SCP Minecraft thread - Who keeps putting sugar cane in my office?! - Games

We had an incident today: [release][b]Incident Report SCP-007-20██-1 SCP Involved: SCP-007 Location: ██████████ Containment [/b] [i]Report prepared by Command Agent Pellaes following treatment of 05-Mokka and recontainment of all incidences of SCP-007-1. [/i] 1412 Hours: 05-Mokka and Agent Nabby enter ██████████ Containment to perform tests. 05-Mokka assigns Command Agent Pellaes to supervise tests. 1414 Hours: 05-Mokka and Agent Nabby enter Blast Suppression Chamber. SCP-007 activates, spawning one instance of SCP-007-1. 05-Mokka and Agent Nabby step back from Secondary Containment Pit. SCP-007-1 detonates. SCP-007 damaged. Explosion contained by Blast Suppression Chamber. 1415 Hours: SCP-007's secondary effect occurs, and SCP-007 re-activates, spawning [DATA EXPUNGED] instances of SCP-007-1. Containment is breached before Command Agent can activate Emegency Procedure 007-Kappa. All instances of SCP-007 detonate simultaneously, damaging outer containment and incapacitating all personel. 1417 Hours: Agent Nabby regains consciousness, discovers that 05-Mokka's [REDACTED] has removed by the explosion. Agent rushes 05-Mokka to the Medical Bay. 1420 Hours: Command Agent regains consciousness, notices that his [REDACTED] has been severed from his body. Command Agent sews [REDACTED] back in place with [DATA EXPUNGED] and ██████ Hair. 1425 Hours: Command Agent recieves Agent Nabby's request for medical assistance. No doctors are currently in the facility, so Command Agent relies on own ███████████████ knowledge. 1427 Hours: Command Agent lights Medical Bay on fire attempting to cauterize 05-Mokka's [REDACTED]. Command Agent advises 05-Mokka to "Stick the stump in the fire!". 1428 Hours: 05-Mokka's [REDACTED] catches fire. 05 performs proper "Stop. █████. Roll." procedure, fire extinguished. 05's [REDACTED] has mysteriously been reattatched. 1430 Hours: Agent Nabby recontains SCP-007, initiates Emegency Procedure 007-Kappa without incident. 05-Mokka sent to Psych Ward after claiming that a piston was "A Panel, the planks of the future", referring to Foundation staff as "Bean ████████" and demanding to be taken to the "█████████ Department".[/release]

Everyone take note. 002s chamber cleaning is on sunday.

[QUOTE=Blanketspace;33019289]We had an incident today: [release][b]Incident Report SCP-007-20██-1 SCP Involved: SCP-007 Location: ██████████ Containment [/b] [i]Report prepared by Command Agent Pellaes following treatment of 05-Mokka and recontainment of all incidences of SCP-007-1. [/i] 1412 Hours: 05-Mokka and Agent Nabby enter ██████████ Containment to perform tests. 05-Mokka assigns Command Agent Pellaes to supervise tests. 1414 Hours: 05-Mokka and Agent Nabby enter Blast Suppression Chamber. SCP-007 activates, spawning one instance of SCP-007-1. 05-Mokka and Agent Nabby step back from Secondary Containment Pit. SCP-007-1 detonates. SCP-007 damaged. Explosion contained by Blast Suppression Chamber. 1415 Hours: SCP-007's secondary effect occurs, and SCP-007 re-activates, spawning [DATA EXPUNGED] instances of SCP-007-1. Containment is breached before Command Agent can activate Emegency Procedure 007-Kappa. All instances of SCP-007 detonate simultaneously, damaging outer containment and incapacitating all personel. 1417 Hours: Agent Nabby regains consciousness, discovers that 05-Mokka's [REDACTED] has removed by the explosion. Agent rushes 05-Mokka to the Medical Bay. 1420 Hours: Command Agent regains consciousness, notices that his [REDACTED] has been severed from his body. Command Agent sews [REDACTED] back in place with [DATA EXPUNGED] and ██████ Hair. 1425 Hours: Command Agent recieves Agent Nabby's request for medical assistance. No doctors are currently in the facility, so Command Agent relies on own ███████████████ knowledge. 1427 Hours: Command Agent lights Medical Bay on fire attempting to cauterize 05-Mokka's [REDACTED]. Command Agent advises 05-Mokka to "Stick the stump in the fire!". 1428 Hours: 05-Mokka's [REDACTED] catches fire. 05 performs proper "Stop. █████. Roll." procedure, fire extinguished. 05's [REDACTED] has mysteriously been reattatched. 1430 Hours: Agent Nabby recontains SCP-007, initiates Emegency Procedure 007-Kappa without incident. 05-Mokka sent to Psych Ward after claiming that a piston was "A Panel, the planks of the future", referring to Foundation staff as "Bean ████████" and demanding to be taken to the "█████████ Department".[/release][/QUOTE] That's the second time you lost your [redacted] ya know. Now mokka gets the joy of it too.

Welp, after consideration, ZenX2 has been made our command doctor! I'll discuss the particulars of the job with him when he's on.

Almost finished SCP6006 testing. [url=http://www.facepunch.com/threads/1131259?p=33012077&viewfull=1#post33012077]Previous tests[/url] [quote] Title: Effects of SCP-006 on documents ([del]Researcher[/del] [B]Dr.[/B] Val, 29 Oct 2011) SCP studied: SCP-006 Subject: Me (non-native English speaker) Informatinal note: Report was writen onsite Research entered SCP-006 containmant cell with a sheet of paper describing his office (5 sentences). I enstructed my sùlf to reàd these sentenses and tho recopy them on a nother shet off pepper. I them quit SUP6006 s'cell conteiner: th or!ignial text looking thesam but the copy wsa hardddddly to understen able COnvulclusion: DIs SCPnot seems to effect ducoments brouhtt in tTHE CONTERMENET Cell Addendum: SCP-006 seems to affect documents written onsite [/quote] EDIT: I'm looking for test subjects for testing long-term exposure with SCP-006

Y'all, there's a substantial chance this thread'll be replaced today or tomorrow. If it's closed while I'm asleep, please don't make a new thread, I've got a new OP all set up here.

Is that Mogan fellow here on Facepunch? I'm talking about the D-class guy who was requesting creative mode without justification.

[QUOTE=CheeseMan;33024070]Y'all, there's a substantial chance this thread'll be replaced today or tomorrow. If it's closed while I'm asleep, please don't make a new thread, I've got a new OP all set up here.[/QUOTE] I'm closing it now.