Empires and revolutions - Historical Forum RP V2: Blame Brazil for all our problems.

[Ven Kaeo]

See Face? You're getting the hang of being a nosy bastard in areas where it's acceptable.

Now about that trade agreement where I ship you several thousands tons of maple syrup...

[Kaz]

[QUOTE=KriegsMar1ne;35478618]At first I was fine with a regime change yes. But then I talked it over with a few others and said no.

[editline]7th April 2012[/editline]

Fascism is here. Nazism is not. East Germany has (Or Had) a very large Fascist problem, Until I took care of it.[/QUOTE]I'm positively sure you were thinking instead of Socialism. But that's something I can't really remember clearly right now if it was one of either ideologies that you were having problems with.

[editline]8th April 2012[/editline]

[QUOTE=Ven Kaeo;35478801]See Face? You're getting the hang of being a nosy bastard in areas where it's acceptable.

Now about that trade agreement where I ship you several thousands tons of maple syrup...[/QUOTE]I still think you should just dump it all in every nook and cranny of German rivers.

It would certainly solve of all our problems for the time being. :v:

[Mr. Face]

[QUOTE=Ven Kaeo;35478801]See Face? You're getting the hang of being a nosy bastard in areas where it's acceptable.

Now about that trade agreement where I ship you several thousands tons of maple syrup...[/QUOTE]

How about you send me every contraceptive you have and I drop them on the Vatican city to piss of the Pope.

[Ven Kaeo]

What are contraceptives?

The only thing Canadians use in their lovemaking sessions is delicious Canadian brand Maple Syrup

[Mr. Face]

[QUOTE=Ven Kaeo;35478828]What are contraceptives?

The only thing Canadians use in their lovemaking sessions is delicious Canadian brand Maple Syrup[/QUOTE]

Well shit. RUSSIA, GIVE ME YOUR CONDOMS.

[KriegsMar1ne]

Cutting away the ties to what this song represented can I make this song my anthem? [video] [url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i2vtMajyZ10&feature=related[/url][/video] I know what it represents and I dont support it, I just want to ask in case it does (Somehow) offend anyone.

[editline]8th April 2012[/editline]

Oh and whats up with the Pope? Is there one or what?

[editline]8th April 2012[/editline]

I cant lie, My troops look Bad ass [t]http://i.imgur.com/rlj6X.jpg[/t]

[MountainWatcher]

Yes, there's a pope. Located in Brazil, right now.

[editline]8th April 2012[/editline]

He isn't happy that I invented condoms.

[DokVis]

I say you let me have the Swiss

[Skullivan21]

What the ACTUAL FUCK?!?! 82 GOD DAMN POSTS! EIGHTY MOTHERFUCKING TWO GOD DAMN POSTS! AND NOT ONE MOMTHERFUCKING TURN?

FUCK YOU ALL.

[Ven Kaeo]

And Presto, it is a girl with a penis.

[Eat Children]

[QUOTE=Skullivan21;35481978]What the ACTUAL FUCK?!?! 82 GOD DAMN POSTS! EIGHTY MOTHERFUCKING TWO GOD DAMN POSTS! AND NOT ONE MOMTHERFUCKING TURN?

FUCK YOU ALL.[/QUOTE]

It was 96 for me. If I could refer back to my post from three weeks ago:

[QUOTE=Eat Children;35143252]Do you know who I feel sorry for? The guy who reads this thread casually but still looks forward to it each morning.

"Oh shit, there were 100 new posts last night! This'll be huge! It'll surely amount to something with more substance than three whole pages of endless whining and bitching!"[/QUOTE]

[[Seed Eater]]

YOU SHOULD KNOW BY NOW

[Mr. Face]

ALL OF YOU WHO EXPECTED A TURN.

I AM DISAPPOINT.

[MountainWatcher]

Speaking of which, when do we send in our turns?

[editline]8th April 2012[/editline]

What«'s the the deadline?

[Mr. Face]

[QUOTE=MountainWatcher;35484692]Speaking of which, when do we send in our turns?

[editline]8th April 2012[/editline]

What«'s the the deadline?[/QUOTE]

I would send the turn to wizard` as soon as possible. Who knows what his rhythm is.

[[Seed Eater]]

I'm actually waiting for the turn now. The last one was 4 days ago, so we're due for one shortly.

[Stethor]

There shouldn't be a turn until my turn is edited into the previous year anyway so depends when he gets round to that as then I will be able to send off my new one as I cannot at the moment.

[Ven Kaeo]

There also shouldn't be a turn until the fuckin map is fixed so it correlates with what happened in North America.

[Ven Kaeo]

the bear is Mr. Face.
The ladder is the atlantic ocean
the man in the stand is everyone that opposed him going into The Americas

[video=youtube;Rk8pRJ7jV94]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rk8pRJ7jV94[/video]

[Jhezheaikcue]

[QUOTE=Ven Kaeo;35495182]the bear is Mr. Face.
The ladder is the atlantic ocean
the man in the stand is everyone that opposed him going into The Americas

[video=youtube;Rk8pRJ7jV94]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rk8pRJ7jV94[/video][/QUOTE]

... Really?
[IMG]http://oi44.tinypic.com/jscdi8.jpg[/IMG]

[Ven Kaeo]

Ruskie you can see the brown on your nose. Might want to wipe that off, mate.

[Mr. Face]

What the fuck, I was on Imgur because reasons and I found this.

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/f4s0t.png[/IMG]

[Jhezheaikcue]

[QUOTE=Ven Kaeo;35498298]Ruskie you can see the brown on your nose. Might want to wipe that off, mate.[/QUOTE]

Why so angry?,[URL="http://www.mayoclinic.com/health/anger-management/MH00102"]Thank me later.[/URL]
[sp]No.4 seems especially useful in your case.[/sp]

[Ven Kaeo]

I'm not angry it's just you're acting silly in regards to a perfectly harmless joke post.

[editline]9th April 2012[/editline]

[QUOTE=Mr. Face;35498454]What the fuck, I was on Imgur because reasons and I found this.

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/f4s0t.png[/IMG][/QUOTE]

The fuck

[Mr. Face]

[QUOTE=Ven Kaeo;35499231]

The fuck[/QUOTE]

That's my exact reaction.

[editline]9th April 2012[/editline]

My new desktop background.

[quote][IMG]http://i.cubeupload.com/90LLpP.png[/IMG][/quote]

[editline]9th April 2012[/editline]

Just got banned from [URL="http://www.reddit.com/r/Pyongyang/"]r/ pyongyang[/URL]. Completely worth it.

[editline]9th April 2012[/editline]

Today I learned that after the fall of the USSR all of Russia's satellites got buttfucked by food shortages, crime, and a general lack of understanding of a free market.

[Ven Kaeo]

What did you do/post to get banned?

Also is that an official North Korean reddit board or just something reddit did for lulz

[Mr. Face]

[QUOTE=Ven Kaeo;35501191]What did you do/post to get banned?

Also is that an official North Korean reddit board or just something reddit did for lulz[/QUOTE]

Official North Korean Reddit board.

I commented on a picture saying that Kim Jong Un sucks balls.

Also, just so you guys would know. [Seed Eater] threw a bitch fit when I asked that he leave Switzerland alone and now he refuses to talk to me.

What else is new.

[KriegsMar1ne]

[QUOTE=Ven Kaeo;35495182]the bear is Mr. Face.
The ladder is the atlantic ocean
the man in the stand is everyone that opposed him going into The Americas

[video=youtube;Rk8pRJ7jV94]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rk8pRJ7jV94[/video][/QUOTE]

Shoulda lubed that ladder with maple syrup

[Ven Kaeo]

That maple syrup is for emergency orgies only. Not to be put on random objects, my friend.

[KriegsMar1ne]

[QUOTE=Mr. Face;35498454]What the fuck, I was on Imgur because reasons and I found this.

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/f4s0t.png[/IMG][/QUOTE]

Yes yes, I see these all the time, Its what my Austrian Calvary charge in on. Terrible fear/confusion factor on the enemy.

[editline]9th April 2012[/editline]

[QUOTE=Ven Kaeo;35502565]That maple syrup is for emergency orgies only. Not to be put on random objects, my friend.[/QUOTE]

I oil my tanks with them, My King Tiger's wouldn't run any other way

[editline]9th April 2012[/editline]

Oh and btw Ven, I'd be willing to trade Schnitzel and Scnapps for Syrup anytime.