Empires and revolutions - Historical Forum RP V2: Blame Brazil for all our problems.
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i want to be the very best
discover nuclear weapons and fuck the game is my real test
BANANA LAND!
[QUOTE=MountainWatcher;35224765]What was the first communist falling to me? And don't say France.[/QUOTE]
France.
Technically. You took part of communist France when you accepted land from Rome. It is my understanding of things that your expansion into France constitutes invasion of communist France.
And then there's Algeria.
[editline]20th March 2012[/editline]
[QUOTE=Skullivan21;35224780]Depends which one.
[editline]20th March 2012[/editline]
Anyone want Federation Membership?[/QUOTE]
No it doesn't. No one is annexing either Germany.
[QUOTE='[Seed Eater];35224830']No it doesn't. No one is annexing either Germany.[/QUOTE]
just wait till i conquer your people with my apples.
Easy there killer it was a joke.
and BANANAS!
i'm pretty sure Arabia isn't communist, either.
[QUOTE=Skullivan21;35224780]Depends which one.
[editline]20th March 2012[/editline]
Anyone want Federation Membership?[/QUOTE]
Sure.
[QUOTE=MountainWatcher;35224916]i'm pretty sure Arabia isn't communist, either.[/QUOTE]
they're rabetistas!
[editline]21st March 2012[/editline]
[QUOTE=Skullivan21;35224780]Anyone want Federation Membership?[/QUOTE]
Do we get bananas or what?
[QUOTE=MountainWatcher;35224916]i'm pretty sure Arabia isn't communist, either.[/QUOTE]
And? I resisted their expansion. I am allowing them to peacefully annex any Islamic country in my alliance.
That does not include Nigeria.
[QUOTE=MountainWatcher;35224916]i'm pretty sure Arabia isn't communist, either.[/QUOTE]
Technically we're a Theocracy still, but with heavy Socialist tendencies.
[QUOTE=asantos3;35224960]Do we get bananas or what?[/QUOTE]
Well I don't know...
[QUOTE='[Seed Eater];35225000']And? I resisted their expansion. I am allowing them to peacefully annex any Islamic country in my alliance.
That does not include Nigeria.[/QUOTE]
"Arabia is free to peacefully and consentingly annex Algeria and Nigeria."
[QUOTE=MountainWatcher;35225045]"Arabia is free to peacefully and consentingly annex Algeria and Nigeria."[/QUOTE]
I'm removing Nigeria from that.
Since Brazil is moving into Ireland, I have fascists invading me from Germany, the Federation is shifty as fuck, Portugal is biting at the bit to get back into France and take my African allies, Switzerland fell to capitalists, and Arabia has free invasive powers to take out Algeria, I can't take the chance anymore.
But if I annex Algeria then Nigeria will be cut off completely from you regardless.
So I should just take them both that way they're not hurt.
Don't worry Nigeria will remain an autonomous region.
[QUOTE='[Seed Eater];35225177']the Federation is shifty as fuck, Portugal is biting at the bit to get back into France and take my African allies[/QUOTE]
The fuck you on about... France is under construction and if Portugal wants it he can take it over my cold rotting corpse.
Fuck France, this war crippled my economy and tired my army, I don't want more invasions.
[editline]21st March 2012[/editline]
[QUOTE=Skullivan21;35225257]The fuck you on about... France is under construction and if Portugal wants it he can take it over my cold rotting corpse.[/QUOTE]
cold, rotten, flesh-eaten corpse
I can't trust anyone. Everyone's giving me backwards info, being shifty and untruthful.
I'm moving troops into Algeria and Nigeria this turn. You can still attempt to annex Algeria, peacefully, but if you touch Nigeria then we're going to have a problem.
I also need to quell that separatist movement, and I know that it happened because of Fascists coming across the border from East Germany. He didn't do shit about that arms theft in Berlin, so that's on him and I expect reparations.
And then there's Switzerland. I don't even know about them. I may need to make an intervention to ensure a friendly government remains in power. I give them their freedom and build them back up, take care of their citizens- and they turn capitalist. We'll see about that.
[QUOTE='[Seed Eater];35225359']I can't trust anyone. Everyone's giving me backwards info, being shifty and untruthful.
I'm moving troops into Algeria and Nigeria this turn. You can still attempt to annex Algeria, peacefully, but if you touch Nigeria then we're going to have a problem.
I also need to quell that separatist movement, and I know that it happened because of Fascists coming across the border from East Germany. He didn't do shit about that arms theft in Berlin, so that's on him and I expect reparations.
And then there's Switzerland. I don't even know about them. I may need to make an intervention to ensure a friendly government remains in power. I give them their freedom and build them back up, take care of their citizens- and they turn capitalist. We'll see about that.[/QUOTE]
Yeah, because fuck any ideology that isn't mine.
How about you let the swiss do what they want
[editline]20th March 2012[/editline]
I am going to let socialist form a party in my nation now, so, you can let the swiss do what they want
Oy, what's that all about? They are a free country now, they don't have to do jack for you, that was part of the deal.
I mean, because it;s okay to invade and take over nations as long as it's in the interest of expanding your Swedish/Canadian/Australian/Arabian/Portuguese/Brazilian empire, right guys?
But legitly protecting your borders, now [i]that's[/i] something that we can argue about!
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[QUOTE=MountainWatcher;35225450]Oy, what's that all about? They are a free country now, they don't have to do jack for you, that was part of the deal.[/QUOTE]
The deal was they would become independent.
They usurped the government that was friendly to me. I'm not going to occupy them, just police them. I need to secure my borders, especially after what happened last time they were free.
Then secure your borders from inside them.
[QUOTE='[Seed Eater];35225471']I mean, because it;s okay to invade and take over nations as long as it's in the interest of expanding your Swedish/Canadian/Australian/Arabian/Portuguese/Brazilian empire, right guys?
But legitly protecting your borders, now [i]that's[/i] something that we can argue about!
[editline]20th March 2012[/editline]
The deal was they would become independent.
They usurped the government that was friendly to me. I'm not going to occupy them, just police them. I need to secure my borders, especially after what happened last time they were free.[/QUOTE]
You have a huge military and you can hold them off, I don't see the threat from the Capitalists.
On a side note, I'm not an empire, I'm an affiliation of Communes., much like the Confederacy in the American Civil War.
[QUOTE=MountainWatcher;35225520]Then secure your borders from inside them.[/QUOTE]
I'm being preventative over defensive.
You fucks can't keep your trigger fingers still, and nations are, for whatever reason, deciding that it's smart to promote tyranny and give up systems that give individuals less liberty and self-control.
Communism is dead except for me, my allies, and expansionist Sweden. And obviously Sweden's policies leave much to be desired (France, Canada, and Scotland will agree with me on that).
Spain and Greece have fallen to the worst type of capitalism. My interests and my allies are threatened. I'm not going to wait until some asshole invades me, because my defensive forces magically never do jack shit (examples: even though I was dug in, I failed to prevent Wurtembrug, German fascists attacking from over the border, and the Romans invading.)
Obviously defensive doesn't work. So I'm being proactive. Either I'm embargoing, which does jack shit, or I'm acting.
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[QUOTE=Obnobs;35225561]You have a huge military and you can hold them off, I don't see the threat from the Capitalists.
On a side note, I'm not an empire, I'm an affiliation of Communes., much like the Confederacy in the American Civil War.[/QUOTE]
Communes are autonomous. You don't have an empire of communes. It's a contradiction. Either you are an affiliation of allied communes of separate nations who you do not control, or you are not. The International is an alliance of communes. You are not.
Plus, Scotland and France.
And Canada.
Don't fuckin lump me into that shit Seed I'm not saying anything about this.
I even gave you Maple Syrup. Don't be a dick bro.
[QUOTE=Ven Kaeo;35225615]Don't fuckin lump me into that shit Seed I'm not saying anything about this.
I even gave you Maple Syrup. Don't be a dick bro.[/QUOTE]
I don't care.
You invaded those nations. You're no different than Oceania.
Plus you advocated and threatened me over Arabia' expansion.
I'm not saying you're an enemy, but if any of you are actually opposing me getting involved in Switzerland, you are hypocrites.
I want peace with you seed, but you are think everyone is going to invade you. anyways, I would help you fight those fascist if you need help that bad.
[QUOTE]Communes are autonomous. You don't have an empire of communes. It's a contradiction. Either you are an affiliation of allied communes of separate nations who you do not control, or you are not. The International is an alliance of communes. You are not.
Plus, Scotland and France.
And Canada.[/QUOTE]
Canada and I are Allies.
Plus my Communes have semi-autonomy. It's the state-rights school of thought applied to Communism. Of course there is a good portion of power on the Federal level, however.
That sounds a lot like a declaration of war, we didn't agree to make it free just you could "police" it. Don't make me go to war to defend [I]Switzerland[/I] out of all countries. Look, let's just get the federation to police them like we did with France.
[QUOTE=Intoxicated Spy;35225644]I want peace with you seed, but you are think everyone is going to invade you. anyways, I would help you fight those fascist if you need help that bad.[/QUOTE]
I wouldn't accept your help anyhow. You're a capitalist, expansionist, anti-leftist who until this turn was actively shitting on people of my nation's ideology.
And of course I'm worried about people invading me. Given the evidence, why wouldn't I be? Everyone's an expansionist, the Federation was willing to invade me and is touting around WMDs and mutant super soldiers, and we have nations trying to get nuclear weapons.
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