[IMG]http://img691.imageshack.us/img691/9876/fallout3201002281245241.png[/IMG]
Oh shit yes, a motorcycle! Lemme put on my biking suit!
[IMG]http://img63.imageshack.us/img63/8734/fallout3201002281256486.png[/IMG]
Yeah. Wait...
No gas.... oh god dammit :argh:
Ah well, I'll just have to walk there.
[IMG]http://img695.imageshack.us/img695/4601/fallout3201002281308562.png[/IMG]
Cows. Huh.
[IMG]http://img40.imageshack.us/img40/8872/fallout3201002281313372.png[/IMG]
Thank Christ, DC is in view!
[IMG]http://img691.imageshack.us/img691/927/fallout3201002281324046.png[/IMG]
A shame it's full of dicks.
[IMG]http://img695.imageshack.us/img695/2952/fallout3201002281326358.png[/IMG]
Hey! Some Fellow Ghouls! I might find a way through the city from that drainpipe right there! If it's safe for Ferals, it's safe for me.
*One quick travel through the sewers later*
[IMG]http://img40.imageshack.us/img40/3841/fallout3201002281330075.png[/IMG]
Huh. Ants, but giant and red. The Pip-Boy says they are originated from Fire Ants or else someone just named them Fire Ants because they're colored like fire.
[IMG]http://img706.imageshack.us/img706/1666/fallout3201002281330168.png[/IMG]
Hmmm, Grayditch. I think I heard in Megaton that that place was hot or on fire or something. Must be a nice place.
[IMG]http://img41.imageshack.us/img41/7205/fallout3201002281330194.png[/IMG]
Hey what the--
[IMG]http://img63.imageshack.us/img63/5108/fallout3201002281330197.png[/IMG]
Shit!
[IMG]http://img706.imageshack.us/img706/1213/fallout3201002281330324.png[/IMG]
Ow ow ow fire bad!
[IMG]http://img695.imageshack.us/img695/5397/fallout3201002281330586.png[/IMG]
Taste pistol, you damn cockroaches!
[IMG]http://img29.imageshack.us/img29/5003/fallout3201002281331074.png[/IMG]
Hey, some little kid. He's crying about the ants going to get him.
[IMG]http://img63.imageshack.us/img63/8194/fallout3201002281331207.png[/IMG]
Heh, I'm gonna be a dick and ask him what he's talking about, even though I'm covered in the corpses of precisely what he's talking about.
"Hey buddy, what're you whining about? These pussy little ants?"
[IMG]http://img40.imageshack.us/img40/613/fallout3201002281331274.png[/IMG]
"Of course I can, kid. So you're telling me these ants are your problem."
[IMG]http://img41.imageshack.us/img41/3364/fallout3201002281331343.png[/IMG]
" I can stomp all these ants to death. Wanna watch?"
[IMG]http://img63.imageshack.us/img63/932/fallout3201002281331404.png[/IMG]
"Why don't you go to your house? Where is it?"
[IMG]http://img638.imageshack.us/img638/4286/fallout3201002281331436.png[/IMG]
"Well, go on then, kid. After this, I'm gonna buy you a candy bar or something."
[IMG]http://img63.imageshack.us/img63/9877/fallout3201002281331498.png[/IMG]
[IMG]http://img40.imageshack.us/img40/3985/fallout3201002281332037.png[/IMG]
"Sure thing, now fuck off and let me do my job."
[IMG]http://img691.imageshack.us/img691/3551/fallout3201002281332102.png[/IMG]
Ugh. I need something to calm my nerves.
[IMG]http://img63.imageshack.us/img63/4871/fallout3201002281334108.png[/IMG]
Hey, some good old American hallucinogenics!
*huff*
[IMG]http://img715.imageshack.us/img715/5997/fallout3201002281334417.png[/IMG]
"Hm, I don't feel any different."
[IMG]http://img40.imageshack.us/img40/8003/fallout3201002281335076.png[/IMG]
"Oh look, an ant. Honestly, these things are like--"
[IMG]http://img706.imageshack.us/img706/9541/fallout3201002281335142.png[/IMG]
"Foul carapaced dragon! I shall destroy thee and your kin!"
[IMG]http://img638.imageshack.us/img638/5651/fallout3201002281335219.png[/IMG]
"My dagger shall rend you limb from limb! Have at thee!"
[IMG]http://img29.imageshack.us/img29/677/fallout3201002281335474.png[/IMG]
" Another foe felled by the great hero Ivan Mittelschmitz!"
[IMG]http://img29.imageshack.us/img29/5337/fallout3201002281336039.png[/IMG]
"Ah, a fine treasure for a fine hero!"
[IMG]http://img695.imageshack.us/img695/3231/fallout3201002281336149.png[/IMG]
"Argh! These dragons's breath is dangerous, but I am dangerous moreso!"
[IMG]http://img638.imageshack.us/img638/5282/fallout3201002281336514.png[/IMG]
"Ha ha! These dragons are no match for a great hero such as I!"
[IMG]http://img63.imageshack.us/img63/5982/fallout3201002281337214.png[/IMG]
"My my, I hear what sounds like a fair damsel in this massive chest! My fair maiden, I shall rescue thee!"
[IMG]http://img691.imageshack.us/img691/8875/fallout3201002281337308.png[/IMG]
"My, you are a beautiful maiden. Permit me to.... partake in my carnal desires with thee?"
[IMG]http://img63.imageshack.us/img63/8651/fallout3201002281337381.png[/IMG]
"Thy skin is so soft, milady. Pray tell, art thou a fine dwarven lady?"
(Yeah, I just ended a chapter with a drugged-up Zombie Gunslinger George Washington raping a little boy.)
[i]BONUS: Ghoul biography![/i]
[IMG]http://img706.imageshack.us/img706/5089/fallout3201002281328068.png[/IMG]
Rumbler Ghoul: These Ghouls have been exposed to the FEV virus and have grown to be both Super Mutant and Feral Ghoul! If exposed to ungodly amounts of radiation, Rumblers become Glowing Ones.
Come on, should I go on with Grayditch, or fuck Rivet City up?
Destroy Rivet City, And have a nice snack of tammy hargrave while you're at it.
[IMG]http://img641.imageshack.us/img641/2637/fallout3201003041813184.png[/IMG]
*yawn* Well, it's been a good night, I don't really know what happened, or why there's a cannibalized child in this shelter, but who cares?
[IMG]http://img121.imageshack.us/img121/8537/fallout3201003041813262.png[/IMG]
Door, eh? Well, doors are meant for opening, no matter if they've mysteriously appeared.
[IMG]http://img94.imageshack.us/img94/7879/fallout3201003041813459.png[/IMG]
*click*
[IMG]http://img534.imageshack.us/img534/2544/fallout3201003041813492.png[/IMG]
Uh....
[IMG]http://img188.imageshack.us/img188/2544/fallout3201003041813492.png[/IMG]
[highlight][i]woah woah woaaaahhh....[/i][/highlight]
[IMG]http://img534.imageshack.us/img534/2976/sporeapp201003041957180.png[/IMG]
Oww owww owwwwwww. Feels like I've been forced out of my skull, twisted into a new shape, and thrown into a new universe.
[IMG]http://img638.imageshack.us/img638/6899/sporeapp201003042010099.png[/IMG]
Oh.
[IMG]http://img641.imageshack.us/img641/8105/sporeapp201003042010149.png[/IMG]
Lights are always good. They can only lead to nice things like victory and women.
[IMG]http://img51.imageshack.us/img51/5492/sporeapp201003042010283.png[/IMG]
Fuck.
Yeah, I just crossed from Fallout 3 into SPORE. Shit's gonna get REAL! Rest assured, this Adventure (made by someone else) has many clowns in it, so our hero will have plenty of time to shit out Bryan Wilks.
Well this should be interesting.
Nice change.
It's really dark. Can't see shit. This is worse than that monochrome shit in the skeleton room, is this some kinda nightmare or is it--
[IMG]http://img718.imageshack.us/img718/7573/sporeapp201003051559550.png[/IMG]
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
[IMG]http://img704.imageshack.us/img704/8170/sporeapp201003051559571.png[/IMG]
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
[IMG]http://img692.imageshack.us/img692/9996/sporeapp201003051600100.png[/IMG]
AAAAAAAHhh...?
[IMG]http://img692.imageshack.us/img692/2486/sporeapp201003051600582.png[/IMG]
Hey, nothing's black and white anymore! I can see myself again! Jeeze, it looks like the monochrome did something to me, I'm colored black and white, my eyes and limbs are vaguely reptillian, I have less hair, and my hands are now claws! This place is weird...
[IMG]http://img6.imageshack.us/img6/1672/sporeapp201003051601196.png[/IMG]
Guess I should follow the pumpkins, since that fellow Ghoul guy is pointing towards them.
[IMG]http://img198.imageshack.us/img198/5932/sporeapp201003051602398.png[/IMG]
That is one big pumpkin. Ah well, at least it's not spiders or clowns or skeletons or rotten corpses...
[IMG]http://img690.imageshack.us/img690/2319/sporeapp201003051602488.png[/IMG]
SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!
[IMG]http://img690.imageshack.us/img690/4551/sporeapp201003051603160.png[/IMG]
Back in Weird-O-Vision. Funny how things look a bit more modern now.
As an apology for my unableness to post a new chapter, I present a Double Update!
God, it's so boring around here. I never meet anyone who either looks at me creepy or wants to kill m--
[IMG]http://img708.imageshack.us/img708/6151/sporeapp201003071513478.png[/IMG]
[IMG]http://img132.imageshack.us/img132/9068/sporeapp201003071513538.png[/IMG]
SHIT RUUUUUUUN
[IMG]http://img705.imageshack.us/img705/7123/sporeapp201003071513574.png[/IMG]
CASTLE OOO PRETTY AAAAAAAAAA
[IMG]http://img130.imageshack.us/img130/6393/sporeapp201003071513595.png[/IMG]
GROTTO AAAAAAAAA
[IMG]http://img41.imageshack.us/img41/4/sporeapp201003071514122.png[/IMG]
GRAVE IS BETTER THAN PSYCHO KILLER! JUMP!
[IMG]http://img132.imageshack.us/img132/2421/sporeapp201003071514318.png[/IMG]
Phew. That was a relief. Let's see: giant bloodstains leading in a trail, but at least it can't get much worse than that.
[IMG]http://img708.imageshack.us/img708/4299/sporeapp201003071514379.png[/IMG]
Hey wait a minute.... I'm a fucking [i]brown lizard man![/i] ho-lee sheeyit.
[IMG]http://img132.imageshack.us/img132/9687/sporeapp201003071514445.png[/IMG]
Something on the horizon. I know it's just gonna be a pile of corpses that look like me or my family or something, but it's better than the void.
[IMG]http://img708.imageshack.us/img708/1861/sporeapp201003071514494.png[/IMG]
Beach ball and half a dead teddy bear in a pool of blood, I wasn't far off. That ball looks important.
[IMG]http://img705.imageshack.us/img705/75/sporeapp201003071514532.png[/IMG]
Alright, where are we going ne--
[IMG]http://img705.imageshack.us/img705/1056/sporeapp201003071514572.png[/IMG]
:eek:
[IMG]http://img132.imageshack.us/img132/6774/sporeapp201003071514589.png[/IMG]
Oh shit, now that I'm no longer a ghoul, my brethren are now enemies!
[IMG]http://img132.imageshack.us/img132/4143/sporeapp201003071515160.png[/IMG]
Take that, you rotted-out piles of stupid!
[IMG]http://img708.imageshack.us/img708/2141/sporeapp201003071515356.png[/IMG]
BLAM!
[IMG]http://img705.imageshack.us/img705/4456/sporeapp201003071515373.png[/IMG]
A ha ha ha, you guys are weaker than anything I've ever seen!
[IMG]http://img194.imageshack.us/img194/3221/sporeapp201003071515441.png[/IMG]
Pimp slap finishing combo!
[IMG]http://img717.imageshack.us/img717/4946/sporeapp201003071515483.png[/IMG]
Hey, it's the beach ball!
[IMG]http://img41.imageshack.us/img41/3024/sporeapp201003071515551.png[/IMG]
Oh no. No no no no no no no no.
[IMG]http://img708.imageshack.us/img708/9568/sporeapp201003071516003.png[/IMG]
Please no clowns please no clowns please no clowns clowns are the epitome of pain and scary.
[IMG]http://img716.imageshack.us/img716/1981/sporeapp201003071516055.png[/IMG]
SHIT FUCK GODDAMN AAAAAA
[IMG]http://img132.imageshack.us/img132/2232/sporeapp201003071516131.png[/IMG]
NO! You know what, you overgrown lump of makeup and slapstick? This ends here! No more clowns, no more circuses!
[IMG]http://img194.imageshack.us/img194/3039/sporeapp201003071516153.png[/IMG]
[highlight]FAL-CON PAWWWWNCH![/highlight]
[IMG]http://img30.imageshack.us/img30/3310/sporeapp201003071516187.png[/IMG]
YEAH! Who is the boss now?! ME!
[IMG]http://img41.imageshack.us/img41/4402/sporeapp201003071516210.png[/IMG]
Yeah! Burn! Burn, you worthless masses! BUUUUURRRRRN!
[IMG]http://img41.imageshack.us/img41/33/sporeapp201003071516239.png[/IMG]
Hey a teleportation chair.
[IMG]http://img132.imageshack.us/img132/5936/sporeapp201003071516268.png[/IMG]
Back in the void. Fuck
[IMG]http://img716.imageshack.us/img716/590/sporeapp201003071516289.png[/IMG]
Door? DOOR! DOOOOOOOR!
[IMG]http://img717.imageshack.us/img717/446/sporeapp201003071516383.png[/IMG]
YEAH! Victory dance time!
[IMG]http://img708.imageshack.us/img708/661/sporeapp201003071516400.png[/IMG]
First you move it to the left!
[IMG]http://img716.imageshack.us/img716/2704/sporeapp201003071516406.png[/IMG]
Then you move it to the right!
[IMG]http://img194.imageshack.us/img194/5247/sporeapp201003071516437.png[/IMG]
Now a pose 'cause you won the fight!
[IMG]http://img130.imageshack.us/img130/1121/sporeapp201003071516451.png[/IMG]
Victory-induced teleportation GO!
[IMG]http://img30.imageshack.us/img30/680/sporeapp201003071516474.png[/IMG]
[IMG]http://img534.imageshack.us/img534/2976/sporeapp201003041957180.png[/IMG]
Tune in next time to see where our hero is going!
[IMG]http://img97.imageshack.us/img97/3538/oblivion201003091755251.png[/IMG]
Leaves? This is worse than the nightmare.
[IMG]http://img684.imageshack.us/img684/3302/oblivion201003091755339.png[/IMG]
[IMG]http://img684.imageshack.us/img684/1397/oblivion201003091755362.png[/IMG]
I see.... green...
[IMG]http://img41.imageshack.us/img41/86/oblivion201003091755376.png[/IMG]
Green, lots of green....
[IMG]http://img41.imageshack.us/img41/4660/oblivion201003091755406.png[/IMG]
A man and a meadow...
[IMG]http://img684.imageshack.us/img684/7545/oblivion201003091755480.png[/IMG]
[IMG]http://img97.imageshack.us/img97/9827/oblivion201003091755565.png[/IMG]
The meadow is so comfortable and snug...
[IMG]http://img40.imageshack.us/img40/6267/oblivion201003091756000.png[/IMG]
The man looks like a lizard....
[IMG]http://img684.imageshack.us/img684/8611/oblivion201003091756103.png[/IMG]
[IMG]http://img62.imageshack.us/img62/6451/oblivion201003091756130.png[/IMG]
[IMG]http://img97.imageshack.us/img97/4773/oblivion201003091756244.png[/IMG]
Woah... out of body experience...
[IMG]http://img715.imageshack.us/img715/8140/oblivion201003091756283.png[/IMG]
Oh god dammit, why is there always doors to nowwhere that happen to go everywhere?!
[IMG]http://img715.imageshack.us/img715/3431/oblivion201003091756407.png[/IMG]
Well..... This looks like the most interesting one.
[IMG]http://img714.imageshack.us/img714/308/aom2010030918434734.png[/IMG]
What in god's name? Are those miniature people? They look like tiny Egyptians.
[IMG]http://img715.imageshack.us/img715/5180/aom2010030918435286.png[/IMG]
But now.... they are without a leader. They look scared and confused. I must help them in any way possible!
"Harvest the land around you!"
[IMG]http://img62.imageshack.us/img62/7622/aom2010030918445554.png[/IMG]
In an instant, the people got to work collecting crops, wood, and metal. They work so fervently, like bipedal ants.
"Build a scouting station!"
[IMG]http://img62.imageshack.us/img62/2829/aom2010030918450670.png[/IMG]
The robed one, I guess it's a priest or something, began constructing an obelisk-like building using only light and willpower. I believe this world to be magical, and perhaps the reason for my teleportation.
[IMG]http://img62.imageshack.us/img62/8906/aom2010030918474957.png[/IMG]
"Build drop points for your resources!"
[IMG]http://img40.imageshack.us/img40/6081/aom2010030918482862.png[/IMG]
[IMG]http://img40.imageshack.us/img40/193/aom2010030918485152.png[/IMG]
The beings built a mining camp, a lumber mill, and a granary for their harvesting efforts.
Amazing how they can construct things with resources magically acquired from thin air.
Well, I'm stumped. Guys, what should I do else?
I don't know, go back to Fallout 3?
[QUOTE=mr-kaki;20659835]I don't know, go back to Fallout 3?[/QUOTE]
Don't be a spoilsport.
For the sake of all of us, use jpgs instead of pngs
[IMG]http://img717.imageshack.us/img717/3895/aom2010030918574112.png[/IMG]
"Build another town!" God, I love telling people what to do.
[IMG]http://img189.imageshack.us/img189/3026/aom2010030918580978.png[/IMG]
These guys are doing quite well. They've already made barracks, a temple, and some markets!
[IMG]http://img85.imageshack.us/img85/4646/aom2010031117044903.png[/IMG]
Fish are nutritious to the nation. I like fish.
[IMG]http://img714.imageshack.us/img714/5130/aom2010031117052129.png[/IMG]
[IMG]http://img121.imageshack.us/img121/6545/aom2010031117053753.png[/IMG]
[IMG]http://img121.imageshack.us/img121/9968/aom2010031117054443.png[/IMG]
[IMG]http://img189.imageshack.us/img189/1857/aom2010031117055324.png[/IMG]
Seems like more gods are in favor of my abilities.
[IMG]http://img717.imageshack.us/img717/7009/aom2010031117081290.png[/IMG]
[IMG]http://img85.imageshack.us/img85/34/aom2010031117083751.png[/IMG]
[IMG]http://img707.imageshack.us/img707/9974/aom2010031117084920.png[/IMG]
These troops need more motivation. "Free candy for all who kill an enemy!"
[IMG]http://img59.imageshack.us/img59/9199/aom2010031117092876.png[/IMG]
Woah, wait, what? ENEMIES! ASSEMBLE! ENEMIES!
[IMG]http://img707.imageshack.us/img707/4600/aom2010031117112240.png[/IMG]
Gods, send in the Phoenixes!
[IMG]http://img121.imageshack.us/img121/2814/aom2010031117113973.png[/IMG]
Ooh, you are so dead. One of my cities is destroyed! I'm gonna raise up a new Pharoah and tell him what to do.
[IMG]http://img717.imageshack.us/img717/5172/aom2010031117122022.png[/IMG]
"It's time for a counter attack! Pray to the gods with all your strength! It's time to invoke the power of CANADA!" These red assclowns will pay for their aggressiveness!
"Let us see what awaits us!" CHEAT TIME
[IMG]http://img59.imageshack.us/img59/7548/aom2010031117123947.png[/IMG]
ATM OF EREBUS
[IMG]http://img121.imageshack.us/img121/1840/aom2010031117130632.png[/IMG]
BEARS! EVERYWHERE!
[IMG]http://img121.imageshack.us/img121/2695/aom2010031117131478.png[/IMG]
(Yeah, I'm cheating. I'm bored of this game)
[IMG]http://img717.imageshack.us/img717/1429/aom2010031117132642.png[/IMG]
Blam, massacre
[IMG]http://img707.imageshack.us/img707/5894/aom2010031117133413.png[/IMG]
[IMG]http://img696.imageshack.us/img696/7639/aom2010031117142548.png[/IMG]
Time for a giant bird!
[IMG]http://img59.imageshack.us/img59/2281/aom2010031117143007.png[/IMG]
[IMG]http://img714.imageshack.us/img714/7227/aom2010031117145865.png[/IMG]
[IMG]http://img714.imageshack.us/img714/4669/aom2010031117150356.png[/IMG]
[IMG]http://img59.imageshack.us/img59/5571/aom2010031117152133.png[/IMG]
[IMG]http://img696.imageshack.us/img696/2372/aom2010031117152423.png[/IMG]
[IMG]http://img714.imageshack.us/img714/966/aom2010031117154679.png[/IMG]
[IMG]http://img59.imageshack.us/img59/5581/aom2010031117164146.png[/IMG]
[IMG]http://img85.imageshack.us/img85/7430/aom2010031117171100.png[/IMG]
[IMG]http://img59.imageshack.us/img59/2104/aom2010031117171766.png[/IMG]
Nothing can stand in the way of Canada!
[IMG]http://img85.imageshack.us/img85/1235/aom2010031117172096.png[/IMG]
How about no?
[IMG]http://img59.imageshack.us/img59/5638/aom2010031117180168.png[/IMG]
It's the apocalypse!
[IMG]http://img696.imageshack.us/img696/912/aom2010031117180556.png[/IMG]
Oh dear lord, what have I wrought?!
[IMG]http://img59.imageshack.us/img59/8291/aom2010031117180688.png[/IMG]
[IMG]http://img59.imageshack.us/img59/2834/aom2010031117180789.png[/IMG]
[IMG]http://img707.imageshack.us/img707/6167/aom2010031117180964.png[/IMG]
[IMG]http://img717.imageshack.us/img717/4348/aom2010031117181084.png[/IMG]
[IMG]http://img189.imageshack.us/img189/2396/aom2010031117181273.png[/IMG]
[IMG]http://img696.imageshack.us/img696/6218/aom2010031117181586.png[/IMG]
[IMG]http://img121.imageshack.us/img121/6215/aom2010031117181678.png[/IMG]
[IMG]http://img59.imageshack.us/img59/1852/aom2010031117181825.png[/IMG]
[IMG]http://img59.imageshack.us/img59/560/aom2010031117182773.png[/IMG]
It seems that the meteors have stopped falling.
[IMG]http://img707.imageshack.us/img707/1943/aom2010031117202773.png[/IMG]
But at what cost? This nation is now trapped under eternal night!
[IMG]http://img85.imageshack.us/img85/9025/aom2010031117210125.png[/IMG]
I'm sorry for using PNGs, I didn't think of correcting my mistake.
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