Empires and Revolutions Modern World RP Eli Edition - Games

I took 2 - 3 years of French. I know what I'm talking about. Also, see [url=http://pollyvousfrancais.blogspot.com/2009/07/vive-not-viva-la-france.html]this[/url] & [url=http://french.about.com/od/vocabulary/a/vive-la-france.htm]this[/url]

Both or incorrect. Vive La France means Glory to France/Hooray for France, Viva would be a incorrect substitution (Due to what it would be in Spanish says the Frenchman), depending on how specific you want to be. But both are associated with the same thing. Doesn't mean toilet paper, or anything really. [editline]19th March 2013[/editline] [QUOTE=kamikaze470;39976414]Nope! Vive is proper. The expression Viva is either deprived from Italian or Spanish, and is thus not viewed as being a francophone word in the first place.[/QUOTE] ye [editline]19th March 2013[/editline] [QUOTE=Salricci;39976436]Thanks do yuo know of franch?[/QUOTE] yes Bounjour, you are of want baguette, no? Je vais vous donner une baguette entièrement rempli de rien d'autre que des clous. J'espère que vous apprécierez, je vous remerciev.

[QUOTE=Sobotnik;39975506]Algerian war. 7 years war. War of the Spanish Succession. [img]http://i.qkme.me/3qyxli.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] FRANCE MAKES A COMEBACK! The Crimean war Norse invasions, 841-911. War of Austrian succession War of the second Coalition War of the third Coalition War of the fourth Coalition War of the fifth Coalition Second Opium War [IMG]http://www.oceansbridge.com/paintings/artists/h/hals_frans/oil-big/the_laughing_cavalier_1624_XX_wallace_collection_london.jpg[/IMG]

[QUOTE=KriegsMar1ne;39974369]Србин миссле морати руку да зграби Босник Чаробњак стопинг магије из ливења на броду српске славе. Бог водич слава Срба да уклоне ћевап! Србин ракета је за руком истинског српског можда Мирис траже ракете наћи мирис путред босник смрди Уклоните смрде од лица српске врати србијан истинској домовини косовском коришћење славе ракете задржи снажну факс машину, када уклоните од Кебаб сандвхицх Нећу БОЈТЕ![/QUOTE] Holy shit that's awful,wonder what translator did that,even i barely understand it and i am the Serbiest of the Serbs [editline]20th March 2013[/editline] [QUOTE][IMG] http://filesmelt.com/dl/200041.png[/IMG][/QUOTE] Fixed fucktons of little inaccurracies

Thanke

[QUOTE=Eli45;39976750]Players Germany - Jayfeather1337 Russia - KriegsMar1ne | WHORE USA - Mr. Face China - Tittytangler Saudi Arabia - indiefellow | WHORE Kazakhstan - TheFishyG | WHORE France - Salricci India - Ruskie Czech Republic - Damian0358 | WHORE Serbia - Zillamaster55 | WHORE Ethiopia - IPK | WHORE WHORE = Turn sent in[/QUOTE] I'll send it in sometime today. You'll have to wait though. I've been too busy worshipping Allah today. ALLAHU AKBAR *Ululates*

[QUOTE=TittyTangler;39983229]I'll send it in sometime today. You'll have to wait though. I've been too busy worshipping Allah today. ALLAHU AKBAR *Ululates*[/QUOTE] China is now Muslim? gg Jihad zerg rush incoming

[QUOTE=KriegsMar1ne;39984152]China is now Muslim? gg Jihad zerg rush incoming[/QUOTE] I let the Chinos pick whatever religion they want. But I suggest it's Muslim. Because God only loves Muslims. [B]EDIT:[/B] YAYZ I SENT IN MY TURN I'M A WHORE NOW

Turn is 90% done and 16342 characters long. The only thing I need is Face's turn so everyone go call him a faget and to get his turn in.

I dont have steam so here shall suffice Your a fagget Face send in yur tern or git it in but by me and eri [editline]20th March 2013[/editline] So last night I decided to fix the map, I had a few drinks and the results are in: [QUOTE][IMG]http://filesmelt.com/dl/2000411.png[/IMG][/QUOTE] Dont drink guys or you'll draw spiders on madagascar [editline]20th March 2013[/editline] Thinking about it it pretty much is a correct representation of the world. [editline]20th March 2013[/editline] Fuck I made six of these maps

[QUOTE=KriegsMar1ne;39986019][img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/2000411.png[/img][/QUOTE] dem's fightin' words you motherfucker

It's okay, Russia has two tanks That's more than anybody else. Madagascar's scary tho

[QUOTE=KriegsMar1ne;39986125]It's okay, Russia has two tanks That's more than anybody else. Madagascar's scary tho[/QUOTE] [img]http://i.imgur.com/SLiA9Ko.png[/img] let's go bitchtits

[QUOTE=TheFishyG;39986170][img]http://i.imgur.com/SLiA9Ko.png[/img] let's go bitchtits[/QUOTE] Do you really want to compare military forces with Russia? Total Pop: 142,517,670 Available Manpower: 69,117,271 Fit for Service: 46,812,553 Reaching Military Age Annually: 1,354,202 Active Frontline Personnel: 1,200,000 Active Reserve Personnel: 754,000 Tanks: 2,867 Armored Fighting Vehicles: 10,720 Self-Propelled Guns: 2,646 Towed Artillery Pieces: 2,155 Rocket Projectors (MLRS): 1,421 Portable Mortar Systems: 8,600 Portable AT Weapons: 24,000 Logistical Vehicles: 112,000 Total Aircraft: 4,274 Helicopters: 1,426 Aircraft Carriers: 1 Frigates: 5 Destroyers: 18 Corvettes: 72 Submarines: 58 Coastal Craft: 60 Mine Warfare: 34 Amphibious Assault: 22 Oil Production: 10,229,000 bbl/day Oil Consumption: 2,725,000 bb/day Proven Oil Reserves: 60,000,000,000 bbl/day What the fuck you got.

Children calm down.

[QUOTE=KriegsMar1ne;39986384]Do you really want to compare military forces with Russia? Total Pop: 142,517,670 Available Manpower: 69,117,271 Fit for Service: 46,812,553 Reaching Military Age Annually: 1,354,202 Active Frontline Personnel: 1,200,000 Active Reserve Personnel: 754,000 Tanks: 2,867 Armored Fighting Vehicles: 10,720 Self-Propelled Guns: 2,646 Towed Artillery Pieces: 2,155 Rocket Projectors (MLRS): 1,421 Portable Mortar Systems: 8,600 Portable AT Weapons: 24,000 Logistical Vehicles: 112,000 Total Aircraft: 4,274 Helicopters: 1,426 Aircraft Carriers: 1 Frigates: 5 Destroyers: 18 Corvettes: 72 Submarines: 58 Coastal Craft: 60 Mine Warfare: 34 Amphibious Assault: 22 Oil Production: 10,229,000 bbl/day Oil Consumption: 2,725,000 bb/day Proven Oil Reserves: 60,000,000,000 bbl/day What the fuck you got.[/QUOTE] [img]http://i.imgur.com/ttKqJ2m.png[/img]

Saudi Arabia and Co. obviously has the best military. [IMG]http://tribal-fitness.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/Twin-Towers-on-9-11.jpg[/IMG] Anyone else destroyed any buildings lately?

I mean...I don't know about you all but I'd say the good ole US of A has a pretty decent sized military... Also, turn sent.

[QUOTE=Mr. Face;39986480]I mean...I don't know about you all but I'd say the good ole US of A has a pretty decent sized military... Also, turn sent.[/QUOTE] [img]http://i.imgur.com/ttKqJ2m.png[/img]

[B]Turn 1. Year 2000 send next turns as turn 2[/B] [t]http://filesmelt.com/dl/2000Turn1.png[/t] [B]World Events[/B] - The world celebrates the beginning of a new millenium. - The playstation 2 is released by Sony. - Vladimir Putin is elected as the president of Russia. - George W. Bush is elected as the president of the USA. - Sydney hosts the Summer Olympic games. [B]Wars and Conflicts[/B] [B]- Second Chechen War (1999-2000)[/B] Russian Federation / Chechen Republic Casualties : Russia - 6,233 / Chechen Republic - 19,299 - Russia attacks the Chechens and regains control of the area. - A commercial jet from Georgia is nearly shot down due to Russia’s no-fly zone. [B]- Eritrean-Ethiopian War (1998-2000)[/B] Eritrea / Ethiopia Casualties : Eritrea - Estimated 20,000 / Ethiopia - Estimated 34,000 - The war comes to an end with an Ethiopian military victory over the Eritreans and the installation of a TSZ along the border. [B]Serbia - Zillamaster55[/B] [IMG]http://i794.photobucket.com/albums/yy221/Goji-man/Serbflag_zps8dba8b79.png[/IMG] - The AK-101 is adopted as the service rifle of the Serbian armed forces and begins production. - The Serbian military is reconstructed. Old officers who have shown they are not skilled enough to lead are replaced with newer and more promising officers. - The Serbian military holds a parade in Belgrade where the residents attend and others from the surrounding are invited. This raises morale for those in support of the military. - Serbia cuts off all ties to Bosnia-Herzegovina. Tensions begin rising in the Balkans between Serbia and Bosnia. - Serbia opens its arms to Chinese arms companies. Companies begin to sell equipment to Serbia however no official support from the Chinese government has been given. They also allow China and France to station troops within their borders. - The Serbian president Slobodan Milošević steps down from office and is replaced by a more democratic president Vojislav Koštunica who changes very unliked policies. Riots begin to cease against the socialist party however some groups still dislike the government. - Anti-Bosnian graffiti is found scrawled on the walls of Serbian cities. Many of the citizens disregard this however some of them take it more seriously and begin to dislike people of each of the two nations. - Taxes are raised slightly on the lower and middle class, this angers them slightly however not enough to start a revolt over. Taxes on the rich however are raised significantly, many of them have the money to support themselves still but begin to dislike the government quite a bit. - An arms trade begins in Serbia and they begin selling unused weapons to surrounding nations who are willing to buy from them. Amongst these nations are Albania and Bulgaria. - An alliance is formed with France and an alliance offer is sent to China who also accepts. [B]Ethiopia - IPK[/B] [IMG]http://filesmelt.com/dl/flag221.png[/IMG] - The military is put onto high alert after the war with Eritrea ends and are placed along the border. - Peace is made with Eritrea. - The government avoids spending on multiple things in order to avoid debt. - Small reforms begin on problems in the government and other social issues. (Be more specific please, I don't know what to do when you just put in "small reforms") [B]Saudi Arabia - Indiefellow[/B] [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/5Vexmht.png[/IMG] - The government funds the construction of a bootcamp used for training and basing of the military outside of the capital. - Constructions begin of fortifications around every inch of every border the nation has. Explosives are planted on critical points of the nation such as bridges. Out of fear of a possible attack on these explosives they are heavily guarded by soldiers. The surrounding countries begin worrying about Saudi Arabia's plans and the citizens are worried about the explosives on the bridges as a possible target to those looking to disrupt the government. - The king removes many of the current officers and generals from power and replaces them with fresh generals who haven't gotten their chances. This angers the former generals who join groups who hope to regain power and remove the current king. They look at the new explosives planted as possible targets if they decide to revolt. - A bill is signed that allows countries from everywhere to tap into Saudi Arabia's oil reserves without limitations. Countries in need of oil scramble to the reserves. Private companies from the United States populate the fields of Saudi Arabia and the oceans with oil rigs. - Saudi Arabia declares intent of never using nuclear weapons in the world. - Saudi Arabia reaches out to other Arab nations in trade agreements however many of them disagree to the signing due to their militarisation of the border. - A law is passed requiring all men 18-21 to serve in the military or pursue higher education. - Taxes are raised slightly on the upper class to fund a high speed railway to connect all the major cities in the country. Once finished this railway is expected to greatly decrease travel times for citizens in the country as well as increase the speed that military units can be deployed to major cities in the event the railway should be used to transport troops. [B]Russia - KriegsMar1ne[/B] [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/sl9xgw5.png[/IMG] - Research begins on a newer, more advanced, and stealthy nuclear submarine. - Research continues on the AK-12 assault rifle. It is not expected to be done until at the least 2010. - Russia ups its training of the armed forces, increasing the intensity of the training and times in hopes of making soldiers prepared for all situations and ready for any modern combat. - Russia offers a co-ownership or sponsorship to Bohemia Interactive, Bohemia accepts the sponsorship and offers to add Russian maps and troops to their current and future simulators. - Relations are improved with Syria, Kazakhstan, Iran, and Belarus. - Diplomats present the North-Eastern Euro pact to Belarus and Kazakhstan in which the nations work closely together to help each other with issues. Belarus and Kazakhstan accept to help Russia however they threaten to leave if Russia attempts to make any chance at annexing them into their country. - Research of cloning animals begins in attempts of making it faster and more efficient. Those against cloning speak out against the Russian government's attempts at it but it is generally uncared for by the public. - The government begins weeding out scandals and unhealthy food in the food industry, this leads to the food industry producing healthier food than before however it will require some more effort before it is up to standards. - Russia begins production of nuclear power, wind, hydro, and solar power. They begin phasing out current means of power and begin replacing them with these new methods. - A new branch of the GRU under the control of the president himself start weeding out corruption in the Russian government. Those found guilty are put into a federal prison for a minimum of 20 years. The large sentence time scares many of the officials into attempting to be less corrupt and also the removal of many officials occurs. The investigation is fairly successful at weeding them out. Officials are rearranged as corrupt ones are found. - Pro-putin, Russian Federation, pro-military, and anti-EU immigration propaganda is put into the media and taught in schools. This works on naive children in their early years and those who get their news from sources inside the Russian Federation. However those who use sources from abroad the world are largely unaffected by it. - The Russian school-system is completely rearranged and re-evaluated. More funding is given to schools and a much more challenging course is mandated by the Russian government along with the schools being forced to teach the Russian propaganda. - Russian courts are evaluated and systems are created to weed out Judicial disqualifications and incompetent judges in order to make the system more fair. Benefits are set up to those who have been wrongly accused and sentenced in faulty court cases. These attempts are largely successful. - Russia establishes a no-fly zone above the Chechen area which nearly shoots down a Georgian commercial jet who just barely turned away from the entrance of the no-fly zone. - Russia launches an offensive campaign against the Chechen Republic with large artillery and aerial bombardments occurring against rebel positions. - Russian armour divisions act as a spearhead into the area however are largely ineffective due to the mountainous area. Russian infantry follows these armour into the Chechen area however once the ineffectiveness of the armour is shown the infantry goes ahead of the tanks in order to speed up the invasion. - Russian paratroopers drop into the largely mountainous regions and secure the area, upon securing the area artillery is dropped into the area via transport planes and the artillery fires upon the fortified Chechen positions. - Spetsnaz arrive on location in order to ambush Chechen positions and controls. These Spetsnaz are largely effective against the untrained rebel forces. - Within the year Chechen forces are encircled and crushed by the Russian military. After the first failure of an invasion with the use of tanks as a spearhead the infantry of the Russian army surged forth into the area attaining a ratio of 3 dead Chechens for every Russian soldier. Soon after the end of conflicts the area is reinstated under the Russian government. [B]Kazakhstan - TheFishyG[/B] [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/gbMjlZj.png[/IMG] (Your custom flag didn't work, its a broken image) - A massive restructuring of the military occurs in which entire armies command structures are reorganised and the government begins purging corruption inside of the military. - The government begins research on a new handgun for the soldiers of the military which aims to hit harder, shoot faster, and has to be made cheaply. The pistol is to be based off the current Makarov PM. The pistol is re-modified to use a larger charge and bullet in order to increase the force. This increased the cost however not by much. Work is continued on the pistol in attempts to find a way to decrease the pricing. - Stricter training occurs of the military which pushes troops to the extreme. It focuses on extreme resourcefulness and accuracy. - Emphasis is placed on mining and drilling for oil and other natural minerals. - Taxes on imports are increased slightly. - Taxes on the upper class are slightly increased in order to help fund the government. - Kazakhstan releases a statement supporting a unified central asia that supports the different cultures of the area. - Infrastructure is improved across the country and jobs are opened up in order to make these improvements. Many jobless citizens flock to help. - The government gives pensions to those citizens who go into agriculture. The government supplies them with money and land. - The government begins a project known as the “Corruption and Bias Initiative” which aims to root through the upper levels of government and destroy corruption. This initiative comes are moderate success. [B]Czech Republic - Damian[/B] [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/wPYWCHP.png[/IMG] - The army is put into constant training as to be experienced and ready at all times. This makes some soldiers resent being in the military seeing as they will be training under very tough conditions at all times. - A new break action compact rocket launcher is designed called the Mk. 1 RPEC-L based upon the M79 grenade launcher. It is to come with a specialised rocket called the CZC-583 and it is only to be used in extreme situations. - Supplies are sold to surrounding countries. - Turkey, rabbit, sheep, and horses are bred and killed in order to make their meat more common. The population develops a liking to these meats. - Ukraine, Austria, and Belarus are asked if they would like to join in an alliance with the Czech Republic. All decline except for the Ukraine. - The Czech Republic officially announces its intent of secularization and states that it has no official religion. - Taxes upon the rich are raised while taxes amongst the poor are lowered. The poor rejoice at this and the rich really don’t care. - The Czech Republic starts researching a cure for Human Colitis. They find that Aminosalicylates can help to remove the infection. - A new social site called "SociálníSlovan" (in English, SocialSlav) is created, and it aims to appeal to all Slavic groups. - The government begins to promote Pan-Slavism. Many citizens of the population begin to warm up to the idea of it. - Many Slavic languages begin to be accepted, including Slovianski and Slovio. - These new languages are taught in schools. Many students feel much pressure with having to learn all these new languages. [B] China - TittyTangler[/B] [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/KiDwF87.png[/IMG] - China enters an alliance with Serbia. - China builds 25 Fahd 280-30 which are the cheapest APC’s in China’s arsenal. They cost nearly 6,356,150 USD together for a unit price of 254,256 USD per APC. - These APCs after completion are sent to Serbia. - The leader of the communist party of China attempts to train 10 pandas to be his personal servants and guards by repeatedly showing them a spongebob video. The pandas watch the video 24/7 day and night, over the course of the year the holders of the pandas repeatedly find dead pandas in their cage due to involuntary suicide. - China hosts a large celebration of the new millenium in Beijing. Many Chinese show up for the event. [B]India - Ruskie[/B] [IMG]https://dl.dropbox.com/u/109107273/Flag_of_India.svg.png[/IMG] - India’s paramilitary force is disbanded in order to save money. - Money from the paramilitary force is put into other branches of the military. - The various Indian special forces branches combine into one entity in order for easier command. - The Indian military spending is raised from 48.9Bn to 90Bn - A special focus is put onto the Indian special forces and their training, equipment. etc. The special forces improve gradually over the year due to intense training and supplying them with the latest equipment. - India also begins to grasp the element of Electronic and Information warfare. A special focus is put on the two. - India begins constructing transportation and civilian infrastructure. Schools, hospitals etc are built over India and work begins on improving the roads and railways of India. Small numbers of airports open. - Diplomats are sent to Bangladesh, Sri Lanka, and Burma. India’s relation with these nations improve. - Internal Affairs is given a higher budget in India in order to deal with the corruption of the Indian government. [B]Fifth French Republic - Salricci[/B] [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/tgvqEKQ.png[/IMG] - France begins increasing training times and intensity significantly in order to match a possible threat from other nations. They also use advanced war simulators to help with troop experience and to prepare them for any situation. - In attempts to increase the armor of the French Leclerc tank the French turn to Chobham armour. They hope to replace their tanks regular composite armour with the more advanced Chobham armour. - Money is spent on French special forces and counter-terrorism units. They are equipped with the best equipment France can offer and are sent to have the best possible training. - France allies with Serbia and sends French troops to Serbian soil to train with them. - Money from the French government is sent to assist the researchers in the Czech Republic with finding a cure to Human Colitis. [B]United States of America - Mr. Face[/B] [img][/img] -(You aren’t in afghanistan yet this was meant to be an intro turn. It’s only the year 2000.) - The funding for the M1A1s production is decreased seeing as there are loads just sitting around - The US tells Northrop-Grumman to step it up or else they face cuts to their budget. The company steps it up on the F-22 and attempts to iron out its bugs. - The US tells Iran and North Korea to calm themselves. North Korea threatens the US with “final destruction.” - A bill is passed that condenses the tax system which closes loopholes and makes it cheaper to run for both the people and the government. It also simplifies it so the common man can easily understand it. - Hemp be legalllllllll. - Assault weapons are made more difficult to attain however they aren’t outright illegal. [B]Major Alliances and Unions[/B] [I]NATO[/I] [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/egQaZxx.png[/IMG] Belgium - Canada - Denmark - France - Iceland - Italy - Luxembourg - Netherlands - Norway - Portugal - United Kingdom - United States - Greece - Turkey - Germany - Spain - Czech Republic - Hungary - Poland [I]European Union[/I] [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/zNm8S0R.png[/IMG] Belgium - Austria - Denmark - Finland - France - Germany - Greece - Ireland - Italy - Luxembourg - Netherlands - Portugal - Spain - Sweden - United Kingdom - Aims to implement Euro by 2003. [I]United Nations[/I] [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/GZJWYXp.png[/IMG] All nations except for Western Sahara [B]Minor Alliances[/B] [I]Visegrad Group[/I] Poland - Czech Republic - Hungary - Slovakia [I]Franco-Serbian Alliance[/I] France - Serbia [I]Sino-Serbian Alliance[/I] China - Serbia

Can I join?

[QUOTE=indiefellow;39986459]Saudi Arabia and Co. obviously has the best military. [IMG]http://tribal-fitness.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/Twin-Towers-on-9-11.jpg[/IMG] Anyone else destroyed any buildings lately?[/QUOTE] Not lately Although I am responsible for this: (Berlin) [IMG]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/e/e0/Berlin-1945.jpg[/IMG] And this: (Grozny, Chechnya) [IMG]http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/45603000/jpg/_45603333_-7.jpg[/IMG]

also. dat china flag

Shit, I thought we were starting in 2013. Oh well. A few clarifications then. In 2000 Northrop-Grumman was developing the F-22. You can just replace F-35 with F-22 as that was also a bit troublesome of an aircraft. The M1A3 wasn't being created yet and the M1A2 was just beginning to be produced.

- Russia offers a co-ownership or sponsorship to Bohemia Interactive, Bohemia accepts the sponsorship and offers to add Russian maps and troops to their current and future simulators. I OWN ARMA NOW FAGGOTS YOU GET NONE - The US tells Iran and North Korea to calm themselves. North Korea threatens the US with “final destruction.” My predictions for next turn are the exact same. [editline]20th March 2013[/editline] I gotta ask though. Why Kazakhstan? The only good thing out of there is Borat jokes. [editline]20th March 2013[/editline] [video=youtube;CvZxVubqERk]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CvZxVubqERk[/video]

[QUOTE=Mr. Face;39986832]Shit, I thought we were starting in 2013. Oh well. A few clarifications then. In 2000 Northrop-Grumman was developing the F-22. You can just replace F-35 with F-22 as that was also a bit troublesome of an aircraft. The M1A3 wasn't being created yet and the M1A2 was just beginning to be produced.[/QUOTE] Fixed the stuff.

[QUOTE=KriegsMar1ne;39986920] I gotta ask though. Why Kazakhstan? The only good thing out of there is Borat jokes.[/QUOTE] I dream a dream of a united Central Asia, an economic and cultural powerhouse, made by the unity of the Turkic groups. In other news, the Kazakhstan Government issued this statement to the world today: "shit niggazzz I don't trust these mothafuckas"

[QUOTE=TheFishyG;39986979]I dream a dream of a [B]united Central Asia[/B], an economic and cultural powerhouse, made by the unity of the Turkic groups. In other news, the Kazakhstan Government issued this statement to the world today: "shit niggazzz I don't trust these mothafuckas"[/QUOTE] That involves Russia Russia doesn't want that.

[QUOTE=KriegsMar1ne;39987007]That involves Russia Russia doesn't want that.[/QUOTE] [img]http://i.imgur.com/vEdPqES.png[/img] nabro