The Uber Update - Games - Facepunch Forum

Scout update(if it comes) will suck as always...Valve hates Scout always with great downsides...

[QUOTE=Croshi;30619775][url]http://www.youtube.com/playlist?p=PL3524DB6828B9B912[/url] Woahly Shit[/QUOTE] What am I supposed to be looking at?

I just realized how much rape these weapons are gonna cause in modes like Zombie Fortress and Saxton Hale.

So, lemme sort this out: [I]The Splendid Screen (Shield)[/I] [B]+25% Fire Damage Resistance +20% Explosive Damage Resistance +70% Increase in Impact Damage Can deal impact damage at any range[/B] [highlight]Loss of Sticky Launcher[/highlight] [I]The Persian Persuasion (Sword)[/I] [B]100% Increase in Charge ability recharge rate[/B] [highlight]All ammo becomes health[/highlight] [I]Ali Baba's Wee Booties (Shoes, implied Grenade Launcher replacement)[/I] [B]+25 Max Health +100% Increase in Turning Control while charging[/B] [highlight]Loss of Grenade Launcher[/highlight] (implied) I think these are what the stats should look like.

[QUOTE=Vidd;30619856]What do people expect from the Demoman though? All the Soldier has received is banners and the Black Box which is virtually the Rocket Launcher anyway.[/QUOTE] Black box is the most annoying piece of shit implemented into the game

[QUOTE=Vidd;30619856]What do people expect from the Demoman though? All the Soldier has received is banners and the Black Box which is virtually the Rocket Launcher anyway.[/QUOTE] We're sort of expecting Valve to realize their goddamn mistakes and to restore the purpose of each class.

[QUOTE=9600bauds;30619852][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/nmC3O.png[/IMG] Fuck you guys, I'm having fun.[/QUOTE] You're not even playing yet...FFS

New Demo loadout: -Regular Grenade Launcher -Scottish Resistance -Persian Persuader Yesssss, this is going to be badass.

Hmm, hows this for worst demo loadout? the booties, sticky jumper, pain train. Now i know pain train is useful, I love it myself but its situational. I want to see this in action

[QUOTE=Blueplastic;30619739]Scottish Resistance - the only real Demoman weapon[/QUOTE] lochnload caber?

[QUOTE=Totenkreuz;30619866]I just realized how much rape these weapons are gonna cause in modes like Zombie Fortress and Saxton Hale.[/QUOTE] ZF already went to hell and back when perks were invented.

[QUOTE=Croshi;30619775][url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7M87jQF4ucI[/url] Woahly Shit[/QUOTE] [img]http://s.ytimg.com/yt/img/pixel-vfl3z5WfW.gif[/img] The playlist ID is incorrect. Please check the URL.

[QUOTE=Dug;30619865]What am I supposed to be looking at?[/QUOTE] It was some videos containing sword rape [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7M87jQF4ucI[/media]

[QUOTE=9600bauds;30619852][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/nmC3O.png[/IMG] Fuck you guys, I'm having fun.[/QUOTE] the smartest man on facepunch

[QUOTE=Skunkrocker;30619805]That's an arrow, dude.[/QUOTE] Ah, I see. I'm guessing that this is probably for the Medic's Crossbow then? [IMG]http://i53.tinypic.com/4j2pv4.png[/IMG]

[QUOTE=Some Jerk;30619786][IMG]http://i175.photobucket.com/albums/w137/somejerk231/tombstone.jpg[/IMG] Am I overreacting?[/QUOTE] You should inscribe the word "rilfe" in it.

Can anyone link me to the day 2 page?

I'm still optimistic for a good Engineer and Medic set. :unsmith:

[url]http://www.youtube.com/user/KneeSlappington#p/c/49E4C8A479EB21BB[/url] That's what I posted

So, sniper rifle now can be adjusted for skill PRO: Bazaar Bargain - for skilled snipers, makes more profit. NORMAL: Sniper Rifle (stock) - for snipers. EASY: Piss rifle - for ones like me who can't aim very well and yet can be useful for team. oh and lucksman :v:

[QUOTE=Spybreak;30619909]Ah, I see. I'm guessing that this is probably for the Medic's Crossbow then? [IMG]http://i53.tinypic.com/4j2pv4.png[/IMG][/QUOTE] I think its a spike to charge someone with, hence whenever you charge it does damage now.

Loch and load? Not a god demo weapon? [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ub0_s8nKeFc[/media]

I made Mad-libs! Don't waste a thread about bitchin, use my template. My God, I ______ what Valve has done to _____(class). I mean, how could they be so ________(adjective) to even consider that ______(Somehting ♥♥♥♥ing stupid) would be a good idea? For God's sake Valve, you're _______(verb) the ______(noun) of the game. I mean, does the ______(Class) really need a ______(weapon that doesn't fit) That's it. I'm done with this game. _____(expletive) this. I used to ______(verb) this game. But, obviously you had to listen to _________(Group of People) and now it's __________(adjective) At least the new hats are ____________(adjective) Enjoy!

[QUOTE=Chilean_Wolf;30619917]Can anyone link me to the day 2 page?[/QUOTE] [url=http://www.teamfortress.com/uberupdate/]HERE FRIEND[/url] :buddy:

[QUOTE=Be Polite,;30619848]I'd like to see some improvements to the Sniper set.. It seems a tad bit boring compared to the rest of the sets they've showed us so far.[/QUOTE] Agreed, I don't like the cookie cutter charge thing. I'd rather have something that matched my Skullbuster stats Like: With each headshot, damage increases by 10% Damage caps off at 40% like demo's head counter Each miss makes your last headshot bonus go away.

More dumb Demoknight crap, not surprising New Sniper rifle looks very interesting though

[QUOTE=Croshi;30619923][url]http://www.youtube.com/user/KneeSlappington#p/c/49E4C8A479EB21BB[/url] [url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7M87jQF4ucI[/url] That's what I posted[/QUOTE] Look at this guys. Edit: CROSHI FOUND SOMETHING INTERESTING AND HE WILL NOT BE IGNORED.

[QUOTE=Li'l Chew Chew;30619705]Also, if those fucking boots replace the Grenade launcher than I've lost all hope in this game.[/QUOTE] For the 3rd time? Stop with this "i quit TF2!!11" bullshit, we all know you come back every update.

[QUOTE=Chilean_Wolf;30619917]Can anyone link me to the day 2 page?[/QUOTE] [url]http://www.teamfortress.com/uberupdate/[/url] Try CTRL+F5.

[QUOTE=Ian;30619880]New Demo loadout: -Regular Grenade Launcher -Scottish Resistance -Persian Persuader Yesssss, this is going to be badass.[/QUOTE] You won't be able to pick up ammo to replenish your weapons dude.