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[QUOTE=Guillebon;30610388]So, today is day 2's release?[/QUOTE] nope, day 3

[QUOTE=The Party Spy;30609159]Good stats for the new heavy weapons: [b]The new minigun[/b] +No spun up time, silent deploy +60% more accurate +No bullet Spread -70% less ammo loaded -Resupply locker only refills half ammo [b]The new Shotgun:[/b] +30% damage done +10% more pellets per shot +Stumbles enemies at close range ?(a la Left 4 Dead) -Will minicrit instead of crit -5% movement speed on wearer [b]New Knuckles:[/b] + 40% faster firing speed + 10% damage done + 3 successful hits in a row will cause the enemy to bleed for 8 seconds - -20% deploy speed - No random Critical hits[/QUOTE] These are very good ideas for Valve weapons, bro! Nice!

Anyone else excited about the possiblity of new merchandise in the Valve Store?

at what time do valve update the update?

[QUOTE=madsser;30610636]at what time do valve update the update?[/QUOTE] I wanna say 7am/7pm Pacific time.

Day 2 Valve, come on My Endocrine system is ready

Guys, you need to be patient. It's not even lunch time at Valve, so contain your orgasms.

[QUOTE=Psychopath12;30610692]Guys, you need to be patient. It's not even lunch time at Valve, so contain your orgasms.[/QUOTE] I feel sorry for the containers.

Probably not going to be revealed until later this afternoon after lunchtime for Valve.

[QUOTE=The Ultimate;30610392]nope, day 3[/QUOTE] OK, when I rated this dumb, it went from 4 to 8. OH GOD I HAVE RATING DOUBLING POWERS :byodood: Anyway, I really don't get why people are complaining. I mean, sure, the stats might not be that good, (I'm not one to judge this, I haven't actually thought out how well any would work) but it's still new content. Just because the stats aren't very good doesn't mean it can't be fun. Personally, I just don't get why people complain. I barely ever use the Bear hands but did I complain when it was released that it's a bad weapon? No. And you shouldn't complain about these either.

[QUOTE=Psychopath12;30610692]Guys, you need to be patient. It's not even lunch time at Valve, so contain your orgasms.[/QUOTE] One cannot simply [b]contain[/b] a Valvegasm.

[QUOTE=Glorbo;30610743]One cannot simply [b]contain[/b] a Valvegasm.[/QUOTE] Sounds more like you need some more durable containers.

If the creators of the two mafia packs have any concept art they'd like to share, the TF2 Wiki would appreciate it :D

[QUOTE=RIPBILLYMAYS;30610659]I wanna say 7am/7pm Pacific time.[/QUOTE] Nice, but could you be a little bit more [I]Spacific[/I]. :downsrim: I'm sorry, I'll go get my coat. But I sure hope the second day will be up by 10PM GMT.

[QUOTE=RIPBILLYMAYS;30610659]I wanna say 7am/7pm Pacific time.[/QUOTE] 07:00 for my country or? EDIT: sorry for dumb post i am not pro at converting hours :saddowns:

Can't wait for the new gamemode :dance: inb4disappointment

[QUOTE=RIPBILLYMAYS;30610659]I wanna say [B]7am/7pm Pacific time.[/B][/QUOTE] [QUOTE=Rainbowmaker;30610809]07:00 for my country or?[/QUOTE] Valve is in Seattle, Washington, USA, which follows PACIFIC STANDARD TIME

im gunna say we got another 6 hours.

[QUOTE=Blueplastic;30610830]Can't wait for the new gamemode :dance: inb4disappointment[/QUOTE] Remember the hype for medieval? Hope they add another map to medieval at least. I don't want it to become the next Territory Control

[QUOTE=RIPBILLYMAYS;30610894]Remember the hype for medieval? Hope they add another map to medieval at least. I don't want it to become the next Territory Control[/QUOTE] NO. MOAR. MEDIEVAL. l:(

Anyone else think each day could will have a 'theme' ? Mafia - Black Market Buisness -Man of Honor Desert - Sniper - Demo Junk -Junkyard soldier pack -Possible Pyro Airplane polycount pack Not sure about other classes.

[QUOTE=Spybreak;30610923]NO. MOAR MEDIEVAL.[/QUOTE] That looks better already

Engy probably has a junk pack floating around. Seems like scrap parts would fit him as a theme. If I had to guess, there's probably an egyptian scout floating around also. But really, Suburban scout from the polycount contest works for junk. I have a strong feeling all 9 classes are getting a pack, and Medic seems to be getting 2

[QUOTE=Spybreak;30610923]NO. MOAR. MEDIEVAL. l:([/QUOTE] Future update. Jetpacks and lasers

[QUOTE=nightlord;30610927]Anyone else think each day could will have a 'theme' ? Mafia - Black Market Buisness -Man of Honor Desert - Sniper - Demo Junk -Junkyard soldier pack -Possible Pyro Airplane polycount pack Not sure about other classes.[/QUOTE] I'm guessing, Mobster Monday (Durr) Trashy Tuesday (Trash = Junk) Wasteland Wednesday (Desert is kinda wasteland) Some-synonym-for-Medicinal-that-begins-with-a-T Thursday. (I checked, all I could get was therapuetic, adn that doesn't sound very Medic-y. :/) The weapons sets would probably be the same as your examples with Tuesday and Wednesday flipped around and the Thursday would be Mean Medicine + the leaked Valve-made weapons. (The MtD medigun, the DDW syringe gun) And Thursday would also include Meet the Medic for a climactic finish. [editline]fgdf[/editline] Ned has a good point, there probably would be a scrap junk Engi set lying around somewhere, which would probably fit more.

[QUOTE=ned_ballad;30610773]If the creators of the two mafia packs have any concept art they'd like to share, the TF2 Wiki would appreciate it :D[/QUOTE] suprised you don't have any concept art for the blighted beak on there. as hilariously bad it may be.

[QUOTE=Pie_Tony;30611147]suprised you don't have any concept art for the blighted beak on there. as hilariously bad it may be.[/QUOTE] Didn't know it existed. If you give it to me, I'll gladly add it in.

I want a Engy set so bad. :smith:

[QUOTE=Banjo7J;30611116] Some-synonym-for-Medicinal-that-begins-with-a-T Thursday. (I checked, all I could get was therapuetic, adn that doesn't sound very Medic-y. :/).[/QUOTE] thyroid tonic toxic terminal Tuberculosis typhoid fever

[QUOTE=Psychopath12;30610759]Sounds more like you need some more durable containers.[/QUOTE] Sounds like a personal problem