Modern World RP: V3 (Spill shit on carpets, remove Kebab) - Games

Neither can I, I just have almost no time to write. Either I'm doing a workout, talking to people, or sleeping. I [i]did[/i] get started on it yesterday but I didn't get much done.

Alright so this may have been one of the busiest weeks of my life. The good news is that I SHOULD have time tomorrow to write.

I am going to join after this turn? Is that okay? I have FP sending me emails now to know when this thread is posted in, so I won't forget about my turn :V

[QUOTE=Intoxicated Spy;41434916]I am going to join after this turn? Is that okay? I have FP sending me emails now to know when this thread is posted in, so I won't forget about my turn :V[/QUOTE] Who do you plan on joining as?

That's why I am waiting for the next turn, to make sure I don't join a nation that isn't fucked

One day, prehaps, millions of years from now, the day that Face makes his return, the day that humanity is saved from not having a nation RP, will come, it and will be epic tale for those alive at the time!

And the people will sing and rejoice as black basketball playing angels descend from the heavens to grant us a turn

Alright guys I have time to do stuff tonight and don't have access to time wasting things such as ARMA II so the turn should be posted tonight. Starting in two weeks I should have a LOT more time as things should slow down a bit for me.

I'm starting to think there is a curse of the GM or something, every time the GM get really busy or forgets about it :V:

I'm maybe 80% done now. I'm gonna sleep a bit, do my morning workout, then finish it up.

Is it too late to join this round? [editline]20th July 2013[/editline] alright. I changed my mind about my country, anyway. I was going to be Sri Lanka, then I realized it's basically China's bitch

[QUOTE=Potanis;41527440]Is it too late to join this round? [editline]20th July 2013[/editline] alright. I changed my mind about my country, anyway. I was going to be Sri Lanka, then I realized it's basically China's bitch[/QUOTE] You should wait until the next turn is posted. It would be easier on Face and it would give you more warning as to the direction this game is headed.

[QUOTE=Sega Saturn;41527502]You should wait until the next turn is posted. It would be easier on Face and it would give you more warning as to the direction this game is headed.[/QUOTE] yeah, I figured. I didn't see that I had missed the deadline until after I made the post. (I kinda just wanted to see my new avatar)

By the way, does anyone here happen to have any experience with Linux (more specifically Lubuntu)? A lot of the colors seem odd and videos don't play right at all on this computer (the video scrunches up and is terribly discolored). [editline]20th July 2013[/editline] Okay seriously, fuck Linux. I JUST WANT MY COLORS TO BE NORMAL.

I'm writing now.

[QUOTE=Mr. Face;41536360]I'm writing now.[/QUOTE] Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

[QUOTE=Mr. Face;41536360]I'm writing now.[/QUOTE] damn right u lil punk-ass ho u ain't getting none of my maple syrup BITCH [editline]21st July 2013[/editline] GHETTO CANADA WILL REIGN SUPREME

So my girlfriend brought me some Pad Thai for dinner tonight. I thought "fuck it, I'll try anything once". Big mistake. I have cramps and feel sick as shit. Fuck you and your Pacific food damn it. Never again.

[img]http://mlkshk.com/r/OX3S.png[/img]

Not while I'm puking it's not. It'll be done tomorrow, I promise. If not then I encourage you all to give me a title calling me a bullshit liar or something public like that.

I'm writing right now.

[QUOTE=Mr. Face;41548167]I'm writing right now.[/QUOTE] [t]https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcT6jGO9LAU5J81hRZOt4j6A1JF2GLWLctSFJgorgaxo5Vqrl5FzoA[/t]

Day 271, The turn still hasn't come, many remain optimistic but these are troubled times. If Face doesn't most the turn soon I fear that many will fall into pits of despair whilst others will remain in denial insisting that 'The turn will come any minute now! I bet he's writing it as we speak!' Only to be let down over and over. This is worse than war, this is.. The Modern World..

[QUOTE=Zillamaster55;41548264][t]https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcT6jGO9LAU5J81hRZOt4j6A1JF2GLWLctSFJgorgaxo5Vqrl5FzoA[/t][/QUOTE] I can't stop laughing at this. Thank you. [editline]21st July 2013[/editline] So Sobotnik's turn looks totally and absolutely fucked up. Each line has this in front of it: [FONT=Tahoma, Helvetica, Arial, Verdana][COLOR=#333333] Everything is in bold too. It looks like a gigantic clusterfuck.

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/vwMin.gif[/IMG] [b][u]Modern World - Turn 4[/u][/b] [i]Spring/Summer 2015[/i] [b]Map:[/b] [b]World Events:[/b] -Moldova surrenders to the Ukraine. [b]MAJOR WIKILEAKS[/b] -Belarus begins funding a nuclear research program. It seems they wish to create weapons grade uranium. -It is leaked that Russia has entered into a new exclusive deal with the new South African government. The details are unknown. [b]Alliances[/b] -NATO -EU -Entente Cordiale• -Franco-German Brigade -BALTRON -Anglo-Portuguese Alliance -CSTO -SCO -TAKM -Japanese/American Security Alliance -South Korean/American Military Alliance -Mutual Defense Treaty (U.S.-Philippines) -Israeli/American Alliance -COPAX -SADC -ANZUS -Five Power Defence Arrangements -Peninsula Shield Force -Canadian/Russian Alliance -French/Serb Alliance -German/Canadian Alliance -German/Finnish/Serb Alliance -Eurasian Conference [b]Wars[/b] -Internal Conflict of Burma: 1948- -Nigerian Sharia Conflict: 1953- -Conflict in Afghanistan: 1978- -Somalia Civil War: 1991- -Al-Queda insurgency in Yemen: 1992- -War in North-West Pakistan: 2004- -Mexican Drug War: 2006- -Sudanese nomadic conflicts: 2009- -Iraqi Insurgency (Post-U.S. Withdrawal): 2011- -Northern Mali conflict: 2012- -Naxalite-Maoist Insurgency: 1967-2014 -Sudanese Civil War: 2014- -Moldovian War: 2014-2015 [b]Protests[/b] -Greek Protests -Hungarian Protests in Serbia [b]The Netherlands - Satansick[/b] [img]http://s21.postimg.org/hlgcnzguf/Flag_of_the_Netherlands_resize.png[/img] [i]Economic Strength: Above Average Naval Strength: Below Average Army Strength: Below Average Air Force Strength: Below Average Military Morale: Decent Civilian Morale: Above Average Western European Respect: Elite Eastern European Respect: Above Average African Respect: Decent North American Respect: Above Average South American Respect: Decent Asian Respect: Decent Pacific Respect: Decent Middle Eastern Respect: Decent Regional Influence: Above Average Regional Strength: Below Average Research Ability: Elite[/i] -Changes to the military occur. The army is changed to be small and mobile, capable of quick strikes and highly skilled but weak in numbers. Preparations to strengthen the navy begin. Rail gun research is currently the highest priority. -A formal apology is made to Indonesia for the terrible acts the Netherlands committed against Indonesia in the past. Indonesia accepts the apology. -Rotterdam is given funds to improve their docks to allow better trade. Petroleum refineries are built in Rotterdam as well. -Train tracks and tramlines are built to help increase the use of public transport as well as create jobs. -The monarchy is entirely terminated and the property of the monarchy is sold off to private investors. There’s a bit of a divide among the Dutch about this issue. -Marijuana is fully legalized and taxed. -MDMA, Psychedelic Mushrooms, Acid, and Speed are all legalized and taxed. They’re available in smartshops and coffee shops. [b]Republic of Serbia - Damian0358[/b] [img]http://i.cubeupload.com/2dqfau.png[/img] [i]Economic Strength: Weak Naval Strength: Weak Army Strength: Weak Air Force Strength: Weak Military Morale: Decent Civilian Morale: Decent Western European Respect: Decent Eastern European Respect: Above Average African Respect: Decent North American Respect: Decent South American Respect: Decent Asian Respect: Decent Pacific Respect: Decent Middle Eastern Respect: Decent Regional Influence: Above Average Regional Strength: Average Research Ability: Below Average[/i] -Blueprints for the MK. 1 RPEC-L are given to Russia. -The Ukraine and Serbia form an alliance. -Serbia leaves the European Union in favor of the Eurasian Conference. Many EU nations are angered by this as well as a decent portion of Serbian people. The Serbian people are upset for joining an unproven economic union. -Prostitution is legalized but regulated as a profession. -Cannabis is legalized for medical use only. -The people of Serbia are divided on where they want the nation to go. -The President of Serbia is heard stating that the Hungarian Regional Autonomy will never be. Hungarians throughout Serbia protest, especially those in the region where the deal was proposed to be implemented. -Albania begins threatening Serbia. [b]Republic of France - Eli45[/b] [img]http://i.cubeupload.com/3FJ0S0.png[/img] [i]Economic Strength: Elite Naval Strength: Above Average Army Strength: Elite Air Force Strength: Average Military Morale: Strong Civilian Morale: Above Average Western European Respect: Elite Eastern European Respect: Elite African Respect: Elite North American Respect: Elite South American Respect: Elite Asian Respect: Elite Middle Eastern Respect: Average Regional Influence: Elite Regional Strength: Elite Research Ability: Elite[/i] -The Dassault Mirage 2000 begins being replaced by the newer and far more efficent Dassault Rafale. -Corruption is sought and destroyed in the military, increasing effectiveness. -Corrupt bankers are found and arrested. -Air Force simulations for pilots are made much more difficult and realistic. -CNES’s date of April-May 2018 for launching a rover to Mars is approved. -Thorium research continues and the blueprints for the first French thorium reactor are improved. -I don’t think you can take all of this dick. -Education is made easier for the students. -Tuition and fees for colleges and universities are paid by the government for students in need. -Stricter requirements are put in place for becoming a teacher. Underperforming teachers are removed. -You didn’t finish finish your last sentence. I have no idea what you want. Also for some reason this word program is trying to tell me that the word “didn’t” isn’t a word. Same for all contractions apparently because it just did that for isn’t. [b]People’s Republic of China - Sobotnik[/b] [img]http://i.cubeupload.com/WRPovU.png[/img] [i]Economic Strength: Elite Naval Strength: Weak Army Strength: Elite Air Force Strength: Above Average Military Morale: Above Average Civilian Morale: Above Average Western European Respect: Elite Eastern European Respect: Elite African Respect: Decent North American Respect: Elite South American Respect: Decent Asian Respect: Unmatched Pacific Respect: Elite Middle Eastern Respect: Above Average Regional Influence: Elite Regional Strength: Elite Research Ability: Strong[/i] -China begins purchasing weapons secondhand from other nations and simply repairing and improving the existing models rather than producing new equipment. This is significantly cheaper. -The military is funded more. -North Korea is invaded. A blitzkrieg tactic is implemented using overwhelming force on the North Koreans. Within a year the entirety of North Korea is under Chinese control. North Korea is democratized and capitalism is implemented. South Korea begins asking to take control of the North Korean land. -Vietnam and Laos continue reforming, following China’s lead into a capitalist future. -South American and Central American nations that support Cuba have their minds changed as they are told that they can be as strong as China under a capitalist economy system. They are also reminded of Canada’s recent collapse. Cuba is now basically isolated entirely and begins crumbling. -Mongolia begins strengthening its ties wit h China. Chinese immigrants trickle into Mongolia. -Inner Mongolia is given a bit more autonomy. -Subsidies, subsidies everywhere. -Thorium reactors have been under research for some time in China. In fact, until France’s recent research China had been the only nation researching Thorium. -China begins more seriously researching fusion energy. -Existing nuclear energy facilities are expanded. -Carbon credits are sold to foreigners. Carbon scrubbers and solar panels are built. This helps to lift some of the burden off of the environmental reforms as well, making everyone happy. -Free speech and free enterprise restrictions are loosened. -A new space exploration company named Yínhé fāxiàn zhě is formed. They are currently the richest company. -Yínhé fāxiàn zhě has plans in place for a rover launch to Mars in the same window as the CNES of France. Perhaps the groups could work together? -China’s space agency is funded a bit more. Plans are in place for a moon landing and perhaps for the first base to be created on Luna. -Opposition political parties are allowed to exist at this point although they do still undergo some troubles. -Hardline communists in the Chinese government are slowly being replaced much to the glee of the population but to the dissatisfaction of many Chinese government officials that support communism. -The Tibet Referendum is held. 40% of Tibetans want Tibet to be given freedom. Tibet will remain Chinese. Many Tibetans call foul, claiming vote rigging. [b]Republic of India - Ruskie[/b] [img]https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/109107273/FoI.png[/img] [i]Economic Strength: Very Strong Naval Strength: Below Average Army Strength: Strong Air Force Strength: Decent Military Morale: Elite Civilian Morale: Elite European Respect: Strong African Respect: Strong North American Respect: Above Average South American Respect: Decent Asian Respect: Elite Pacific Respect: Elite Middle Eastern Respect: Abysmal Regional Influence: Elite Regional Strength: Elite Research Ability: Strong[/i] -All military units are taken back to their previous locations. -Heavy study of the Naxalite Conflict occurs. Mistakes are documented, victories pored over. -India begins a massive project to improve India’s military to that of a Western-European quality. The increased funding does put a bit of a damper on the economy but not enough to really effect much. -Basically read the last turn, it’s the same. (Damn I’m lazy sometimes). -INFRA -INFRA -INFRA -INFRA -INFRA -INFRA -INFRA -REMOVE CORRUPTION remove corruption you are worst corrupt. you are corrupt idiot you are the corrupt smell. return to pakiestan. to our pakistan cousins you may come our country. you may live in the zoo....ahahahahaha ,bangladesh will never forgeve you. muslim rascal FUck but fuck asshole corrupt stink bangladesh. srilanka srilanka..corrupt genocide best day of my life. take a bath of dead paki..ahahahahahaPAKISTAN WE WILL GET YOU!! do not forget ww2 .bangliandesh we kill the king , bangladesh return to your precious china... hahahahahaha idiot corrupt and paki smell so bad..wow i can smell it. REMOVE CORRUPTION FROM THE PREMISES. you will get caught. russia+usa+china+india=kill pakistan...you will ww2 -Yes the above was simply copy pasted. Shut yo ass up nigga. [b]Belarus - Charchar[/b] [img]http://i.cubeupload.com/T2ukDl.jpg[/img] [i]Economic Strength: Weak Naval Strength: Abysmal Army Strength: Weak Air Force Strength: Abysmal Military Morale: Decent Civilian Morale: Below Average Western European Respect: Below Average Eastern European Respect: Below Average African Respect: Decent North American Respect: Decent South American Respect: Decent Asian Respect: Decent Pacific Respect: Decent Middle Eastern Respect: Below Average Regional Influence: Weak Regional Strength: Abysmal Research Ability: Weak[/i] -Belarus begins working on a rearmament program. They wish for Russia and the Ukraine to join them. -Training programs are improved. PMCs are hired to train new recruits. -An alliance with Russia is suggested (please take these requests to PM. Once it is confirmed by both parties you can put it in the turn). -A nationalization program is created to increase employment in Belarus. This is done by investing in the creation of a more production based economy. -A few Belarusian political activists disappear. [b]Russian Federation - KriegsMar1ne[/b] [img]http://i.cubeupload.com/aqD3Ag.jpg[/img] [i]Economic Strength: Below Average Naval Strength: Decent Army Strength: Elite Air Force Strength: Elite Military Morale Decent Civilian Morale Weak Western European Respect: Elite Eastern European Respect: Elite African Respect: Above Average North American Respect: Elite South American Respect: Decent Asian Respect: Elite Pacific Respect: Decent Middle Eastern Respect: Abysmal Regional Influence: Elite Regional Strength: Elite Research Ability: Decent [/i] -Specialized training continues. -A military parade is held in Moscow to celebrate the defeat of the Germans in May, 1945. This may have been the most extravagant parade in recent history. -Russia works with the US and EU to form a government friendly with the US, Russia, and EU. -Peacekeepers are sent to South Africa. -Russia proposes a merger between NASA and Roscosmos. The US accepts this deal. -Russia encourages EU and American automotive industries and companies to move to Russia. Not many companies take up this offer. -Russia promotes green energy strongly. -Russia heavily researches alternate energies. As of now nuclear energy is the only logical course of action. -NASA and Roscosmos begins researching new ways of propulsion. Diametric drive and Warp drive are heavily studied. Especially Warp. -Old Soviet shit is sold. [b]Ukraine - Sega Saturn[/b] [img]http://i.cubeupload.com/U0Ieeb.png[/img] [i]Economic Strength: Below Average Naval Strength: Abysmal Army Strength: Decent Air Force Strength: Decent Military Morale: Strong Civilian Morale: Decent Western European Respect: Weak Eastern European Respect: Decent African Respect: Decent North American Respect: Below Average South American Respect: Decent Asian Respect: Decent Pacific Respect: Decent Middle Eastern Respect: Decent Regional Influence: Above Average Regional Strength: Above Average Research Ability: Below Average [/i] -Moldova surrenders to the Ukraine and is made a puppet state. -T-72 upgrades commence. -The Ukraine plans to occupy Moldova for 10 years. -Moldova is made to adopt the Kredyt. -Moldova hands over its stocks of military vehicles and other weapons. -The Ukraine begins paying for repairs to Moldova’s infrastructure. -Transnistria remains independent. -The Ukraine recognizes the independence of Norther Epirus. -The Ukraine enters an alliance with Serbia. -Project Voskresinnya begins. It is a drive to recruit civil engineers and industrial designers to create modern housing, offices, and industrial spaces. -The government subsidizes Voskresinnya-linked developers. -Ukraine uses its authority over Moldova to force the latter into awarding contracts to Voskresinnya-linked developers. This makes green architecture extremely profitable to Ukrainian developers. -Military parades are held. Ukrainian flags are seen everywhere as the people celebrate their victory in the streets. -A propaganda campaign with the theme “Seize the future” begins. [b]Islamic Republic of Iran - cis.joshb[/b] [img]http://i.cubeupload.com/LK7c6K.png[/img] [i]Economic Strength: Below Average Naval Strength: Below Average Army Strength: Average Air Force Strength: Below Average Military Morale: Average Civilian Morale: Abysmal European Respect: Abysmal African Respect: Average North American Respect: Abysmal South American Respect: Average Asian Respect: Average Pacific Respect: Below Average Middle Eastern Respect: Average Regional Influence: Strong Regional Strength: Elite Research Ability: Weak [/i] -A committee of generals is created to allow seamless improvements to be made to the military. They are given the authority to make changes to the military. -Iran applies for membership to the Eurasian Conference. -Northern Epirus is recognized by Iran. -Azerbaijan is invaded by Iran. Azerbaijan fights back fiercely and Iran struggles to gain ground. -Tax breaks are offered to industrializing companies. -A committee for the liberalization of the country is created. This committee is tasked with keeping Islamic principles while allowing basic freedoms.

Day 272, It's.. It's here.. Also please don't tell me all turns are going to take this long otherwise I'll never get to make Canadia Stronk again! :O

[QUOTE=Diago21;41549559]Day 272, It's.. It's here.. Also please don't tell me all turns are going to take this long otherwise I'll never get to make Canadia Stronk again! :O[/QUOTE] It shouldn't take this long. I've just been incredibly busy lately. This next week should be the last week of such a level of busyness. [editline]22nd July 2013[/editline] I'm just glad Ven is gone. Not only does it mean one less turn the size of War and Peace but it means I won't be basically yelled at for some insignificant event that happened to his country.

I'd really love Awesomenauts or Runner2.

I actually haven't had to send in any bibles, I'm quite disappointed.

[QUOTE=Mr. Face;41549480]-Belarus begins funding a nuclear research program. It seems they wish to create weapons grade uranium[/QUOTE] [img_thumb]http://i.imgur.com/ii6FFmz.png[/img_thumb]