I can't stop looking at the logo for the Uber Update. It's so damn beautiful.
[QUOTE=Doneeh;30615903]The Eviction Notice should get Jarate, Milk, Bleed on each hit on a target. Then each hit gives the heavy ten seconds of uber, with his health buffed to the max. That's the best way to make the Eviction Notice balanced.[/QUOTE]
You forgot the burn damage.
[QUOTE=Neo Kabuto;30615678]How do a fire ax, a bonesaw, a kukri, a shovel and his fists do the same amount of damage?[/QUOTE]
For the same reason that a fatally wounded senior citizen with a pick axe can do more damage than getting hit in the face with a rocket.
[QUOTE=HeIsTheStig;30616054]For the same reason that a fatally wounded senior citizen with a pick axe can do more damage than getting hit in the face with a rocket.[/QUOTE]
Senior Citizen...what?
[QUOTE=HeIsTheStig;30616054]For the same reason that a fatally wounded senior citizen with a pick axe can do more damage than getting hit in the face with a rocket.[/QUOTE]
Who?
Soldier.
the soldier's probably in his mid 30s or early 40s
[QUOTE=HeIsTheStig;30616054]For the same reason that a fatally wounded senior citizen with a pick axe can do more damage than getting hit in the face with a rocket.[/QUOTE]
The Soldier is 40 or so, what are you talking about?
How is soldier a Senior Citizen?
[QUOTE=Wormy;30615786]Sorry for being an arse, but it seems like you are interested in TF2 again. And you said you were gonna quit playing it, right?[/QUOTE]
Team Fortress... is not the Macarena. It takes patience. She is like a fine, well-aged prostitute... it takes years to learn her tricks.
She is cruel, laughs at you when you are naked, but you keep coming back for more, and more! Why? [b]Because she is the only prostitute I can afford[/b]
[QUOTE=Clovernoodle;30616141]Soldier.[/QUOTE]
How does that correlate with senior citizen though?
[QUOTE=CrashGal;30616177]How does that correlate with senior citizen though?[/QUOTE]
I guess we're supposed to assume he's somewhat old considering he was in the war and it's been like 25 years since during TF2.
Of course, he could've been drafted at like 20 or something. Then 45 ain't really old.
[QUOTE=SockFC;30616163]The Soldier is 40 or so, what are you talking about?[/QUOTE]
I think he thinks that TF2 takes place today, which would make him about 90.
I really wish Scout had a Mafia related pack.
His shotgun could've been a Tommygun redone up as a Drum fed Shotgun, his pistol just could've been something sweet like an M9, and for melee, either a Switchblade, or a Crowbar.
It'd be sick.
[QUOTE=Clovernoodle;30616202]I guess we're supposed to assume he's somewhat old considering he was in the war and it's been like 25 years since during TF2.
Of course, he could've been drafted at like 20 or something. Then 45 ain't really old.[/QUOTE]
But he wasn't drafted! He bought his own plane ticket over there after they decided he was too crazy to fight in the US Army!
[QUOTE=Clovernoodle;30616202]I guess we're supposed to assume he's somewhat old considering he was in the war and it's been like 25 years since during TF2.
Of course, he could've been drafted at like 20 or something. Then 45 ain't really old.[/QUOTE]
He wasn't in the war. He went over there himself because he wasn't allowed to fight and then went on a killing spree. He was still killing people after the war ended because no one told him.
When first seeing the Uber update banner, did anyone else think of this?
[img]http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110202005256/callofduty/images/thumb/3/31/DG2.png/830px-DG2.png[/img]
[img]http://gyazo.com/9f835ec915c7c54ba5e9cafbdcac50bc.png[/img]
:v:
[QUOTE=nightlord;30616256]He wasn't in the war. He went over there himself because he wasn't allowed to fight and then went on a killing spree. He was still killing people after the war ended because no one told him.[/QUOTE]
...so then he could be any age.
Huh.
[QUOTE=V3nom;30616276]When first seeing the Uber update banner, did anyone else think of this?
[img]http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110202005256/callofduty/images/thumb/3/31/DG2.png/830px-DG2.png[/img]
[img]http://gyazo.com/9f835ec915c7c54ba5e9cafbdcac50bc.png[/img]
:v:[/QUOTE]
No.
I thought of this because I play REAL GAMES.*
[img]http://images.wikia.com/bioshock/images/1/16/Little_Sister_Needle.png[/img]
*take no offense, COD is good fun. Bioshock is my favorite game of all time.
[QUOTE=V3nom;30616276]When first seeing the Uber update banner, did anyone else think of this?
[img]http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110202005256/callofduty/images/thumb/3/31/DG2.png/830px-DG2.png[/img]
[img]http://gyazo.com/9f835ec915c7c54ba5e9cafbdcac50bc.png[/img]
:v:[/QUOTE]
POOT DOWN THEM CALLS OF DOOTIE AND DEFEND POINTS
[h2]MEDIC WAS ONCE MILO[/h2]
[img]http://www.teamfortress.com/images/artwork/concept/human_medic_finishedsketch_r.jpg[/img]
[img]http://asg.animatedheroes.com/albums/milo/Milo_reminisces.jpg][/img]
I just notice the bulbs that says "uber" looks like condoms :byodood:
and the u is a smiling one,that is :byodood:
The second image above is this
[img]http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4107/4975265461_9d2825a5eb.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=Pvt. Martin;30616362][h2]MEDIC WAS ONCE MILO[/h2]
[img]http://www.teamfortress.com/images/artwork/concept/human_medic_finishedsketch_r.jpg[/img]
[img]http://asg.animatedheroes.com/albums/milo/Milo_reminisces.jpg][/img][/QUOTE]
Milo from Atlantis? That was my favorite movie ever when I was wee. I named my teddy Milo. :v:
Seriously nostalgia'd.
and before you ask Milo's doing fine. :v:
[QUOTE=Li'l Chew Chew;30616395]Milo from Atlantis? That was my favorite movie ever when I was wee. I named my teddy Milo. :v:[/QUOTE]
I didn't even remember,thank you for making me remember that movie i loved to watch in my childhood.
the lights on the uber page are vacuum tubes, which is why it may look similar to other things.
[QUOTE=Benlecyborg;30616481]The day Call of Duty touches TF2 is the day I lose all hope for humanity.[/QUOTE]
Just watch as the next update introduces custom classes, bloody screens and deep breathing recovering health
[QUOTE=Benlecyborg;30616481]The day Call of Duty touches TF2 is the day I lose all hope for humanity.[/QUOTE]
If Activision are smart, they'll give valve a hefty sum to add a TACTICOOL helmet to TF2.
We already have bloody screens (bleedout), and medic has recovering health, so we just need custom classes :)
So ideas for tomorrow's name is:
Trashy Tueday(thanks ned)
Arabian Tuesday/Wastleland Tuesday/Desertic Tuesday
Can't really think of anything else since the medic pack + the trash pack would make no sense
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