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In meet the soldier did you say Sons who said that or Sun Tzu said that. Whats your take on this "Holla Patrol"

I have no mind of my own, so I'm going to copy everyone else and make an Ask a Class thread.

how can you see if the helmet covers your eyes? why don't your helmet protect your head from bullets? how can you rocket jump without blowing yourself into tiny bits? but enemy's explode into tiny bits? don't you have a war to be fighting? why are you wasting time here when you could be killing more commies

[QUOTE=Elexar;16126312]I must say that you fail at talking like the soldier.[/QUOTE] I'm Lazy.. anyways, back to "talking like the soldier" [editline]05:47PM[/editline] [QUOTE=LoserMan255;16126450]You know that maggots are fly grubs, right ?[/QUOTE] We all know that, and you are one of them!

Soldier didn't kill Communists in the first place, you twit.

[QUOTE=EXoDUSFLT;16126513]In meet the soldier did you say Sons who said that or Sun Tzu said that. Whats your take on this "Holla Patrol"[/QUOTE] Sun Tzu said that. They are the vile scum that contaminates the face of this earth! [editline]05:48PM[/editline] [QUOTE=Neckbeard;16126998]Soldier didn't kill Communists in the first place, you twit.[/QUOTE] I know, I knew. Avatar Fits.

What is your opinion on the other members of RED?

[QUOTE=Zdragon;16126878]how can you see if the helmet covers your eyes? why don't your helmet protect your head from bullets? how can you rocket jump without blowing yourself into tiny bits? but enemy's explode into tiny bits? don't you have a war to be fighting? why are you wasting time here when you could be killing more commies[/QUOTE] It's a See-Through Helmet. Special Rockets. I don't fight communist scum.

Who were you fighting in Poland in 1947? [editline]06:53PM[/editline] Also, I'm Lenin

[QUOTE=Nekomata3;16127030]What is your opinion on the other members of RED?[/QUOTE] They are quite a team, the Engineer might be the best in my opinion, as stated by the heavy, he is "Credit to Team" Anyways, here is my opinions on the others. Scout - Fast, Shit Talkin' Bastard. Pyro - Insane Flame-Fetished Asshole. Demoman - Drunk Scottish Cyclops Heavy - Big, Mean Bear. Engineer - Ass-Smart, Sentry Building maget. Medic - Should be healing, not fighting. Sniper - Campin' asshole that isn't part of the team. Spy - (No Comment) [editline]05:54PM[/editline] [QUOTE=AwpersAreBad;16127099]Who were you fighting in Poland in 1947? [editline]06:53PM[/editline] Also, I'm Lenin[/QUOTE] Nazis.

Surely you can give a comment about the spy. He does bring your team porn after all.

It's all gay porn. [editline]07:04PM[/editline] Did you ever want to ride a frog?

[QUOTE=LoserMan255;16126450]You know that maggots are fly grubs, right ?[/QUOTE] Maggot is the common name of the larval phase of development in insects of the order Diptera (flies). Sometimes the word is used to denote the larval stage of any insects. I did not copy that from wikipedia at all... not at all...

[QUOTE=Fhux;16128172]Maggot is the common name of the larval phase of development in insects of the order Diptera (flies). Sometimes the word is used to denote the larval stage of any insects. I did not copy that from wikipedia at all... not at all...[/QUOTE] And i said ?

who was phone?

Why were you rejected from every branch of the army?

Soilder. Do you have a girlfirend if so then bring a picture!

you suck at being a soldier

why is your collar popped up? this isn't the 70s, and you aren't elvis.

Why don't you use your grenades?

Hey guys, he gave me his account info.

[QUOTE=LoserMan255;16128353]And i said ?[/QUOTE] "You know that maggots are fly grubs, right ?"

You are all weak, you are all bleeders

Are you male or female? perhaps both? i always wondered about it.

Why didn't Sun Tzu spared the dinosaurs when beated the crap out of them on his boat?

Mr. Soldier, what was it like when the spy engaged in homosexual intercourse with you?

Did you ever play baseball?

Contact meh for his account eenfo if you want to play soldier.

who said that you must fight if fighting result to victory?

[QUOTE=Yobdren;16187606]Did you ever play baseball?[/QUOTE] No. [editline]01:24PM[/editline] [QUOTE=ssa gib A;16187478]Mr. Soldier, what was it like when the spy engaged in homosexual intercourse with you?[/QUOTE] Which spy? [editline]01:24PM[/editline] [QUOTE=beardk;16178728]Are you male or female? perhaps both? i always wondered about it.[/QUOTE] Male, you worthless scumbag.