Modern World RP: V3 (Spill shit on carpets, remove Kebab)
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[QUOTE=Mr. Face;41222487]Tomorrow. Remind me everyone, message my ass on Steam and on here.[/QUOTE]
I am reminding you that you wanted me to remind you of something tomorrow, which tomorrow is today so today is why I am doing the reminding today and not yesterday since today is the tomorrow of the yesterday, and because I like to remind people on the day they ask me to remind them on, however not the day they asked me to remind them on the future day and I don't like to be late since then that would be the today of the tomorrow of the yesterday, which is currently in the present. Therefore I cannot be late in my today of tomorrowing so I must remind you today, otherwise I may even forget to remind you today of your reminder note you posted yesterday! But dont worry because today I'm reminding you that today was the day you wanted us to remind you of something that yesterday you posted that you wanted us to post today, which am kindly and sincerely doing today which is the tomorrow you spoke of, and not tomorrow from now time since tomorrow would be late and then I would have missed yesterday which is today whereupon you wanted me to remind you tomorrow of yesterday.
I was going to continue this and make it at least more than 2 paragraphs long but Eli just showed me a video of sheep castration with teeth and so I'm kinda done right now.
[editline]28th June 2013[/editline]
And then he showed me one of a horse.
My day has effectively been ruined. Thanks.
[QUOTE=Eli45;41229905][url=http://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1282854]You'll regret this.[/url][/QUOTE]
Huh.
Sheep's testicles look like spikes.
Weird.
he did it
with his [B]teeth[/B]
and then this:
[URL="http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=QH4Co36plu0"]http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=QH4Co36plu0[/URL]
:suicide:
The noise
dear lord the noise
the sound of the crunching in the second video will be forever ingrained into my memory
oh god why
[I]why[/I]
[img]http://24.media.tumblr.com/113a3944148b54c341dd157dfdb8d4c9/tumblr_mnjbs29IS91soyz98o2_400.gif[/img]
Face help I can't deal with all of this madness
Guys, no more animal testicle videos. It's fucking weird.
[editline]29th June 2013[/editline]
I'm about 75% done now but I'm gonna head to bed. I've got a lot of stuff to do tomorrow and I need to get sleep.
I'm leaving Ohio tomorrow to go to another workout.
[QUOTE=Mr. Face;41234702]Guys, no more animal testicle videos. It's fucking [B]revolting[/B][/QUOTE]
Waiting for this turn:
[img]http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/iQFROl8maVdMJ.gif[/img]
Guess I'll just have to keep pissing off my fellow Europeans in the meantime.
Hey guys, you know what would be great? How about you guys just forget that the nations south of me exist for the next couple of years. Then later, when you check back and don't find them, just assume that you imagined them to begin with. That'd be dandy.
I will be Canada if you're still accepting people.
[editline]29th June 2013[/editline]
GOD DAMNIT I WAS THE BEST CANADIAN!
Fine.. I can't decide if I want to be the UK, Australia or France..
[QUOTE=Diago21;41237203]I will be Canada if you're still accepting people.
[editline]29th June 2013[/editline]
GOD DAMNIT I WAS THE BEST CANADIAN!
Fine.. I can't decide if I want to be the UK, Australia or [B]France[/B]..[/QUOTE]
nope.
Australia it is, FOR THE MOTHERLAND!
[editline]29th June 2013[/editline]
A new challenger enters the global ring..
[b] THE COMMUNIST REPUBLIC OF AUSTRALIA [/b]
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/TSgmjSd.png[/IMG]
[b] G'day Mate! [/b]
Another member of the commonwealth realm becomes a commie.
[QUOTE=Diago21;41237203]I will be Canada if you're still accepting people.
[editline]29th June 2013[/editline]
GOD DAMNIT I WAS THE BEST CANADIAN!
Fine.. I can't decide if I want to be the UK, Australia or France..[/QUOTE]
Hahaha no.
I've always been Canada. Since the beginning of these games.
I am the best Canadian.
I am the Quintessential Canada.
[img]http://i.cubeupload.com/t7RKkw.png[/img]
[QUOTE=Diago21;41237257]
[b] THE COMMUNIST REPUBLIC OF AUSTRALIA [/b]
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/TSgmjSd.png[/IMG]
[b] G'day Mate! [/b][/QUOTE]
Communist Checklist:
[x] Red Flag
[ ] Komrad
[ ] Has "People's Republic" or "Democratic Republic" or some spin on "Socialist Republics"
Sorry, doesn't work out.
[QUOTE=Damian0358;41238226]Another member of the commonwealth realm becomes a commie.[/QUOTE]
rip
By the way...communism will fail hilariously in Australia.
[QUOTE=Mr. Face;41243479]By the way...communism will fail hilariously in Australia.[/QUOTE]
That's what makes it fun!
[QUOTE=Diago21;41244520]That's what makes it fun![/QUOTE]
You can try one of two things here. You can try being a revolutionary group which will be torn to shreds almost immediately OR you can try to convert to communism as the government itself which will cause unrest to begin with, then open protests, then rebellion.
Basically no matter what you do you're doomed to fail.
[editline]29th June 2013[/editline]
I'm writing now.
So wait Face. Should I wait till the next turn to is posted to join in?
[QUOTE=Diago21;41244588]So wait Face. Should I wait till the next turn to is posted to join in?[/QUOTE]
Wait for this turn to be posted, yes.
What Diago said:
[QUOTE=Diago21;41244520]That's what makes it fun![/QUOTE]
What I read:
[quote=Diago21]I don't take games like this seriously at all and have absolutely no problem ruining good countries for future players.[/quote]
[editline]29th June 2013[/editline]
Kamikazi would you fucking stop rating every single god damn one of my posts disagree? What are you, 5 years old? Grow up and do something productive with yourself.
[QUOTE=Ven Kaeo;41245556]What Diago said:
What I read:
[editline]29th June 2013[/editline]
Kamikazi would you fucking stop rating every single god damn one of my posts disagree? What are you, 5 years old? Grow up and do something productive with yourself.[/QUOTE]
Oh my friend, I take games like this very seriously as you could likely tell from when I was once the Great Nation of CANADIA. I digress though, stop being such a negative nancy.
You probably ran glorious Canada into the ground, you heretic.
Ven, seriously. Stop posting this shit in my thread.
[QUOTE=Ven Kaeo;41245789]You probably ran glorious Canada into the ground, you heretic.[/QUOTE]
Right.. Even though we came out on top in a dying world. Maybe you should do your research.
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