Modern World RP: V3 (Spill shit on carpets, remove Kebab) - Games

Game Night! Options: ARMA II OA (my server) - Agree ARMA II OA (Chibi Domination) - Disagree Garry's Mod - Funny Grand Theft Auto IV - Winner Battlefield: Bad Company 2 - Zing 7:00 PM Eastern USA (Midnight for you British bastards) [editline]22nd July 2013[/editline] Damn you FP, not letting me self rate. I'm voting for Chibi Domination.

Iran announces that the reasons for its invasion of Azerbaijan are its unacceptable demands on us to move our troops. We also are invading for the liberation of Nagorno Karabakh, which will be given to its rightful owner, Armenia.

Wait shit, I just voted but I forgot I'm working tonight. I'm changing my vote to that thing Face wants to do.

Ah yes, the familiar optimistic ratings.

Alright it looks like Chibi won. We're going to start in my server to just fool around for a bit. Server Name: ModernWorldRP Password: Polandball

Well...Ruskie showed up.

shit sorry man I'm over at a friends house so I couldn't go

[QUOTE=Mr. Face;41561453]Well...Ruskie showed up.[/QUOTE] A migraine was busy murdering me so I wasn't able to come.

It was like 4am for me so, yeah.

[B]Thursday![/B] Get the turns in this [B]Thursday! [/B]I've begun to be worried that every post I make will be drowned with optimistics.

I found maps for [URL="http://img843.imageshack.us/img843/4143/dwvanillablankmedium.png"]EU3's Divine Wind[/URL], [URL="http://ckiiwiki.com/images/b/b0/Map_kingdoms.PNG"]the "de jure" kingdom's of CK2 in 1066[/URL] and even [URL="http://img34.imageshack.us/img34/6651/rneka.png"]the map[/URL][URL="http://img22.imageshack.us/img22/1670/rnek1b.png"] for HOI3[/URL]! While we all enjoy the Vic2 map, we should consider varying it up once in a while.

[QUOTE=Damian0358;41582932]I found maps for [URL="http://img843.imageshack.us/img843/4143/dwvanillablankmedium.png"]EU3's Divine Wind[/URL], [URL="http://ckiiwiki.com/images/b/b0/Map_kingdoms.PNG"]the "de jure" kingdom's of CK2 in 1066[/URL] and even [URL="http://img34.imageshack.us/img34/6651/rneka.png"]the map[/URL][URL="http://img22.imageshack.us/img22/1670/rnek1b.png"] for HOI3[/URL]! While we all enjoy the Vic2 map, we should consider varying it up once in a while.[/QUOTE] I will NEVER, EVER fill out that third one. Holy shit, just look at Europe.

[QUOTE=Mr. Face;41584383]I will NEVER, EVER fill out that third one. Holy shit, just look at Europe.[/QUOTE] Yes, yes, scream in terror!

I have turns from Damian, Eli, and Ruskie.

I'm writing mine now.

I am having a hard time finding what nation to pick, some one pick for me, so I can probably run it into the ground.

[QUOTE=Intoxicated Spy;41592907]I am having a hard time finding what nation to pick, some one pick for me, so I can probably run it into the ground.[/QUOTE] Niger.

[QUOTE=Intoxicated Spy;41592907]I am having a hard time finding what nation to pick, some one pick for me, so I can probably run it into the ground.[/QUOTE] Cuba, Kenya, Nigeria, Somalia

I put them in random word picker, and the winner is [IMG]http://puu.sh/3LBpe.jpg[/IMG] [editline]25th July 2013[/editline] I went to send the PM with the turn, the some captcha shit pop'd up and didn't send it, and now its gone, fucking hell. [editline]25th July 2013[/editline] [IMG]http://puu.sh/3LEJn.png[/IMG] Great captcha shit garry. Sent the turn 3 times

Guys, seriously? Five turns. That's all I have. Tomorrow's your last day to get them in. If you don't have it in then, tough shit.

If they don't post em, you should give me all their lands

I'm writing the turn now. If you haven't sent in your turn then it's too late now. [editline]26th July 2013[/editline] If Sega would get online I could ask him a question about this turn...

[QUOTE=Mr. Face;41608142]I'm writing the turn now. If you haven't sent in your turn then it's too late now. [editline]26th July 2013[/editline] If Sega would get online I could ask him a question about this turn...[/QUOTE] I'm trying to get on steam right now but I can't seem to connect to the community server.

[b][u]Modern World: Turn 5[/u][/b] [i]Fall/Winter 2015[/i] [b]Map:[/b] [t]http://i.cubeupload.com/ULX6KI.png[/t] [b]World Events:[/b] -Serbian riots commence. -The Serbian and Ukrainian embassies in Albania are raided by separatists. The Ukraine takes military action to regain control of the embassies. [b]MAJOR WIKILEAKS[/b] N/A [b]Alliances[/b] -NATO -EU -Entente Cordiale -Franco-German Brigade -BALTRON -Anglo-Portuguese Alliance -CSTO -SCO -TAKM -Japanese/American Security Alliance -South Korean/American Military Alliance -Mutual Defense Treaty (U.S.-Philippines) -Israeli/American Alliance -COPAX -SADC -ANZUS -Five Power Defence Arrangements -Peninsula Shield Force -Canadian/Russian Alliance -German/Canadian Alliance -German/Finnish/Serb Alliance -Eurasian Conference [b]Wars[/b] -Internal Conflict of Burma: 1948- -Nigerian Sharia Conflict: 1953- -Conflict in Afghanistan: 1978- -Somalia Civil War: 1991- -Al-Queda insurgency in Yemen: 1992- -War in North-West Pakistan: 2004- -Mexican Drug War: 2006- -Sudanese nomadic conflicts: 2009- -Iraqi Insurgency (Post-U.S. Withdrawal): 2011- -Northern Mali conflict: 2012- -Naxalite-Maoist Insurgency: 1967-2014 -Sudanese Civil War: 2014- [b]Protests[/b] -Greek Protests -Serbian Riots [b]Republic of Serbia - Damian0358[/b] [img]http://i.cubeupload.com/2dqfau.png[/img] [i]Economic Strength: Abysmal Naval Strength: Weak Army Strength: Weak Air Force Strength: Weak Military Morale: Below Average Civilian Morale: Abysmal Western European Respect: Decent Eastern European Respect: Decent African Respect: Decent North American Respect: Decent South American Respect: Decent Asian Respect: Decent Pacific Respect: Decent Middle Eastern Respect: Decent Regional Influence: Weak Regional Strength: Weak Research Ability: Below Average[/i] -The Serbian military is moved in to quell the Hungarian protests. All this does is anger them even more as well as anger other Serbs. Many military men protest with the civilians. -Serbia balks at Albania's threats. Albania bristles and mobilizes its armies. -Serbia attempts to improve relations with the nations around it but almost all of them will have nothing to do with Serbia. -An economic alliance is offered with Greece. Greece flat out refuses. -Attempts are made to improve the economy but due to the riots the economic situation in Serbia has become terrible. -Attempts are made to crush the Serbian mafia. They fail. -The President announces that he believes turbo-folk to be immoral. Most Serbs don't care what he thinks. -France announces that they are canceling their alliance with Serbia. -Albanian Separatists raid the Serbian and Ukrainian embassy in Tirana and take the diplomats hostage. Ukrainian troops are sent in to liberate the embassy and remain in Tirana. Albania offers no resistance. [b]Republic of France - Eli45[/b] [img]http://i.cubeupload.com/3FJ0S0.png[/img] [i]Economic Strength: Elite Naval Strength: Above Average Army Strength: Elite Air Force Strength: Average Military Morale: Strong Civilian Morale: Above Average Western European Respect: Elite Eastern European Respect: Elite African Respect: Elite North American Respect: Elite South American Respect: Elite Asian Respect: Elite Middle Eastern Respect: Average Regional Influence: Elite Regional Strength: Elite Research Ability: Elite[/i] -The French military begins looking into ways to improve their air-to-air missiles. -Thorium reactor research continues. Construction begins on the first Thorium reactor facility outside of Paris. There are minor protests. -France exits its alliance with Serbia. -A name is given to the Mars rover that is to be launched in 2018. Découvreur. -Infrastructural improvements begin in the largest cities of France. -Corruption is rooted out. [b]Republic of India - Ruskie[/b] [img]https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/109107273/FoI.png[/img] [i]Economic Strength: Very Strong Naval Strength: Decent Army Strength: Strong Air Force Strength: Decent Military Morale: Elite Civilian Morale: Elite European Respect: Strong African Respect: Strong North American Respect: Above Average South American Respect: Decent Asian Respect: Elite Pacific Respect: Elite Middle Eastern Respect: Abysmal Regional Influence: Elite Regional Strength: Elite Research Ability: Strong [/i] -The government continues its project of improving its military to that of western standards. It goes well. -Basically relations improve with all of the nations around India. -Influence is gained over Sri Lanka economically as Sri Lanka's economy is entirely dependent on India. -Nepal, Bhutan, Bangladesh, Myanmar, and Sri Lanka all join India in a free movement agreement named the South-East Asia Free Movement Area. -INFRA [t]https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/109107273/Indian%20Internal%20Affairs%20Department.jpg[/t] [b]Ukraine - Sega Saturn[/b] [img]http://i.cubeupload.com/U0Ieeb.png[/img] [i]Economic Strength: Below Average Naval Strength: Abysmal Army Strength: Decent Air Force Strength: Decent Military Morale: Strong Civilian Morale: Decent Western European Respect: Weak Eastern European Respect: Decent African Respect: Decent North American Respect: Below Average South American Respect: Decent Asian Respect: Decent Pacific Respect: Decent Middle Eastern Respect: Decent Regional Influence: Above Average Regional Strength: Above Average Research Ability: Decent [/i] -Funding is placed to create a new elite task force of Ukrainian paratroopers based in the Odessa Oblast. It is named the 1st Airmobile Division. Trainees refer to themselves as the Batitsky Warriors. It is to be comprised of 12,000 elite paratroopers with an added 1,000 specialists and 100 engineers. 50 BMD-2 armored vehicles are to be moved to the division as well as 40 MI-24 Hinds. -The Ukraine offers to send 500 peacekeepers to Northern Epirus. Northern Epirus agrees. -Romania is asked to allow the Ukraine to overfly the nation in the event taht the Serbian/Ukrainian alliance is threatened by Albania. Romania refuses. -Educational facilites are funded to better the quality of research facilities in the Ukraine. -A National Energy Standards law is put into place. Buildings in urban areas must be renovated if they exceed a reasonable level of energy consumption per cubic foot. A code is made available to determine what "reasonable levels" are for different types of buildings. If the owners cannot afford renovations the government may offer to buy the property at 75% of the market value. The owner would either have to sell to the government which would improve the building or to a buyer who could pay for the renovations. -The parades end in the Ukraine but the "Seize the Future" campaign does not. The ideal of a perfect citizen, the "Ukrainian Citizen" is spread by the government. -People are encouraged to be hard-working, honest, avoid smoking and drinking, and to support the troops, in order to set an example for Eastern Europe. Despite this smoking and drinking are still prevalent and preferred activities throughout the Ukraine. [b]Islamic Republic of Iran - cis.joshb[/b] [img]http://i.cubeupload.com/LK7c6K.png[/img] [i]Economic Strength: Weak Naval Strength: Below Average Army Strength: Average Air Force Strength: Below Average Military Morale: Average Civilian Morale: Abysmal European Respect: Abysmal African Respect: Average North American Respect: Abysmal South American Respect: Average Asian Respect: Average Pacific Respect: Below Average Middle Eastern Respect: Average Regional Influence: Strong Regional Strength: Elite Research Ability: Weak [/i] -The invasion of Azerbaijan continues but Iran continues to be frustrated by the sheer tenacity of the Azerbaijani warriors. -Inactivity causes stagnation in the economy. [b]Federal Republic of Somalia - Intoxicated Spy[/b] [img]http://i.cubeupload.com/vU6Wcm.jpg[/img] [i] Economic Strength: Abysmal Naval Strength Abysmal Army Strength: Abysmal Air Force Strength: Abysmal Military Morale: Abysmal Civilian Morale: Abysmal European Respect: Abysmal African Respect: Abysmal North American Respect: Abysmal South American Respect: Abysmal Asian Respect: Abysmal Pacific Respect: Abysmal Middle Eastern Respect: Abysmal Regional Influence: Abysmal Regional Strength: Abysmal Research Ability: Abysmal[/i] -"Fuck rebel shit up" with what army? -Military check points are placed in every city. They're not very strong and many are overran. -Anyone who sympathizes with rebels is charged with high treason. Only three or four people are actually punished. [b]TURN IN YOUR TURNS BY NEXT THURSDAY, I DO NOT WANT A REPEAT OF THIS WEEK[/b]

im not even part of this rp but lol somalia

Oh god. I think it fucked up the turn when Face edited the map in. RIP.

[QUOTE=Eli45;41610153]Oh god. I think it fucked up the turn when Face edited the map in. RIP.[/QUOTE] If the edit function worked...

[URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Military_of_Somalia"]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Military_of_Somalia[/URL] [URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Somali_Police_Force"]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Somali_Police_Force[/URL] Just going to point out that Somalia does indeed have a capable and "Large" military force (In comparison for the area) and that while the "Militia's" do pose a serious threat to the Somali Forces, it's generally in only areas that they heavily occupy. They don't pose a much of a match for the decently trained forces (Somalia does have trained troops, Turkey helps train them, as well as some other nations.) Somalia has around 36,000 troops in total by the way. Really some of the main opposition to the Somali military is corrupt commanders and well actually fuck it, just have this: [QUOTE] Powerful vested interests and corrupt commanders are still the biggest obstacles to [army] reform. Efforts to provide the army with better equipment have been sluggish and dogged by allegations some is sold by officers. Attempts led by AMISOM to develop a coherent structure for the disparate militias and whip their members into fighting form have been problematic. There remains resistance to creation of an effective chain of command, rational military formations and even a credible troop roster. The respected former army chief, General Gelle, tried to improve things but was marginalised, then dismissed. [/QUOTE] TLDR Somalia has a capable military. The Somali police force is also capable and trained by Turkey. I don't know it's numbers though

[QUOTE=KriegsMar1ne;41610785][URL]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Military_of_Somalia[/URL] [URL]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Somali_Police_Force[/URL] Just going to point out that Somalia does indeed have a capable and "Large" military force (In comparison for the area) and that while the "Militia's" do pose a serious threat to the Somali Forces, it's generally in only areas that they heavily occupy. They don't pose a much of a match for the decently trained forces (Somalia does have trained troops, Turkey helps train them, as well as some other nations.) Somalia has around 36,000 troops in total by the way. Really some of the main opposition to the Somali military is corrupt commanders and well actually fuck it, just have this: TLDR Somalia has a capable military. The Somali police force is also capable and trained by Turkey. I don't know it's numbers though[/QUOTE] TL;DR, their military still sucks and is barely a military. They can't control their own nation. It's in anarchy. They can't "fuck rebel shit up" because they're basically entirely outnumbered. And it's not like Turkey has a world class military either, let's be serious here.

How long till Canadia can sweep in and save the day?