Empires and revolutions - Historical Forum RP V2: Blame Brazil for all our problems. - Games

[QUOTE=Mr. Face;35448933]I would probably invade you for leaving me that mess.[/QUOTE] YOULL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE! :suicide:

[QUOTE=KriegsMar1ne;35449691]YOULL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE! :suicide:[/QUOTE] Exactly my philosophy :D

A sneak-peak of my next turn: - A district in the center of Moscow is created named 'Sodom'. Two whole blocks dedicated to sex theaters, seedy hotels, poker halls, drug dens, Burlesque clubs and other crude shows. In the streets there are acrobats and other performers. Prostitution is legalised and taxed. Maple Syrup fountains flow freely as decorations. - To enter Sodom, an expensive pass is required but this is mainly to keep locals out. Large discounts are offered to foreigners. Sodom quickly becomes popular and is higly successful in seperating horny fools and their money. If this doesn't work to get Russia within the top eight economies then I'll lose all hope.

Suddenly AIDS spreads as a pandemic 100 years early. [editline]6th April 2012[/editline] I mean, I'm sure bestiality will pop up somewhere over there. I'm sure there'll be a bit of human trafficking, too.

[QUOTE=MountainWatcher;35459793]Suddenly AIDS spreads as a pandemic 100 years early. [editline]6th April 2012[/editline] [b]I mean, I'm sure bestiality will pop up somewhere[/b] over there. I'm sure there'll be a bit of human trafficking, too.[/QUOTE] Oh shit I almost forgot about that. West Germans are banned from entering Sodom.

[QUOTE=Eat Children;35460103]Oh shit I almost forgot about that. West Germans are banned from entering Sodom.[/QUOTE] Ohohohoho fucking low, man. I already cut communications with you anyhow, you won't get any of my credits.

I wonder. If you all stop trade with WG then how long would he survive? I can't imagine he would last long as his own trade partner. Then again I didn't think he would have ever existed to begin with.

He is very industrialized, he can manage.

[QUOTE=Skullivan21;35460314]I wonder. If you all stop trade with WG then how long would he survive? I can't imagine he would last long as his own trade partner. Then again I didn't think he would have ever existed to begin with.[/QUOTE] No one really trades with me anyhow. The only thing I export is arms. And I am heavily industrialized. I'm exporting 35% of my production as is right now, and my economy is still growing.

Eh. You're all no fun.

Me on the other way... Am I still a merchant nation?

What's the deal with Kazakhstan? I need to know who owns what for the map. [editline]6th April 2012[/editline] I mean, is it still Russian/Indian land? Anybody liberate it? [editline]6th April 2012[/editline] [t]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/38678023/map37.png[/t]

Anyone else notice that Canada is teabagging Gran Colombia?

Nope but I've noticed that Seed fucked up America. Oceania ceded me what he captured last turn and I invaded America and have done considerable damage, bro. American soldiers are deserting in droves and joining Canada to help liberate the Confederate nations. Why has nothing happened

Then I need Wizard to shoot me a PM or something telling me what parts have been liberated and what parts are occupied by Canada.

Nothing'll be liberated until after the war. Right now Canada is occupying everything until the war is completed.

In reality the US should be in stalemate. Their infantry is just as strong as Canada's. As was proven when I think it was Sobotnik who was mod. They haven't gotten any worse. And the border deal with New York is no reason to flat invade a nation.

Uh no. And let's review why. 1) Canada has been actively researching technology, trading tech with two allied nations, and recruiting. I have flamethrowers, tanks, dreadnoughts, rockets, missiles, anti tank personnel fired rockets, APCs, AFVs, Semi-Automatic Rifles, and Fully Automatic AK styled rifles. America has whatever it had back when you took over, which was whatever Brazil had at that time. Which is outstripped by what I currently have. 2) Canada is distributing tons of propaganda calling the Confederate nations to arms and geared towards the liberation of the Confederate Nations. American soldiers are being given the chance to surrender and join their Canadian brothers at every turn, and faced with such a worthy goal (Liberating oppressed brother states) and overwhelming force, as well as the perception that they're being invaded by TWO enemies on FOUR fronts should break the morale of many battalions 3) Actually it us. For two parts 3a) You took control of the United States, while you were already playing, with an alternate character, and then you yourself allied with yourself in order to force me to back down. You tricked me, you cheated me, and then you continued to play as your alt while you were the GM 3b) I'm 'flat invading a nation' to liberate oppressed confederate nations. 9 nations and 1 very heavily populated province of one of the remaining ones. Maryland, Jersey, Conneticut, Rhode Island, Manhattan, Pennsylvania, Ohio, Indiana, Illinois, and Missouri You're not the GM anymore, Face. And it's been a good deal of time since the Treaty. What happens now is up to Wizard and considering the above information it isn't looking good for your former puppet.

anti tank personnel fired rockets When the hell did you get that' [editline]7th April 2012[/editline] I've been trying to research that for 6 or 7 turns now.

You need to actually have missiles/rockets before making them smaller bro. Also two turns ago. They're called CATS - Canadian Anti-Tank Shells It's exactly like an RPG. But now with a better name. [editline]6th April 2012[/editline] Imagine, soldiers on the battlefield screaming "JENKINS! GET ME THOSE CATS WE'VE GOT A TANK COMING AROUND THE BEND" and the enemy soldiers are all thinking "What the fuck? They're fighting with cats? God damn crazy Canadians!" My next big weapon will be called "Syrup"

[QUOTE=Ven Kaeo;35463097]You need to actually have missiles/rockets before making them smaller bro. Also two turns ago. They're called CATS - Canadian Anti-Tank Shells It's exactly like an RPG. But now with a better name. [editline]6th April 2012[/editline] Imagine, soldiers on the battlefield screaming "JENKINS! GET ME THOSE CATS WE'VE GOT A TANK COMING AROUND THE BEND" and the enemy soldiers are all thinking "What the fuck? They're fighting with cats? God damn crazy Canadians!" My next big weapon will be called "Syrup"[/QUOTE] My general tank is called the SabKat. Kat for short. Goddam late with your felines.

Your general tank is shitty

[QUOTE=Ven Kaeo;35464121]Your general tank is shitty[/QUOTE] It's...moderately below average. But my artillery is mighty fine.

[QUOTE=Ven Kaeo;35462731]Uh no. And let's review why. 1) Canada has been actively researching technology, trading tech with two allied nations, and recruiting. I have flamethrowers, tanks, dreadnoughts, rockets, missiles, anti tank personnel fired rockets, APCs, AFVs, Semi-Automatic Rifles, and Fully Automatic AK styled rifles. America has whatever it had back when you took over, which was whatever Brazil had at that time. Which is outstripped by what I currently have. 2) Canada is distributing tons of propaganda calling the Confederate nations to arms and geared towards the liberation of the Confederate Nations. American soldiers are being given the chance to surrender and join their Canadian brothers at every turn, and faced with such a worthy goal (Liberating oppressed brother states) and overwhelming force, as well as the perception that they're being invaded by TWO enemies on FOUR fronts should break the morale of many battalions 3) Actually it us. For two parts 3a) You took control of the United States, while you were already playing, with an alternate character, and then you yourself allied with yourself in order to force me to back down. You tricked me, you cheated me, and then you continued to play as your alt while you were the GM 3b) I'm 'flat invading a nation' to liberate oppressed confederate nations. 9 nations and 1 very heavily populated province of one of the remaining ones. Maryland, Jersey, Conneticut, Rhode Island, Manhattan, Pennsylvania, Ohio, Indiana, Illinois, and Missouri You're not the GM anymore, Face. And it's been a good deal of time since the Treaty. What happens now is up to Wizard and considering the above information it isn't looking good for your former puppet.[/QUOTE] If continued to play is sitting there saying a new president was elected, sure. Oppressed regions my ass, they were democratic. And there's a deep seated hatred against the Canadians. There have been a multitude of wars against Canada. The people of America have hated the Canadians since the first one. Also, I'm pretty sure I know more about this than you, considering the fact that I [B][I]was[/I][/B] the GM. Just because I'm not anymore doesn't mean that things don't carry over.

[QUOTE='[Seed Eater];35461073']What's the deal with Kazakhstan? I need to know who owns what for the map. [editline]6th April 2012[/editline] I mean, is it still Russian/Indian land? Anybody liberate it? [editline]6th April 2012[/editline] [t]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/38678023/map37.png[/t][/QUOTE] If that's for the latest turn you forgot [url=http://i.imgur.com/CYCpa.png]Korea and Japan[/url] If It's not Ignore this post [sp]also Ven Kaeo stop invading shit goddamn[/sp]

[QUOTE=Ruskie;35465738]If that's for the latest turn you forgot [url=http://i.imgur.com/CYCpa.png]Korea and Japan[/url] If It's not Ignore this post [sp]also Ven Kaeo stop invading shit goddamn[/sp][/QUOTE] You know, I didn't forget them. I just had two versions of the map open and made changes to both, and didn't realize which one was which, so I've been realizing this over time.

[QUOTE=Mr. Face;35464459]If continued to play is sitting there saying a new president was elected, sure. Oppressed regions my ass, they were democratic. And there's a deep seated hatred against the Canadians. There have been a multitude of wars against Canada. The people of America have hated the Canadians since the first one. Also, I'm pretty sure I know more about this than you, considering the fact that I [B][I]was[/I][/B] the GM. Just because I'm not anymore doesn't mean that things don't carry over.[/QUOTE] 1) That's still continued play. You had two nations, and you forced me out of one with your other. That's a bullshit cheating tactic and you know it. 2) The Confederate Regions did NOT want to be part of the United States. I will liberate them 3) In AMERICA. The CONFEDERATE states (pretty much everything north of the Mason Dixon) should still have a hatred against the Americans. It's only been like 5-10 years they're still technically occupied and oppressed. Plus the fact that in your efforts to remain subtle you never did anything in your turns to make them not hate you, like giving them rights, rebuilding the war torn areas, etc. You just left them. 4) Except that you don't. You're not taking into account a LOT of factors that change the outcome you're just trying to make it seem like America won't lose because it was your nation. Just fucking give it up Face. America is going to fall, and faster than you think it should or want it to, because Canada is vastly more powerful than they are. [editline]7th April 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=Ruskie;35465738] [sp]also Ven Kaeo stop invading shit goddamn[/sp][/QUOTE] No, damn it. I'm liberating 9 former Confederate States and the Manhattan district of the New York confederate state. The fuck do you care it's an NPC nation, and I got the go-ahead from Eli and Kreig.

I am going to liberate you whether you want to or not, you fucker.

Fuck it, I'm liberating Europe, too! [editline]7th April 2012[/editline] LIBERATION

I'm going to return as Antarctica and liberal the fish of the sea with a mass penguin liberation force! IN THE NAME OF LIBERATION!!!