I think I may have made a mistake. A turn of events is about to take place in my campaign which will result in the Tech Priest of the group falling through the atmosphere of the planet unprotected, melee weapon drawn, aiming right for the big bad where he will smash right through it's chest cavity with an attack combining the terminal velocity fall damage from 50,000m, (1d10+~4000) fall damage, and a (1d10+(SBx10)) melee attack with whatever he uses. Needless to say he and the big bad will be a steaming pile of meat in a gore-filled crater following his little falcon punch session. Then he plans on using a Fate Point to come back as a living pile of meat and rebuild himself as a Dr. Doom/Iron Man/Darth Vader equivalent. What has science done.
Clearly copying my group :saddowns:
For a hint on tonights session, the players will be serving as an escort for a respected Administratium Clerk.
Can we torture him?
No. No you cannot.
:smith:
Toilet. Singularity.
Made fiends with a rouge trader captain.
Got some very vintage wine into the bargain.
The battle is escalating. The Skitarii have showed up as well as dozens of enemy Black Thorn Cultists led by a witch with blade skills and a colossal, once-human, metal-plated abomination carrying a 2-handed great sword in only one hand. Planning on using horde rules for combat.
Is your cultist leader Gutts?
Which makes me wonder just how far would Gutts-like person get in 40k...
Soon we will embark on project M.A.D
Machine Assisited DOOM!
Long story short we plan to replace as much of Mad here with the highest grade synthetics as possible and then cram him into a suit of power armour.
Think Judge Dredd meets Robo cop Meets Terminator.
[editline]19th May 2011[/editline]
we just need the funding
Why wasn't I told of that
It's better if you don't know.
[QUOTE=thisguy123;29923495]Soon we will embark on project M.A.D
Machine Assisited DOOM!
Long story short we plan to replace as much of Mad here with the highest grade synthetics as possible and then cram him into a suit of power armour.
Think Judge Dredd meets Robo cop Meets Terminator.
[editline]19th May 2011[/editline]
we just need the funding[/QUOTE]
But I'm the Techpriest, I wanna be the robot. :saddowns:
I spent the last 4 hours in combat and we're still not done. The skitarii showed up and their commander is focusing on Talos(the metal abomination) while the 5 of them fight off a horde of cultists who keep warping in from the shadows thanks to the witch. The daemonhost keeps healing himself while the lesser daemon got the crap kicked out of him by "Arkansas" Jones and his frag grenades of emperors fury. The witch is using distort vision and is in fierce combat with Nixios(Psyker). Zek(Scum) is pinned under the crane which fell on top of him, while Samos(Cleric) is kicking ass with his dual blades going around decapitating cultists. He even struck 3 of them down at once when they were ganging up on him. Commander Septimus(Skitarii Veteran Leader) is facing down Talos with his powerblade and has managed to cut his 2h sword in half, making it a regular sword. Our 14 year-old girl Lyra ashified two cultists with an accidental energy blast which also destroyed all her items and clothes which was very awkward for all who were there (She now is wearing cultist robes to hide her shame).
Summary:
A Colossus, Daemonhost, Witchblade, and innumerable cultists V.S. 4 Elite Skitarii, A Veteran Skitarii Commando, a Biomancer, a Nascent psyker, a dual sword-wielding cleric, a runty scum, an Indiana Jones rip-off, and a rapidly-approaching fraternity of Adeptus Mechanicus (Delta Delta Delta) led by our own Tech-Priest Delphan carrying a prototype city-destroying bomb.
And M.A.D is a curious name for a battle suit. I like H.A.V.O.K. "Heavily Armed Vehicle Of Killing".
I'm surprised no one's yet posted toilet singularity here.
I've been playing as a Lawful-Good guardsman in online mini-sessions with some friends. My guy does everything for the good of others. We're on a feudal world and I believe I have met my nemesis, some shady man-in-black who stole my uplifting primer during combat, after he tortured some innocents, and made a run for it as his goons came at me. I will hunt him down and kill him. When I find him I will say: "[I]My name is Armand Delroth. You stole my Uplifting Primer. Prepare to die.[/I]"
[img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/24644664/The%203rd%20Missionp1.png[/img]
Sorry it's so late, the events of two weeks ago!
HEY I was only taking a piss.
[editline]1st June 2011[/editline]
Wait I thought it was 3 months downtime of which I was out for 4 days and others for a month or something
Or was it 4 months of which I was out for 4 weeks and 4 days, and others were two months or something
:psyduck:
we forgot to mention while Mad was taking a leak he decided to roll for perception.
He rolled natural 1 (the second natural 1 he ever rolled)
"While pissing in your alcohol induce stupor you suddenly have a brief and vivid moment of clarity."
And there was only a toilet singularity in the toilet, not in the bathroom. I put the lid down before going in the hallway and bracing for the warp jump sitting on the floor.
[editline]1st June 2011[/editline]
Also I heard the guard humming some song.
[editline]1st June 2011[/editline]
It should also be noted that I have shit luck with rolls, at least normally.
Not while doing meaningless shit like taking a leak and doing an awareness roll suddenly.
[editline]1st June 2011[/editline]
To do: More amasec, chatting with guardsmen, plausibly destroying a bar
Sorry for not being present this week for sessions. :saddowns:
There was no sessions this week.
I don't know if there will be any tomorrow
[editline]1st June 2011[/editline]
So much planning and plotting and integrating in Skype chat
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