Class lines you would like to see - Games

[QUOTE=SGTNAPALM;16210966]Is that even possible?[/QUOTE] Yes.

Hahaha. I'd love to hear the classes just cut their pithy dialog and just say like: "Dude, what the fuck..."

I want every class to have at least one mother joke to use against the scout as a domination. Scout: "Your momma's so stupid, she slept with our Spy." Sniper: "Your mother asked me to do that!" Heavy: "Aww, look at the little baby crying to his momma!" Medic: "It looks like I should have done zeh operation on yo mother.. would've saved both her and you zeh pain.." Soldier: "You're a maggot! Like mother like son I always say!" Demoman: "How they say it in English, your mother is so fat, she makes the Heavy look like a Scout, laddy." Engineer: "I'ma put a saddle on your mother's back and ride her like a horsey.." (I don't know, fuck.)

Spy needs a voice command to laugh evily, that isn't affected by disguise or cloak, So I can evil laugh nearby while cloaked.

When the soldier gets hit with jarate he should say; Soldier: Who threw that? Who the fuck threw that? Who's the slimy little communist shit twinkle-toed cocksucker down here who just signed his own death warrant?!

Somebody watched Full Metal Jacket. :smug:

This thread is now awesome.

[QUOTE=EpikEnvy2.0;16214019]This thread is now awesome.[/QUOTE] It wasn't before?

It's even more awesome.

All the classes should say something if they activated a spy's dead ringer, and then they kill him again. I can see it for the medic, he would be all "Come around again, for a second opinion?" Or something like that :v:

Sniper dom on heavy. "I just can't resist, it's just so... Shiny!"

i want the soldier to say "magets" every time he fires his rocket launcher under the effects of the kritzkrieg

[QUOTE=PCRShade;16202013]Sniper needs some more seriously creepy lines.[/QUOTE] Noooow doctor. Nooow. [img]http://d2k5.com/sa_emots/emot-q.gif[/img]

[QUOTE=IDTL;16213852]When the soldier gets hit with jarate he should say; Soldier: Who threw that? Who the fuck threw that? Who's the slimy little communist shit twinkle-toed cocksucker down here who just signed his own death warrant?![/QUOTE] Oh hell yes.

Dominations on Pyro: Scout: Hey, hey! EAT THIS! Pyro: *What, are you even a pyro?* Soldier: Deflect this, you worthless maggot! Demoman: Ayyy! This'll show ya, you airblower! Heavy: *Laughter* Pyro is not credit to team! *Laughter* Engineer: Oh do something right, you sissy! Medic: Zon't worrey, I wazen't even trying! Sniper: Top of the morning to ya, you freak! Spy: Oh ze ironeey! Domination on a Scout: Scout: Ahh Jeesus, you SUCK at this! Pyro: *You moan just like your mother..* Soldier: And you call yourself American?! You worthless dog! Demoman: Jump this, ya bowl a' haggis! Heavy: Little man not run so fast now! Engineer: Woo-wee, sounds like someone can't take the world! Medic: Oooh, it'z ze rainbow lhover! Sooreey! Sniper: It wasn't even a challenge! Spy: Zhust likee your mozer.. Domination on Soldier: Scout: Hey, have a medal - medal of S.U.C.K.! Pyro: *light chuckle* *Does thumbs up* Soldier: You. ARE. WORTHLESS! Demoman: *Laughter* And someone puts up a mommeys-boy to use explosives! Heavy: KABOOM-KABOOM. I do your job much better then you! KABOOM! Engineer: Eat some of your own maggots, amry-boy! Medic: Zis iz way you couldn't even reech Berlin firzt! Sniper: The helmet - it does nothing! *laughter* Spy: Ze fineest of America! Hah! Domination on Demoman: Scout: Blow this up, ya hobo! Pyro: *I like toasted liver!* Soldier: You don't have a family - you don't have a home - YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE A PULSE! Demoman: And I wonted to get a drink with ye.. Heavy: Black man is not good fighter! Engineer: You murdered yourself. Medic: Your liver waz more explozive zen your bombs! Sniper: Hey, guess what, hobo, You are dead! Spy: Waz zat blood or Whiskey? Some ideas.

I want science related lines from the engineer, or machinery related. "See thats your problem right there." "It's called Occam's razor partner." or "No structurally superb behind for me" or something :v:

demo domination with afro--You got brain in my hair! [b]see: pulp fiction[/b]

I wonder if Valve is gonna look in this thread for ideas for new lines.

[QUOTE=Coffey;16209966]Pyro should sing, or mumble songs about fire when he dominates. Like Burn, Baby Burn, Firestarter, Ring of Fire, Fire Water Burn.[/QUOTE] Someone edit these in place of the pyro lines for domination and multiple kills. NOW! [editline]lol[/editline] I made a siren sound for pyro, It's pretty crappy, but whatever. It replaces the "Go go go" voice command. [url]http://filesmelt.com/Filehosting2/downloader.php?file=tf.7z[/url]

[QUOTE=Nick99;16186862]"In soviet russia, BACON eat YOU!", After a Heavy kills a pyro :v: It'd be perfect[/QUOTE] [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wlcept4H9Nw[/media]

Jarate reactions! Scout: Oh god it's in my eyes! Soldier: You are a disgrace to EVERYONE! Pyro: It's in my suit! (Muffled of course) Demoman: It's stickier when it's not myself. Heavy: WATCH OUT SANDVICH Engineer: Ah heck my goggles! Medic: This is not medicine! Sniper: Who stole my move?! Jarate extinguish thanks! Scout: OH YOU FILTHY- ah wait, thanks. Soldier: You are promoted! Pyro: Ordinary thanks sound Demoman: At least it's better than fire. Heavy: Sniper is credit to team! Engineer: Heck I owe you one. Medic: This works better than blood! Sniper: You're golden pal! Spy: It beats dying I guess.

They should make something like this a taunt for heavy :v: [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-xUL48f0X_0&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fuser%2FPasdjoizaddenou&feature=player_profilepage[/media]

[QUOTE=DrTirD;16217872]They should make something like this a taunt for heavy :v: [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-xUL48f0X_0&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fuser%2FPasdjoizaddenou&feature=player_profilepage[/media][/QUOTE] So much awesome.

They should add some evil genius-esque lines for Engineer. "No, Mr. Spy, I expect you to DIE"

The sniper has 25 pre-Sniper vs. Spy-update domination lines, and they're all kind of creepy. Maybe something like "Your head resembles swiss cheese, mate."

you know when the heavy says "Oh nooo!" as one of his "negative" voice commands I'd like to hear that extended "Oh noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!"

How about the engineer does a Darth Vader "No!" at the death of a sentry?

[QUOTE=40kplayer;16220643]How about the engineer does a Darth Vader "No!" at the death of a sentry?[/QUOTE] What if he cries when a level 1 dies. "HE WAS SO YOUNG! :crying:"

[QUOTE=Shibbey;16220689]What if he cries when a level 1 dies. "HE WAS SO YOUNG! :crying:"[/QUOTE] Wish I has a gold star to give. Or a lighting bolt "ZING!".

[QUOTE=Paravin;16215753]Dominations on Pyro: Pyro: *What, are you even a pyro?* Pyro: *You moan just like your mother..* Pyro: *light chuckle* *Does thumbs up* Pyro: *I like toasted liver!* Some ideas.[/QUOTE] I enjoy Pyros' lines here.