Can someome give an in depth description on the origin of tentaspies as I have absolutely no idea where this idea was made popular or why.
[QUOTE=Jojje;19738244]what the hell is a tentaspy
where did it come from[/QUOTE]
[img]http://www.deviantart.com/download/126088135/The_Tenta_Spy_by_Zoroko.jpg[/img]
This is Tentaspy, and he WILL rape you.
Quick hide the spycrabs from the tentaspy!
I joined the group
[QUOTE=Sporkman;19745952][img]http://www.deviantart.com/download/126088135/The_Tenta_Spy_by_Zoroko.jpg[/img]
This is Tentaspy, and he WILL rape you.[/QUOTE]
Shouldn't there be an equal number of tentacles? I only see--Ohh...that's why he's so happy.
[QUOTE=Sie-Sveinhund;19746531][QUOTE=Sporkman;19745952]
This is Tentaspy, and he WILL rape you.[/QUOTE]
Shouldn't there be an equal number of tentacles? I only see--Ohh...that's why he's so happy.[/QUOTE]
And Tentaspy and he WILL rape me QUOTE Shouldn t there be an equal number of tentacles is QUOTE Sporkman 19745952 This. Where do you see it? Yay. I see. happy is he?
The tentaspies are from the very root of Chernobyl.
spycrabs are so kawaii~~~
Spycrabs are funny because they actually exist in-game. Also, they are endangered n' shit, so they're like pretty fuckin' sweet... yeah.
The tentaspy does not exist in-game, and he is not funny. The tentaspy gets further points deducted for associating Team Fortress 2 with tentacle rape. It's probably gay tentacle rape too... with the Sniper, of course... and just when you think it can't get any worse, some kind of hideous furscout shows up.
[QUOTE=Empty_Shadow;19739805]Once I saw a lone spy crab far behind our lines.
I smiled from beneath my gasmask, puffed him with my airblast and went on my way.
A few seconds later he backstabbed me.
I died a little inside.[/QUOTE]
That Bastard.
Tentaspies !?
I have never known of this threat
free kills
heartless mean people kill spycrabs cause they suck
[QUOTE=Crazy_Farmer;19771238]free kills[/QUOTE]
You BASTARD! People like you are the reason they're endangered!
[QUOTE=Crazy_Farmer;19771238]free kills[/QUOTE]
And it's this retarded mindset I don't understand.
[QUOTE=Crazy_Farmer;19771238]free kills[/QUOTE]
Much like killing a defenseless bear cub and having its bigger, meaner mother come kick an unbelievable amount of shit out of you until you bare more resemblance to an exploded can of tuna than a scattered pile of gibs, killing Spy crabs earns you a special place in the cold-stone, murderous hearts of your average Spy.
In less words, you're a bitch and you'll pay.
[QUOTE=Shugo;19738446]I only kill Spycrabs that are doing it wrong. You're supposed to walk SIDEWAYS, not directly ahead. Clearly if they aren't walking sideways they are only PRETENDING to be a Spycrab. :smile:[/QUOTE]
Some crabs can walk back and forth, you....
[B][I]DIRECTIONIST[/I][/B]
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[QUOTE=Crazy_Farmer;19771238]free kills[/QUOTE]
more like the only kills you'll ever get
You spycrab-haters watch yourself!
You don't want to anger...
[i][b]THE KING SPYCRAB.[/B][/i]
Spy crabbing is always fun at the end of the round, especially in Arena, just my two cents thrown in.
[QUOTE=Ultra_Mario;19772039]Spy crabbing is always fun at the end of the round, especially in Arena, just my two cents thrown in.[/QUOTE]
Its fun [I]all[/I] the time.
[QUOTE=PsychoMantis;19771802]
more like the only kills you'll ever get[/QUOTE]
:iceburn:
[QUOTE=Carnotite;19771595]Much like killing a defenseless bear cub and having its bigger, meaner mother come kick an unbelievable amount of shit out of you until you bare more resemblance to an exploded can of tuna than a scattered pile of gibs, killing Spy crabs earns you a special place in the cold-stone, murderous hearts of your average Spy.
In less words, you're a bitch and you'll pay.[/QUOTE]
The anti-spycrab destroyer heavy's are here to teach these babies a lesson.
[QUOTE=Carnotite;19771595]Much like killing a defenseless bear cub and having its bigger, meaner mother come kick an unbelievable amount of shit out of you until you bare more resemblance to an exploded can of tuna than a scattered pile of gibs, killing Spy crabs earns you a special place in the cold-stone, murderous hearts of your average Spy.[/QUOTE]
[url=http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MonsterIsAMommy]I just happened to have this tab open.[/url]
Has anyone seen the animal cruelty spycrab video? I couldn't bear to finish it...
[QUOTE=PsychoMantis;19771802]more like the only kills you'll ever get[/QUOTE]
[img_thumb]http://filesmelt.com/dl/lightning1.png[/img_thumb]
I have been raped by these tentaspies many times.. at first it was scary but then the tentacles FELT NICE
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in my mouth
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and my ass
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and my ears i dont know why but in the ear is nice
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also he put his tentacles in my penis
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ok i swear ill stop
Sometimes i go as the "Deadly Spy Crab Guardian" and start using guerilla tactics to make the poachers repent for their sins.
Tentaspy is 1 part Spy 1 part Tentacles, 3 parts rape. (Also, Rule 34)
This is a [url=http://rule34-images.paheal.net/c6e4c7575bb255e4760008082d9417fe/334919%20-%20Pyro%20Spy%20Tentaspy%20team_fortress_2.jpg]tentaspy[/url]
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