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fuck, ok, I'll admit, Im not the best at video games, but like to think Im pretty damn decent, but what the hell is this, I cant get past the SECOND GODDAMN LEVEL top score: 2319

Protips: 1. Forget everything you've ever learned about physics. 2. There is a dead body in your trunk, that is why it is so heavy back there. 3. You can try again with the spacebar. 4. When on the "try again?" menu, hold up and left and then click it. You get a free cruise up until the second coral. (Thanks to a poster on page something.) 5. MUTE THE GAME. JESUS CHRIST, IT'S LIKE A BROKEN RECORD OF A RIPPED SOUND FILE FROM CHARLIE BROWN. 6. You will not make it past level 2. Ever. I love how as soon as you get real air, you drop like a fucking space shuttle.

Ey sponge bob, suck my dick you fucking faggot. WORST GAME EVER

I bet Zynga made this because they were mad at Valve for beating them.

fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuckety fuck fuck [QUOTE=Beetle179;21469587]Protips: I love how as soon as you get real air, you drop like a fucking space shuttle.[/QUOTE] Yeah fuck the fact that you're underwater and in a fucking boat. Holy shit just got to the second level. And if I have a propeller why do I need wheels. :saddowns:

I forgot to turn off XFire and now it's on my permanent record. Why does XFire support this in the first place?

I got passed the first level. Then I lost both my lives on the second one and now i have to start all over again.

I got past the first level, but lost both my lives on the first two areas of the fucking game.

I didn't think it'd be that bad. First time I went in reverse, I nearly flipped this shit. This game is fucking bad. I barely got over the first bowl. The music is monotonous and the controls are shit. Game Over.

why the fuck do the up and down keys make you move from side to side?

Can't even pass the first hiil, mother fucker keeps flipping on me. EDIT: Highest score is 310

The fact that Nickelodeon has animating and actionscript skills, and makes this crap- i am dissapoint at the games the make.

yes, level 4, 7032 points

[B]Highest Score[/B] [URL="http://spongebob.nick.com/fans/profile/abcfeg12/"]abcfeg12[/URL] Score 1,000,000,001 HOW?!

this is for kids and we are all obviously all such experienced gmoder's and we can't even get close

this game is fuckin retarded :suicide:

[QUOTE=Fatman55;21539277][B]Highest Score[/B] [URL="http://spongebob.nick.com/fans/profile/abcfeg12/"]abcfeg12[/URL] Score 1,000,000,001 HOW?![/QUOTE] CheatEngine or something similar, I presume.

Get the avgn to review this :)

Oh my god... GOD DAMMIT I CAN'T TAKE THIS SHIT! I mean, what kind of sadistic creep makes this kind of game!? To make matters worse It's for children. they force children to go through this rubbish. :S argh, I need some violence, fast.

OMG imagine if egoraptor made a parody of this ^0^ lawl! [editline]03:09PM[/editline] [QUOTE=Codename 47;20747085]Oh god, how can anyone get themselves to publish such a game?! THINK OF THE CHIILDREN![/QUOTE] this is step one of turning your child into a suicidal emo [img]http://209.85.62.26/12250/21/emo/Suicide.gif[/img]

Bump for the funniest.

God damn you spongebob. You and your smug ass face.

I think they killed the comments...

[QUOTE=Fatman55;21539277][B]Highest Score[/B] [URL="http://spongebob.nick.com/fans/profile/abcfeg12/"]abcfeg12[/URL] Score 1,000,000,001 HOW?![/QUOTE] Oh haha that's me I used Cheat Engine.

Why are the roads so full of hills, and what car tries to fly in the air when you go forward

holy fuck i beat the first level, damn best achievement of my life so far.

OMFGMGKLJJGJNG this was made for CHUCK NORRIS!!! jdjsfsndf *this isnt real* *pant* *this isnt real* *sniff* *this isnt real* *huh* *this isnt real* *wtf is happening?!* *this isnt real*

Fuck this game and fuck nickelodeon I don't even care how much I used to watch it anymore

I played it again ITS STILL HORRIBLE

It will always be horrible. ALWAYS.