Empires & Revolution 1836 - 50% More Punctual Edition - Games

[QUOTE=Telepethi;46032572]Why isn't there a technology section?[/QUOTE] Why should there be? You can just stick it under the relevant section.

I'll stick you in the relevant section

[QUOTE=Telepethi;46032912]I'll stick you in the relevant section[/QUOTE] creep [editline]20th September 2014[/editline] Every turn you send in causes me great pain or pleasure. Whichever motivates you to get it in faster. I've got native hunter's, seed eater's, Xonax's, and telepethi's

Dude my name is right there You literally quoted it It's "Telepethi"

[QUOTE=Telepethi;46033793]Dude my name is right there You literally quoted it It's "Telepethi"[/QUOTE] Oops, my bad. Corrected it. Sorry.

[b]This is what I would like to call Turn 2. The thread music symbolizes the double penetration the ottoman empire faces. Bit groggy when I wrote this so I’ll look over it and correct some stuff[/b] [video=youtube;oTs6oQx1WJY]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oTs6oQx1WJY[/video] [t]http://i.cubeupload.com/2liq1f.png[/t] [b]Events of 1837:[/b] Spain adopts a new constitution Earthquake in syria kills thousands Canadian militia destroy a US steam boat [b] Turns! [/b] [b]Texas - [Seed Eater][/b] [img]https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/38678023/texas.png[/img] -Texas takes the land it claims to own back from the USA -Texas crosses the rio grande -A dialogue is opened up with mexico and the UK. Mexico doesn’t recognize texan sovereignty, however britain hasn’t responded -(Note to you, I didn’t see your new flag in your PM) [b]Prussia - Mr. Face[/b] [img]http://i.cubeupload.com/5HQKCX.png[/img] -The monarch’s son is caught to be a homosexual and is killed via shooting squad. [b]The Russian Empire - Native Hunter[/b] [img]http://i.imgur.com/JHv2Ld2.jpg[/img] [b]Why did you let your flag carrier drop your flag in mud[/b] -A deal is made with greece and serbia that for their contributions to the war with the ottoman empire they shall be allotted lands. -Russia, austria, greece, and serbia declare war on the ottoman empire. -Casualties are very heavy for the russians and ottomans due to Russia’s very aggressive tactics. -Constantinople is blockaded by warships who have defeated the ottoman empire’s dated navy. -The russian citizens are told that ottoman soldiers attacked russian soldiers without provocation, thus prompting the invasion. -Cossacks are sent to ravage the ottoman landscape -Alaska and siberia are claimed by the russian empire. -Arms manufacturing ramps up -Key ottoman figures become targets of assassins, blame is put on the russian empire. -A telescopic rifle scope is developed and attached to some new firearms. -Land from moldavia, wallachia, and the ottoman empire are combined to form Romania, a puppet state. -Capitalists are encouraged to take risks and open business. However there aren’t very many willing to do so. [b]The Boers - Satansick[/b] [img]http://i.cubeupload.com/PlS9vs.png[/img] -Black people continue to be shot [b]USA - LoganIsAwesome[/b] [img]http://i.cubeupload.com/TcB2Ia.png[/img] -Citizenship is offered to well educated mexicans -A pro american government is installed after signing a treaty that grants the USA the land it wants. -Anti-shrapnel helmets are developed, they do exactly what it sounds like they do. -The west is made cheap as fuck to live in, no idea how though, it just is! -Slavery is banned in the west, this causes much concern amongst the south because while those places aren’t states, they will eventually be. -Small schools are built in the new territory, and attempts are made to build factories. However most are unfeasible due to population and infrastructure. -Welfare, Social security and Insurance programs are set up, however this causes a noticeable deficit in the budget. Insurance is encouraged to be privatize, while welfare and social security are publically funded. -The jobless are given random jobs by the government, such as working on infrastructure. [b]Egypt - Telepathi[/b] [img]http://i.cubeupload.com/eZIb6k.png[/img] -Saudi Arabia is invaded, Egypt gains lots of pretty much useless land. But they can dickwave the size of their empire via wikipedia in 170 years. -A bolt action rifle that makes use of sealed brass wall cartridges. However it’s quite advanced for laborors, and it doesn’t even function all too well. -Refugees from the ottoman empire whose homes have been destroyed by the cossacks begin coming in. -Colonies are built to the west and south, however not many migrants show up. -The massive construction of the Suez canal begins. -Railroads are built, with a center in cairo. The center is called central union station. -An alliance is created with the ottoman empire, who are requesting egypt honor the alliance and provide help. [b]UK - Xonax[/b] [img]http://i.imgur.com/S6XkBBf.png[/img] -The UK looks for trade partners and finds some within some european nations. -Factories are built -Railroads are built If you see any mistakes feel free to point them out

FOR MOTHER RUSSIA

[QUOTE=Native Hunter;46044546]FOR MOTHER RUSSIA[/QUOTE] CHEEKI BREEKI

Joining as the Canadian Alliance Society, woo.

Offer alliance to Ottomans Ottomans get rekt WELP. I guess I'll take their Iraqi and Libyan territory...

[QUOTE=Telepethi;46048003]Offer alliance to Ottomans Ottomans get rekt WELP. I guess I'll take their Iraqi and Libyan territory...[/QUOTE] Nyet, Iraq is mine, you can have the libyan territory

Get the fuck out of the Middle East you Christian Imperialist Swine.

Oh hey. We're finally on page two. First page was getting laggy.

[QUOTE=Telepethi;46050717]Get the fuck out of the Middle East you Christian Imperialist Swine.[/QUOTE] You'll be christian too soon enough

[QUOTE=Native Hunter;46050963]You'll be christian too soon enough[/QUOTE] Every member of Islam you convert to Christianity will cost you five times as many of your soldiers or civilians, heretic.

[QUOTE=Telepethi;46051027]Every member of Islam you convert to Christianity will cost you five times as many of your soldiers or civilians, heretic.[/QUOTE] I'd thing it'd be the opposite, and the word you're looking for is infidel not heretic

heretic, infidel, same thing. It means nonbeliever.

Joining for old times sake. Give me my past country, Iran. :dance:

Do you mean persia?

[QUOTE=Chernobyl426;46060680]Joining for old times sake. Give me my past country, Iran. :dance:[/QUOTE] Welcome, also if anyone else wants to join there are still spots. Important countries that need filled are france, austria, two siciles/holy see, and japan. Though you can just play as whatever you want.

[QUOTE=Telepethi;46061589]Do you mean persia?[/QUOTE] Yes.

Zarthalan: eh, people can still just put shit in notepad and send it on saturday Zarthalan: Could you post that in the thread please that I say just stick your turns into notepad and get them in asap when I'm unbanned? Zarthalan: unbanned like saturday at 7 pm I believe Do that guys.

How do you go into a banme thread and not think "Hey if I post here I'm gonna get banned"?

Like, [i]oh my god[/i] Persia took me out to dinner last night and it was [i]amaaaaaaziiiiing[/i]. We had some Shawarma in Lebanon then we went to Cairo and had Cafe au Lait outside a little bistro and watched the sun set over the pyramids. It was [i]so[/i] romantic.

is anyone playing Canada?

[QUOTE=ImperialGuard;46086304]is anyone playing Canada?[/QUOTE] yea

o, damn. Bavaria it is then.

I am not gonna play anymore. Anyone who wants to play for the US is welcome to.

[QUOTE=LoganIsAwesome;46086465]I am not gonna play anymore. Anyone who wants to play for the US is welcome to.[/QUOTE] [img]http://emotibot.net/pix/7817.jpg[/img] [highlight](User was banned for this post ("Image macro / shitposting, isn't learning" - Craptasket))[/highlight]

welp Im done too, getting a bit bored of Russian EMpire