The tomato screamed as found it someone close a door on me, it stared at the door in anger and attempted to bite the metal door through rage. Being the soft tomato it was, it didn't even made a scratch.
[B]The Feeblian begins to swing his arms about trying to slap the sauce off.[/B] "Ehh, its so sticky. So hard to get off. This might be too sticky for me to clean Sledge."
On the opposite side, Yanim could hear the thump of the edible monstrosity against the bar room door. Since the door slid to the side like the doors of a certain famous TV starship, Yanim decided to try opening and then rapidly closing the door in an effort to slice the tomato!
"Damn. Looks like I'll be going in blind." The Ragu was burning his eyes with its saucy goodness.
[B]ACTION: SLEDGE SWINGS BLINDLY AT THE TOMATO DISTRACTED BY THE DOOR[/B]
[Sorry for my inactivity guys. ]
After sending over several hours within the armory, working on a personal project relentless as other duties begin to sack up. Viper finishes it just barley before the primitive mechanical clock on the wall of Lion's workroom hit 12:00. Letting out a ring across the room as Viper took a step back and looked at what the Sanghvi had created on top of the work table.It was a small metallic shell similar to Viper's and was based on the Revati rock sake. A species that evolved within the same asteroid belt that the Sanghvi hall from, often serving as companions to the Sanghvi.
However Viper's work wasn't done yet as the shell lacked a core, the equivalent to what a soft-carbon's brain, organs and muscle would be. It couldn't be created within a full gravity environment and needed raw resources that's is only found within asteroids. After taking a moment to overview the shell, looking out for any defects. Viper took the shell and paced it within a metal container along with a container of rare minerals that will used for later, before heading back to Viper's personal living area. Viper used the built in map system to find the room as Viper didn't set foot in it yet as Viper ignored it in favor of more important tasks.
As Viper walked into the room it had a bunch of strange things that greatly confused the Sanghvi. Like a large soft pad with with a tiny pad at one of the ends and small room with access port to waste system of the ship . At any rate, Viper found a small space near the desk and put the containers next to it.Viper then looked around the room, finding nothing of interest to the Sanghvi beside the observation port witch has a very nice view of Termina Central. Viper stood a moment to overlook the planet before a sudden flash started to came from the visor, showing the details of planet. Annoyed, Viper turned off the suit's alerts and it's display. Looking out at the metal planet with many lights shining off the world, as a light in contrast the blacks depths of the void that flowed forever.
[QUOTE=Sega Saturn;47595180]On the opposite side, Yanim could hear the thump of the edible monstrosity against the bar room door. Since the door slid to the side like the doors of a certain famous TV starship, Yanim decided to try opening and then rapidly closing the door in an effort to slice the tomato![/QUOTE]
Mini Roll Critical Failure[1]: As Yanim has thought up a way to kill the tomato once and for all she made sure to activate the door to close while the tomato made it's way pass it, unfortunately the tomato was quicker to notice this pattern and made sure it spat another joyful sauce at the alien.
[QUOTE=Bathacker;47595181]"Damn. Looks like I'll be going in blind." The Ragu was burning his eyes with its saucy goodness.
[B]ACTION: SLEDGE SWINGS BLINDLY AT THE TOMATO DISTRACTED BY THE DOOR[/B][/quote]
Mini Roll[4]: Once the Tomato's business with Yanim was done, it turned to find a man with a hammer furious as ever tried to exterminate it. The tomato screamed in fear and attempted to escape, preventing a fatal squish from Mr. Hammer.
"Wait guys, come here. I have a plan. After examining the ragu on Sledge, I know what will defeat him." [B]Squish yells, hoping that he is heard by his fellow crew mates.[/B]
[video=youtube;sHyc9B1aj1I]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHyc9B1aj1I[/video]
^Fight theme music
"Eeyyyeeeeeee!" Yanim squealed as the sauce splattered all over. Blinded, she tried to back up and instead slipped on the tomato mush. Skada leaped into action, reacting exactly how she had programmed him to: licking the sauce off everyone and everything in the room like any canine would.
[QUOTE=Sparkeagle;47595233]"Wait guys, come here. I have a plan. After examining the ragu on Sledge, I know what will defeat him." [B]Squish yells, hoping that he is heard by his fellow crew mates.[/B][/QUOTE]
"I HEARD YOU" yelled Sledge as he got back up on Squish's grill again. "What's the plan?"
As Viper begin to relax as the Sanghvi's eyes stared at the endless void. A major alert came from visor,blinding as a red flash fills the display. Taking Viper off guard and making the Sanghvi lose balance and fall into the widow, Leaving a small crack that is just big enough to cause the metal stutters to came down and leaves the room in darkness for a moment as the artificial lights turn on filling the room with light. Viper quickly regains balance and has the suit show what was so damn important.
It was footage from a camera showing Sledge in all out battle with a small plant....Viper stare in anger for a moment before quickly pacing to the bar.
[QUOTE=Sparkeagle;47595233]"Wait guys, come here. I have a plan. After examining the ragu on Sledge, I know what will defeat him." [B]Squish yells, hoping that he is heard by his fellow crew mates.[/B][/QUOTE]
"WHAT?" Yanim replied, gently but firmly shoving Skada off of her before wiping the remaining residue off her goggles.
"Alright, so Sledge, you go get some bags of flour from the kitchen. Yanim, you go and get some clothing and art supplies." [B]Squish then runs off to try and distract the tomato for as long as possible.[/B] "Hey you mister saucy pants. I see you like to get everybody sticky. Well I got some sticky mess for you." [B]Squish pulls out a pepper shaker and begins to sniff. After a few seconds nothing happens, but then Squish begins to start sneezing up a storm. Snot begins to cover everything.[/B]
Sledge produced several bags of flour. "Way ahead of you, buddy."
"VAT THE?!!" Joseph yelled as he saw a giant tomato hopping past him. The natural instinct of wanting to cut open any unknown lifeform soon took over him. Taking out a big bone saw, he chased the tomato.
"Come over here! I promise I vill KILL you!"
"Where the fuck am I going to finding the art supplies?!" Yanim snapped in reply. "And flowers? How will-" she paused as Sledge suddenly dropped several ten pound bags of all-purpose flour onto the ground. Without any further argument, she tossed over her sauce-drenched pea coat and scarf. Despite still being clad in a long-sleeve shirt and skirt underneath, Yanim seemed quite embarrassed.
[QUOTE=iAmaNewb;47595353]"VAT THE?!!" Joseph yelled as he saw a giant tomato hopping past him. The natural instinct of wanting to cut open any unknown lifeform soon took over him. Taking out a big bone saw, he chased the tomato.
"Come over here! I promise I vill KILL you!"[/QUOTE]
Mini-Roll[3]: The tomato peeped out towards Squish moving closer until a mad man with a bone saw came out of nowhere hunting it down. The tomato sprang into action and hopped as quick as it can. Joseph tired himself out before he could cut the thing in half.
[B]Meanwhile, while Joseph was distracting the tomato, Squish starts stacking the bags of flour a certain way and puts clothing on it. As a finishing touch, Squish puts his glasses on what appears to be a dummy.[/B] "Alright, so now all we have to do is make the tomato eat this. Ooohh, I hope this works. I would hate to lose a perfectly good pair of glasses for nothing."
Mini-Roll[7] The Tomato saw an opportunity at the dummy with glasses, it twitched and hopped towards it. It had a feeling to eat this sort of thing. Perhaps it was worth a try for it.
Sledge set himself up to taunt the tomato towards the flour-dummy.
"HEY TOMATO! YOU LIKE TOMATOES? WELL CHECK OUT THESE TOMATOES!"
[b]*GRATUITOUS CROTCH CHOP*[/b]
((Oh shoot, I don't know if you want this to come before what you just said. :v:))
[QUOTE=Bathacker;47595413]Sledge set himself up to taunt the tomato towards the flour-dummy.
"HEY TOMATO! YOU LIKE TOMATOES? WELL CHECK OUT THESE TOMATOES!"
[b]*GRATUITOUS CROTCH CHOP*[/b][/QUOTE]
snip then
Iska heard Yanim squeel and turned around, only to look wide eyed at this tomatic menance. She threw her bottle at it, promptly missing and hitting the wall.
[Now this is just fucked] she exlaimed. Iska made her way back to her room and picked up the LWA-I and returned to the bar, determined to end this unholy creature.
(( lol a crotch chop is a taunt, like this:
[img]http://i.imgur.com/n1ZjM64.gif[/img]
BUT SLEDGE WILL TAKE IT
KICK THE TOMATO IN THE TOMATOTES FOR MASSIVE DAMAGE ))
As Viper was pacing down the hall way to elevator as crew members made sure to get of the way as the visor showed a ever gowning mess as the crew members tired to take down a small plant with a over elaborate trap with flour bags and a pair of glasses. As the Sanghvi entered the elevator, Viper radio in to Sledge. "Enforcer Sledge make sure not to destroy half of the ship in your gave battle against a most vile farm plant" Viper said in a most Annoyed voice.
[QUOTE=Bathacker;47595434]BUT SLEDGE WILL TAKE IT
KICK THE TOMATO IN THE TOMATOTES FOR MASSIVE DAMAGE ))[/QUOTE]
Mini-Roll Critical Success [highlight][9][/highlight]: With less than a moment Sledge found an advantage and took his chances towards killing this tomato once and for all. The tomato screamed out and watched as it's insides were squished by a built foot. The tomato took some heavy breaths and noticed it's other half was literally slush. The tomato's last actions was to escape from the enemies, now crawling instead of hopping. It tried to keep itself together but too much sauce is spilling all over the floor.
As she entered the bar, sledge squished the tomato monster, sending juice all over the room, staining Iska in the process.
She stood still for a while and pondered what just happened.
Then she let out long, loud groan. Very pissed off, iska sat down on a chair at a table and started to whipe the tomato sauce off her face.
[QUOTE=Deathgrunt;47595435]As Viper was pacing down the hall way to elevator as crew members made sure to get of the way as the visor showed a ever gowning mess as the crew members tired to take down a small plant with a over elaborate trap with flour bags and a pair of glasses. As the Sanghvi entered the elevator, Viper radio in to Sledge. "Enforcer Sledge make sure not to destroy half of the ship in your gave battle against a most vile farm plant" Viper said in a most Annoyed voice.[/QUOTE]
"I DON'T KNOW WHO THIS IS" Sledge barked into his communicator as he continued chasing the tomato down the hallway.
"GOTCHA!" Joseph yelled as he sprang out from behind a corner, trapping the tomato between Sledge and himself.
"On three! Von, two, THREE!" Joseph yelled as he brandished his bonesaw.
As Viper stood within the small elevator, The Sanghvi hit the floor of the bar and stood in wait. Beside the Sanghvi in the elevator was none other then medical assistant Williams. Viper stood completely still as door closed, leaving elevator alone with the rock monster. "If I stand completely. Maybe it wont notice me."
Williams tired to stand not moving as the elevator music turned on. For several minutes Williams started to breath heavily and tired to make sure not to pissed himself in fear as Viper looked at the ongoing mess though the eyes of the cameras.
"Noo, don't kill the poor creature. It has done nothing wrong. What is wrong with you monsters." [B]Squish runs after it trying to protect it.[/B]
[QUOTE=iAmaNewb;47595474]"GOTCHA!" Joseph yelled as he sprang out from behind a corner, trapping the tomato between Sledge and himself.
"On three! Von, two, THREE!" Joseph yelled as he brandished his bonesaw.[/QUOTE]
MUSIC TIME:
[video=youtube;wrxywYgmmVk]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wrxywYgmmVk[/video]
((gawd damn when did Dropbox become so shitty))
Sledge draws both of his hammers, bringing both to maximum power and rushing towards the tomato!
They drag against the ground creating a trail of sparks as he gives both hammers a 360-degree SPINNING STRIKE!
[b]ACTION: MULCH A TOMATE![/B]
Sorry, you need to Log In to post a reply to this thread.
