Empires and revolutions - Historical Forum RP V2: Blame Brazil for all our problems. - Games

What's all tha foos aboot in Yorup, eh? Why can't yew all jus' be frien'ly t' each ooder. [editline]4th April 2012[/editline] Also I kind of like how Seed has taken it upon himself to protect almost every single European NPC and thus fuck everyone else out of expansion opportunities.

[QUOTE=Ven Kaeo;35432677]What's all tha foos aboot in Yorup, eh? Why can't yew all jus' be frien'ly t' each ooder. [editline]4th April 2012[/editline] Also I kind of like how Seed has taken it upon himself to protect almost every single European NPC and thus fuck everyone else out of expansion opportunities.[/QUOTE] Fuck all y'all expansionist opportunities. You can take those and shove em up your ass. Everyone but me until now has expanded their ass to eat every nation on Earth. Y'all used up your opportunities. Catalonia, Italy, Swissland, Nigeria, Algeria, and Belgium are nations allied to me, and that's how it's going to stay. I also have an interest in protecting the Netherlands and France. Spain and Greece can go get shat on, though.

[QUOTE=Ven Kaeo;35432677]Also I kind of like how Seed has taken it upon himself to protect almost every single European NPC and thus fuck everyone else out of expansion opportunities.[/QUOTE] He's only saying it to make puppet states out of them all.

Seed what'll happen when everyone in the game (Barring Canada of course) decides that they're all going to gangbang you with Russian dildoes and [i]bullets[/i]?

X-Day

The day seed throws a tantrum and leave the game.

[QUOTE='[Seed Eater];35432823']X-Day[/QUOTE] Really... what you got fool? What you got?

Maybe he stole your flesh-eating virus.

He is going to send you a box full of dildos

[QUOTE=MountainWatcher;35432957]Maybe he stole your flesh-eating virus.[/QUOTE] THIS!! THIS IS FUNNY TO ME! seeing as I am no longer playing as Austria.

Just wanting input from the DMs, why is RotNC rated consistently low on the charts?

Because you don't have any maple syrup or hummus

You joke now. But you may get to see a taste of the potential future if conflict begins in Africa.

You aren't strong militarily because of a lack of a force due to lack of necessity. You are mid-level economically.

Why does Russia fail at economy?

Vodka

My mighty condoms shall aid your economy, brother. Also, has anyone noticed that the Pope has said nothing regarding women voting/ in the army, the condom being spread, the vibrator/condom trade? I think we broke him.

He's probably still dealing with the massive numbers of crates filled with syrup covered dildos and pictures of my prime minister being manly with syrup. And by 'dealing with' I mean 'overwhelmed with manlust'

Whose ready for an ARMS RACE? Looks like East Germany is interested in beefin up that border, so I say let's play, comrade! 75% of troops, plus my snazzy new artillery stationed along the East German border in response to increased East German increases.

I wonder if I made artillery out of my 490mm naval cannons and placed them along the border of Canada how far towards Europe they'd shoot. Also for anyone curious I've finally found a suitable picture for my Prime Minister [img]http://www.bearotic.com/img/2010/02/rascally-randy-lumberjack.jpg[/img]

[QUOTE=Eat Children;35435616]Why does Russia fail at economy?[/QUOTE] You've spent a lot of money on mining and things of that nature. Your economy will improve steadily though.

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[QUOTE='[Seed Eater];35429668']I am concerned with the sudden, uh, militarization and border forces escalation on your end.[/QUOTE] Just as I was concerned when you put Troops near your borders. Same shit different country. [editline]5th April 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=Ven Kaeo;35432761]Seed what'll happen when everyone in the game (Barring Canada of course) decides that they're all going to gangbang you with Russian dildoes and [i]bullets[/i]?[/QUOTE] I would laugh [editline]5th April 2012[/editline] [QUOTE='[Seed Eater];35435881']Whose ready for an ARMS RACE? Looks like East Germany is interested in beefin up that border, so I say let's play, comrade! 75% of troops, plus my snazzy new artillery stationed along the East German border in response to increased East German increases.[/QUOTE] Arms race? I could care less about an Arms race, But hey if you want to do that I'll just put Nuclear Reactors along the borders. There "Might" Be a Chernobyl who knows. Prepared to be treating Soldiers with two heads.

[QUOTE=KriegsMar1ne;35448033] Arms race? I could care less about an Arms race, But hey if you want to do that I'll just put Nuclear Reactors along the borders. There "Might" Be a Chernobyl who knows. Prepared to be treating Soldiers with two heads.[/QUOTE] Chernobyl would only hurt both of us. There's no need to militarize the border and we both know it. I'd happily lower my 60% to 40% if you lower yours.

"I'll show you mine if you show me yours" Guys keep fighting. Canadian economy would benefit from selling nuclear reactors to one of you.

Seed, we ever going to get that map?

[QUOTE='[Seed Eater];35448163']Chernobyl would only hurt both of us. There's no need to militarize the border and we both know it. I'd happily lower my 60% to 40% if you lower yours.[/QUOTE] Chernobyl would only hurt both of us? LIES! Im going to be Austria, Face and you can deal with the 3 armed babys! But yeah Im just fortifying it for now, Talk to face when he takes EG, he'll lower it. All the borders are fortified not just the one with you. Cant have anything happening before Face Kicks me out.

I would probably invade you for leaving me that mess.

[QUOTE=Mr. Face;35448636]Seed, we ever going to get that map?[/QUOTE] Er, I'm still doing the maps? Uh, soon, I guess. I'll do it after the GaW turn is out.