• The 'Meet The Medic' Megathread
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Is the engineers xReloadprim a new animation? I mean he's realoding it like the usual shotgun only that he seems to pull something down towards the end
My theory is it'll come out tomorrow, the new weapon Overdose will be a bird-launcher, the new med gun will be...some kind of edible dispenser? [editline]9th June 2011[/editline] HEY GUYS MEET THE MEDIC LEAKED [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q-5OIq3Qigg[/media] [sp]its not really leaked, no[/sp]
>Go to tf2 section >See 278 new posts >Nothing happening Man you guys sure do get worked up over nothing!
[QUOTE=LaTrefle;30344974]My theory is it'll come out tomorrow, the new weapon Overdose will be a bird-launcher, the new med gun will be...some kind of edible dispenser? [editline]9th June 2011[/editline] HEY GUYS MEET THE MEDIC LEAKED [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q-5OIq3Qigg[/media] [sp]its not really leaked, no[/sp][/QUOTE] AWW NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO... [editline]9th June 2011[/editline] And so on.
[QUOTE=johnlmonkey;30344864]Aha! But then where is Clemente now? And how could they possibly have pulled off such a perfect fake death if hes still alive? It doesn't add up![/QUOTE] That's why we need to solve the mystery of the birds, to find where Clemente has been hiding.
So the last 11 pages have been conspiracy theories of robert clemente okay
I know where Clemente is! It's simple, the mystery is about birds. Everyone in Valve games hate birds. Valves are likely to be found in sewers. In L4D also a Valve game, you must go through sewers in Philidelphia. Clemente is clearly hiding in Philidelphia.
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[QUOTE=Rebi;30345255]I know where Clemente is! It's simple, the mystery is about birds. Everyone in Valve games hate birds. Valves are likely to be found in sewers. In L4D also a Valve game, you must go through sewers in Philidelphia. Clemente is clearly hiding in Philidelphia.[/QUOTE] L4d = left for dead Medics want to do the oposite of leaving for dead.. IT CAN ONLY MEAN ONE THING IF YOU EQUIP A BILLS HAT ON A MEDIC AND HEAL ANOTHER MEDIC WITH A ELLIS CAP WHILE HE SPAMS MEDIC AT THE BIRD AND THEN YOU GET A DEMO TO CABER IT 42 TIMES, IT WOULD CAUSE A PORTAL TO THE VIDEO TO OPEN
[QUOTE=Suttles;30345275]L4d = left for dead Medics want to do the oposite of leaving for dead.. IT CAN ONLY MEAN ONE THING IF YOU EQUIP A BILLS HAT ON A MEDIC AND HEAL ANOTHER MEDIC WITH A ELLIS CAP WHILE HE SPAMS MEDIC AT THE BIRD AND THEN YOU GET A DEMO TO CABER IT 42 TIMES, IT WOULD CAUSE A PORTAL TO THE VIDEO TO OPEN[/QUOTE] brilliant theory
Doves Doves
I feel HyperTails is trying to tell us something.
I'll just say here what I found in the other thread... [QUOTE=Mechtroid;30345118]So I took the lights in [url]http://www.teamfortress.com/meetthedirector/?p=10[/url] to be morse code and started decoding it backwards. So far, I've got [----.-][....-.--] [-.....] [--.-..], which decodes to "...[OK], [SAW] [THE] [MED]..", which could be some sort of message.[/QUOTE]
ITT: Meet the Medic creates more conspiracy theories than 9/11.
[QUOTE=Mechtroid;30345930]I'll just say here what I found in the other thread...[/QUOTE] No way that's coincidence. If it changes anything at all, the full, textless version appears to include one more light in the top left. [url]http://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/c/c8/Director_10NoText.jpg[/url] Kinda tears away from the whole 21 conspiracy, huh?
Lordgeorge16 you genius! 9/11, it's controversial. Porn in some countries is also controversial, Meet the Medic is apparently going to involve porn. Especially hard porn. Hard! Hard, rocks are hard. Some video games are hard. TF2 is a video game, it is made by Valve. Valve's logo is a guy with a valve in his eye (or head, depends on the game) having a valve in your eye must hurt like hell. Hell is a place of suffering. The Medic is obsessed with suffering, therefore. The Medic must be involved with Hell. Also, seeing as how the Medic is a combination between Clemente and Nixon (also involved with Hell) he must be involved with Frankenstein, he combines things. Best example is his monster, that is also a combination of things. Frankensteins Monster has bolts in his head. Bolts are like nails, nails are hammered into things. Things can mean anything, so I'll suppose by thing we mean the Heavy's wheelchair he is supposed to be in according to a picture. The Heavy shoots guns. In specific mini guns, mini! Like Minnie Mouse! A counterpart to Micky mouse! Micky Rourke is an actor. The Spy used to play dead like an actor in Team Fortress Classic! The Spy is detrimental to the Medic. This pisses the Medic off, piss is what's in the jar of substance known as jarate. Jarate is thrown by the Sniper, the Sniper is also in TF2, he uses a sniper rifle. Which is ineffective against the Scout because he is fast. Being fast requires speed. Speed is a drug too. Which proves that Meet the medic will involve the Medic on Speed! The pieces are coming together! Just a bit more work!
[QUOTE=Jorori;30333131]Meet the Pyro will probably be released a year or so after Meet the Medic , but since Valve already specified MtP is "already finished" and "left it there because they wanted it to be the last one" I don't know, Valve can be really unpredictable, maybe they'll release it one or two big updates after Meet the Medic, I have no idea About TF3, well, I have the crazy idea it'll be teased somehow in Meet the Pyro (Maybe that's why is going to be the last Meet the Team video), but most likely we won't have any news about it until a few years in the future[/QUOTE] I'll be too fucking old in a few years.. god damnit
Start mass killing those seagulls.
[QUOTE=Rebi;30347068]Lordgeorge16 you genius! 9/11, it's controversial. Porn in some countries is also controversial, Meet the Medic is apparently going to involve porn. Especially hard porn. Hard! Hard, rocks are hard. Some video games are hard. TF2 is a video game, it is made by Valve. Valve's logo is a guy with a valve in his eye (or head, depends on the game) having a valve in your eye must hurt like hell. Hell is a place of suffering. The Medic is obsessed with suffering, therefore. The Medic must be involved with Hell. Also, seeing as how the Medic is a combination between Clemente and Nixon (also involved with Hell) he must be involved with Frankenstein, he combines things. Best example is his monster, that is also a combination of things. Frankensteins Monster has bolts in his head. Bolts are like nails, nails are hammered into things. Things can mean anything, so I'll suppose by thing we mean the Heavy's wheelchair he is supposed to be in according to a picture. The Heavy shoots guns. In specific mini guns, mini! Like Minnie Mouse! A counterpart to Micky mouse! Micky Rourke is an actor. The Spy used to play dead like an actor in Team Fortress Classic! The Spy is detrimental to the Medic. This pisses the Medic off, piss is what's in the jar of substance known as jarate. Jarate is thrown by the Sniper, the Sniper is also in TF2, he uses a sniper rifle. Which is ineffective against the Scout because he is fast. Being fast requires speed. Speed is a drug too. Which proves that Meet the medic will involve the Medic on Speed! The pieces are coming together! Just a bit more work![/QUOTE] :what: No really... What?
>over 100 new posts Woah, did MTM come out before I went to bed? >People are translating dots on the background of comics in to morse code. I guess not.
Already decoded by Mechtroid, says something - GNERTNGITSOKSAWTHEMEDIC. IT'S OK, GENERATING SAW THE MEDIC? As i tried -MRIKNGUSOKSAWTHEMEDIC "MARKING...IT'S OK, SAW THE MEDIC" (like marking a location on a map, like on the announcers screens with the medic on em, she is targeting the medic) (9/11 theories oh fuck)
Medic life can be hell at times, i hope there'll be some guns to remedy that.
I desperately hope that the phrase, "Finding new directors" combined with the message "Target the Medic" doesn't mean that Meet The Medic will be directed by the Saxxy winners.
[QUOTE=DanRatherman;30347369]I desperately hope that the phrase, "Finding new directors" combined with the message "Target the Medic" doesn't mean that Meet The Medic will be directed by the Saxxy winners.[/QUOTE] Target the Medic, he found out the director's body!
Was really expecting MtM today :C Do you guys have an clue if it will come out this month/year?
Hopefully tonight, if the "Deathsport Invitational" is anything to go by.
[QUOTE=Rebi;30345255]I know where Clemente is![/QUOTE] mafia 2
Impossible, no way MtM will make it on time...(Make it on Valve time that is.)
[QUOTE=NGC;30347418]Hopefully tonight, if the "Deathsport Invitational" is anything to go by.[/QUOTE] My guess? An official version of the Vs. Saxton Hale mode. It would explain why Valve tried to get rid of it, so that they could do it themselves.
[QUOTE=Sabrina;30345240]So the last 11 pages have been conspiracy theories of robert clemente okay[/QUOTE] I dont see the problem, we've made some real progress as far as the whole dove/Clemente-Nixon/Hard Porn conspiracy
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