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[QUOTE=John Fisher;16086019]If you have any questions about the RED team, or anything else about me, ask them here! Heres a question list: - What new weapons have you got? The answer is: The ambassador The cloak and dagger and The dead ringer. - Who is your worst enemy? The answer is so obviously the BLU pyro. - What is your real name? John Fisher - Who is your girl friend? The BLU scouts mom. - How do you cloak? Useing a invisible camo. Here's a promotional video that was released to display how swell I really am! [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OR4N5OhcY9s[/media] And here is the photo of me that got taken on "Team Picture Day". (The Soldier wrote an article about it this morning.) [URL=http://www.imagebee.net/][IMG]http://www.imagebee.net/images/uummbwn6tebg8z1krkgx.jpg[/IMG][/URL][/QUOTE] There can only be one Spy around here...

Hi, I am ze scout, I cry at rainbows.

Yo scout, what team ya at? I don't like red scouts * Bonk *

I am red scout.

(Fyi you just got bonked, but Blu and Grn are allied D: )

You fool! That is a Spy, a Blu one to be exact. Your allies

Oh shit! Sorry pal, and what are you? Team Unassigned?

[QUOTE=Grn Scout;16093547]Oh shit! Sorry pal, and what are you? Team Unassigned?[/QUOTE] He's a seal :rimshot:

Indeed I am

What side's the seal on?

IDK, uh apperantly white

[b] HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAX [/b] [b] cappppppppppps [/b]

Why do you have such bad luck? I mean, I've seen the most unlucky shit happen to dime-a-dozen backstabbin' scumbags like you.

[quote=john fisher;16086062]indeed its my name.[/quote] I thought the intelligence agency tried to teach the fine subtleties of the English language to both sides of our forsaken fight. I, for one, didn't know that they didn't only fail with the Heavies!

[QUOTE=John Fisher;16086019] - How do you cloak? Useing a invisible camo. [/QUOTE] Epic sentence a++ would read again, mate.

[QUOTE=John Fisher;16086128]Ask the Engineer he made it for me.[/QUOTE] You are obviously not a Spy. Sounds like the Heavy found a disguise kit lying around and tried to use it, ha! I annotated the Mann. Co order form to prove you wrong, see: [url]http://www.teamfortress.com/sniper_vs_spy/day04_english.htm[/url]

He is a spy.

[QUOTE=Grn Scout;16094044]He is a spy.[/QUOTE] So, he is a triple agent? Mon dieu!

Everyone is a triple agent.

[QUOTE=Grn Scout;16094114]Everyone is a triple agent.[/QUOTE] Merde.

[QUOTE=Grn Scout;16093496](Fyi you just got bonked, but Blu and Grn are allied D: )[/QUOTE] So are Red and Ylw, you are screwed.

[QUOTE=Samiam22;16094184]So are Red and Ylw, you are screwed.[/QUOTE] I have yet to see a YLW member on this Internet Bulletin Board System!

[QUOTE=BLU Spy;16094205]I have yet to see a YLW member on this Internet Bulletin Board System![/QUOTE] It seems that the only member on the Grn team is that dumb scoot.

[QUOTE=Samiam22;16094326]It seems that the only member on the Grn team is that dumb scoot.[/QUOTE] You can't even spell scout right and you call me dumb? Bucklehead

Dear Scout, I have made a truly shocking discovery. If we add BLU and GRN, it gives YLW.

Yellow is an ugly, ugly color.

So is RED, ugh. It haunts me in my nightmares. I am surrounded by the flames... the red flames... and then I wake up, breathing heavily. But the RED Scout's Mother is here to cheer me up.

Red scout's mother is hot, I wish I had a mother, can you hand over my documents?

[QUOTE=John Fisher;16086019]If you have any questions about the RED team, or anything else about me, ask them here! Heres a question list: - What new weapons have you got? The answer is: The ambassador The cloak and dagger and The dead ringer. - Who is your worst enemy? The answer is so obviously the BLU pyro. - What is your real name? John Fisher - Who is your girl friend? The BLU scouts mom. - How do you cloak? Useing a invisible camo. Here's a promotional video that was released to display how swell I really am! [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OR4N5OhcY9s[/media] And here is the photo of me that got taken on "Team Picture Day". (The Soldier wrote an article about it this morning.) [URL=http://www.imagebee.net/][IMG]http://www.imagebee.net/images/uummbwn6tebg8z1krkgx.jpg[/IMG][/URL][/QUOTE] [img]http://media.giantbomb.com/uploads/1/11419/622376-eng_super.jpg[/img] You are [B]NOT[/B] the RED spy! He would never reveal his name!

[QUOTE=Red Engineer;16095004]You are [B]NOT[/B] the RED spy! He would never reveal his name![/QUOTE] And although I often overestimate the intellectual abilities of RED, I can clearly point out that his spelling is in no way a gentleman's.