Empires and revolutions - Historical Forum RP V2: Blame Brazil for all our problems.

[MountainWatcher]

Seed, with your paranoia, a new turn will put you out of sleep for a whole week. Sleep while you can.

[DokVis]

Well, as I spent my time [I]not sleeping, not at all[/I], this turn was still not posted.

[Mr. Face]

The more you guys talk about a new turn the less I want to make it.

[sub][sub]You should probably stop [/sub][/sub]

[DokVis]

Turn

[asantos3]

Then lets talk about how damn pretty i'm

[img]http://i.imgur.com/RsyIF.jpg[/img]

[[Seed Eater]]

Alright, I haven't said anything for a long while.

So, when should we expect a turn?

[asantos3]

just wait, it could be worst if he didn't answer like in Generic Political Roleplay

[Mr. Face]

I'll start writing it in an hour or so I suppose.

[Mr. Face]

I swear I'm nearly done.

I'm just wading through the shitstorm that Intox just created.

[Ven Kaeo]

God damn it Intox what the fuck did you just do

[[Seed Eater]]

It's not that bad.

[editline]25th March 2012[/editline]

Or at least it's not if he told me the entire story.

[Skullivan21]

[QUOTE='[Seed Eater];35297600']It's not that bad.

[editline]25th March 2012[/editline]

Or at least it's not if he told me the entire story.[/QUOTE]
Haha... you guys are in for a treat... also I want a big retirement party! With a cake of my face!!!!

[Ven Kaeo]

[QUOTE='[Seed Eater];35297600']It's not that bad.

[editline]25th March 2012[/editline]

Or at least it's not if he told me the entire story.[/QUOTE]

And you trust Intox?

I thought so.

[[Seed Eater]]

[QUOTE=Skullivan21;35297663]Haha... you guys are in for a treat... also I want a big retirement party! With a cake of my face!!!![/QUOTE]

Trust me buddy, you're in for a treat, too.

Probably.

Unless you're leaving, which would be a pity.

[Skullivan21]

[QUOTE='[Seed Eater];35297680']Trust me buddy, you're in for a treat, too.

Probably.

Unless you're leaving, which would be a pity.[/QUOTE]
Now that I'm retiring Imma judge you all!!! Including you Seed. On that point I want to say I strongly dislike West Germany. Not you, but how your state came to be and what your state has become. (All is left in game of course)

[Sunny Dei]

Looks like I'm getting a new member in the E&R retiree club!

[[Seed Eater]]

[QUOTE=Skullivan21;35297706]Now that I'm retiring Imma judge you all!!! Including you Seed. On that point I want to say I strongly dislike West Germany. Not you, but how your state came to be and what your state has become. (All is left in game of course)[/QUOTE]

Tis a shame, both that you dislike West Germany and that you're retiring.

I hope you're not going to pull a Rome.

[Obnobs]

Lawl, cheddacide.

[[Seed Eater]]

[QUOTE=Obnobs;35297739]Lawl, cheddacide.[/QUOTE]

I'm more concerned with the surprise invasion

or, oh god, releasing the flesh-eating viruses.

[Ven Kaeo]

Pull a rome! Pull a rome!

[[Seed Eater]]

[QUOTE=Ven Kaeo;35297745]Pull a rome! Pull a rome![/QUOTE]

FLESH EATING VIRUSES

[Mr. Face]

[B]World Events of 1871[/B]
-Korea ceases to exist.
-Anarchy in Ireland is quelled.

[B]War of Korea - 1870-1871[/B]
-Army groups Red and Blue have broken the lines of Communist resistance in South Korea and effectively destroyed Korea.

[B]War of Wurttemburg - 1870-ongoing[/B]
-The President of Wurttemburg is assassinated by a West Germany agent.
-Army Group C makes considerable progress into Wurttemburg.

[B]Oceanic-American War - 1871-ongoing[/B]
-Oceania has invaded the United States and driven many of America's forces West or South, the armies that invaded Delaware and New York are obliterated.

[B]Invasion of Kazakhstan - 1871[/B]
-Both Russia and India invade simultaneously. Russian Army Groups Central and East invade from the north, quickly taking many of the northern regions. On Eid, the Islamic holy day, Russian airships bombard the city of Almaty, killing nearly 25% of all of the citizens in the city. By the end of the year Kazakhstan is destroyed.

[B]Wurttemburg - Dwarfy77[/B]
-All funds are given to the development of defenses along the border to West Germany.
-Women are allowed to join the military and are given the right to vote and hold office if they do, about 10% of the women in Wurttemburg join up.
-A public announcement is sent out to all other nations stating that peace, trade, and assistance will be given to any nation who helps fight West Germany.
-National businesses are funded to jump start the economy.
-A recruitment campaign begins, mass amounts of men and women begin joining the military.
-A war ration is implemented.
-West Germany has invaded Wurttemburg and taken half of its territory.
-The President of Wurttemburg is assassinated, it is discovered that a West German operative is at fault.

[B]China - Ruskie[/B]
-5,000 Type (TM)69's are built.
-2,500 Type (TH) 69's are built.
-Your ship types that you want created are too modern.
-The Chinese Air Force is created.
-The DoMAa is created.
-A new aircraft is researched and tested. The Type (A-F/B)71 seats one pilot and can reach a speed of 417 mph (671 kp/h), it boasts a 12.7 mm machine gun and can carry a 2,000 pound (910 kg) bomb.
-Taxes in African territories are slashed by 90% to increase industrialization. This is met with great happiness by African citizens.
-The police force is expanded to the rest of China. Crime takes a dramatic drop.

[B]West Germany - [Seed Eater][/B]
-60% of forces from France are stationed on the border of East Germany.
-40% of forces from France are put on the western border.
-Wurttemburg is invaded, half of the region falls but West German troops are stopped by the Guerrilla warfare.
-All rebel sympathizers are detained. There are many incidents of brutal murders by West German troops due to the pure anger that these soldiers hold towards Capitalists.
-Russian tickets and vibrators are dropped into Austria. Austrians have no idea what the vibrators are used for.
-Anti-Wurttemberg propaganda is sent out.
-All UN forces in Poland are called back as it is against the UN to have entered the Federation, at least according to West Germany it is.
-It is made clear that all peace talks were rejected by Wurttemburg.
-Exports to East Germany are reduced to 20% and arms are exluded from future exports.
-The 15% taken from East Germany is given to France.
-Roadways are improved to paved roadways.
-New engines are applied to automobiles.
-Taxes are collected.
-Gas Masks have already been developed.
-What specifications of Artillery?
-Parlimentary elections begin, the current cabinet holds its position.
-All relations with Russia are cut.
-All troops are moved to West Germany.
-A parade for the 10 year anniversary of West Germany is held.
-Extensive protection is given to all political figures.

[B]Portugal - Mountain Watcher[/B]
-Morocco's borders are fortified.
-Military tactics are refined.
-Diplomats are sent to Algeria.
-Taxes are raised, a small outcry is noted but nothing comes of it.
-French and Swiss markets are invested into.
-Weapon tech is sold to India.
-The education system is improved through funding.
-The first Portuguese Dreadnought leaves port.
-The Torres Automatic Rifle is refined to decrease weight.
-A scope is developed and placed upon a Bolt rifle. The first sniper rifle has been built.
-Condoms are developed, the pope hates this.

[B]Austria - Skullivan21[/B]
-Bases are built near all of the major cities or Austria.
-18 inch guns are placed on Dreadnoughts.
-Single winged planes are developed. Give me schematics of armament in your next turn.
-UN troops sent to France begin repairing destroyed French cities.
-The Viper I Two Propeller Single Wing airplane is developed. It is quite fast and manuverable.
-The sanitation system is vastly improved.
-A new Chancellor is elected, as is a new Federation Council member.
-Official control of the UCEF is given to the East German Federation Council Member. [B]THIS DOES NOT TAKE UCEF OFF THE TABLE AS AN AVAILABLE NATION[/B]

[B]Gran Colombia - Eli45[/B]
-All technology developed that is more advanced than East German technology is sent to East Germany.
-50mm cannons are fitted on tanks.
-Sloped armor is fully implemented onto all tanks.
-New engines are developed for heavier tanks.
-The first Colombian Semi-Automatic rifle is developed.
-Dreadnought weapons are vastly improved in accuracy.
-20mm Flak Cannons are developed and fitted on the chassis of the lighter tanks.
-Better tracks for tanks are developed.
-Submarines are upgraded.
-The economy is reverted to a pre-war economy.
-Oil and gas are invested into.
-All other members of the Federation are given Colombian technology.
-The embargo placed on West Germany is lifted.
-The Colombian regions are divided into provinces, each having a local government.
-The Federation is joined.

[B]Oceania - Intoxicated Spy[/B]
-The United States is invaded. New Jersey, Delaware, Maryland, Rhode Island, and New York are the targets. New Jersey and Delaware are completely annexed and progress is made on Maryland as well. New York and Rhode Island completely repel all attacks.
-Timor-Leste is invaded.
-All islands to the south of Hawaii are given to Canada.
-All military presence is removed from Hawaii.
-Radio stations are built in Hawaii.
-India is given all naval tech.
-Canada is sent a shitload of dead spiders. The first worker who opens the first container dies of a heart-attack.
-The Canadian embargo is lifted.
-All military technology is given to Sweden.
-A 12 inch cannon is developed and put on all Dreadnoughts.
-The first Oceanic airplane is developed. It crashes into the Pacific and the pilot drowns.

[B]Republic of the Nordic Communes - Obs[/B]
-The soldiers that were sent to Ireland are now placed in multiple military bases, the Republic of Ireland now owns all of Ireland.
-The Faeroe Islands are now a member of the Communes.
-Swedish is the national language.
-Oslo is no longer a second capital.
-Road regulation is finally implemented.
-War supplies are given to Oceania.

[B]India - asantos3[/B]
-GO Armour has now reached its limit of improvement.
-Portuguese weaponry is bought.
-Naval tech is bought from Oceania.
-The Machine Pistol's accuracy is vastly improved.
-The X-1 tank is built, its armament is a 88 mm cannon with a 1x12.7 mm machine gun. It is still extremely heavy and slow.
-Kazakhstan is invaded.
-Karachi is invaded and annexed.
-The Federation is joined.

[B]Canada -Ven Kaeo[/B]
-A new anti-tank weapon is developed, the Canadian Anti-Tank Shell (CATS).
-Tank engines are vastly improved.
-A new armored airship is built, the CA-ASQ Type 21 is 100 metres in length, 25 in height, and 25 in width. It has moderate armor and a large bombing bay.
-The RCV "Toronto" Class ship has been developed. It is a 27 ton monster of a ship. It reaches speeds of 40 kmh or 22 knots. It has an armament of 10x 490mm guns and 21x 200mm guns respectively, it also boasts four torpedo tubes.
-A truce with Oceania is respected.
-The Bering Strait bridge is continued.
-The first offshore oil platform is built. It is innefficient.
-Volcanic research bases are placed on all of the islands south of Hawaii.
-An expedition to the North and South poles is planned.

[B]Russia - Eat Children[/B]
-Kazakhstan is invaded.
-Barbed wire is invented.
-All children are required to attend school.
-Work on the Bering Strait Bridge continues.
-The cost of Airships begins to descend.
-The "World Building" is built in Nogorod, it commemorates the end of the war in Europe. It is the tallest building in Europe.
-More hospitals are built.
-Work begins on a project called "Moscow Underground", the goal being an intricate series of tunnels underneath the capital city.
-The Electrical Grid is extended.
-The assembly line is now common place.
-The steam engine is now abandoned for the more efficient Diesel engine.
-The military budget is increased.
-Barbed wire is effectively implemented into defensive strategy.
-A new tank is built, the R-10 is a 50 ton tank with 94mm front armor. Its cannon is 65mm, capable of penetrating most armor. Its top speed is 40 mph (64 kph)
-Three Dreadnoughts are built in Kamchatka. Five submarines are built there as well.
-A massive recruitment drive begins, the army and navy's numbers increase slightly.
-A female-only unit is created. It is led by male officers.
-A 'Triple Entente' is agreed upon by Russia, Canada, and the Arabian Empire.

[B]People's Caliphate of United Islam - UrbanMachismo[/B]
-The range of HE rockets is increased by ten miles.
-HE dreadnought shells are created.
-A new Fully Automatic Rifle is created. It is probably the worst weapon ever.
-A new material for the barrels in the AM-AIF is created to counter-act the melting barrels. It works effectively.
-Major defenses are built along the border of India.
-Anti-West German Propaganda is sent out.

[B]East Germany - KriegsMar1ne[/B]
-Gran Colombia is given technology.
-A new Semi-Automatic rifle is developed, it is much more efficient and accurate.
-The Lichtpanzer I is built, it is a 10 ton tank that reaches 70 mph (113 kph), its main armament is a 35mm cannon.
-Five submarines are launched.
-Airplane researche is funded, summarily a new plane is tested. It crashes and kills the occupant. Foul play is suspected but nothing is found.
-A new branch of the KriegsMarine is formed, it is called the Blitz Marine-Sturm. They specialize in boarding enemy ships and commandeering them.
-Mining tools are improved.
-Oil derricks are improved.
-Hans Gudriech finds an effective way to kill a certain cancer cell and is summarily awarded the civilian Knights Cross.
-20,000 more troops are sent to France for peacekeeping.
-Anti-Fascist propaganda is distributed to all populated areas.

[B]The United States of America - FlamingTorso[/B]
-After the invasion by Oceania, the units in Delaware break and retreat, they reform and begin counterattacking unsuccessfully.
-Presidential Elections are held. Allan Speece is elected.

Music of 1871 - [video=youtube;JSAd3NpDi6Q]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JSAd3NpDi6Q[/video]

[B]FROM THIS POINT FORWARD NO MORE THAN TWO EDITS PER TURN WILL BE ACCEPTED.[/B]

[editline]25th March 2012[/editline]

And suddenly everybody is viewing.

[Obnobs]

And let the map demands commence.

[Eat Children]

*looks at Oceania* *looks at the United States*

I think I've discovered a flaw in Intox's master plan.

[Ven Kaeo]

I don't see how Intox created a shitstorm

[[Seed Eater]]

This all went better than expected.

[editline]25th March 2012[/editline]

[QUOTE=Ven Kaeo;35297901]I don't see how Intox created a shitstorm[/QUOTE]

See. What'd I say?

[Ven Kaeo]

DrBrobot: Germany and Coumblia been working with me
DrBrobot: to Invade you
Streptovsky [CDSCT]: :I
DrBrobot: but I keep fucking it up
Streptovsky [CDSCT]: Why
DrBrobot: Colmbia wants more land
Streptovsky [CDSCT]: What the everloving fuck is so threatening about a peaceful scientific nation
DrBrobot: and Germany is a RL friend of him
DrBrobot: I don't know
DrBrobot: I think its the nuclear shit

Krieg, Eli, what is this shit?

Honestly I think I summed it up pretty well in my response to Intox. What the fuck is so threatening about a secular, scientific, peaceful, isolationist nation?

Sure I like to rub myself with maple syrup and try to sell it to you

But that never hurt anyone.

[Mr. Face]

[QUOTE=Ven Kaeo;35297901]I don't see how Intox created a shitstorm[/QUOTE]

You should have seen the chat.

[[Seed Eater]]

In the interest of transparency, I was told by Intox that the Fed is supporting Wurtemburg, which I don't really think is happening.

I've also been told things about other nations as well. And, basically, in my paranoia, I've set up a mutually assured destruction plan in case anything happens to me.

So I just ask that no one fucks with me. Think of the children.

[FlamingTorso]

Fuck it, I'm backing out.