• STS big update leak
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[QUOTE=Mad Chatter;30347052]Meet the Spy was 3:20 though. Valve likes to best themselves from video to video, so I'm half expecting Meet the Medic to be anywhere between 5-10 minutes long.[/QUOTE] 78 minutes is still a little bit off there, though. v:v:v
7.8 minutes long. :buddy:
Here's a conspiracy for you nuts. 78 doves, 7/8 as a date, July 8th. :v:
Here's a conspiracy. 78 doves - 21 maps = 57 57 x TF2 = 114 There are 5 birds in the last page in the "Meet the Director" comic. 114 + 5 = 119. 119th update. We have to go back in time to the 119th update to get THIS update! Quick, everyone to their time machines!
78 doves i am 18 years old 78 - 18 = 60 60 is also known as 'three score' quick, everyone get 3 points on the scoreboard and see what happens!!
[QUOTE=Vaught;30344978]He's referring the the Buddhist Nirvana. Spiritual enlightenment.[/QUOTE] well, that, and one of my favorite quotes from Toy Story XD [editline]9th June 2011[/editline] I think Vaught has the best theory so far... so let's see here... 21 doves are released at a funeral... and it's said that you shouldn't throw rice at weddings, or the birds' stomachs explode... and the promotional stills sorta look like a spoof of a John Woo movie... so let's pull out our Handy Dandy Notebook, sit down in our Thinking Chair and figure this out... what do weddings, funerals, John Woo, and the Medic have to do with each other? if we're still running on that whole Franken-Heavy thing... [sp]Heavy dies. All of his teammates attend his funeral (hence the doves). The Medic, the Heavy's best bro, cannot deal with his comrade's death, so he plans to resurrect him with SCIENCE!!! Shit goes wrong, and the Medic is forced to get "mean" (Mean Medicine) to finish what he started.[/sp]
[QUOTE=Zadrave;30347222]Here's a conspiracy. 78 doves - 21 maps = 57 57 x TF2 = 114 There are 5 birds in the last page in the "Meet the Director" comic. 114 + 5 = 119. 119th update. We have to go back in time to the 119th update to get THIS update! Quick, everyone to their time machines![/QUOTE] You're ridiculous, there's no wa-- Oh dear. [img]http://gyazo.com/1928af6f5c13ff74616bcaf48933c566.png[/img]
[QUOTE=Onule;30352087]You're ridiculous, there's no wa-- Oh dear. [img]http://gyazo.com/1928af6f5c13ff74616bcaf48933c566.png[/img][/QUOTE] has science gone too far?
[QUOTE=Onule;30352087]You're ridiculous, there's no wa-- Oh dear. [img]http://gyazo.com/1928af6f5c13ff74616bcaf48933c566.png[/img][/QUOTE] Is this real? 93% got it wrong
[QUOTE=Onule;30352087]You're ridiculous, there's no wa-- Oh dear. [img]http://gyazo.com/1928af6f5c13ff74616bcaf48933c566.png[/img][/QUOTE] [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=212XqJyqsuI[/media] Holy shit, it's turning into a reality :byodood:
Not really relevant, but if we're in a TF2 bird video posting mood... [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NqDaMSk00wA[/media]
[QUOTE=Jorori;30352286][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=212XqJyqsuI[/media] Holy shit, it's turning into a reality :byodood:[/QUOTE] I'll let you know when I see a Heavy rubbing his Saxxy against a wall.
so I'm playing TF2, and someone mentions THIS: "on the Saxxy Award Ceremony mode, notice how he says that the Saxton Hale Bloodport match will be TOMORROW." :tinfoil:
I've been wondering, where did that Franken-Heavy idea come from anyway? Seems like it'd clash a bit with [url=http://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Cadaver%27s_Cranium]the Frankenheavy we already have[/url] to me...
[QUOTE=Pennywise;30353112]I've been wondering, where did that Franken-Heavy idea come from anyway? Seems like it'd clash a bit with [url=http://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Cadaver%27s_Cranium]the Frankenheavy we already have[/url] to me...[/QUOTE] I think the difference between that and the frankenheavy will be like the difference between the Horseless Headless Horsemann and [url=http://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Horseless_Headless_Horsemann%27s_Head]anyone wearing his head[/url]
[QUOTE=AlfieSR;30353257]I think the difference between that and the frankenheavy will be like the difference between the Horseless Headless Horsemann and [url=http://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Horseless_Headless_Horsemann%27s_Head]anyone wearing his head[/url][/QUOTE]But you got that "head" by personally killing him and taking it, while this one has been a non-event standard drop for ages. And you become a Horsemann by stealing the Horsemann's stuff just as much as getting the Saxton mask makes you Hale, while you are physically altered into a literal Frankenheavy with the Cadaver's Cranium.
HA HA! Saxton Hale's Annual Bloodsport is Today! better get ready to beat some hippies! [sp]TRANSLATION:HA HA! Update Today! better get ready to craft some stuff![/sp] you know what he said means its coming today.
[QUOTE=MacD11;30353625]HA HA! Saxton Hale's Annual Bloodsport is Today! better get ready to beat some hippies! [sp]TRANSLATION:HA HA! Update Today! better get ready to craft some stuff![/sp] you know what he said means its coming today.[/QUOTE]Get X number of kills to unlock Meet the Medic :v:
[QUOTE=Political Gamer;30353650]kill X doves to unlock Meet the Medic :v:[/QUOTE] :smug:
[QUOTE=oldage;30353678]:smug:[/QUOTE] Kill x oldage's to unlock Meet the Medic. :smugissar:
updates usually drop around 3PM-ish (EST), right? [editline]9th June 2011[/editline] you know, these weapon sets got me thinking... what about something like a Flashback Update? one pack is released a week for 9 weeks, with a comic to accompany it. each comic would show the team telling stories of their past. for example, the Scout's bio says that he grew up on the mean streets of Boston, teaming up with his brothers to fight other street punks. so we could see a comic exploring that and a weapon/hat pack that ties into that... kinda off topic, but just an idea I had
5PM est, which is what, 1pm valve time? We have quite a bit of hope, then a little hope at 5 valve time, then no hope at 7 valve time.
[QUOTE=PyroCraz3d;30357030]5PM est, which is what, 1pm valve time? We have quite a bit of hope, then a little hope at 5 valve time, then no hope at 7 valve time.[/QUOTE] 5 and 6, arent they the times they release major updates? also the demo v soldier update was released at like 8 or 9 pm pst.
I'm just going to be pessimistic and assume we'll be waiting another week.
[QUOTE=EulerMcE;30357538]I'm just going to be pessimistic and assume we'll be waiting another week.[/QUOTE] less than two weeks to the 21st bro
at 7:03 i called it. 7x3= 21
Just calling it right now: They'll only release MtM once 21 people (outside of Valve) have viewed it
oh my God, the sheer amount of conspiracy fodder here is INSANE. doves are common at weddings. it is said that you shouldn't throw rice; if the doves eat it, their stomaches swell and explode. the birds explode if shot. there are 78 birds in total. there are currently 7 Meet the Team trailers. after this whole thing, there will be 8. the dove is a symbol of peace. the same could be said for a field medic. according to the Geneva Convention, Medics are protected. Geneva is located in Germany. during the Potato ARG, you had to get potatos to reboot GLaDOS. In Portal 2, [sp]POTaDOS is carried away by a bird[/sp] now, in TF2, there are birds that can be killed. and apparently, there's a rumor that the birds have NOTHING to do with Meet The Medic. that picture is a painting at the Valve HQ. Portal 2 begins with Chell being told to admire a painting. [url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IRoh62wRgkc[/url] and so, where does this leave us? ... NOWHERE!!!! :D
only a few minuetes til 6, it could happen then....
Maybe it will happen when it happens!
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