[QUOTE=BobbyHill;24088437]
Here is one for scout: Scout was born and raised in Boston. His mom was a kind person who was married but then got a boyfriend called (Whatever spy's name is) One day scout was sitting at the table looking for a job. His brother was annoying him like any normal brother would. His mom said that her boyfriend the spy could get him into a job of his liking. The next day he boarded a train seems like no one was on it. Until something appeared. It was the spy. The spy greeted scout and told him what his job was. Soon scout was a member of team Red. Capping intels and killing heavys when they eat sandviches each day.[/QUOTE]
You know, I remember reading a TF2 comic where the exact same damn thing happened somewhere on here.
Spy used to be part of the French police force in France. He worked very hard as an investigator, and was appraised by his co-workers for it.
He had a wife, but no children. It had been merely 2 weeks since the marriage with his wife had taken place, and he wanted to be sure they were ready financially before they did.
On a late night of casual patrol Spy got a call from the station about an invasion of property, and him and his partner were ordered to investigate.
They arrived at an apartment on the bad side of the city, parked the police-cruiser on the sidewalk and went to the door. Spy's partner twisted the door handle. Unlocked. The duo stepped inside to find that the lights were off. Spy went to the kitchen to find some sign of incursion, and a light switch. He found one, but something was wrong. Above the switch written in dark sharpie was the word "Regret". Meanwhile, Spy's partner was standing in the entrance hall, checking the bathroom on the left wall for evidence. Spy flipped the light switch, disregarding the word written above. The kitchen lights went on, lighting most of the apartment. He looked to the living room, and saw two bodies, a man and a woman, laying on the ground, dead or unconscious he did not know. Spy cautiously stepped into the hall and brandished his revolver. Suddenly in the silence of the night, a blood curdling scream came from behind Spy, it was his partner, being stabbed in the back with a knife by a criminal hiding in the closet to the right of the entrance hall. He aimed at the to-be convict and fired. The convict then fell to the floor, dead with a bullet through his skull. Spy rushed over to his companion's side and looked in his eyes. Staring forward into space. Dead. Spy was in disbelief of what had just happened. He stood once more only to hear footsteps behind him, he swung around with his gun at the ready. One of the people seemingly dead in the living room, the man, had risen and came at with a baseball bat. Spy shot, but missed and the criminal hit the gun out of his hands. Spy gathered himself and tried to wrestle the bat away from the man, but the convict was simply too strong for him. Spy kicked the man off his feet and swept the bat from his hands. Spy then did the most brutal things he had ever done in his entire career. He bludgeoned the man's face into a bloody pulp. The adrenaline, the rage, the violence, Spy was not the man he originally was during this.
Spy dropped the baseball bat and retrieved his revolver. "That was quite interesting, my friend, quite interesting indeed!" a voice whispered at Spy. Spy looked around to see a moderate sized man clad in a raincoat and hat at the door. Spy pointed his gun at the man. "There will be no need for that." The man pulled out a small device with a screen on it and held it out for Spy. Spy hesitated at first but then promptly re-holstered his firearm and took the device. He looked at it and a screen flickered on. Spy was bewildered by the device, such technology was rumored to be in production but he had never expected to hold such a thing in his lifetime. On the screen it showed his wife being held hostage by two armed men in blue suits. The device uttered in a cold elderly man voice "If you want to see her ever again, be at the alley nearest to the corner of this street by tomorrow night at midnight." the machine then released a spark from the back and shut off with a loud *bzzt*.
Spy looked up from the device to the man, but to his surprise the man was gone, vanished in thin air as if. Spy then left the building back to his home for sleep. Whatever it was the people who were blackmailing him wanted, he was unsure mostly, but he did know that his career as a police officer was over.
Thanks for reading (if you bothered to).
[QUOTE=HyperTH;24104330]You know, I remember reading a TF2 comic where the exact same damn thing happened somewhere on here.[/QUOTE]
Yes it was from a comic.
So much for originality.
[QUOTE=Sabrina;24100014]According to VALVe, Soldier actually never got to any wars. He made medals himself instead and claimed he had seen many wars.[/QUOTE]
When scout takes off his earphone, you see his cap, which looks a LOT like the Soldier's Polycount Pack hat, which was inspired by an army hat.
It's quite possible that scout may have met Soldier when he returned to America, soldier liked scout and gave him one of his self-made dogtags.
[QUOTE=Osiris24;24081155]Medic was a doctor in WW2,his job was to do experiments on prisoners.[/QUOTE]
Chet made it quite clear that the Medic was quite definately not a Nazi :v:
[QUOTE=sphynx;24110849]Chet made it quite clear that the Medic was quite definately not a Nazi :v:[/QUOTE]
He's a damn liar if he denies that a large part of Medic's personality is inspired by Nazi stereotypes though.
[QUOTE=Sabrina;24101163]I respect the Sniper much more now.[/QUOTE]
I find it humorous how Sniper is the ONLY AUSTRALIAN who isn't muscular, an idiot or constantly drinks beer.
[QUOTE=JGillo;24111078]I find it humorous how Sniper is the ONLY AUSTRALIAN who isn't muscular, an idiot or constantly drinks beer.[/QUOTE]
Australians aren't idiots in TF2. Their much smarter than Americans.
Which is truth in fiction. :smug:
Soldier sold pots,pans and pickaxes and such tools to mine and blacksmith and catch lobsters,his name was "General store" in The Runescape.
The mods don't like my backstories very much :c
[QUOTE=FuckingHellshit;24112554]Australians aren't idiots in TF2. Their much smarter than Americans.
Which is truth in fiction. :smug:[/QUOTE]
Your governments are equally stupid though.
[QUOTE=Simski;24116283]Your governments are equally stupid though.[/QUOTE]
:australia:
:911:
[QUOTE=Rong;24086117]-Awesome story-[/QUOTE]
Great, great read. I wish it was longer, though.
Keep this thread up guys.
Some people think the Pyro is a woman. Some think he is a man. These theories however, are wrong. The Pyro is actually the Brainslug. You see, the main Pyro body is just a robotic exoskeleton that the Brainslug controls remotely from his home (The Pyro's purse). This was revealed after Valve fixed the 6-slot grenade launcher, soldier reloading nothing in the DR, and the Engineer reloading his pistol wrong.
New Engineer Unlock/Gunslinger skin: The Fing-longer. Let's Engineers poke off hats, including Alien Swarm Parasites and Triboniophorus Tyrannus. This restores the class to normal
[QUOTE=PSI Guy;24130485]New Engineer Unlock/Gunslinger skin: The Fing-longer. Let's Engineers poke off hats, including Alien Swarm Parasites and Triboniophorus Tyrannus. This restores the class to normal[/QUOTE]
This ain't the unlockable thread.
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