[QUOTE=Joyful Mystery;30347548]My guess? An official version of the Vs. Saxton Hale mode. It would explain why Valve tried to get rid of it, so that they could do it themselves.[/QUOTE]They didn't try to get rid of it, they had to remove that command because a server was selling custom weapons and hats (and a few of them were Valve-made).
Great... Another ARG...
Over the next coming weeks we will be exterminating hundreds upon thousands of birds, which will lead to all of their corpses being tallied up on a splash page featuring a countdown to a countdown to a countdown to Meet The Medic. In the last 10 hours of the countdown, we will be shoveling bird corpses into a furnace to power a steam-based movie projector.
if they're doing all this just for meet the medic, imagine what the pyro is going to be :ohdear:
[QUOTE=MrCasual;30344363]I'm kind of annoyed at Valve. This is beyond trolling this time, this is outright LYING.[/QUOTE]
well hey this wouldn't be the first time
[QUOTE=TopHatLayton;30347945]Over the next coming weeks we will be exterminating hundreds upon thousands of birds, which will lead to all of their corpses being tallied up on a splash page featuring a countdown to a countdown to a countdown to Meet The Medic. In the last 10 hours of the countdown, we will be shoveling bird corpses into a furnace to power a steam-based movie projector.[/QUOTE]
Shhh! Don't give them ideas!
I don't even think it's an ARG, I think it's just valve saying "don't get your panties in a bunch you whiny foos here's some birds because we know you've all seen those pictures."
Aren't updates usually on thursdays? Just saying.
[QUOTE=oldage;30347968]if they're doing all this just for meet the medic, imagine what the pyro is going to be :ohdear:[/QUOTE]
I'm going to have many burns for Meet the Pyro.
Probably be released in July or something like that. I don't expect it this week.
[QUOTE=oldage;30347968]if they're doing all this just for meet the medic, imagine what the pyro is going to be :ohdear:[/QUOTE]
I'm ok with this.
The only real bad thing is being made to wait I supose. But if the event leading up to it is amazing and bat shit crazy, it might be worth it. Maybeh.
[QUOTE=Dalek;30348155]Aren't updates usually on thursdays? Just saying.[/QUOTE]
Yeah, I also thought so.
I don't expect anything happening anytime soon if it doesn't show up in 24 hrs.
[QUOTE=Faust_;30348224]Yeah, I also thought so.
I don't expect anything happening anytime soon if it doesn't show up in 24 hrs.[/QUOTE]
Also the "Saxton Hale Deathsport Innovational's tomorrow?" bit on the Winner page of the Saxxy Awards. Tomorrow is today. :v:
[QUOTE=Dalek;30348297]Tomorrow is today[/QUOTE]
:psyduck:
[QUOTE=Dalek;30348297]Also the "Saxton Hale Deathsport Innovational's tomorrow?" bit on the Winner page of the Saxxy Awards. Tomorrow is today. :v:[/QUOTE]
What is today but yesterday's tomorrow?
[QUOTE=Rebi;30347068]Lordgeorge16 you genius!
9/11, it's controversial. Porn in some countries is also controversial, Meet the Medic is apparently going to involve porn. Especially hard porn. Hard! Hard, rocks are hard. Some video games are hard. TF2 is a video game, it is made by Valve. Valve's logo is a guy with a valve in his eye (or head, depends on the game) having a valve in your eye must hurt like hell. Hell is a place of suffering. The Medic is obsessed with suffering, therefore. The Medic must be involved with Hell.
Also, seeing as how the Medic is a combination between Clemente and Nixon (also involved with Hell) he must be involved with Frankenstein, he combines things. Best example is his monster, that is also a combination of things. Frankensteins Monster has bolts in his head. Bolts are like nails, nails are hammered into things. Things can mean anything, so I'll suppose by thing we mean the Heavy's wheelchair he is supposed to be in according to a picture. The Heavy shoots guns. In specific mini guns, mini! Like Minnie Mouse! A counterpart to Micky mouse! Micky Rourke is an actor. The Spy used to play dead like an actor in Team Fortress Classic!
The Spy is detrimental to the Medic. This pisses the Medic off, piss is what's in the jar of substance known as jarate. Jarate is thrown by the Sniper, the Sniper is also in TF2, he uses a sniper rifle. Which is ineffective against the Scout because he is fast. Being fast requires speed. Speed is a drug too. Which proves that Meet the medic will involve the Medic on Speed! The pieces are coming together! Just a bit more work![/QUOTE]
[url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qrOMFi3zYO4]...Who's having buttsex?[/url]
[QUOTE=Dogchow33;30211497]
[b]DON'T[/b]
-Post a leak of Meet The Medic if one happens to be released
[img]http://media.steampowered.com/apps/tf2/meetthedirector/director_09.jpg[/img]
[/quote]
I smell contradiction. Bit of.
[QUOTE=Max of S2D;30348538]:psyduck:[/QUOTE]
Sorry, sorry. I accidentally split a hole in the space-time continuum there!
a video of the dove found on dustbowl
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a-FrbX0c7bU[/media]
Too bad they don't show any movement.
[QUOTE=themooselord;30348933]a video of the dove found on dustbowl
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a-FrbX0c7bU[/media][/QUOTE]
"OH NOOOO"'
I don't know why that was so funny. :v:
[img]http://i.imgur.com/eZmW6.png[/img]
Does anyone know what that's supposed to be? I can make out a meter and a valve.
[QUOTE=UberMunchkin;30350799]Anyone know where the Bird is in the game files?[/QUOTE]
apparently props_forest.
edit: just checked, yep, it's there. bird.mdl
No animations, no skins, no nothing. It's just a stationary prop.
[QUOTE=howling techie;30350756][img]http://i.imgur.com/eZmW6.png[/img]
Does anyone know what that's supposed to be? I can make out a meter and a valve.[/QUOTE]
Fuckin' 'ell. That's the top of the Pyro's Gas Tank! :tinfoil:
There's a whole thread for this?
Hell, why not make a Meet the Pyro thread while at it?
Anyway, I've seen MtM as well, and I wasn't disappointed.
[QUOTE=Fhux;30351163]There's a whole thread for this?
Hell, why not make a Meet the Pyro thread while at it?
Anyway, I've seen MtM as well, and I wasn't disappointed.[/QUOTE]
I know, you shouldn't say anything but is it as movie-esque as MtSpy?
[QUOTE=UberMunchkin;30350851]Not my reason, but:
[img]http://horobox.co.uk/u/Ubermunchkin_1307678266.png[/img]
The 8 you see is for the eyes, but why isn't it just 2 dots?
:tinfoil:[/QUOTE]
Why do I keep seeing Goatse in that texture? :byodood:
What the fuck is with the dove?
[editline]9th June 2011[/editline]
What the fuck is going on with TF2 in general?! I know they're always up to surprises like this, but seriously what the hell is that dove doing there
[QUOTE=Recurracy;30351254]What the fuck is with the dove?
[editline]9th June 2011[/editline]
What the fuck is going on with TF2 in general?! I know they're always up to surprises like this, but seriously what the hell is that dove doing there[/QUOTE]
There's 78 doves hidden in different 21 maps. If you come across them and shoot them they explode. They explode if you walk near them too. They were added in the last update and they do nothing at this moment... as far as we know
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