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So, after I lost all possible hope in this game and was peddling my hats for cheap tricks and cash, my penis exploded when I saw this. [h2]EXPLODED[/h2]

[QUOTE=Bat-shit;30607785]lol what are those hollow point bullets there? I mean with those you can blow off any motherfuckers head like cabbage, so i suppose it's for the Spy's new gun because it's the only one with increased damage.[/QUOTE] The new revolver isn't hollow points. It's Nzdh/The Ritz's and if you get it off TF2Mods.net and open it on modeviewer then you will see it isn't hollow points.

[QUOTE=Li'l Chew Chew;30608519]So, after I lost all possible hope in this game and was peddling my hats for cheap tricks and cash, my penis exploded when I saw this. [h2]EXPLODED[/h2][/QUOTE] go see a [B]doctor[/B], now!

[QUOTE=Li'l Chew Chew;30608519]So, after I lost all possible hope in this game and was peddling my hats for cheap tricks and cash, my penis exploded when I saw this. [h2]EXPLODED[/h2][/QUOTE] Silly chew chew you're a train. Trains don't have penises what are you talking about.

[QUOTE=Li'l Chew Chew;30608519]So, after I lost all possible hope in this game and was peddling my hats for cheap tricks and cash, my penis exploded when I saw this. [h2]EXPLODED[/h2][/QUOTE] Well then, looks like you need a medic.

[QUOTE=Ray-The-Sun;30607794]"the biggest, most ambitious update in the history of Team Fortress 2" And then community made weapons. [B]Really ambitious. [/B][editline];[/editline] With +/-15% stats. Oh boy.[/QUOTE] two new gamemodes, additional ways of customizing items, new valve weapons AND poly packs oh and sorry every weapon isn't some ~magical new wacky way to play the game~

I'm surprised I've not seen :holy: spam. Oh yeah, wonder who will get an update today. My money is on the Dumpster Doe thing.

[QUOTE=credesniper;30608086]What's defined as creative stats? Something that is a situational weapon?[/QUOTE] Something that isn't +/-n%

[QUOTE=Ray-The-Sun;30608691]Something that isn't +/-n%[/QUOTE] what do you want the snubnose to shoot like angry italians or some shit

[QUOTE=credesniper;30608086]What's defined as creative stats? Something that is a situational weapon?[/QUOTE] Something that's not -15% damage +20% mag size crap.

Heavy shotgun +10% damage +Shoots angry russians -50% gas -50% metal used to make this gun -10% pollutants

[QUOTE=Corporal Yippie;30608745]what do you want the snubnose to shoot like angry italians or some shit[/QUOTE] If I said "Yes" would you pick up that it's sarcasm? Yes.

[QUOTE=Ray-The-Sun;30607794] With +/-15% stats. Oh boy.[/QUOTE] I agree, I hate all these weapons that are minor stat adjustments but still wind up changing your playstyle completely, I'm glad there's a lot of items in this game that aren't pretty much strictly minor stat adjustments and that completely redefine the game entirely like the Force-A-Nature, Shortstop, Black Box, Gunboats, Degreaser, Homewrecker, Powerjack, Rake, Loch N Load, Eyelander, Skullcutter, Claid, Natasha, Dalokohs, Steak Sandvich, GRU, Bear Claws, Fists of Steel, Darwin Danger Shield, Razorback, Shiv, Bushwhacka, L'etranger, Kunai, Cloak & Dagger, etc.

Why is it every time a new batch of weapons is announced people complain about this Most weapons are of the "boring +/- 15% whatever" variety already, I figured people would be used to this by now

I came oceans.

If it changed the game too much, everyone would be complaining about it.

I still think the brass knuckles stats are ridiculous. [i]Metal[/i] knuckles do [i]less[/i] damage? Yet swing faster compared to gloves?

[QUOTE=LtKyle2;30608933]I still think the brass knuckles stats are ridiculous. [i]Metal[/i] knuckles do [i]less[/i] damage? Yet swing faster compared to gloves?[/QUOTE] It's supposed to present an alternative playing style as Heavy, nothing more. The brass knuckles themselves are merely aesthetic.

[QUOTE=LtKyle2;30608933]I still think the brass knuckles stats are ridiculous. [i]Metal[/i] knuckles do [i]less[/i] damage? Yet swing faster compared to gloves?[/QUOTE] Valve made pyro 3 weapons that can set on fire... now they are moving on making weapons for heavy that mow downs baby man at fast speed. :v:

Why is everyone isntantly thinking Meet the Medic will be on Thursday anyway? Meet the Spy came on day 5 out of 8. The in-game content will be coming Thursday, Meet the Medic COULD be at any day of the update.

[QUOTE=LtKyle2;30608933]I still think the brass knuckles stats are ridiculous. [i]Metal[/i] knuckles do [i]less[/i] damage? Yet swing faster compared to gloves?[/QUOTE] Attacking faster makes complete sense if you know anything about how brass knuckles work. Them doing less damage than fists makes sense if you realize the Heavy carries around a Minigun of extraordinary weight (mostly thanks to ammo) that would be pretty much impossible for any IRL man to carry, and he can even jump with it. The guy is loaded muscle wise. It wouldn't be farfetched to suggest that the metal the knuckles are made out of are actually weaker then the Heavy's fists and actually wind up reducing the force of his blows.

[QUOTE=Benvil;30608985]Why is everyone isntantly thinking Meet the Medic will be on Thursday anyway? Meet the Spy came on day 5 out of 8. The in-game content will be coming Thursday, Meet the Medic COULD be at any day of the update.[/QUOTE] Like today, the 21st.

Well fuck.

[QUOTE=Ducksink;30607554]He looks like Charles Muntz [IMG]http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_7W9aXibIkrY/SbSQ2kf9cKI/AAAAAAAAAEQ/_naIxL_8GgA/s400/Charles+Muntz+in+the+movie+UP.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE] More like [img]http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/hprofile-ak-snc4/50496_247370944200_4949501_n.jpg[/img]

'ü' is pronounced like this: [url]http://translate.google.com/?hl=en&tab=wT#el|de|%C3%BC[/url] (click the right 'listen' button, it's the original, German pronunciation)

[QUOTE=Bokito;30609145]'ü' is pronounced like this: [url]http://translate.google.com/?hl=en&tab=wT#el|de|%C3%BC[/url] (click the right 'listen' button, it's the original, German pronunciation)[/QUOTE] thats what i meant

Due to Timezone differences i'm not sure, was the Update yesterday or today - Will there be more today?

Good stats for the new heavy weapons: [b]The new minigun[/b] +No spun up time, silent deploy +60% more accurate +No bullet Spread -70% less ammo loaded -Resupply locker only refills half ammo [b]The new Shotgun:[/b] +30% damage done +10% more pellets per shot +Stumbles enemies at close range ?(a la Left 4 Dead) -Will minicrit instead of crit -5% movement speed on wearer [b]New Knuckles:[/b] + 40% faster firing speed + 10% damage done + 3 successful hits in a row will cause the enemy to bleed for 8 seconds - -20% deploy speed - No random Critical hits

[QUOTE=Bokito;30609145]'ü' is pronounced like this: [url]http://translate.google.com/?hl=en&tab=wT#el|de|%C3%BC[/url] (click the right 'listen' button, it's the original, German pronunciation)[/QUOTE] see OO

[QUOTE=The Party Spy;30609159]Good stats for the new heavy weapons: [b]The new minigun[/b] +No spun up time, silent deploy +60% more accurate +No bullet Spread -70% less ammo loaded -Resupply locker only refills half ammo [b]The new Shotgun:[/b] +30% damage done +10% more pellets per shot +Stumbles enemies at close range ?(a la Left 4 Dead) -Will minicrit instead of crit -5% movement speed on wearer [b]New Knuckles:[/b] + 40% faster firing speed + 10% damage done + 3 successful hits in a row will cause the enemy to bleed for 8 seconds - -20% deploy speed - No random Critical hits[/QUOTE] bad bad bad baaaaaaaaaaaad unless you were trying for that