The Uber Update

[Trofflesby]

[QUOTE=Recurracy;30629308]

Anyway I still need to know where everyone gets this information about the soda popper and shit[/QUOTE]

[url]http://www.teamfortress.com/uberupdate/scoutpack.html[/url]
Hidden page

[flashmozzg]

[QUOTE=Recurracy;30629308]I swear I just had a fucking pony avatar before I changed it back to this one

Anyway I still need to know where everyone gets this information about the soda popper and shit[/QUOTE]
Look carefully for bonk [url]http://teamfortress.com/uberupdate/[/url]

[Apocalypsewaffle]

I'm betting valve will forget about some things, like the cleadhahmorhimordidurp's extended charge range, bonk invulnerability and having three meters for the scout (sandman + crit-cola + hype meter)

This should indeed make for some interesting bugs.

[Bragdras]

[QUOTE=That Ninja;30629022]Pardon me if I'm late, but is it just me, or does the Demo set have no downsides to it, and seem really awesome/OP at the moment?[/QUOTE]

Oh yeah, having NO RANGED WEAPONS OF ANY DESCRIPTION isn't a downside.

[Lowland]

[QUOTE=xpod1;30629254][img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/6438055/Reaction%20faces/john%20cleese%20no.gif[/img]

how does an iranian end up in scandinavia[/QUOTE]

They have these amazing people-carrying machines called aeroplanes, that soar through the sky like screaming birds with their butts on fire.

[Allstone]

[QUOTE=xpod1;30629254]how does an iranian end up in scandinavia[/QUOTE]A plane.

[Recurracy]

[QUOTE=Trofflesby;30629364][url]http://www.teamfortress.com/uberupdate/scoutpack.html[/url]
Hidden page[/QUOTE]
Sweet merciful crap I am fucking digging all of that.

[MaxOfS2D]

[QUOTE=Mr. Sun;30629256]I love the look of the Scout one.

although I hate secret links when the "secret" is something like this. I should be a spoiler or a teaser for something![/QUOTE]

to be honest I really don't dig how it turns the Scout into a walking billboard for the BONK brand, which is

1) really gimmicky and just a fanservice thing
2) not fitting within 1968 (i'm pretty sure they couldn't print raw red and yellow back then. at least make the cans look believable :colbert:)

my two cents

[Randdalf]

So I released the latest alpha version of a map I'm making yesterday. [B]Specifically tooled[/B] so that scouts couldn't double jump over the huge gaping chasm (koth_chasm hurr) in the middle of the map. A few hours later - triple jump.

[Average User]

[QUOTE=Max of S2D;30629441]to be honest I really don't dig how it turns the Scout into a walking billboard for the BONK brand, which is

1) really gimmicky and just a fanservice thing
2) not fitting within 1968 (i'm pretty sure they couldn't print raw red and yellow back then. at least make the cans look believable :colbert:)

my two cents[/QUOTE]

1.) Gimmicky shit was HUGE in the 1960's

2.) its a fucking game, how does the medic have a heal gun, or how are there teleporters? Being able to print yellow and red is kind of given knowing they already had the technology to heal people with a coloured beam

[redBadger]

Wow, Scout Pack. I wonder how much work it took Valve to make those /sarcasm.

[AkujiTheSniper]

[QUOTE=The Party Spy;30629471]1.) Gimmicky shit was HUGE in the 1960's

2.) its a fucking game, how does the medic have a heal gun, or how are there teleporters? Being able to print yellow and red is kind of given knowing they already had the technology to heal people with a coloured beam[/QUOTE]

Not to mention their [i]fucking clothes[/i]

[hamsterjuice]

[QUOTE=redBadger;30629496]Wow, Scout Pack. I wonder how much work it took Valve to make those /sarcasm.[/QUOTE]

it's a community pack

[SnowCanary]

[QUOTE=Hamsterjuice;30629521]it's a community pack[/QUOTE]

[IMG]http://forum.esforces.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=1241&d=1302417948[/IMG]

[lexus04]

[url=http://bit.ly/uberupdate_pyropack_html]http://teamfortress.com/uberupdate/pyropack.html[/url]

Hmm

:raise:

[Thechuz]

Oh you fucker.

[AkujiTheSniper]

[QUOTE=lexus04;30629568][url=http://bit.ly/uberupdate_pyropack_html]http://tf2.com/uberupdate/pyropack.html[/url]

Hmm

:raise:[/QUOTE]

Didn't fall for it because the Uber Update uses teamfortress.com :smug:

[Elstumpo]

[QUOTE=lexus04;30629568][url=http://bit.ly/uberupdate_pyropack_html]http://tf2.com/uberupdate/pyropack.html[/url]

Hmm

:raise:[/QUOTE]

Close, but no cigar.

[xpod1]

[QUOTE=V12US;30629396]They have these amazing people-carrying machines called aeroplanes, that soar through the sky like screaming birds with their butts on fire.[/QUOTE]

im talking about why does he ~live there~

[lexus04]

[QUOTE=AkujiTheSniper;30629588]Didn't fall for it because the Uber Update uses teamfortress.com :smug:[/QUOTE]

fine jeez fixed

[editline]22nd June 2011[/editline]

[QUOTE=xpod1;30629597]im talking about why does he ~live there~[/QUOTE]

because immigration (education also)

[Sammun_fox]

[QUOTE=Max of S2D;30629441]to be honest I really don't dig how it turns the Scout into a walking billboard for the BONK brand, which is

1) really gimmicky and just a fanservice thing
2) not fitting within 1968 (i'm pretty sure they couldn't print raw red and yellow back then. at least make the cans look believable :colbert:)

my two cents[/QUOTE]

I tought that the set was a parody of the old comic book Ads (X-ray glasses, sea monkeys, etc)

[suttles]

[QUOTE=AkujiTheSniper;30629588]Didn't fall for it because the Uber Update uses teamfortress.com :smug:[/QUOTE]

[url]http://tf2.com/uberupdate/scoutpack.html[/url]

That works too...
oddly it zooms out for me.

[AkujiTheSniper]

[QUOTE=Suttles;30629642][url]http://tf2.com/uberupdate/scoutpack.html[/url]

That works too...
oddly it zooms out for me.[/QUOTE]

(Hint hint i said it to make him edit it so it looks phony now that he needed to edit it)

[Allstone]

[QUOTE=Randdalf;30629454]So I released the latest alpha version of a map I'm making yesterday. [B]Specifically tooled[/B] so that scouts couldn't double jump over the huge gaping chasm (koth_chasm hurr) in the middle of the map. A few hours later - triple jump.[/QUOTE]Could FaN scouts get over it?

[Skunky]

[QUOTE=lexus04;30629568][url=http://bit.ly/uberupdate_pyropack_html]http://teamfortress.com/uberupdate/pyropack.html[/url]

Hmm

:raise:[/QUOTE]

Wow, that flamethrower is awesome! :buddy:

[lexus04]

[QUOTE=AkujiTheSniper;30629653](Hint hint i said it to make him edit it so it looks phony now that he needed to edit it)[/QUOTE]

hint hint people are still clicking it

also I was originally planning to use teamfortress.com but tf2.com looks more like bit.ly on first glance

[Fawkes]

[QUOTE=lexus04;30629568][url=http://bit.ly/uberupdate_pyropack_html]http://teamfortress.com/uberupdate/pyropack.html[/url]

Hmm

:raise:[/QUOTE]

Dayum, fell for it!

[Rarara]

[QUOTE=ryfry99;30621122]I wish they would stop focusing on demoknights and release proper weapons for the demo[/QUOTE]

The problem is, its hard to release balanced demoman weapons, when the originals are 100% balanced.
Which leads to things like scot res and LnL.

[not_yet]

i really hope we get a few extra backpack pages with this update

[HyperTails]

Fell for that one.