickering between nations -Endless bickering between nations -Turn This is most fitting and accurate of the thread's activity.[/QUOTE] You forgot Maple Syrup and Sex Toys.

and you forgot me bumping this thread with stupid comments

And asantos's shenanigans

I can totally imagine Ruskie reading through this thread later and shaking his head at how immature and irresponsible we are. Then he'll send Face the schematics for three new tanks and a biplane and I'll bawww when his super soldiers kick the absolute shit out of my vibrator-bayonet wielding Siberians.

Hey Face what happened to this? "-Colonise/Annex as many of the islands south of Hawaii as possible. Do not engage Oceania if they are met in this theatre."

Hell no, You are not getting those islands.

[QUOTE='[Seed Eater];35141899'][t]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/38678023/map34.png[/t] French territory may change depending on what I hear from Face regarding an inquiry to an important offensive I made that was not mentioned in turn.[/QUOTE] For future reference East Germany, Austria, Hungary and Poland are all under the Federation... so they can be the same color (Or maybe have something like angled lines as they are somewhat autonomous but you get my point.)