why does the 2nd coral throw you backwards
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[QUOTE=deathlinger;22378141]i found a worst game :O
gibbys shirtless showdown
the concept is worst but it is easier and on the third level i'm shure he says "holy jizz"[/QUOTE]
lol he does say that
This game is bullshit
It's really not too bad now that I play it again. Got past the first level easily. It's the lack of lives which is the problem. You die, you start over.
Here's Newton's third law of motion:
[quote]For every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction[/quote]
Here's this game's law of motion:
[quote]For every action, there is a reaction that'll fuck you over[/quote]
Could this fucking piece of shit game be any laggier, too?
this is why spongebob can't seem to pass his driving test...the fucking course and controls
The gravity
Oh god the overpowered gravity
Link for people in the UK:
[url]http://www.nick.co.uk/shows/spongebob/games/game_host.aspx?url=swf/boatocross[/url]
Yes i got to level 2 yes!
Edit:
NOOOOOO THERES LIVES!?
Switch the quality to low. See the difference. FEEL THE DIFFERENCE.
Someone remake the first level for Happy wheels!
[QUOTE=Borg184;22545939]Closest I can find to a Troll face
[IMG]http://memegenerator.net/Spongebob-Face/File/19494/Spongebob-Face.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]
hang on I know a guy who has an appropriate picture.
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No fucking wonder he never passed his driver's test...
Oh it doesn't look that bad...
*Plays the game*
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im so close to locking all of you fuckers for making me play this
Possible this game could of been built/based off the "Line rider Engine"?
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I like how optimized this game is. Physics in this game are obviously too awesome.
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I have a 2.7 GHZ Quad Core
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Oh, wow what. On the second stage I fell into the hole and my front wheel started glitching into the wall then my actual boat went in trough, I fell trough the wall & got respawned without the death animation & without losing a life.
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Got a score of 4206 on the first level alone... I think it may be related to how you hit the flag.
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[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gr6wPeCD5tQ[/media]
Hey Facepunch, long time observer, first time poster. I made this account to express how much I [b]fucking hate this game[/b]. The best and only way to express my inner [b]hatred[/b] would to press caps lock and then proceed to smash my face on the keyboard several times; I don't think that would go well here so I will just leave this long winded reply instead to express my thoughts.
My god...why would someone make something like this? And how do kids even put up with those controls. Where's good old WASD or Arrows? They need to be learning those... Well, I mean, arrows that aren't THIS bad.
Someone needs to contact the guy who made Happy Wheels and add a "Smug Sponge" character to the game. Then we can take out our frustrations.
[IMG]http://i45.tinypic.com/72rfhh.jpg[/IMG]
Is this supposed to be fun?
How sf4kym got 2,147,483 points...the world will never know.
My Leg!
FUCKING FUCKING FUCKING
oh don't get me started
[QUOTE=Foo King;22865587]How sf4kym got 2,147,483 points...the world will never know.[/QUOTE]
cheat engine
This isn't a game. No it is fucking luck that you'll get past the first rock or the first level. This isn't a game, it is a murder instigator.
I think ive given Spongebob- X29 Concusions
X 7 broken necks
X 5 Dismemberments
X2099- Broken bones
Looks like a rip-off of another flash game on the internet.
Fuck yes level 3
I dont know how this worked but I pressed forwards, right clicked then clicked off, it always went forward, never stopping and I actually managed to beat the first level with a decent score.
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Never give up Facepunch!
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Then Again...
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HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE?! How can I crash before the first fucking coral! God damn!
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