[QUOTE=TerabyteS;23305152]We already have an amusing one :D[/QUOTE]
Let me guess.
Nope.avi.
[QUOTE=TerabyteS;23305152]We already have an amusing one :D[/QUOTE]
It better not be a redirect to nope.avi :colbert:
That would be quite awesome
[QUOTE=FireSlash;23302014]I'm assuming you've just heavily skinned a forum software I'm not familiar with, and aren't so silly as to have gone and written your own software.
Right?[/QUOTE]
I am infact writing my own forum software - I want to heavily integrate the forum with other site content, and: a) doing that with another forum software would be a pain, and I like knowing exactly what's going on under the hood; b) we don't really need 90% of the features of a full-fledged forum software.
But it's not like I'm reinventing the wheel, I'm indeed using CakePHP(an MVC framework), which by itself takes care of most of the hassle - the forum work was mostly just setting up associations, printing out models into markup and some simple logic and actions for stuff like hidden forums and edits - Cake takes care of the pagination, the Auth component handles logins and user accounts, I wrote my own permissions module but that was a piece of pie, etc.
(VB was our first plan, but like it's been said, the license costs a small fortune)
[QUOTE=Galago;23304918]Filipe made his own forum software. On an unrelated note, I'm feeling very useless in this project. I should probably go do some page markup.[/QUOTE]
can i be the ideas guy
[QUOTE=TerabyteS;23305152]We already have an amusing one :D[/QUOTE]
Can we see it?
You can see it when the site is live and you stumble upon a 404! Galago, if you want to do something, try and figure out why the nav bar doesn't load often and something causes the site to have extra width (to the point where you can scroll horizontally).
[img]http://i.imgur.com/avEZT.jpg[/img]
happens every other time I load the index. Maybe it's the js?
Looks like the JS might be effecting the CSS settings.
Wouldn't hurt to check it over it to see if there are any leaks.
Yeah something's screwy. Not sure why it hasn't been looked into since it's been this way for a while. I could look over it but it's not my deal, unless Galago is feeling lazy I'll totally do it. Actually I'll just give it a go.
Just noticed though, when it does load white if you stay on the page long enough it will eventually load hah.
[code]$('#spotlight_next').click(function(){
$('#spotlight_box').animate({backgroundPosition: "960px 0px"}, {duration:1000}, {easing:"swing"});
});[/code]
Pretty sure the above is the culprit!
added overflow: hidden; to the #spotlight_box in CSS.
[code] #spotlight_box
{
height: 318px;
clear: both;
background: #271c18 url("../img/header_example.jpg");
background-position: 0px 0px;
overflow: hidden;
}[/code]
That fixed the scrolling bullshit, but it still loads white.
[url]http://i.imgur.com/6WnKZ.jpg[/url] - no scroll, joy!
Time to figure out what exactly is causing the nav to hang...
edit: I probably didn't even need to fix the scroll shit since there isn't any when the nav actually loads... oh well
Erm, does this site really need jquery, as flashy as it is I don't really think its needed but then that is ironic coming from me who uses it to animate the background on my own site. :v:
[QUOTE=SauceHelmet;23311866]Yeah something's screwy. Not sure why it hasn't been looked into since it's been this way for a while.[/QUOTE]
I had this problem too, but Galago said that he didn't see it.
It's definitely there.
I don't know what the blend shit is for.
When it works: [url]http://imgur.com/mGdGA.png[/url]
When it doesn't work: [url]http://imgur.com/2is0c.png[/url]
This is really complicated cause a plugin was used from jquery instead of writing it from scratch or using the regular $.animate
I don't know why it's not working, I think it's a bug inside the blend library Galago used, aka /js/blend.js that is causing it to not work randomly, not sure why. I be stumped yo.
Guhh, I didn't want you guys looking at an only partially finished website. :ohdear:
A few things:
1. The 404 is just an image I was working on, it'll be changed, I'm not so fond of it.
2. The scrolling is indeed because of that image, but fortunately it's just a placeholder. The real effect will be achieved later on.
3. The whiteness will need to be fixed, but that's not my job, considering I have no idea what to look for.
4. The jQuery animations have been modified to prevent the "multiple-scroll" effect (I just named it!), where if you scroll over it a bajillion times the animations queue. I have fixed that, so it's all good.
Alright guys this thing is becoming more and more needed with the failures of FPSB...
Needed with the failures of FPSB, what???
[QUOTE=SauceHelmet;23322528]Needed with the failures of FPSB, what???[/QUOTE]
FPSB got some viruses earlier.
What am I saying, FPSB is a failure altogether
I can understand what you're saying but not that LordCrypto guy.
Why do you even compare this to fpsb in the first place?
[QUOTE=SauceHelmet;23323117]I can understand what you're saying but not that LordCrypto guy.[/QUOTE]
They're saying the same thing...
[QUOTE=Hellduck;23325504]They're saying the same thing...[/QUOTE]
Like fuck they are, LordCrypto types like a fucking idiot "Alright guys this thing is becoming more and more needed with the failures of FPSB..." I don't read that and go "oh hey he's saying FPSB got some viruses earlier and/or is a failure" obviously I can get he's saying FPSB has failures, but to say they're saying the same thing is a pretty presumptuous stretch. The closest thing I can GUESS he's saying is "this site is adopting some of the aspects that made FPSB a failure and/or this site is adopting some of the failed aspects of FPSB..." and even if that were the case I'm not sure what he's on about specifically but fuck it after I typed all that I've stopped giving a fuck, imma go pass out im too high for this
[QUOTE=SauceHelmet;23325821]Like fuck they are, LordCrypto types like a fucking idiot "Alright guys this thing is becoming more and more needed with the failures of FPSB..." I don't read that and go "oh hey he's saying FPSB got some viruses earlier and/or is a failure" obviously I can get he's saying FPSB has failures, but to say they're saying the same thing is a pretty presumptuous stretch. The closest thing I can GUESS he's saying is "this site is adopting some of the aspects that made FPSB a failure and/or this site is adopting some of the failed aspects of FPSB..." and even if that were the case I'm not sure what he's on about specifically but fuck it after I typed all that I've stopped giving a fuck, imma go pass out im too high for this[/QUOTE]
...
Eloquence in the face of adversity. A trait to be admired.
Anyway. After the "failure" has been outlined as "viruses", there's very little to misunderstand.
why would this shit be becoming more and more needed of viruses.. or in need of.. what the fuck is he saying fuck him he pisses me off FUCK YOU LORDCRYPTO
[QUOTE=SauceHelmet;23326338]why would this shit be becoming more and more needed of viruses.. or in need of.. what the fuck is he saying fuck him he pisses me off FUCK YOU LORDCRYPTO[/QUOTE]
He's saying that the emporium is now needed more than ever, as fpsbanana has viruses.
[QUOTE=Hellduck;23326364]He's saying that the emporium is now needed more than ever, as fpsbanana has viruses.[/QUOTE]
This. Was pretty easy to understand for me, don't see what's the problem with what he wrote.
haha wow I get it now, I'm not really buzzed anymore and re-read it. I get super frustrated when I can't comprehend shit when I've smoked, I should really stop or just stay off the internet when I do. mah bad. Still he could have worded it a little better.
[QUOTE=SauceHelmet;23327153]haha wow I get it now, I'm not really buzzed anymore and re-read it. I get super frustrated when I can't comprehend shit when I've smoked, I should really stop or just stay off the internet when I do. mah bad. Still he could have worded it a little better.[/QUOTE]
Smoked what? Something heavy I guess :P
[QUOTE=TerabyteS;23327347]Smoked what? Something heavy I guess :P[/QUOTE]
Totally not grass at all.
Those things'll kill you. Or not in this case, but you should probably lay off when on the internet, or lay off the internet when you're on it.
Server admins + mind altering drugs = "I rm -rf'd WHAT?!"
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