OUTBREAK V2: A Zombie Nation RP - Games

They should come to Ireland it's great here. Tons of booze to forget your woes.

New Zealand will work with refugees to assimilate them into Kiwi culture and to provide them a space place to live.

fuck off nukenigs we're full [sp]jk, if any of you have advanced degrees/technical knowledge we'll happily take you and even help pay for your relocation[/sp]

The Republic of Ireland will offer full citizenship to any North Korean refugee who joins the Irish Defense Force.

[QUOTE=Snoberry Tea;52454782]The Republic of Ireland will offer full citizenship to any North Korean refugee who joins the Irish Defense Force.[/QUOTE] And thus over one million under fed and extremely short North Koreans flocked to Ireland, causing massive food shortages and beginning the second Irish Potato Famine. [sp]/s[/sp]

[B]I have[/B] - Russia - Britain - New Zealand - Ireland - Japan - USA [B]I need [/B] - Madagascar - Nigeria - Scotland If you have last minute questions, please PM

Turn is in, if you need anything cleared up Zilla don't hesitate to pm me.

Woah hey guys welcome to outbreak games After spending the weekend at a convention, I have now spent the rest of the week with bronchitis. I will get to writing asap

[QUOTE=Zillamaster55;52492358]Woah hey guys welcome to outbreak games After spending the weekend at a convention, I have now spent the rest of the week with bronchitis. I will get to writing asap[/QUOTE] Feel better soon Zilla <3

Just popping in to say this thread is brilliant, excellent work everyone, specially you Zilla. If there's no slots left when Zilla rises from the mucus covered grave I'll stick around to read it since it's really nice.

[img]http://i.imgur.com/Z2CuPAj.png[/img] [quote] Recent developments at the Nelson International Medical Laboratory in New Zealand have produced important data regarding "Freetown Fever" (now officially known as [I]Surrexit Febricitanem[/I]). Not only have all the pre-infection symptoms been identified, but [I]S. Febricitanem[/I] is confirmed to be a viral agent. Other information has come to light regarding the virus as well. It rapidly multiplies within the gut and lungs of the victim, using them as "breeding areas". When the gestation period is over, the virus essentially burrows its way out of the gut/lungs and into the bloodstream where it can reach the brain. Once in the brain, the body is told to treat the virus as one of its own cells, allowing the disease to essentially take over the host. A terrifying aspect of [I]S. Febricitanem[/I] is the fact that its RNA is unbelievably simple, and extremely adaptive. When the victim/host requires more red blood cells, some viruses will copy the code required and become essentially "synthetic" cells. When injured, the virus rapidly approaches the wound site and begins sending out chemical signals to begin the production of hard keratin. Within a week, a serious wound is covered in a thick, durable chunk of keratin. Bacteria present around the wound are quickly consumed by the virus for fuel.[/quote] [quote][img]http://i.imgur.com/Qlhne6J.png[/img] [quote]"I have found this to be very bad" says concerned scientist man[/quote][/quote]

[QUOTE][IMG]http://gatesofvienna.net/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/chainmailpolizei.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE] [QUOTE]Pictured: Spetnaz Advisor helping patrol Maputo with SASO in the new standard issue Malagasy maile armor[/QUOTE]

[Quote]Irish IPSA Patrol Officer [img]https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/58/1d/85/581d857cf1c4041a94792725044dca4e--hazmat-suit-future-weapons.jpg[/img] Irish IPSA Checkpoint Officer [img]https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/9e/3d/e5/9e3de582fd12190be75734f48ebd5149.jpg[/img][/Quote]

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/j0N2t7b.jpg[/IMG] [QUOTE]JGSDF officers briefly dismount from a sealed command vehicle to observe the movement of infected hordes and plan the division's assault. Note the Type 1 "Shinobi" low-observation uniform[/QUOTE] [IMG]http://www.imfdb.org/images/thumb/0/0b/EoE_AMX-10RC.jpg/600px-EoE_AMX-10RC.jpg[/IMG] [QUOTE]Japanese wheeled tank destroyers patrol a Nigerian-constructed defensive perimeter. [URL="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=atuFSv2bLa8"]Fast vehicles[/URL] are a favorite among the GSDF, as they have little risk of getting into an inescapable situation[/QUOTE] [sp]fight the fucking zombies, Shinji[/sp]

[img]https://financialtribune.com/sites/default/files/field/image/17january/3-_unicef_210.jpg[/img] [i]Older/senior soldiers of the Nigerian 56th child infantry unit[/i]

[img]http://i.imgur.com/Jqo7yO3.png[/img] Working on the turn AWS [B]DONE[/B] - UK - Ireland - Nigeria - USA - Japan - New Zealand - Russia - Madagascar - Map - World Events [b]TO DO[/b] - X

[img]http://images.jagran.com/Security_Jammu_Kashmir_B.jpg[/img] [quote] [b][u]February 8, 2021[/u][/b] [b]0700[/b] - Indian troops cross over Pakistani border despite warnings from Pakistani military personnel. Indians move through with no resistance. [b]0730[/b] - Pakistan scrambles to make talks with India. Indian president Ram Nath Kovind refuses to respond to Pakistani messages [b]0820[/b] - An Indian T-72 MBT rolls over the border, Pakistan responds by bolstering number of troops present [b]0840[/b] - A second T-72 arrives, Pakistani troops become nervous and begin setting up defensive positions. Pakistani aircraft begin patrolling the airspace. [b]0915[/b] - A Pakistani F-16 strays over the Indo-Pakistani border and is quickly chased off by two Indian SU-30s. The SU-30s make a show of straying into the Pakistani side. [b]0940[/b] - Pakistan sends a final message to Kovind, demanding that the Indian troops be moved back over the border. Kovind does not respond, and more Indian troops move onto the Pakistani side [b]1011[/b] - A shot is fired in the standoff. It is unknown who pulled the trigger. A huge firefight takes place, with the Indians overcoming the Pakistani defenders due to the presence of the T-72s [b]1018[/b] - India officially declares war on Pakistan[/quote]

[QUOTE=Zillamaster55;52587583]It is unknown who pulled the trigger.[/QUOTE] [img]http://i.imgur.com/EMFlV1q.png[/img] [img]http://i.imgur.com/qAibvqs.png[/img]

New Zealand condemns the war and calls for an immediate stop to the conflict

[quote][img]http://i.imgur.com/By6OvGF.png[/img] [img]http://i.imgur.com/7kVuuCA.png[/img][/quote] [quote] January-June 2021 [b]World Events[/b] - [highlight]War breaks out[/highlight] as Indian troops cross over into the Pakistani side of Jammu-Kashmir. After a tense, hours-long standoff, the Pakistani troops open fire, killing 11 and wounding over two dozen. Immediately, the flames spark across the entirety of the Indo-Pakistani border, and troops of both sides are mobilized en-masse - [highlight]The Tajikistani town of Kulob[/highlight] confirms reports of at least a dozen infected. Tajikistani police move in and kill most of the infected individuals, but some have escaped into the countryside. President Rahmon declares a state of emergency - A shooting takes place in Belfast between a group of Irish Unionists and British Loyalists. 28 are killed and over 70 wounded before both sides are subdued by British police. The cause of the shooting is unknown, and 19 of the victims are innocents caught in the crossfire. Tensions between Ireland and Britain are at an all time high - A live infected individual is brought to the Nelson International Medical Laboratory in New Zealand. The infected has completely “turned” and is held in a secure facility to be studied. A strange discovery is made, however. The skin of the infected is slowly being covered in a thick, chitinous substance similar that to an insect’s exoskeleton. Upon testing, the chitin is difficult to break by conventional means, and may act as some sort of “armor”. However, the infected body becomes more and more rigid as the chitin begins to spread - The Americas breathe a sigh of relief as Brazilian and American forces manage to contain and eliminate the infection in the north of the country. It is believed that a handful have escaped into the amazon, but their food sources are limited and it is predicted that they will soon succumb to the environment - Foreign assets in Nigeria are seized en-masse. Google, Apple, Facebook, Chevron, Exxon, Shell and dozens of other western companies’ outposts and offices are raided. Their workers are sent on the first flight out of Nigeria, and the assets are repurposed for the Nigerian government - Nigerian president Goodluck Jonathan puts a $6,000,000 bounty out for the body of Mark Zuckerberg after declaring him a “Propagandist of homosexuality, communism and western idealism” [/quote] [quote][img]http://i.imgur.com/mFUFFdb.png[/img] - Following suit with the British, Irish troops begin digging in and holding the line as a further 3,000 troops arrive in northern Africa. However, the Irish take control of their troops away from the British, largely for sanity’s sake - Using their successes from actions in Morocco/West Sahara, the Irish plead the European Union to intervene on the behalf of the coalition. Most members send emotional or medical support, and only Spain provides military support in the form of occasional airstrikes from EACC bases - A huge number of German vehicles are purchased in order to bolster the Irish Defense Force’s capabilities. These vehicles are immediately sent to the front line, where they largely act as emplacements and fearsome decorations. The 2 EC665 Tiger helicopters purchased are used as long-range combat reconnaissance, and do their job quite well - Crate after crate of alcohol, namely Guinness and Jameson are sent to EACC forces. The Europeans are quite happy to receive them, but some of the Africans are insulted, as much of their troop base is religiously Muslim. However, most African troops quietly turn down the offer, rather than throw it in the face of their protectors - Ireland offers upwards of a 10% tax break on EU businesses in order to encourage the opening of factories in Ireland. The tax break can be widened, but only if the company promises to hire, at minimum, 50% Irishmen in their workforce. The clause causes many companies to back down on the offer, but Rheinmetall takes up the mantle as the first major EU company to open its doors in Ireland - Thousands of North Korean refugees are brought to Ireland and settled in cities like Cork and Dublin. These refugees are quickly given a crash course in English and the basics of Irish law. Most of these refugees stick to their own communities, but are more than grateful, and are regularly seen participating in town events - A shooting takes place in Belfast between a group of Irish Unionists and British Loyalists. 28 are killed and over 70 wounded before both sides are subdued by British police. The cause of the shooting is unknown, and 19 of the victims are innocents caught in the crossfire. Tensions between Ireland and Britain are at an all time high - Engineers at Trinity College unveil their newest creation. Known as “Quick-Check”, this office-printer sized device can monitor blood and skin samples of individuals and check for diseases. Though it takes roughly 2 hours for each individual scan, and only one can be done at a time, it is leaps and bounds faster than lab technicians working over samples by hand[/quote] [quote][img]http://i.imgur.com/nm2eRqZ.png[/img] - Japanese forces in Africa are put on the defensive to further cooperate with the EACC. Japanese troops begin using a “bait and switch” option to drive infected out of hidey holes, and then lead them into kill zones. Japanese aircraft begin moving from long range, deep strike maneuvers to danger close air support. The safety of Japanese soldiers is the number 1 priority in the operation - Cropdusters and helicopters, with the approval of the Nigerian government, begin spraying DDT in huge quantities to stop the spread of mosquitoes, the environment be damned - The Pacific Rim Defense Coalition, or PRDC, is formed. The PRDC is entirely defensive, and is made to defend the south Pacific from any hostile military or biological threats, as well as provide support for one another in the event of natural disasters. Australia, New Zealand, the Philippines and Malaysia join the PRDC. Japan remains in NATO, and can use an attack on themselves as a trump card to call in a massive multinational defense - 2 Abukuma-class destroyers and 2 Hayabusa-class patrol craft are shipped to Madagascar to be purchased. In return for the ships, Japanese telecommunications companies will have a near-monopoly on the laying of fibre-optic cables and the creation of cell towers in Madagascar - Travel restrictions are in place to Brazil, and any non-essential travel to the country is officially banned. Japanese-Brazilians are encouraged to return to their ancestral homeland, and the Japanese government offers assistance for them to travel home. Many take up the offer as Brazil’s economy continues to slide down the toilet - Another 500,000 North Korean refugees are brought to Japan, and are given the same benefits as the first load. The Japanese government moves a large portion of them are moved to areas already housing refugees, and some North Korean families are encouraged to house these new arrivals - Japan loosens its regulations on firearms. Non-concealable, semi-automatic firearms can be purchased by citizens who are licensed, undergo a police training exercise, with a one week waiting period for picking up purchased weapons. A minimum of 2 firearms can be purchased a month - Police units similar to American SWAT undergo intense training, and are prepped for rapid response around train stations, airports, malls and dockyards. On paper, these units are to stop “terrorist or criminal activities”, but many suspect their formation is to stop biological or even military threats - Anti-Mosquito efforts take place. Rural areas are encouraged to purchase mosquito nets, and the Western Mosquitofish ([i]Gambusia affinis[/i]) is introduced to Japanese waterways. Despite findings at Manchester, the Japanese government doesn’t want to take any chances - Massive funding for energy independence takes place. Three new nuclear plants are to be constructed in Sapporo, Nagasaki and Osaka, alongside tens of thousands of solar panels installed throughout the rural regions of Japan. These new plants are ruthlessly scanned and monitored to prevent another Fukushima - The Japanese military tests the Type A MLRS. More similar to the Russian TOS-1, this rocket system can fire 30 rockets upwards of 80km, each rocket carrying over 500kg of incendiary, napalm-like explosives. The Type A is the perfect weapon for combatting the infected at long range, as well as denying travel of any enemy troop[/quote] [quote][img]http://i.imgur.com/5lnbkL5.png[/img] - 2 Abukuma-class destroyers and 2 Hayabusa-class patrol craft are shipped to Madagascar to be purchased. In return for the ships, Japanese telecommunications companies will have a near-monopoly on the laying of fibre-optic cables and the creation of cell towers in Madagascar - Madagascar begins encouraging South East Asian companies to begin bringing their business overseas. The companies can hire Madagascan employees, and due to the nature of the country, hire them for much cheaper. Despite this, companies like Viettel begin opening up shop in Madagascar - The judiciary is given its independence back, and has oversight in regards to any/all civil cases. The people of Madagascar breathe a sigh of relief, knowing that Ndriaijaona won’t be installing himself as some sort of junta-controlling madman. Despite this, however, the Madagascan military continues to absorb the police forces, replacing them with military police. These will still be under the control of local constabularies, but in the event of conflict or emergency, can be rapidly mobilized by the army - All businesses and homes are required to install anti-mosquito gear, such as nets and fans. Though expensive, this action could save thousands of lives from malaria and other mosquito-borne diseases. Luckily, most of the country is already used to installing them, and they go up quickly - Large walls are constructed around major settlements in order to defend them from possible infected. However, the government allows for any form of artistic expression and graffiti to be made on the walls, and in fact encourages it. “Artistic liberties cannot be crushed, no matter how much a man in a suit tells them so”, Ndriaijaona is quoted as saying - The South African Security Coalition (SASC) begins the construction of walls and canals around major rivers to prevent the travel of infected, but keep the water flowing freely. Alongside this, Mozambique begins constructing deep trenches and ramparts facing the northern borders in the event of the Infected spilling over - With the infected largely going for bites at limbs, Madagascan units on patrol wear a repurposed form of shark mail to prevent attacks. The armor works, but quickly heats up and is uncomfortable. Many Madagascan soldiers request that the government purchase the “Bulldog” armor from Britain - Dogs such as German Shepherds and Malinois are trained in large numbers to track bombs, drugs and criminals. These dogs are also trained in search and rescue, and are quickly made some of the best friends of the soldiers that handle them - Despite being somewhat backwater technologically, Madagascar begins testing the first “Sonic” weapon. Known simply as the “Screamer”, this truck-mounted device gives off a focused, high pitched sound that causes great distress and can easily disperse crowds or flat out scare them away[/quote] [quote][img]http://i.imgur.com/k7zCMlh.png[/img] - The Pacific Rim Defense Coalition, or PRDC, is formed. The PRDC is entirely defensive, and is made to defend the south Pacific from any hostile military or biological threats, as well as provide support for one another in the event of natural disasters. Australia, New Zealand, the Philippines and Malaysia join the PRDC - New Zealand opens a deal with China to purchase 2 Giant Pandas. These mammals are brought to the Auckland Zoo to be studied, as well as be part of a breeding program. The pandas named Zhang and Xiao are introduced to applause at the zoo, and are a major attraction - The travel ban to western Africa now includes the entire continent. All shipping to/from is halted, and New Zealand citizens are demanded to return home, where they undergo a 20 day quarantine. Businesses reliant on West African trade are furious, but little can be done as the risks are just too high - New Zealand’s refugee program continues. Surprisingly, a handful happen to be scientists and medical students, and they are quickly sent to the Nelson International Medical Laboratory to assist in studying the virus’ capabilities - Alongside the Green Grid Initiative, New Zealand introduces the “Conserve New Zealand!” project. Rare species are to be tagged, catalogued and brought to breeding centers before being reintroduced. The kiwi, the nation’s national animal, is the mascot of the effort - New Zealand’s scanning technology is improved upon. Handheld devices, similar in size to most smartphones, can be used to catalogue collected samples. When brought to a computer, these scanners can oversee viral, bacterial, fungal or parasitic presences in the samples. The major drawback is simply the time required to gather, transport and then observe the material - Researchers at the University of Auckland begin testing a new form of tsunami detectors. Using satellites, buoys and underwater listening devices, these “Wavefinders” can detect the path, size and speed of a tsunami with amazing efficiency, and can warn those in danger much faster than with previous technology - A live infected individual is brought to the NIML. The infected has completely “turned” and is held in a secure facility to be studied. A strange discovery is made, however. The skin of the infected is slowly being covered in a thick, chitinous substance similar that to an insect’s exoskeleton. Upon testing, the chitin is difficult to break by conventional means, and may act as some sort of “armor”. However, the infected’s body becomes more and more rigid as the chitin begins to spread[/quote] [quote][img]http://i.imgur.com/klIjY4X.png[/img] - Huge, shadowy figures blot out the skies above Nigeria. The Nigerian Army begins deploying zeppelins in military use for the first time since the first world war. These floating war machines assist in combatting the infected largely through the use of airdropped explosives and reconnaissance - The “No-Go Zones” that contain infected are quickly surrounded by towers and barbed wire in order to hem them in. Nigerian troops make quick work of the infected that are now essentially trapped. The occasional civilian is caught in the crossfire, but the actions are considered necessary - Goodluck Jonathan initiates a purge of the People’s Democratic Party, and institutes the Nigerian Defense Initiative as the ruling party. A new series of brutal reforms are put into place as Jonathan essentially has total executive power over the country - Nigerian assets overseas are withdrawn and sent home, including citizens. Those that do not arrive home in time are “stranded”, having their citizenship revoked - Foreign assets in Nigeria are seized en-masse. Google, Apple, Facebook, Chevron, Exxon, Shell and dozens of other western companies’ outposts and offices are raided. Their workers are sent on the first flight out of Nigeria, and the assets are repurposed for the Nigerian government - Jonathan puts a $6,000,000 bounty out for the body of Mark Zuckerberg after declaring him a “Propagandist of homosexuality, communism and western idealism” - LGBT individuals in Nigeria are hunted down by elements of Boko Haram and brought to kangaroo courts. Those accused of homosexuality are sentenced to 14 years hard labor in the factories, and are chemically castrated. This action shocks the world, and dozens of nations are quick to condemn Nigeria. Goodluck Jonathan is quoted saying “I don’t give a fuck” - Charities of all kinds, sans religious, are banned in Nigeria, especially foreign ones. Their money is redistributed amongst the populace in order to artificially satiate the monetary needs of the Nigerian citizenry - Massed eliminations of mosquitos takes place as hospitals begin handing out anti-malarial drugs and mosquito nets. Swamps near cities are drained, and DDT is used liberally throughout the Nigerian countryside. The environmental effects will be enormous, but the ends justify the means in the eyes of the Nigerian government - Goodluck Jonathan officially declares Nigeria to be undergoing the transition into a “War Economy”. Factories meant to build goods for the west are converted to begin building materials needed for survival. Canned goods, flashlights, bins, emergency transponders and other such items are built instead of iphones and search engines - Caltrops, the ancient Roman device used to halt cavalry charges, are built in droves to surround major cities. As movement of citizens grinds to a halt, cities like Lagos and Abuja are turned into fortresses, near impenetrable from the infected, but still easy to access for those whose brain isn’t largely liquid - The Nigerian Army Type 1, or NA-T1, rifle is developed by engineers in Lagos. Using a bolt action, chambered in 7.62x39, this rifle is strikingly similar to the Russian Mosin-Nagant M91/30. The intermediate cartridge is extremely common in Nigerian armories, and the NA-T1 is insanely easy to produce. The AK and AR copies are slowly converted to the NA-T1, which is preferred by those needing a slow, precise shot[/quote] [quote][img]http://i.imgur.com/hXsT3Oj.png[/img] - Vladimir Putin announces at the United Nations that the Russian military intends to intervene in eastern Africa. This announcement comes as CSTO begins a massive exercise in the Black Sea to simulate the possible incursion of infection into Eurasia. Most nations appreciate the effort Russia is making, and the United States pledges to assist if need be - 3 more FOABs are moved to Firebase Majunga in Madagascar, alongside the Akula-class TK-208 [i]Dimitriy Donskoy[/i]. Alongside TK-208, the entirety of the Russian battlegroup in the Mediterranean is sent to Madagascar, and prepares to make its way towards Somalia and Kenya once Putin gives the green light - Anti-Terror campaigns in Chechnya come to an end. Hundreds of would-be terrorists are arrested and disappeared, and a Russian division is stationed in Chechnya to drop the hammer if the need arise. Despite successes, the MVD, FSB and BVB are still monitoring everything they can - A handful of BVB agents are sent to Tajikistan to observe the confirmed reports of infected. Though only a few infected are killed, the relative population sparsity in Tajikistan makes it difficult for such an infection to take hold, unlike the densely populated regions of western Africa - Travel is banned outright to Africa. Those arriving home are quickly brought to quarantine and must wait an entire month before being sent back into the general population. The Russian government promises a massive payout for those who successfully report any signs of infection in Russia. Unfortunately, many drunks and hooligans are quickly surrounded by FSB and Spetsnaz, suspected of being infected - Russia opens up a series of tests for its citizens. Those that can prove their ability to shoot, as well as having an intense background check of their mental status and legal standing, are licensed and given a surplus AK-74 with 2 fully loaded magazines to defend the home. These are meant primarily to defend Russian citizens from attacks from infected, but double as American-styled home defense tools - At Uralvagonzavod industries, the first line of “Drakon” kits are tested. The Drakon is an “exoskeleton” that wraps around the user’s arms and legs. Driven by an electric engine in a backpack, a Drakon user can lift up to twice their own weight with ease, as well as run farther and faster than a normal human being. The main downside is that the Drakon is immensely expensive, and its effectiveness in a combat scenario is yet to be seen[/quote] [quote][img]http://i.imgur.com/LYTwYoA.png[/img] - The African Reclamation Campaign continues. British units are told to hold the line and focus primarily on containment, as the sheer number of infected has grown too large to combat without a full-scale effort from all forces. British reserves are moved to hold along the French line in order to bolster defenses, while others are sent east - SAS troops fighting deep in infected territory are rapidly evacuated and brought to Ascension Island. The island is quickly converted into a giant military outpost and medical center. The soldiers are screened, declared clean, and prepared for further operations later in the year - The United Kingdom pushes for nuclear de-escalation throughout the world at the United Nations. With the destruction of Pyongyang and the possibility of full-scale conflict in the 5th Indo-Pakistani War. However, it largely falls on deaf ears. China protests Britain’s words, saying that their arsenal is more required than ever - Britain's antarctic base is expanded massively, but within reason. Areas for helicopter landings and underground research facilities are drawn up, allowing researchers to spend more time with less worry of weather issues - The United Kingdom quietly guarantees medical and scientific experts in the EU “Operation Lifeboat” in the event of a European mainland infection. These experts would be brought to the United Kingdom and granted asylum, but only if the danger is clear and present - Manchester University pushes itself to further seek out the disease’s properties. In a relieving discovery, the fears of mosquito-borne infection is made moot, as the disease is unable to “hitch a ride” in the mosquito’s gut, and eventually becomes unable to reproduce - With the popularity of sport shooting on the rise thanks to the influence of Britain’s conservatives, the United Kingdom relaxes much of the gun ownership regulations. Handguns, shotguns and rifles with a capacity under 30 rounds and semi-automatic capabilities can be purchased by a licensed individual, who must register each firearm with the local constabulary and undergo a 10 day waiting period - A shooting takes place in Belfast between a group of Irish Unionists and British Loyalists. 28 are killed and over 70 wounded before both sides are subdued by British police. The cause of the shooting is unknown, and 19 of the victims are innocents caught in the crossfire. Tensions between Ireland and Britain are at an all time high - At Oxford, scientists researching renewable food sources create the first viable, tasty lab-grown burger. Using stem cells gathered from calves, these “Bio-Burgers” can be grown in a controlled laboratory environment. They can be encouraged to be more fatty, more lean, more juicy or more dry, all without having to harm a single living animal. Animal rights groups and vegans are extremely confused[/quote] [quote][img]http://i.imgur.com/7S8Vpbg.png[/img] - With the inauguration of president James “Mad Dog” Mattis, the United States is quick to begin preparing for intervention in western Africa. Mattis’ inauguration is attended by thousands, nearly quadruple the size of Trump’s in 2017, and his short speech is hailed as one of the most inspiring since Obama in 2009 - Mattis’ first action is to immediately condemn the actions of India and Pakistan and plea that they bring an end to the conflict. Mattis is quoted as saying “The war of words spills less blood, and yet wins one much more land. I cannot sit idly by and watch these nations tear themselves asunder, and I say upon bended knee, that this war be stopped before it is too late.” - Mattis is also soon to declare that, in the event of a nuclear exchange between India and Pakistan, the United States will prepare “serious, unstoppable action” towards the first aggressor in order to stop the war as soon as possible. The move spooks China, who puts their troops on high alert - American airstrikes take place in Brazil to assist the Brazilian military. The Americas breathe a sigh of relief as the infection is quelled with relative ease, with most of the infected fleeing into the Amazon, where they are found and eliminated - The United States military, with approval from the congress and senate, as requested by Mattis, moves to begin dealing with the outbreak in Africa. Carrier Group 10, with the lead ship the USS [i]Dwight D. Eisenhower[/i], sets sail. Upon arrival, airstrikes begin immediately - Despite having actions at home, vice president Michelle Howard rides along with Carrier Group Ten to oversee operations in West Africa. Her presence is greatly appreciated by the US military, and few can find reason to criticise the action - The X-GBU-2020 is tested in combat for the first time to horrifying efficiency. In a single strike, 60 of the “darts” are dropped on a zone of infected. Scans from drones find that 47 of the guided darts struck home, the other 13 having harmlessly stalled themselves after being unable to hit a target. All infected were killed instantly - The US army unveils the XM3A1 “Titan”. This hulking beast, twice as long and three times as heavy as an M2A1, carries the secretive “Weapon 1000”. The XM3A1 is the first land-operable vehicle armed with a railgun, able to hit targets upwards of 4 kilometers away with stunning accuracy. Even some of the thickest armor is no match for the gun in testing[/quote] [b]TURNS ARE DUE FRIDAY, AUGUST 25[/b]

New Zealand also condemns Nigeria in solidarity with the other nations that have

[I]God damn it Northern Ireland stop rioting you're making me look bad[/I] [editline]18th August 2017[/editline] Also: The Republic of Ireland will be more than happy to distribute Quick-Check units to any nation that needs them for the bargain price of €1,999.99/unit or €1,499.99/unit on orders of 250 or more.

The Republic of Madagascar condemns the actions of the Nigerian government, and encourages businesses booted from Nigeria to be relocated in Madagascar where we have coffee and lemurs

[QUOTE=Native Hunter;52591188]The Republic of Madagascar condemns the actions of the Nigerian government, and encourages businesses booted from Nigeria to be relocated in Madagascar where we have coffee and lemurs[/QUOTE] Ireland also condemns the actions of Nigeria and invites said businesses to instead set up shop in Ireland where we have Guinness, Jameson, and smoking hot redhead babes.

some of those businesses literally participated in ethnic cleansing in nigeria

[QUOTE=Sobotnik;52591456]some of those businesses literally participated in ethnic cleansing in nigeria[/QUOTE] Yeah but it's Nigeria.

i will increase the bounty if mark zuckerberg is brought to me alive

Japan condemns the actions of- [QUOTE=Sobotnik;52591546]i will increase the bounty if mark zuckerberg is brought to me alive[/QUOTE] wait, how much we talkin' here?

a lot

[QUOTE=Sobotnik;52591456]some of those businesses literally participated in ethnic cleansing in nigeria[/QUOTE] surely a bonus to remove all of the non-hot redhead babes