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Modern World RP: V3 (Spill shit on carpets, remove Kebab)

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[QUOTE=Diago21;41245881]Right.. Even though we came out on top in a dying world. Maybe you should do your research.[/QUOTE] Sorry are you talking about you tanking your economy trying to build giant fans to 'blow the radiation away' after a nuclear war?

[QUOTE=Ven Kaeo;41246025]Sorry are you talking about you tanking your economy trying to build giant fans to 'blow the radiation away' after a nuclear war?[/QUOTE] Clearly you lack a sense of humor, it was a joke and everyone knew it which is why I obviously never acted upon it.

Seriously. Stop arguing in my thread. Take it to PMs. [editline]29th June 2013[/editline] I'm gonna go for a run. I'll be back in a bit.

ARE YOU MOTHERFUCKERS READY? [t]http://filesmelt.com/dl/2001Turn2.png[/t] [b]World Events[/b] - 9/11 happens, the world is outraged and the US launches an invasion of Afghanistan which removes the government from power in less than a year and the US begins occupation of the country. - The [url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2001_Indian_Parliament_attack]2001 Indian Parliament attack[/url] occurs. - A large earthquake occurs in India measuring 7.9 on the Richter scale killing nearly 20,000 people. - The Taliban regime collapses in Afghanistan. [b]Major Wars and Conflicts[/b] [b]US War in Afghanistan and insurgency (2001-present)[/b] USA, UK, Canada, Australia, / Afghanistan, Al-Qaeda [Casualties] US : 12 UK : 0 Canada : 0 Australia : 0 / Afghanistan : No reliable estimates Al-Qaeda : No reliable estimate [Civilian Casualties] Afghanistan : 3,100 - The United States and allies launch an effective invasion of Afghanistan. Before the year is over the whole country is occupied and the islamist government has been removed from power. - Osama Bin Laden narrowly escapes from US forces and begins an insurgency against the United States. [b]Saudi Arabian Resistance[/b] Saudi Arabia - Resistance groups [Casualties] Saudi Arabia : 1,203 / Resistance groups : 3,453 [Civilian Casualties] Saudi Arabia : 2,401 [b]Saudi Arabia - Indiefellow[/b] [img]http://i.imgur.com/5Vexmht.png[/img] - The king and his advisors heavily arm the state militia in fear of an attempted coup d’etat. - The nation enters a state of instability with multiple resistance groups headed by the ex-generals and those wanting a change of power popping up. Many of these ex-generals are of the ultra conservative branch of islam called Wahhabism. These generals gain the support of fellow Wahabi citizens. - Albeit there have been small areas taken by the rebels the nation has yet to open into a full on civil war and no official government against the current government has been made. - A meeting is held with the new generals in which the king attempts to gain their allegiance. This works on some of the generals however some of them are Wahabi and go to side with the new rebellion. - The Saudi Arabian military scrambled to fight the rebels. Before the end of the year much of the rebel ground has been lost to the military however the few remaining spots of rebellion are holding on with their lives. Areas have descended into complete urban warfare and madness with the rebels heavily dug into their cities - A great measure is made to make the location of the bombs hidden however due to the open location of them a year before many are found. - The nation’s infrastructure is devastated from the targeting of bomb-sites by rebel groups. The military has a hard time delivering units to the frontlines to combat rebel troops. - Oil fields held by foreign companies begin to pull out of Saudi Arabia due to the resistance groups forming however it is too late and they are attacked by resistance groups however no government has decided whether to get involved to protect their companies yet. - The government begins openly executing ex-generals. Some are found however the ones leading the resistance groups are unable to be found. - A large military parade is held in the capital of the country. Supporters of the government are not happy seeing as they could be elsewhere fighting the rebels. - Saudi Arabia reaches out to the US for a trade agreement however there has been no response from the government. - Saudi Arabia imports military equipment from military superpowers in exchange for oil. - The government makes a public declaration that their intent of the militarization of the borders was - The king attends the Mecca wearing rags for robes and stays bowed near the Kaaba for hours gaining the respect of some muslim citizens. - The railway from Riyadh, Medina, Mecca, and Hafar Al Batin are finished. However Hafar Al Batin has been captured by a resistance group. The military makes an effort to assault the city to gain it back under control however the intense urban fighting in the city has been at a stalemate with much of the city turning against the government in fear of the ruthless rebels in charge of it. - The government reaches to other muslim countries in the middle-east in hopes for an alliance with them. Bordering countries remain wary due to the possibility of a foreign intervention in favor of either the current government or the rebels. An alliance with them however is possible after it has been found that no intervention against the current government will happen. - Many of the current rebel groups headed by citizens hope to implement a democracy. However groups headed by the ex-generals wish to implement an Oligarchy with them at the head of it. - Saudi Arabia raises tariffs on American companies and others for oil however keeps it cheaper from other sources. [b]USA - Mr. Face[/b] [img]http://i.cubeupload.com/jkNLQ0.png[/img] - An invasion of afghanistan occurs in which the US is highly successful. Before the end of the year afghanistan is completely occupied. - The president openly makes a speech of the stupidness of the Saudi Arabian king and laughs at them. This pisses off Saudi Arabia. - North Korea is told that they won’t do shit against the US by the president and it comes true, NK doesn’t do shit. - The government begins rebuilding the pentagon from the planes botched collision which is required to be finished by September 11th, 2002. - Russia in denounced for their attacks on Chechnya. [b]Czech Republic - Damian0358[/b] [img]http://i.imgur.com/wPYWCHP.png[/img] - Food, supplies, and weapons are sold to other slavic nations in order to build relations. - The government begins developing a modern recoilless mountain gun. It is expected to be done by 2003. - The government promotes the Beroun District within Central Bohemia. The area soon becomes a popular area for tourism. - An alliance is sent to France who accepts. An alliance offer is also sent to Serbia however no reply is received and Russia declines an alliance with the Czechs. - Bulgaria and Macedonia disagree to an alliance with the Czechs. Romania however agrees to the alliance. - A Pan-Slavic congress is held in Prague, discussing the ideas of Pan-Slavism, amongst that is the idea of a Slavic-Union. Most countries disagree to a union. - Same-sex marriage is legalized. - Electronic music and jazz are encouraged and soon citizens take a liking to it. Some combine it into a form of electro-jazz. - The anthem song "Hey, Slavs" starts to become more popular in the nation. Its lyrics and name are renamed to Czech ("Hej, Slované"), to allow the people to understand it. [b]France - Salricci[/b] [img]http://i.imgur.com/tgvqEKQ.png[/img] - Special forces are sent to train in Belgrade along with the Serbian forces. - The French foreign legion is stationed in Serbia and encourages serbs to join its ranks. It picks up a few more fighters while stationed there. - France sells the designs/blueprints of Charles de Gaulle class aircraft carrier, Dassault Rafale Multirole fighter aircraft, Eurocopter Tigre Attack helicopter & Horizon-class frigate to India for 125 Million USD. - France enters an alliance with the Czech Republic and Russia.. - Soft drugs are legalized. [b]China - Tittytangler[/b] [img]http://i.imgur.com/KiDwF87.png[/img] - Your pandas failed to become elite panda killers. - Battle simulations are used to train troops for multiple battle scenarios. - Groups of irregulars are trained in guerilla warfare. - Troops are pulled from Tibetan areas. However before they leave they obtain ancient scrolls from the area for transport. - An alliance is formed with Russia. - 7 restaurants are made in Tibet. They are of the highest quality and many of the locals enjoy them. - A new type of Chicken Sorbet is created and is put on Chinese markets to sell internationally. - Weed is legalized in China. - Buildings are made over China were Chinese can buy Marijuana. - TheMaculelê dace is made the national dance of China - skilled Brazilian dancers are brought to Beijing to have a performance in the largest stadium in Beijing, where they do the Maculelê. - China slowly begins to drift from a Communist nation to a more capitalist nation. [b]Ethiopia - IPK[/b] [img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/photo-9495502.png[/img] - Men are placed along the Eritrean border. - The government invests into oil refineries - School reforms take place in which the standard of education is raised significantly. - New military doctrines are adopted in order for more efficient command. - The government asks Djibouti for a defense pact and to their happiness they accept. - The government continues to limit its spending to save money. - The government makes plans to build a large canal for irrigation of major cities however waits until there is enough money. There is expected to be enough money by 2002 to fund the project. [b]Russia - KriegsMar1ne[/b] [img]http://i.imgur.com/sl9xgw5.png[/img] - Russia continues research on its Nuclear submarine now expected by 2003 along with research on the AK-12. - Research into protection from electronic warfare begins along with new items to be used as weapons. - Research begins on plasma weaponry however no progress has yet to be achieved. - Russia enters an alliance with Kazakhstan, China, and Russia. - Anything Russia has enforced on Germany since WW2 are void from this point on. - A diplomat is sent to Germany in attempts to strike a deal with them to form an economical alliance which would make Germany and Russia in a dominant position over Europe however Germany disagrees to joining in an economic union with Russia seeing as the implementation of the Euro is nearing. - Research continues on the cloning of animals. It becomes faster as time goes on. The Russian government looks to make it safer to eat now. - Outdated equipment from the Soviet era are sold to Middle-Eastern countries and all others willing to buy. This generates a fair sum of revenue for Russia. - Russia encourages countries to move to Russia. - The GRU continues their investigation of corruption and continues to remove corrupt ministers from office at an alarming rate, some even accuse them of falsely removing ministers. - A poll is held on what the people want, generally it is seen that the people just want to live their lives without fear of the government. [b]Serbia - Zillamaster55[/b] [img]http://i794.photobucket.com/albums/yy221/Goji-man/Serbflag_zps8dba8b79.png[/img] - The French military begins training Special Forces in Belgrade. - Crackdowns on the Albanian revolts turn violent as police begin using tear-gas a peaceful picket march. The revolt turns violent and there are reports of atleast 2 of the protesters being killed. - Serbia threatens war with Albania over the Kosovo-Debate. - Serbia expells and deports all Albanians living in the Kosovan region. This angers Albania significantly and almost sends the two into war. - The Albanians are given 48 hours to leave or else the military shall force them from their homes. - Serbian jets patrol Kosovo and its tanks and infantry roll into the area. - The military forces itself into southern Serbia to begin its push against the Albanians living there. - Albanian businesses are ransacked and forced to move from the area by the government’s forces. -The arms-trade is expanded in Serbia with the government selling off old-equipment for newer and more effective equipment. - Serbian artillery is placed on the border of Albania as tensions hit a breaking point. - Greece agrees to a non-agression pact with Serbia. - Turkey rejects a non-agression pact due to the happening in Kosovo. [b]Kazakhstan - TheFishyG[/b] [img]http://i.imgur.com/gbMjlZj.png[/img] - Kazakhstan enters an alliance with Russia - Work is continued on the modified Makarov handguns and work begins on a new AK-47 with less recoil and a higher armour piercing ability. - Training is continually upped for soldiers and Kazakhstan's quality of soldiers increases quite a bit. - Large military parades occur in Kazakhstan and help to raise morale. - The government funds an academy of espionage and spec-ops which has extremely strict training. Soldiers from this are expected to be the best in Kazakhstan. What Kazakhstan intends to use these soldiers for however has yet to be discovered. - Supplies are sent to other Central-Asian countries. - Emphasis is continued to be placed on natural resources and oil. - Diplomats are sent to Russia, China, Afghanistan, and other countries from central asia. - Invitations are sent to central-asian countries for a large military and economic alliance. Uzbekistan, Tajikistan, and Turkmenistan agree to the alliance. It is to be called CADET. Central Asian Defensive and Economic Treatise. - The UN agrees to let Kazakhstan work in nuclear power but only as long as it stays as that. No weapons. - Kazakhstan intrudes into the Balkan conflict, asking for peace and unity between the two nations. - Kazakhstan issues a worldwide statement that says that the world should destroy all nuclear weapons. Nuclear power is a gift that we should use however nuclear weapons should never be used and should be destroyed. - Kazakhstan researches the feasibility of vertical gardens and cities. It is found that vertical gardens could indeed be helpful in the mountainous regions of Kazakhstan however cities is a bit far-fetched. - Research is funded into alternate power sources such as nuclear power, hydro, etc... - Research begins on new cost-efficient storage of oil and other natural resources for long term use. - The tax on the wealthy is bumped up just a tad bit and it generates some extra revenue for the country. - The second face of the Corruption and Bias Initiative occurs and Kazakhstan begins rooting out corruption in the lower forms of the government. - Construction of railways and power lines to population centers occur along with connecting them to other countries in CADET. This helps for the lower towns with low infrastructure. [b]India - Ruskie[/b] [img]https://dl.dropbox.com/u/109107273/Flag_of_India.svg.png[/img] - The special forces continue to train and recieve new equipment. They become quite effective. - The designs/blueprints of Charles de Gaulle class aircraft carrier, Dassault Rafale Multirole fighter aircraft, Eurocopter Tigre Attack helicopter & Horizon-class frigate are bought off the french for 125 million USD. - India spends a large amount of money modernizing the designs of the Charles de Gaulle class aircraft carrier & the Dassault Rafale Multirole fighter aircraft, the carrier being updated with more modern technology (e.g better computers, more modern equipment etc), and the Multirole fighter also being updated with more modern technology like the carrier & proper stealth capabilities, not this wish-wash semi stealth capabilities. - Infrastructure continues to be improved across India. - Relations are continued to be improved with Bangladesh, Sri Lanka, and Burma. - Pro-Unification advocacy groups are funded in the following countries. They are most effective in Bangladesh and Burma. - India buys businesses in the above nations and begins improving their infrastructure significantly. - India offers to send Sri Lanka 100,000 troops along with air-support and special forces to assist them in defeating the Liberation Tigers of Tamil Eelam. Sri Lanka accepts and the troops are soon sent to the areas under control of the Tigers. Major military confrontations occur between the two parties and with the help of Indian forces they push the Tigers into the South-Eastern area of Sri Lanka. It is expected they are on their last legs and any form of a military push against them will lead to their defeat. [b]Major Alliances and Unions[/b] [I]NATO[/I] [img]http://i.imgur.com/egQaZxx.png[/img] Belgium - Canada - Denmark - France - Iceland - Italy - Luxembourg - Netherlands - Norway - Portugal - United Kingdom - United States - Greece - Turkey - Germany - Spain - Czech Republic - Hungary - Poland [I]European Union[/I] [img]http://i.imgur.com/zNm8S0R.png[/img] Belgium - Austria - Denmark - Finland - France - Germany - Greece - Ireland - Italy - Luxembourg - Netherlands - Portugal - Spain - Sweden - United Kingdom - Aims to implement Euro by 2003. [I]United Nations[/I] [img]http://i.imgur.com/GZJWYXp.png[/img] All nations except for Western Sahara [b]Minor Alliances[/b] [I]Franco-Russo Alliance[I] France - Russia [I]Visegrad Group[/I] Poland - Czech Republic - Hungary - Slovakia [I]Central Asian Defensive and Economic Treatise[/I] Kazakhstan - Uzbekistan - Turkmenistan - Tajikistan [I]Russia-Kazakh Alliance[/I] Russia - Kazakhstan [I]Franco-Bohemian Alliance[/I] Czech Republic - France [I]Franco-Serbian Alliance[/I] France - Serbia [I]Sino-Serbian Alliance[/I] China - Serbia [I]Sino-Russo Alliance[/I] China - Russia [I]Ethiopia-Djibouti Defense Pact[/I] Ethiopia - Djibouti I may have missed some of these alliances due to there being so many, also tell me if you guys want me to continue putting all these small alliances in or if you think they just take up space. Also Neat! I can’t understand your turn so I’m skipping you. In your turn it seems like you are trying to tell me that this is what happens, the way you play the games isn’t supposed to be you tell me what happens but rather you control your country and do things to the best of your ability. Like in your turn you put “>Zimbabwe and southern Mozambique is conquered by a known group of paramilitary contractors backed by certain American corporations” Now I’m not saying that would be impossible to happen however you need to tell me how you are going to do it. Are you buying off the contractors to come fight for you? Also I don’t understand who you are playing as, you state it as Rhodesia yet Rhodesia no longer exists as a country so are you Zimbabwean rebels attempting to restore Rhodesia or what. Because at the moment you are a fantasy country and I can’t understand your turns. This is how a turn should look Military : - The military launches a three-pronged attacked at the Zimbabwean capital. Our forces use guerilla tactics and bombard the capital with stolen artillery before moving into the area and dragging the president out of office. He is taken to a remote location and is never seen by the public again. Economic : - The FN FAL is produced domestically as the Rg.1 Diplomatic : - After the president is removed from office the leader of our rebel group ascends to become president who promptly renames Zimbabwe to Rhodesia. - Rhodesia hires contractors to conquer the southern areas of Mozambique. Internal : - The country becomes extremely militarized with 20% of the populace conscripted into the military to serve as grunts. jk turn is still incoming. give me a bit, I've got like three more to write

I'll have you know Face, that that turn is copyright and I expect royalties.

[QUOTE=Eli45;41247863]I'll have you know Face that that turn is copyright and I expect royalties.[/QUOTE] aww sheeit, u kno i aint gon' giv way my money. i need deez greenbacks. i got child support to pay maaaaan

Alright, back to work.

You said you were going to sleep baddie.

[QUOTE=Eli45;41249429]You said you were going to sleep baddie.[/QUOTE] Hard to sleep when the neighbors are having loud, annoying sex. I might play some shitty music really loudly to piss them off. Or encourage them to keep going to freak them out...I haven't decided.

wat

Face cmon bro I already changed my colour on the map once why you gotta go and change it back yo [editline]30th June 2013[/editline] What the fuck where'd all these other players come from. Where the hell is Canadaaaaaa [editline]30th June 2013[/editline] Well god damn it it's a [i]fake turn[/i] you sonofabitch. I've been horndanglygoonswallowed! [img]http://i.cubeupload.com/RBa2QV.jpg[/img]

[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=m0y7NxvJE5M#t=4s[/url] Fuck you media tags. Fuck you and all your bullshit lies.

[QUOTE=Mr. Face;41250336][url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=m0y7NxvJE5M#t=4s[/url] Fuck you media tags. Fuck you and all your bullshit lies.[/QUOTE] [img]http://i.cubeupload.com/pMIKWl.png[/img]

Now on to the final leg of this goddamn marathon or writing.

Did I just fall for something?

Face pls

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[B][U]Modern World - Turn 3[/U][/B] [I]Fall/Winter 2014[/I] [B]Map: [/B][t]http://i.cubeupload.com/So4eVF.png[/t] [B]World Events[/B] -The Sudanese Civil War begins as Sudan's government rolls in its army to try to quell the protests. The first "battle" occurs in Al-Fashir where 50+ protestors were killed in the first day and another 150 were killed over the course of the next five days. The Sudanese rebels currently hold the cities of Er Rahad and Kaduqli. -The Eurozone Crisis is all but over at this point. Greece and Spain are still recovering. -Syria's first democratic election occurs and Khayyam Rasheed Ali is elected as their first president. He is a moderate man who supports separation of church and state. The era of islamists in Syria seems to have ended. -Moldova is invaded by the Ukraine following a refusal to recognize Transnistria. -The South African government topples and their armies surrender. Congolese land held by South Africa is given back to the Congo. For now the UN controls South Africa. Plans are in place to institute a new government in 2016. South Africa's president is currently in trial for war crimes. -Canada's economy drops dramatically as inflation increases massively. [B]MAJOR WIKILEAKS[/B] -Iranian officials are seen with Hamas leaders as well as Hezbollah leaders. The reason for this is unknown. -It is leaked that an Iranian official was sent to meet with Taliban leaders. The reason for this is likewise unknown. -Russian MVD forces have been sent to Albania to train soldiers. For what is unknown but it is suspected to be linked to ongoing independence talks. -A Russian government official is spotted with Transnistrian leaders but it is unknown what the purpose is. [B]Alliances[/B] -NATO -EU -Entente Cordiale -Franco-German Brigade -BALTRON -Anglo-Portuguese Alliance -CSTO -SCO -TAKM -Japanese/American Security Alliance -South Korean/American Military Alliance -Mutual Defense Treaty (U.S.-Philippines) -Israeli/American Alliance -COPAX -SADC -ANZUS -Five Power Defence Arrangements -Peninsula Shield Force -Canadian/Russian Alliance -French/Serb Alliance -German/Canadian Alliance -German/Finnish/Serb Alliance -Eurasian Conference [B]Wars[/B] -Internal Conflict of Burma: 1948- -Nigerian Sharia Conflict: 1953- -Conflict in Afghanistan: 1978- -Somalia Civil War: 1991- -Al-Queda insurgency in Yemen: 1992- -War in North-West Pakistan: 2004- -Mexican Drug War: 2006- -Sudanese nomadic conflicts: 2009- -Iraqi Insurgency (Post-U.S. Withdrawal): 2011- -Northern Mali conflict: 2012- -Naxalite-Maoist Insurgency: 1967-2014 -Sudanese Civil War: 2014- -Moldovian War: 2014- [B]Non-Arab Spring Protests[/B] Non-Arab Spring Protests -Protests against the War in Afghanistan -Greek Protests -Occupy Movement -Canadian Protests -Vancouver Riots (this time it's not about hockey) [B]Arab Spring Protests[/B] -Jordanian Protests -Kuwaiti Protests -Mauritanian Protests -Saudi Arabian Protests -Palestinian Protests -Egyptian Protests -Iraqi Protests [B]Republic of Germany - Zillamaster55[/B] [IMG]http://i.cubeupload.com/Y4gnxC.png[/IMG] [I]Economic Strength: Elite ↓ Naval Strength: Average - Army Strength: Elite - Air Force Strength: Above Average - Military Morale: Elite - Civilian Morale: Decent ↑ European Respect: Elite - African Respect: Elite - North American Respect: Elite - South American Respect: Elite - Asian Respect: Elite - Pacific Respect: Elite - Middle Eastern Respect: Below Average ↑ Regional Influence: Elite - Regional Strength: Elite - Research Ability: Elite -[/I] -The remaining German troops in Afghanistan have now returned home. Civilians are extremely happy to have their loved ones back home. -The German military is declared to be on stand-down. No military units are mobilized at the moment. -German military equipment production is halted. This has an adverse effect on the economy temporarily. -Weapons sales to 3rd world countries halt. -Gasoline taxes are lowered drastically to 5%. The protests in Germany have ended. -Germany looks into the causes of the Eurozone Crisis and how to prevent such an event from occurring again. -Taxes on the top 15% are relieved slightly. -Germany enters into an alliance with Canada. Germany has no idea why it entered a separate alliance with Canada since they're both already allied under NATO. -Germany exports some of its small-arms to Canada. -Germany buys Canadian bonds in return for Canadian military equipment. Germany improves the military equipment sent to them greatly. -Germany gifts Boar Sausage to Poland. A Polish official scoffs and asks where the hell the carpets are. He is then slapped in the head by another Polish official and reminded that the dark time of Polish carpets has now passed. -Gay marriage is legalized across Germany. Some protests break out from what remains of the right wing in Germany. -German citizens are now allowed to purchase firearms without need of registration. [B]Republic of France - Eli45[/B] [IMG]http://i.cubeupload.com/3FJ0S0.png[/IMG] [I]Economic Strength: Elite - Naval Strength: Above Average - Army Strength: Elite ↑ Air Force Strength: Average - Military Morale: Strong ↑ Civilian Morale: Above Average ↑ European Respect: Elite - African Respect: Elite - North American Respect: Elite - South American Respect: Elite - Asian Respect: Elite - Pacific Respect: Elite - Middle Eastern Respect: Average - Regional Influence: Elite - Regional Strength: Elite - Research Ability: Elite -[/I] -The length of training time is increased for all of the military. Military effectiveness and morale increases. -Thorium reactor research is continued. Breakthroughs are made and the first set of schematics for a reactor is made. Plans are in place to build France's first thorium reactor complex in fall of 2015. -The CNES is told to create plans for a Mars rover and send back an ETA on when a launch could occur. CNES scientists suggest the launch window of April 2018 to May 2018 rather than the 2016 window due to the necessity to ensure the rover is fully prepared. -The UK and France begin joint military training excercises along the Normandy coastline. -Funding is increased in the educational sector of France. -Infrastructural projects are ongoing. [B]Islamic Republic of Iran - cis.joshb[/B] [IMG]http://i.cubeupload.com/LK7c6K.png[/IMG] [I]Economic Strength: Below Average - Naval Strength: Below Average - Army Strength: Average ↑ Air Force Strength: Below Average - Military Morale: Average ↑ Civilian Morale: Abysmal - European Respect: Abysmal ↓ African Respect: Average - North American Respect: Abysmal ↓ South American Respect: Average - Asian Respect: Average - Pacific Respect: Below Average ↓ Middle Eastern Respect: Average ↑ Regional Influence: Strong ↑ Regional Strength: Elite - Research Ability: Weak -[/I] -Iran requests Russian arms. Russia has not responded to these requests. -Military training is made more difficult. The quality of the military improves somewhat. -More and more troops seem to show up along the Azerbaijani border. Azerbaijan demands that Iran move those troops from their border. -The four nations of the Community for Democracy and Rights of Nations are recognized. These nations are known as Abkhazia, South Ossetia, Transnistria, and Nagorno-Karabakh. This further angers Azerbaijan. Georgia and Moldova are similarly unhappy with Iran. -Infrastructural improvements begin. -The people are asked for what they would like to see done to improve the nation. The majority ask for more freedom of speech. [B]Republic of Serbia - Damian0358[/B] [IMG]http://i.cubeupload.com/2dqfau.png[/IMG] [i]Economic Strength: Weak - Naval Strength: Weak - Army Strength: Weak ↑ Air Force Strength: Weak ↑ Military Morale: Decent ↑ Civilian Morale: Decent - European Respect: Decent ↑ African Respect: Decent - North American Respect: Decent - South American Respect: Decent - Asian Respect: Decent - Pacific Respect: Decent - Middle Eastern Respect: Decent - Regional Influence: Above Average ↑ Regional Strength: Average - Research Ability: Below Average ↑[/i] -Military exercises take place to keep the military fresh and prepared. -Poland and Finland enter a formal alliance with Serbia. -A basket of plum rakia and a carpet with the Serbian cross on it is sent to Poland. -Alliances are offered to the Czech Republic, Bulgaria, Romania, and Greece. All refuse. -The EU is asked to allow Serbia to join the Schengen Area. The EU is considering it. -The UN is asked to vote on Northern Epirus' independence. Debates are ongoing but most signs seem to point to no independence being given. -Transnistria is told that Serbia will recognize them only if Transnistria rids itself of all Soviet signs such as the hammer & sickle. -Research begins on a cure for human colitis and cancer. Serbian scientists are now actively working with scientists from around the world to find a cure for cancer. -A joke among the Serbs of former Yugoslavia called "Good Communism, Bad Communism" becomes more popular. -The president is seen eating a Berlusconi Pizza with the President of Finland. This improves the relations between the nations. [B]Republic of Poland - HeavyGuy[/B] [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/7pwrrMc.png[/IMG] [i]Economic Strength: Below Average ↑ Naval Strength: Abysmal - Army Strength: Weak ↑ Air Force Strength: Decent ↑ Military Morale: Decent ↑ Civilian Morale: Strong - European Respect: Below Average ↑ African Respect: Decent - North American Respect: Below Average ↑ South American Respect: Decent - Asian Respect: Below Average ↑ Pacific Respect: Decent - Middle Eastern Respect: Decent - Regional Influence: Below Average ↑ Regional Strength: Decent - Research Ability: Decent ↑[/i] -Poland cleans up its act and the worship of carpets and rugs ends. The man who began that weird chapter of Poland's existence has disappeared inexplicably. -Carpet and rug burnings occur throughout Poland to "purify" the nation. -The military is given funding to look into improvements to their various weapons and vehicles. Research begins on how to improve the PT-91 while not increasing cost too much. -Extensive drills and exercises occur to improve military readiness. -A formal announcements is made that Poland's obsession with carpets has ended. -Poland enters an alliance with Serbia. -The economy recovers slightly now that Poland isn't spending a metric fuckton of money on carpets. [B]Republic of Finland - Salricci[/B] [IMG]http://i.picresize.com/images/2013/06/16/qwGTE.gif[/IMG] [i]Economic Strength: Above Average - Naval Strength: Decent ↓ Army Strength: Weak ↓ Air Force Strength: Below Average ↓ Military Morale: Decent ↑ Civilian Morale: Above Average ↑ European Respect: Elite - African Respect: Decent - North American Respect: Above Average - South American Respect: Decent - Asian Respect: Decent - Pacific Respect: Decent - Middle Eastern Respect: Decent - Regional Influence: Strong - Regional Strength: Weak ↓ Research Ability: Decent -[/i] -The conscription system is abolished. The Finnish reserves are all but depleted and the active frontline personnel count decreases to almost sub 30,000. Finland finds its military to be much weaker. -Drills occur between Finland and the United States to show Finnish drill instructors how to train more effectively. -Finland states that they support Northern Epirus independence. Greece and Albania are angered by this statement. -Vacation and tourism to Estonia is encouraged to bulk up their economy. [B]Russian Federation - KriegsMar1ne[/B] [IMG]http://i.cubeupload.com/aqD3Ag.jpg[/IMG] [I]Economic Strength: Below Average - Naval Strength: Decent - Army Strength: Elite ↑ Air Force Strength: Elite - Military Morale" Decent ↑ Civilian Morale" Weak ↑ European Respect: Elite - African Respect: Above Average - North American Respect: Elite - South American Respect: Decent - Asian Respect: Elite - Pacific Respect: Decent - Middle Eastern Respect: Abysmal - Regional Influence: Elite - Regional Strength: Elite - Research Ability: Decent -[/I] -Training is mixed up a bit as Russia works to improve the quality of their military. -Corruption is sought out and squashed in the military. -South Ossetia, Transnistria, and Nagorno-Karabakh are recognized by the Russian Federation, damaging relations with Moldova and Georgia greatly. -A union is suggested with Belarus. Belarus refuses. -Russia recognizes the state of Northern Epirus. -Russia receives incoming maple syrup from Canada, and sends Canada Vodka to be mixed. -Russia and Ukraine work together to introduce a new international currency known as the Kredyt. One mint will be built each in Moscow and Kiev. -A large oil reserve is created this is the foundation of the Russian Kredyt. -Middle class taxes are decreased. Civilian morale barely increases. -Agricultural industries are subsidized. -A massive investigation begins to find officers that are involved in police brutality and put it to an end. -Canadian bonds are sold off similarly to China. [B]People's Republic of China - Sobotnik[/B] [IMG]http://i.cubeupload.com/WRPovU.png[/IMG] [i]Economic Strength: Elite ↑ Naval Strength: Weak - Army Strength: Elite - Air Force Strength: Above Average - Military Morale: Above Average - Civilian Morale: Above Average ↑ European Respect: Elite ↑ African Respect: Decent - North American Respect: Elite - South American Respect: Decent ↑ Asian Respect: Unmatched - Pacific Respect: Elite ↑ Middle Eastern Respect: Above Average - Regional Influence: Elite - Regional Strength: Elite - Research Ability: Strong -[/i] -Vietnam and Laos continue to follow China ducklings following their mother. They continue moving more towards capitalism. -Investments are made into South America. Influence increases in that region. -All Canadian bonds are sold at levels way under market value, increasing inflation of Canada's currency. -Canadian money reserves are dumped for basically nothing, this too creates inflation. -Any outstanding debts from Canada that can't be rid of have their interest rates cut to 0%, encouraging inflation. -Free reign is given to Canadian rich and wealthy to emigrate to China and to dump their own currency in Canada in return for cushy places in China. Again, inflation increases. -Tariffs with nations producing goods similar to what Canada makes are cut. China essentially does no feel any effects from Canada's disastrous economic collapse. -Carbon scrubbers are erected across China. China seems to be making legitimate moves towards cleaning up their nation. -A preliminary poll is set up in Tibet to gauge their desire for independence. Results will be in by Spring 2015. -Local governments are allowed to legislate on drug laws. [B]Ukraine - Sega Saturn[/B] [IMG]http://i.cubeupload.com/U0Ieeb.png[/IMG] [I]Economic Strength: Below Average ↓ Naval Strength: Abysmal - Army Strength: Decent - Air Force Strength: Decent - Military Morale: Strong ↑ Civilian Morale: Decent - European Respect: Weak ↓ African Respect: Decent - North American Respect: Below Average ↓ South American Respect: Decent - Asian Respect: Decent - Pacific Respect: Decent - Middle Eastern Respect: Decent - Regional Influence: Above Average ↑ Regional Strength: Above Average ↑ Research Ability: Below Average -[/I] -War is declared on Moldova following Moldova's refusal to recognize Transnistria as a nation. The war begins in the air as the Ukraine works quickly to demolish the Moldovian air force. Paratroopers are then sent into Transnistria to defend that area following the initial invasion. More paratroopers are sent behind enemy lines to wreak havoc on Moldovian supply lines. By the end of the winter the entirety of Transnistria is firmly in Ukrainian hands. -The Eurasian Conference, an economic alliance made as a direct response to the European Union, is created. Russia and the Ukraine are both member states. Serbia, Belarus, Romania, and Bulgaria are invited. Belarus joins. Bulgaria and Romania refuse as both are already European Union members and see no reason to leave. Serbia has yet to respond. The Kredyt becomes the currency of the Eurasian Conference. It is based upon the value of a barrel of oil. It is set to 1/50th the average monthly value of a barrel of oil. 50 Kredyts are printed per barrel of oil in the national reserve. The current value of a Kredyt is roughly $2USD. -Trade barriers between the Ukraine and Russia are lifted. -Propaganda is sent out calling for national support of the Eurasian Conference as well as opposition to Moldova's foreign policy. [B]Republic of India - Ruskie[/B] [IMG]https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/109107273/FoI.png[/IMG] [I]Economic Strength: Elite ↑ Naval Strength: Below Average - Army Strength: Strong - Air Force Strength: Decent - Military Morale: Elite ↑ Civilian Morale: Elite ↑ European Respect: Strong ↑ African Respect: Strong - North American Respect: Above Average - South American Respect: Decent - Asian Respect: Elite ↑ Pacific Respect: Elite ↑ Middle Eastern Respect: Abysmal - Regional Influence: Elite - Regional Strength: Elite ↑ Research Ability: Strong -[/I] -At long last the Naxalite-Maoist Insurgency is killed. China's sudden reversal of policy to cut funding to the Naxalite-Maoists along with intensified military efforts led to the demise of the insurgency. -Relations improve with Sri Lanka and Bhutan. -Investments continue in Nepal, Bhutan, Bangladesh, Myanmar, and Sri Lanka. -Infrastructure. -Infrastructure. -Infrastructure. -remove corruption from premises REMOVE CORRUPTION remove corruption you are worst corrupt. you are corrupt idiot you are the corrupt smell. return to pakiestan. to our pakistan cousins you may come our country. you may live in the zoo....ahahahahaha ,bangladesh will never forgeve you. muslim rascal FUck but fuck asshole corrupt stink bangladesh. srilanka srilanka..corrupt genocide best day of my life. take a bath of dead paki..ahahahahahaPAKISTAN WE WILL GET YOU!! do not forget ww2 .bangliandesh we kill the king , bangladesh return to your precious china... hahahahahaha idiot corrupt and paki smell so bad..wow i can smell it. REMOVE CORRUPTION FROM THE PREMISES. you will get caught. russia+usa+china+india=kill pakistan...you will ww2 [B]Republic of Canada - Ven Kaeo[/B] [IMG]http://i.cubeupload.com/nIg0dA.png[/IMG] [I]Economic Strength - Abysmal ↓ Naval Strength: Decent ↓ Army Strength: Decent ↓ Air Force Strength: Decent ↓ Military Morale: Below Average ↓ Civilian Morale: Abysmal ↓ European Respect: Decent ↓ African Respect: Decent ↓ North American Respect: Elite - South American Respect: Decent - Asian Respect: Below Average ↓ Pacific Respect: Below Average ↓ Middle Eastern Respect: Decent - Regional Influence: Weak ↓ Regional Strength: Weak ↓ Reseach Ability: Weak ↓[/I] -Canada's economy collapses after China essentially wages economic war on Canada, selling their Canadian bonds for much under market value among other actions to cause inflation. -Funding to all military upgrades is halted as it is now too expensive to create. -Germany and Russia are given specifications for the Canadian military projects. -Large tax breaks are given to companies still going under with the new minimum wage. These tax breaks lower government income. This proves to not help matters at all in the future when the economy collapses. -Sales taxes are increased to 15% across the board, angering Canadians everywhere. Protests begin and intensify after the economic collapse. Vancouver riots. -Tax rates are increased to 50% for companies that are outsourcing to China. This just causes many of the companies to entirely cut ties with Canada and move their business to the United States. -Attempts are made to prevent China to buy more Canadian bonds. Doesn't matter, China was in the process of selling anyway. [B]PLEASE TURN IN YOUR TURNS AS TURN 4. TURN THEM IN BY THURSDAY.[/B]

Okay so I have some things to say on this matter. 1) After thinking on it, one player country buying bonds in another player country should be something BOTH NATIONS have to agree to. It is akin to trading technology. The fact that Face did not think of this and consult me before allowing China to buy enough Canadian bonds to sink my economy in ONE TURN is disgusting. 2) The fact that another player can so easily and completely ruin another without any chance of fighting back is a mar on the ability of Face to properly GM a game. As expressed above. 3) Governments must approve sale of bonds. Canada was not asked for approval neither by Sobotnik nor Face yet my bonds were sold without my input. That being said, Face, I am ashamed at you. You used to be a good GM so what the fuck is this shit? You should have KNOWN this was something that you needed my input for. But instead you went merrily right the fuck along and allowed China to buy massive amounts of bonds in my country without any input from me. I had no chance to alter the outcome of this. I'm leaving the game. Sobotnik, go fuck yourself. You're a slimy, smarmy piece of shit and you always have been.

[QUOTE=Ven Kaeo;41258261]Okay so I have some things to say on this matter. 1) After thinking on it, one player country buying bonds in another player country should be something BOTH NATIONS have to agree to. It is akin to trading technology. The fact that Face did not think of this and consult me before allowing China to buy enough Canadian bonds to sink my economy in ONE TURN is disgusting. 2) The fact that another player can so easily and completely ruin another without any chance of fighting back is a mar on the ability of Face to properly GM a game. As expressed above. 3) Governments must approve sale of bonds. Canada was not asked for approval neither by Sobotnik nor Face yet my bonds were sold without my input. That being said, Face, I am ashamed at you. You used to be a good GM so what the fuck is this shit? You should have KNOWN this was something that you needed my input for. But instead you went merrily right the fuck along and allowed China to buy massive amounts of bonds in my country without any input from me. I had no chance to alter the outcome of this. I'm leaving the game. Sobotnik, go fuck yourself. You're a slimy, smarmy piece of shit and you always have been.[/QUOTE] Super serius gois this game is like real life and i'm not even kidding. [editline]wowe[/editline] my cuntry is runed i quit.

Go fuck yourself Eli. This is the only game I enjoy. I came back to Facepunch at Face's request to play this game. And what happens? First few turns I'm targeted by some stupid fucking kid and the idiot GM allows something to happen that should have required my input to proceed. I'm well within my rights to be upset.

Thank God he's gone.

Ahahahaha, that was the most hilarious thing I have ever seen in one of these games. The chatlogs of his talks with Face were just fucking great.

Want me to post the logs here? [editline]30th June 2013[/editline] [LCS] Streptovsky: Fucking Sobotnik is a nigger [LCS] Streptovsky: Fucking piece of shit RUINED my god damn economy in ONE FUCKING TURN Mr. Face: That's an interesting thing to call him [LCS] Streptovsky: How the FUCK [LCS] Streptovsky: IS THAT FAIR Mr. Face: Mr. Face: er Mr. Face: her [LCS] Streptovsky: Fuck him Mr. Face: fuck, i can't remember if that's what Sobotnik thinks anymore [LCS] Streptovsky: he's got a dick [LCS] Streptovsky: he's a faggot Mr. Face: dude, it's a game [LCS] Streptovsky: I'm not printing money how the hell is my money inflating Mr. Face: Look at China [LCS] Streptovsky: I BLOCKED TRADE WITH CHINA Mr. Face: Not quickly enough [LCS] Streptovsky: did you not get my edit? Mr. Face: They sold bonds throughout Mr. Face: And Russia Mr. Face: Russia sold a shitload of bonds, they basically copied China [LCS] Streptovsky: Fucking Sobotnik is a nigger [LCS] Streptovsky: Fucking piece of shit RUINED my god damn economy in ONE FUCKING TURN Mr. Face: That's an interesting thing to call him [LCS] Streptovsky: How the FUCK [LCS] Streptovsky: IS THAT FAIR Mr. Face: er Mr. Face: her [LCS] Streptovsky: Fuck him Mr. Face: fuck, i can't remember if that's what Sobotnik thinks anymore [LCS] Streptovsky: he's got a dick [LCS] Streptovsky: he's a faggot Mr. Face: dude, it's a game [LCS] Streptovsky: I DON'T CARE [LCS] Streptovsky: IT'S THE ONE GAME I ENJOY PLAYING [LCS] Streptovsky: AND SOME STUPID FUCKING CHILD IN THE UK HAS TO RUIN IT Kriegs the Nigerian Slumlord: what Kriegs the Nigerian Slumlord: ? [LCS] Streptovsky: YOU'RE FUCKING SELLING OFF MY BONDS [LCS] Streptovsky: YOU STUPID MOTHER FUCKER Kriegs the Nigerian Slumlord: No [LCS] Streptovsky: YOU'RE CRASHING MY GOD DAMN ECONOMY Kriegs the Nigerian Slumlord: I am getting rid of my bonds I bought [LCS] Streptovsky: -Canadian bonds are sold off similarly to China. [LCS] Streptovsky: YEAH Kriegs the Nigerian Slumlord: Not selling off yours [LCS] Streptovsky: YOU IDIOT THAT HURTS MY ECONOMY Kriegs the Nigerian Slumlord: I talked this over with you yesterday [LCS] Streptovsky: NO YOU DIDN'T Kriegs the Nigerian Slumlord: Yes I did [LCS] Streptovsky: IF YOU BUY BONDS FROM A COUNTRY AND THEN GET RID OF THEM IT HURTS THAT COUNTRY'S ECONOM [LCS] Streptovsky: SO THANK YOU [LCS] Streptovsky: FOR HURTING MY ECONOMY [LCS] Streptovsky: IT INFLATES MY CURRENCY Kriegs the Nigerian Slumlord: I told you that I would rid them since China was going to try and crash your shit and you said okay and also to stay out of Canadian business [LCS] Streptovsky: NO [LCS] Streptovsky: I FUCKING DIDN'T [LCS] Streptovsky: I TOLD YOU [LCS] Streptovsky: TO STOP DOING BUSINESS WITH CHINA [LCS] Streptovsky: NOT WITH ME [LCS] Streptovsky: YOU OWNED A LOT OF CANADIAN BONDS [LCS] Streptovsky: YOU SELL THEM UNDER MARKET VALUE [LCS] Streptovsky: IT REDUCES THE VALUE OF MY CURRENCY [LCS] Streptovsky: LOOK AT MY ECONOMY [LCS] Streptovsky: IT FUCKING SAYS ABYSMAL [LCS] Streptovsky: ONE TURN [LCS] Streptovsky: I GO FROM DECENT TO ABYSMAL Kriegs the Nigerian Slumlord: Arnt you also investing alot in military? Kriegs the Nigerian Slumlord: Go Ruskie and I'll help, and we can make it a super power pretty fast [LCS] Streptovsky: THAT IS A DROP IN THE BUCKET COMPARED TO WHAT DAMAGE IS DONE WHEN A COUNTRY LIKE CHINA BUYS BILLIONS IN BONDS AND THEN DRIVES YOUR ECONOMY UNDER GROUND [LCS] Streptovsky: Immediately I cut all ties to his economy in the turn I sent in [LCS] Streptovsky: you're missing the point [LCS] Streptovsky: When a government buys bonds in a country [LCS] Streptovsky: the purchase is approved or denied by the host government [LCS] Streptovsky: You did not [LCS] Streptovsky: give me [LCS] Streptovsky: the option [LCS] Streptovsky: to approve or deny [LCS] Streptovsky: You just made it goddamn happen Mr. Face: "That being said thanks for the economic stimulus what with buying bonds and suchforth. Thanks babe" Mr. Face: I'd say that's approval Mr. Face: I would have probably phrased it as "China is trying to buy Canadian bonds, you okay with that?" Mr. Face: And you would have said yes [LCS] Streptovsky: No [LCS] Streptovsky: I would not have Mr. Face: It's literally the same goddamn thing [LCS] Streptovsky: I didn't fucking say anything about it after the turn [LCS] Streptovsky: BECAUSE I ASSUMED I HAD NO CHOICE [LCS] Streptovsky: You just DID IT Mr. Face: You seemed pretty thankful for the economic stimulus after the turn. [LCS] Streptovsky: BECAUSE I ASSUMED I HAD NO CHOICE AND ALL YOU DID WAS POINT OUT THE GOOD IT DID [LCS] Streptovsky: One government buying another government's bonds is as big of a thing as EXCHANGING TECHNOLOGY [LCS] Streptovsky: It is YOUR JOB to moderate the game Mr. Face: I seem to be moderating the game. That means I'm doing my job [LCS] Streptovsky: What just happened [LCS] Streptovsky: Right now [LCS] Streptovsky: Is if we were playing D&D [LCS] Streptovsky: and I attacked another player for no reason Mr. Face: >implying I care about D&D Mr. Face: [LCS] Streptovsky: Go fuck yourself I quit Mr. Face: k [LCS] Streptovsky: Also I do appreciate how you ignored like half of my turn of economic building that should have at least helped to lessen the blow of this [LCS] Streptovsky: such a great gm Mr. Face: I ignored half of your turn because half of your turn was impossible [LCS] Streptovsky: doesn't consult players on things that by all respects ought to require their input and selectively writes their turn Mr. Face: You couldn't spend anymore Mr. Face: I only selectively write the turns of people that act like a little child when something goes wrong in a game

I don't think I've [I]ever[/I] seen Ven get [I]this[/I] mad before, haha.

I'm so sorry I feel like I brought this up for taking Canadian bonds :v:

Now that he's gone can I be Canada?

[QUOTE=Diago21;41260463]Now that he's gone can I be Canada?[/QUOTE] You'll want to wait about four turns. Basically the course that Canada is on right now is the government will entirely collapse next turn and the UN will step in and build up a new government. You'll want to wait until that government is in place.

[QUOTE=Mr. Face;41260498]You'll want to wait about four turns. Basically the course that Canada is on right now is the government will entirely collapse next turn and the UN will step in and build up a new government. You'll want to wait until that government is in place.[/QUOTE] So what, should I just look after Australia for now and then switch to Canada when it's ready?

[quote]-The people are asked for what they would like to see done to improve the nation. The majority ask for more freedom of speech.[/quote] Well you're free to say what you want! That doesn't mean the secret police won't arrest you afterwards :v:

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