Empires and revolutions - Historical Forum RP V2: Blame Brazil for all our problems. - Games

When a problem arises in Africa, a colony of mine half the world away, I'm expected to help because the more there are, the easier thee solution becomes. Why would that change if Africa suddenly gained independence?

[QUOTE=Burgervich;35475965]SHUT UP VEN. Must you argue about every single thing that ever appears in a thread?[/QUOTE] Who the fuck are you and why the fuck are you posting here. You don't even fucking know me so who are you to judge me. Maybe if you had been here for the whole time you'd see that I'm fucking RIGHT. [editline]7th April 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=MountainWatcher;35476139]When a problem arises in Africa, a colony of mine half the world away, I'm expected to help because the more there are, the easier thee solution becomes. Why would that change if Africa suddenly gained independence?[/QUOTE] By now, Mountain, I really view you of more of an African nation with Portugal being a colony rather than the other way around.

[QUOTE=Ven Kaeo;35474196]It's PARTIALLY for revenge. Fuck do you even pay attention to anything I say? I'm liberating former allies that you invaded and you fucked me over while playing two nations at once. So fuck you and your goddamn 'this is a bullshit war'. You know what was bullshit? You making an alt and taking control of America to fuck me. THAT was bullshit. [editline]7th April 2012[/editline] It's not crappy. He has NO place in the Americas so why the fuck should he be dicking around in my politics and what goes on here? Do I dick around in Europe? No. Did I do anything when you and Seed were being dipshits over France? No. I leave you fuckers alone. And you know what? [i]I expect the goddamn same in return. [/i][/QUOTE] I joined as America in the [I]midst[/I] of that war. I didn't influence the war in the way of creating it, instead I ended the war, pretty much sparing you because face it, Colombia and Brazil were both funding the US against you and unless I had asked for the peace treaty that war would have been the end of Canada. Regardless, I still find the war pointless but I am being forced to keep my hands tied in the matter. Also, fuck you Chrome, I need to reinstall you so that I can be my normal account instead of this shitty alt that I created for my laptop while I'm gone. Lord knows why I didn't just sign into the other account.

Why are you Mrface3? Where is 2?

[QUOTE=Intoxicated Spy;35477393]Why are you Mrface3? Where is 2?[/QUOTE] Apparently already taken. :v:

[QUOTE=mrface3;35477226]I joined as America in the [I]midst[/I] of that war. I didn't influence the war in the way of creating it, instead I ended the war, pretty much sparing you because face it, Colombia and Brazil were both funding the US against you and unless I had asked for the peace treaty that war would have been the end of Canada. Regardless, I still find the war pointless but I am being forced to keep my hands tied in the matter. Also, fuck you Chrome, I need to reinstall you so that I can be my normal account instead of this shitty alt that I created for my laptop while I'm gone. Lord knows why I didn't just sign into the other account.[/QUOTE] Uh no. At that time Columbia was controlled by Kami and he wasn't funding the United States. He wouldn't fuck me over like that. Brazil was funding them but a blockade would and could have stopped that if I had the chance. The point still fucking stands whether or not you think you helped me. You cheated me out of that nation. Now stay the fuck out of America

We should all help the US just to piss ven off.

You could have just cleared browser cookies so that it automatically logs you out of Facepunch. [editline]7th April 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=Ven Kaeo;35477615]Uh no. At that time Columbia was controlled by Kami and he wasn't funding the United States. He wouldn't fuck me over like that. Brazil was funding them but a blockade would and could have stopped that if I had the chance. The point still fucking stands whether or not you think you helped me. You cheated me out of that nation. Now stay the fuck out of America[/QUOTE]I supported both sides at one point or another. Brazil did something similar as well, and that got me mad because I was endorsing Confederate independence while he went back to helping the United States. It was all chaotic, and I wasn't very keen on what Stethor was doing at the time.

Regardless, I'm not going to interfere, the furthest action I'll take is an embargo if you pass the Mason Dixon. [editline]8th April 2012[/editline] Holy shit, I just sneezed like eight times in a minute. FUCK, HERE COMES ANOTHER.

I'm glad you could come to non-fucking each other solutions.

I think I'm done sneezing now.

An Embargo will only hurt you. I don't trade with East Germany as it is but now you'll NEVER get our delicious, nutritious, slightly radioactive maple syrup. Sucks to be you

And you'll never have the best beer in the world.

Best? BEST Ahahahaha Without any Canadian brand maple syrup how can it even be 'somewhat delicious'?

Pay extra and you can buy maple syrup in which the president has bathed on.

Streptovsky [CDSCT]: I NEED YOUR HELP Streptovsky [CDSCT]: I'm going to export you ten thousand tons of Canadian brand Maple Syrup DetectiveP (Best Germany): Oh god Streptovsky [CDSCT]: I want you to dump it all in East Germany's rivers DetectiveP (Best Germany): What

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I would do the same with my beer but that would only serve to increase your morale. Of course, that would also cause your army to become unprofessional as could be.

Streptovsky [CDSCT]: Then I'm going to ship you fifty thousand tons of it Streptovsky [CDSCT]: and I want you to make DELICIOUS SYRUP BEER DetectiveP (Best Germany): yea, sure, fine Streptovsky [CDSCT]: Show those East Germans what West Germany is made of. Streptovsky [CDSCT]: Delicious maple beer Streptovsky [CDSCT]: The best syrup in the world combined with the best beer in the world Streptovsky [CDSCT]: What more could one ask for DetectiveP (Best Germany): the best vegetarian bacon in the world Streptovsky [CDSCT]: Stop being a hippy faggot and help me make alcoholic maple syrup DetectiveP (Best Germany): k

I think I'm going to go ahead and take over as East Germany. I'm growing bored of sitting here and being out of the loop diplomatically. Time to get my feet wet again. First order of business. Ven, would you like to negotiate a steady trade?

Just wanted to make a simple poll on who you would Favor as the player of East Germany Agree if KriegsMar1ne and Disagree if Mr. Face, Either way it wont have a say in the matter, I just rather see who you all would support :v:

That depends. Do the worlds "United States" and "Do not attack" occur at all in the trade agreement? [editline]8th April 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=KriegsMar1ne;35477883]Just wanted to make a simple poll on who you would Favor as the player of East Germany Agree if KriegsMar1ne and Disagree if Mr. Face, Either way it wont have a say in the matter, I just rather see who you all would support :v:[/QUOTE] Honestly I'd rather keep you as EG and make Face take Austria [editline]8th April 2012[/editline] That way I can trade him syrup for DELICIOUS SCHNITZEL

[QUOTE=Ven Kaeo;35477892]That depends. Do the worlds "United States" and "Do not attack" occur at all in the trade agreement? [editline]8th April 2012[/editline] Honestly I'd rather keep you as EG and make Face take Austria [editline]8th April 2012[/editline] That way I can trade him syrup for DELICIOUS SCHNITZEL[/QUOTE] Yes, I will not interfere with your actions.

[QUOTE=Ven Kaeo;35477892]That depends. Do the worlds "United States" and "Do not attack" occur at all in the trade agreement? [editline]8th April 2012[/editline] Honestly I'd rather keep you as EG and make Face take Austria [editline]8th April 2012[/editline] That way I can trade him syrup for DELICIOUS SCHNITZEL[/QUOTE] I would too but I kinda got a gun to my head at this point.

Who's got a gun to your head? No one can FORCE you to concede EG. Face. Take Austria. Then I'll trade you diabetes inducing amounts of maple syrup for delicious schnitzel

[QUOTE=KriegsMar1ne;35477883]Just wanted to make a simple poll on who you would Favor as the player of East Germany Agree if KriegsMar1ne and Disagree if Mr. Face, Either way it wont have a say in the matter, I just rather see who you all would support :v:[/QUOTE] If I cant Agree for myself, You shouldnt disagree Face. (If that was you ... I know it was)

I don't want to force him, I'd just much rather resume being my former nation. It's a sentimental thing. Both Austria and East Germany are pretty much the same. The only difference being that they aren't in the same location. A steady trade between the two and they're like twins.

I'd rather have face take over because he left to be the Gm, seems kinda unfair to make him take another country now.

Face I am going to drown you in Maple Syrup Thousands and thousands and thousands of gallons of it. Muahahahaa

[QUOTE=MountainWatcher;35477965]I'd rather have face take over because he left to be the Gm, seems kinda unfair to make him take another country now.[/QUOTE] Seems rather Unfair to make an alt account as the GM Then kick me out. But that's just my opinion :v:

[QUOTE=MountainWatcher;35477965]I'd rather have face take over because he left to be the Gm, seems kinda unfair to make him take another country now.[/QUOTE] He just said it himself though, EG and Austria are the same :v: