SCP Minecraft thread - Who keeps putting sugar cane in my office?! - Games

It seems as if all three servers are down for me, or is my minecraft bugged? [editline]20th October 2011[/editline] Oh no, im just blind to the fourth. :downs:

Today, SCP-343-ICE or "God" was taken into the foundation, and Mechanical Waffle's Office was found covered in snow and ice, with a snowman in it. [URL="http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-050"]SCP-050[/URL] was soon after found in SCP-173's containment, it is unknown how it managed this, further research is underway.

[QUOTE=Icebrigade;32885245]Today, SCP-343-ICE or "God" was taken into the foundation, and Mechanical Waffle's Office was found covered in snow and ice, with a snowman in it. [URL="http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-050"]SCP-050[/URL] was soon after found in SCP-173's containment, it is unknown how it managed this, further research is underway.[/QUOTE] Also i invented D-Class golf.

[b]Capture Report 1-343-20/11/11 SCP Involved: SCP-343 Date: October 20, 2011 Location: Archipelago North[/b] [i]Report prepared by Agent Pellaes following successful containment of SCP-343.[/i] - 1900 Hours: Agent Pellaes recieves briefing from 05-Maulbane, is issued 1 Security Suit (1x Leather Cap, 1x Leather Tunic, 1x Leather Pants, 1x Leather Boots), 1x Bow, 1x Diamond Sword, and 64x Arrows. Agent expresses concerns over hunger, is issued 64x Steak. - 1903 Hours: Agent Pellaes sidetracked, stares at adjacent wall for 14 minutes. Operation temporarily haulted. - 1927 Hours: Agent returns, repeatedly requests boat. Request is not met, so Agent breaks protocol, exits Site ██, and procedes to fashion a nearby tree into crude boat. Note: At some point between 1900 and 1927 hours, Agent obtains ██ cookies from Site ██ stores through unknown means. - 1930 Hours: Agent completes sweep of Southern Archipelago, SCP-343 not located. - 1932 Hours: Agent encounters red colored flower, apparently been placed upon a dirt pedestal which stretches to the seafloor. Agent obtains sample of flower and pedestal for testing. - 1933 Hours: Agent encounters eight further pedestals which appear to form a line towards the Northern Archipelago. - 1935 Hours: Agent arrives at southernmost island of Archipelago. Due to mishandling of boat, Agent lands roughly and boat splinters, leaving 3x Wooden Planks and 2x Sticks. Agent is effectively shipwrecked. - 1937 Hours: Agent approaches bizzare structure on island. Structure appears to have once housed a Foundation researcher. - 1939 Hours: SCP-343 located inside structure, along with Dr. Finbe and a "replica" of SCP-173. - 1941 Hours: SCP-343 demonstrates extensive knowledge of the Foundation, and expresses desire for containment. Agent Pellaes hands SCP-343 all ██ cookies. SCP-343 consumes cookies, then levitates and begins spewing Diamonds and Ender Pearls from all orifices. Note: All Diamonds and Ender Pearls have been confiscated pending further review. - 1943 Hours: SCP-343 produces Boat requested by Agent Pellaes, and transforms a large portion of the island into Netherrack. Omniscience and Omnipotence now fully confirmed. - 1945 Hours: During trip back to Site ██, "replica" SCP-173 activates, attacking Agent Pellaes and severely scarring his [DATA EXPUNGED], and tearing off his [REDACTED]. SCP-343 intervenes, and though Agent is seriously wounded, full recovery is expected. Security Suit completely destroyed, [Data Expunged] arrows fired by Agent at SCP-173 to no noticable effect. SCP-173 observed hovering, travelling at high speeds in pursuit of Agent, attacking while observed, and producing a sword of diamond-like material with which to duel SCP-343. - 1950 Hours: Duel between SCPs 343 and 173 ends with no conclusive result. Neither SCP appears injured, but SCP-173 ceases hostilities. Dr. Finbe takes charge of SCP-343. Agent Pellaes sent to infirmary for recovery and emergency surgery. [i]"In light of newly observed behavior by SCP-173, upgrade to Keter class requested." - Dr. Finbe "Neck snapping I can stand. Physical removal of a man's [REDACTED] is too much to bear. Upgrade authorized." - 05-Maulbane[/i] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [i]"A [REDACTED] donor for Agent Pellaes has been found. Alert an 05 if asked to donate your [REDACTED] by Agent Pellaes, no matter how heartfelt his plea may be. He already has one, he does not need another, and this is not 'the opportunity of a lifetime'." - Dr. Ratherman [/i] [editline]21st October 2011[/editline] I realize how completely against the natures of 343 and 173 that was, but I'm just documenting what happened.

[QUOTE=Icebrigade;32885245]Today, SCP-343-ICE or "God" was taken into the foundation, and Mechanical Waffle's Office was found covered in snow and ice, with a snowman in it. [URL="http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-050"]SCP-050[/URL] was soon after found in SCP-173's containment, it is unknown how it managed this, further research is underway.[/QUOTE] Actually, since we're gonna be marking them by order in which they were contained kinda like the wiki, 343 is now 002! [QUOTE=Blanketspace;32886793]Capture Report 1-343-20/11/11 SCP Involved: SCP-343 Date: October 20, 2011 Location: Archipelago North Report prepared by Agent Pellaes following successful containment of SCP-343. - 1900 Hours: Agent Pellaes recieves briefing from 05-Maulbane, is issued 1 Security Suit (1x Leather Cap, 1x Leather Tunic, 1x Leather Pants, 1x Leather Boots), 1x Bow, 1x Diamond Sword, and 64x Arrows. Agent expresses concerns over hunger, is issued 64x Steak. - 1903 Hours: Agent Pellaes sidetracked, stares at adjacent wall for 14 minutes. Operation temporarily haulted. - 1927 Hours: Agent returns, repeatedly requests boat. Request is not met, so Agent breaks protocol, exits Site ██, and procedes to fashion a nearby tree into crude boat. Note: At some point between 1900 and 1927 hours, Agent obtains ██ cookies from Site ██ stores through unknown means. - 1930 Hours: Agent completes sweep of Southern Archipelago, SCP-343 not located. - 1932 Hours: Agent encounters red colored flower, apparently been placed upon a dirt pedestal which stretches to the seafloor. Agent obtains sample of flower and pedestal for testing. - 1933 Hours: Agent encounters eight further pedestals which appear to form a line towards the Northern Archipelago. - 1935 Hours: Agent arrives at southernmost island of Archipelago. Due to mishandling of boat, Agent lands roughly and boat splinters, leaving 3x Wooden Planks and 2x Sticks. Agent is effectively shipwrecked. - 1937 Hours: Agent approaches bizzare structure on island. Structure appears to have once housed a Foundation researcher. - 1939 Hours: SCP-343 located inside structure, along with Dr. Finbe and a "replica" of SCP-173. - 1941 Hours: SCP-343 demonstrates extensive knowledge of the Foundation, and expresses desire for containment. Agent Pellaes hands SCP-343 all ██ cookies. SCP-343 consumes cookies, then levitates and begins spewing Diamonds and Ender Pearls from all orifices. Note: All Diamonds and Ender Pearls have been confiscated pending further review. - 1943 Hours: SCP-343 produces Boat requested by Agent Pellaes, and transforms a large portion of the island into Netherrack. Omniscience and Omnipotence now fully confirmed. - 1945 Hours: During trip back to Site ██, "replica" SCP-173 activates, attacking Agent Pellaes and severely scarring his [DATA EXPUNGED], and tearing off his [REDACTED]. SCP-343 intervenes, and though Agent is seriously wounded, full recovery is expected. Security Suit completely destroyed, [Data Expunged] arrows fired by Agent at SCP-173 to no noticable effect. SCP-173 observed hovering, travelling at high speeds in pursuit of Agent, attacking while observed, and producing a sword of diamond-like material with which to duel SCP-343. - 1950 Hours: Duel between SCPs 343 and 173 ends with no conclusive result. Neither SCP appears injured, but SCP-173 ceases hostilities. Dr. Finbe takes charge of SCP-343. Agent Pellaes sent to infirmary for recovery and emergency surgery. "In light of newly observed behavior by SCP-173, upgrade to Keter class requested." - Dr. Finbe "Neck snapping I can stand. Physical removal of a man's [REDACTED] is too much to bear. Upgrade authorized." - 05-Maulbane ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "A [REDACTED] donor for Agent Pellaes has been found. Alert an 05 if asked to donate your [REDACTED] by Agent Pellaes, no matter how heartfelt his plea may be. He already has one, he does not need another, and this is not 'the opportunity of a lifetime'." - Dr. Ratherman [editline]21st October 2011[/editline] I realize how completely against the natures of 343 and 173 that was, but I'm just documenting what happened.[/QUOTE] Congrats Pellaes, awesome first capture report. Hopefully people follow this kind of example if they're going to be writing official reports.

Well, you got your[sp] [/sp] ripped off, poor pellaes. [editline]21st October 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=cpt.armadillo;32887994]Well, you got your[sp] .spoiler. [/sp] ripped off, poor pellaes.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=cpt.armadillo;32887994]Well, you got your[sp] [/sp] ripped off, poor pellaes. [editline]21st October 2011[/editline][/QUOTE] They are unicode characters. Copy and paste this: █

In my office I have around 6-7 secrets all hidden with redstone circuits, all working perfectly- I do this shit when I'm bored. When am I ever gonna get some fucking work?

[QUOTE=Zakkin;32889090]In my office I have around 6-7 secrets all hidden with redstone circuits, all working perfectly- I do this shit when I'm bored. When am I ever gonna get some fucking work?[/QUOTE] Sorry, trust me, I'm setting up a system for Doctors too to make testing and maintenance on SCPs a more structured thing, and we're beginning to get a stream of SCPs in now, so hopefully everything should pick up in this and the next weeks.

I can't seem to connect with any of the three servers... mhhmhm I did send my IGN to Jak

[QUOTE=Goldb207;32889547]I can't seem to connect with any of the three servers... mhhmhm I did send my IGN to Jak[/QUOTE] I'm annoyed that the OP's just run off so that nobody can see the real dedicated server we have now. IP: 31.170.106.102

[QUOTE=CheeseMan;32889673]I'm annoyed that the OP's just run off so that nobody can see the real dedicated server we have now. IP: 31.170.106.102[/QUOTE] Include the dynmap with that and we'll be set. Also, apparently the village roads inadvertently formed swastikas.

Dont know about you guys, but would It be okay if I switched between 173 and the Head Geneticist? Gets kinda boring when nothings happening 173-wise.

[QUOTE=dvc;32896264]Dont know about you guys, but would It be okay if I switched between 173 and the Head Geneticist? Gets kinda boring when nothings happening 173-wise.[/QUOTE] Sure.

What version of Minecraft is the SCP server running? I tried to connect but got an 'out of date server' error. I don't wanna downgrade Minecraft to play

[QUOTE=Ven Kaeo;32898212]What version of Minecraft is the SCP server running? I tried to connect but got an 'out of date server' error. I don't wanna downgrade Minecraft to play[/QUOTE] 1.8.1, so you must be on a prerelease.

Yeah 1.9.3

My emergency gaybar entrance is almost complete.

Pellaes made a gaybar! ok, it seems every site needs one, because that seems to be why the 50's site got abandoned.

[QUOTE=cpt.armadillo;32898598]Pellaes made a gaybar! ok, it seems every site needs one, because that seems to be why the 50's site got abandoned.[/QUOTE] I didn't make the Gaybar, I just made an emergency entrance to it.

What the hell, I sent MajorMattem a PM yesterday, the OP's not updated and his last activity was 2 hours ago.

Lex - please get aome anti geifing tools installed - someone blew up my town with fucking tnt im really fucking mad and if i find out who didi it - perma ban

[QUOTE=ineedateam1;32900704]Lex - please get some anti greifing tools installed - someone blew up my town with fucking TNT I am really fucking mad and if i find out who did it - perma ban[/QUOTE] We should probably install a few addons such as: Bookworm for bookshelfs being useful ( You are able to write in bookshelfs making possible SCP documents) And for security either Logblock Or Big Brother.

NecroBiologist, the capture of 173's been reallocated to Pellaes and you've been set to Site Director of Site-04. This gives you Level 4 priviliges as well.

The Gay-O-Vator (Emergency Entrance to the Gay Bar from my office), for all those times when I urgently need to enter the Gay Bar and can't be arsed to walk one door down, is complete. And it is glorious.

Hey, cheese, what's your MC name?

[b]Capture Report 2-173-20/██/11 SCPs Involved: SCP-173, SCP-004 Date: ███████ 20, 2011 Location: [REDACTED] Village [/b] [i]Report prepared by Agent Pellaes following successful capture and re-containment of SCP-173[/i] [i]Report [EXPUNGED] by [05-3][/i] -1800 Hours: Agent Pellaes recieves briefing from 05-██. Issued one Boat, and given choice of equipment from the Armory. Agent requests use of personal items. Request granted. -1805 Hours: Agent exits Site ██ with 1x Map, 1x Diamond Sword, 1x Bow, and 64x Arrows requisitoned from Site Armory. Agent is also carrying 3x TNT, 25x Obsidian Blocks, and 2x Lever. -1815 Hours: Agent arrives at [REDACTED] Village, contacts Agent [EXPUNGED]. Agent [EXPUNGED] is in the process of locating SCP-███. Both Agents search the Village. -1817 Hours: Agent Pellaes locates SCP-███ in an abandoned [EXPUNGED]. -1820 Hours: Agent Pellaes recieves distress signal from Agent [EXPUNGED]. Agent [EXPUNGED] is in contact with SCP-173. -1822 Hours: Agent Pellaes arrives at location, encapsulates SCP-173 on three sides with Obsidian Blocks. Complete encapsulation impossible due to a small shack. Agent [EXPUNGED] is located inside the shack, staring at SCP-173 through a window. SCP-173 is pressed up against window. -1825 Hours: Partial encapsulation complete, Agent Pellaes enters the shack. Agent Pellaes informs Agent [EXPUNGED] that he is equipped for the mission, and that Agent [EXPUNGED] should "Stand aside". Agent Pellaes procedes to break window seperating him from SCP-173, replace it with a block of TNT, secure TNT with Obsidian Block, and then detonate TNT with lever. -18██ Hours: Agent Pellaes sprints out of shack. Explosion is mostly contained by the Obsidian enclosure, however shack sustains minor structural damage. SCP-173 appears unharmed, attempts to escape by burrowing. -1830 Hours: Agent Pellaes closes with SCP-173 and incapacitates it using his sword. Agent was observed to say "Suck my transplanted [REDACTED]" to the incapacitated SCP. ----------------------------------------------------------- [i]"SCP-173 was able to withstand a close range high-explosive detonation while stationary, but Agent Pellaes incapacitated it using nothing more than a sword while it was moving. Perhaps SCP-173's properties depend on its state of motion." - Dr.Crom[/i]

[QUOTE=Zakkin;32903399]Hey, cheese, what's your MC name?[/QUOTE] Maulbane

[IMG]http://i719.photobucket.com/albums/ww195/E-Squid/2011-10-22_184222.png[/IMG] The chicken creator machine malfunctioned. There was a total of 500 chickens, apparently.

[img_thumb]http://imageflock.com/img/1319329159.png[/img_thumb] Oh fuck oh fuck we're fucked so fucking fuckfucked