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Hey, hey. A new gamemode should come with this update, right?

Imagine how many lids would flip, if they snuck in the other 5 classes between now and Thursday?

[QUOTE=Jimmyjohn;30607497]WHY tf2 WHY wont you work[/QUOTE] My tf2 wont work neither. Hasnt worked for months

This may sound mean, but I really dislike the shape of the stock on "The Family Business"

What did I miss while sleeping? The Über update? Alright, so nothing big? Okay, going back to sleep!

lol what are those hollow point bullets there? I mean with those you can blow off any motherfuckers head like cabbage, so i suppose it's for the Spy's new gun because it's the only one with increased damage.

"the biggest, most ambitious update in the history of Team Fortress 2" And then community made weapons. [B]Really ambitious. [/B][editline];[/editline] With +/-15% stats. Oh boy.

I figured I'd browse the TF2 section to see why everyone was buzzing on my favorite 2fort server. Then I saw this thread. [img]http://emotibot.net/pix/271.jpg[/img]

Excited.

Good lord, I have 2.1 refined and then this happens. Ugh, ill have to craft some hats.

Luckily I stocked up ten for just such an occasion

[QUOTE=Ray-The-Sun;30607794]"the biggest, most ambitious update in the history of Team Fortress 2" And then community made weapons. [B]Really ambitious. [/B][editline];[/editline] With +/-15% stats. Oh boy.[/QUOTE] yeah I really don't see this being the most ground breaking update around. but we'll just have to wait and see tomorrow's wonderful assortment to nitpick to hell and back.

Does anyone have this problem, game crashes after some time playing...i haven't played actively in a long time, so i think this is caused by some update :confused:

It looks all pretty nice, but I find +XX% -XX% stats rather dull and boring. Just makes it look like they hastily made up something after choosing the models. They might as well let those models drop as skins you can select as unlockable "weapon styles". But oh well, hopefully the Medic will have original Valve models and original, interesting stats. A MAN CAN DREAM.

Oh god, a week long free weekend, here comes the kids. they'll be gone when the week is over, right?

[QUOTE=nmagain;30607967]Oh god, a week long free weekend, here comes the kids. they'll be gone when the week is over, right?[/QUOTE] [sp]NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO[/sp]

[QUOTE=Marik Bentusi;30607948]Just makes it look like they hastily made up something after choosing the models.[/QUOTE] There's a very clear reason why it looks that way.

The only things that could make this better is valve made weapons and creative stats.

[QUOTE=slashsnemesis;30608031]The only things that could make this better is valve made weapons and creative stats.[/QUOTE] Valve maps at least :V: Also WHEN WILL THE FUCKING BLOG UPDATE?

Oh damn, I just remembered, this Thursday in Denmark is a holiday which pretty much includes getting drunk on the beach. Fuck my life :smith: The weather is said to become bad, so maybe... That, or I'll "get lost" while drunk.

[QUOTE=slashsnemesis;30608031]The only things that could make this better is valve made weapons and creative stats.[/QUOTE]What's defined as creative stats? Something that is a situational weapon?

2 refined and 2 scraps. MY BACKPACK IS NOT READY.

holy fuck indeed

[QUOTE=The Ultimate;30607057]Am I the only one who pronounces it OO-ber?[/QUOTE] I pronounce it "aber" :ohdear: [editline]21st June 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=Benvil;30608085]Oh damn, I just remembered, this Thursday in Denmark is a holiday which pretty much includes [B]getting drunk on the beach[/B]. [B]Fuck my life[/B] :smith: The weather is said to become bad, so maybe... That, or I'll "get lost" while drunk.[/QUOTE] I honestly don't understand, can't you just get drunk on the beach and then watch MTM? it would be like a perfect finale to well, being drunk on the beach.

If there really are new effects, I hope there's Storm Clouds. I want my own Storm Clouds Hard Counter.

[QUOTE=Meatloaf;30608326]If there really are new effects, I hope there's Storm Clouds. I want my own Storm Clouds Hard Counter.[/QUOTE] Themed unusuals are the best. Too bad I'll never have one. :v:

[QUOTE=Benvil;30608085]Oh damn, I just remembered, this Thursday in Denmark is a holiday which pretty much includes getting drunk on the beach. Fuck my life :smith: The weather is said to become bad, so maybe... That, or I'll "get lost" while drunk.[/QUOTE] If I remember where Denmark is, which I'm pretty sure I do, it will be on Friday or extremely late Thursday night for you. But in all honesty, I'd rather get drunk with bros then wait alone until release of "meet the medic"

[QUOTE=Meatloaf;30608326]If there really are new effects, I hope there's Storm Clouds. I want my own Storm Clouds Hard Counter.[/QUOTE] that would be the opposite for sunbeams bald engie

[QUOTE=Pie_Tony;30608370]If I remember where Denmark is, which I'm pretty sure I do, it will be on Friday or extremely late Thursday night for you.[/QUOTE] It's like that for many patches, but the major updates tend to come a fair bit earlier, I know Mann. Co Update and WAR was. But, it's not a huge deal, just slightly annoying. People tend to leave if the weather is bad, since the holiday is all about burning witches(Which sadly have been illegal for quite some time, so now it's just dolls) and being near giant fires... While drunk... Yeah... But, I'm not actually going to leave because of the update. I'm counting on either people leaving in general(Since the weather IS predicted to be bad) or I'll count on Valve being nice with the times.

[QUOTE=credesniper;30608086]What's defined as creative stats? Something that is a situational weapon?[/QUOTE] Something different, like the Huntsman, Flaregun, or Wrangler.