Five bucks says the map's layout is exactly like 2fort except it's got girly mags and dildos all over the place.
You know, because that's what parody is.
As dumb as DNF may be, that's a cool take on 2fort and wouldn't mind it as an actual TF2 map
...without the angry cactus boner
OH MY FUCKING GOD CUM EVERYWHERE HOLY TITS
Edit:
I literally without a joke made audible sex noises
Edit:
I had this game on all systems, convinced them to let me have it for free through out each
[editline]27th July 2011[/editline]
[QUOTE=HyperTails;31364138]Duke Nukem's pistol as a promo skin for the regular pistol.
I'd want that.[/QUOTE]
Maybe I should submit the one I gave you once it's done :v:
[editline]27th July 2011[/editline]
[QUOTE=GhostSonic;31360054]I was part of the first access club and I never bought the game! Where does that leave me?[/QUOTE]
Sell codes on ebay
[editline]27th July 2011[/editline]
It looks like they're filming TF2 the movie there
[QUOTE=Zannabluke;31363316]The fuck? Duke has his own scalp as a hat?[/QUOTE]
[B]Duke's Severed Head[/B]
[QUOTE=PSI Guy;31362038][url]http://forums.tf2maps.net/showthread.php?p=156229[/url]
hotel hell[/QUOTE]
I've played it, fun with small teams. Far too small for 12v12, as memory serves.
[QUOTE=psyke;31358498]so uh....chances of TF2 getting something out'a this?[/QUOTE]
Gearbox
so not likely
DNF is a cool game and I wouldn't mind a crossover
I want Duke's shotgun for a shotgun skin in TF2.
A Duke Nukem promo would be a nice addition.
I'm hoping it'll happen, with a few Duke based weapons as reskins. Or even standalone stat weapons.
[QUOTE=ned_ballad;31368497]Gearbox
so not likely[/QUOTE]
Aw c'mon, they made Opposing Force. Who's to say Valve doesn't have some sort of lingering affection to which they might create items? v:v:v
Weapon-wise, I can see a pistol, shotgun, or rocket launcher - but people complain that Soldier's got enough weapons as it is, so pistol and shotgun are more likely. Item/hat-wise, the most I can see is either an altered Hound Dog (or something entirely new) with included shades, or suspenders with the Nukem symbol on an added belt.
[QUOTE=Zadrave;31380602]I want Duke's shotgun for a shotgun skin in TF2.[/QUOTE]
Ripper and Shotgun reskins
[quote]Call of Duke - Duke engages in modern combat in a war-torn city. Foes don’t stand a chance against the Duke when he spams the map with the N00b T00b.
Sandbox - Players take the role of mini-Duke in a giant sandbox with two bases at either end made out of children’s toys. This map features Sticky Bombs.
Inferno - Time machine engage! Duke does combat in a hellish landscape of lava and teleporters. Who turned on the 16-bit graphics, and more importantly, where did this DFG come from?
2Forts1Bridge - Hats? Duke doesn’t need no stinking hats. Give him a minigun and he’ll beat off all comers.[/quote]
Sorry for my ignorance, gentlemen, but which game does the Sandbox map referring to?
FEAR 2 toy soldier map? or?
[QUOTE=N. Mason;31384318]Sorry for my ignorance, gentlemen, but which game does the Sandbox map referring to?
FEAR 2 toy soldier map? or?[/QUOTE]Probably Garry's Mod. That's the first thing I thought of when I saw "Sandbox".
First thing I thought was either Minecraft or Little Big Planet, but apparently it's from Halo
[QUOTE=Pako;31386715]First thing I thought was either Minecraft or Little Big Planet, but apparently it's from Halo[/QUOTE]
What the fuck does halo have to do with being in a giant sandbox with you being the size of a toy?
Sounds more like HL2DM/Gmod "Rats" maps
*Buy Duke Nukem Forever now and get some nifty TF2 hat for the [sp]SOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLDDDDDDIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRR[/sp]*
[QUOTE=Bryceanater;31387834]*Buy Duke Nukem Forever now and get some nifty TF2 hat for the [sp]SOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLDDDDDDIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRR[/sp]*[/QUOTE]
Why wouldn't it be the soldier? He fits the role perfectly.
[QUOTE=VenomousBeetle;31387863]Why wouldn't it be the soldier? He fits the role perfectly.[/QUOTE]
That's the joke.
[QUOTE=latin_geek;31368353][B]Duke's Severed Head[/B][/QUOTE]
[quote][img]http://uppix.net/8/4/f/4d1f5af13f8edffd178ae0eb23341.png[/img][/quote] Gib from multiplayer
Should be a "Pigcop's severed head though"
[editline]28th July 2011[/editline]
[QUOTE=Bryceanater;31387867]That's the joke.[/QUOTE]
The joke that you're making fun of Soldier items being mass made but with it fitting absolutely perfectly?
[QUOTE=VenomousBeetle;31387871]
The joke that you're making fun of Soldier items being mass made but with it fitting absolutely perfectly?[/QUOTE]
Fine take it seriously then.
[QUOTE=VenomousBeetle;31387801]What the fuck does halo have to do with being in a giant sandbox with you being the size of a toy?[/QUOTE]
Halo 3's Sandbox map and its Forge mode, I guess
[QUOTE=VenomousBeetle;31387801]What the fuck does halo have to do with being in a giant sandbox with you being the size of a toy?
Sounds more like HL2DM/Gmod "Rats" maps[/QUOTE]
Sticky Bombs. And it's probably joking that Halo's for kids because of the community and all?
[QUOTE=RikohZX;31391239]Sticky Bombs. And it's probably joking that Halo's for kids because of the community and all?[/QUOTE]
No, mini Duke is a large part of singleplayer.
Before this DLC hits, they're also gonna patch the game soon. Good thing they're gonna finally "fix" Duke Nukem. For example being able to carry 4 weapons and VAC enabled servers, so Multiplayer won't be full of noclipping dukes.
[url]http://forums.gearboxsoftware.com/showthread.php?p=2422571#post2422571[/url]
[quote]The development team has been hard at work combing through the feedback provided here and elsewhere, with updates based on this feedback currently in the works for all three platforms.
Among the changes coming to PC are a new expanded inventory option that allows you to carry up to four weapons in the single-player campaign, Valve Anti-Cheat System (VAC) support, push-to-talk voice chat, the ability to adjust FOV plus other fixes and improvements that are still being tested.
We’ll be sharing more details about the updates, including those coming to PlayStation 3 and Xbox 360, as they’re finalized. Thanks again for your support![/quote]
[QUOTE=Zadrave;31391391]No, mini Duke is a large part of singleplayer.[/QUOTE]
As in the environment being made of children's toys, not the mini-Duke.
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What. Four weapons in campaign, voice chat, VAC, and otherwise a month after release?
What.
[QUOTE=COSTA;31391416]Before this DLC hits, they're also gonna patch the game soon. Good thing they're gonna finally "fix" Duke Nukem. For example being able to carry 4 weapons and VAC enabled servers, so Multiplayer won't be full of noclipping dukes.
[url]http://forums.gearboxsoftware.com/showthread.php?p=2422571#post2422571[/url][/QUOTE]
WUT. That's awesome! If they fix all the problems that the console versions had it better get re-reviewed by places that gave it 3/10s!
They should just skip 4 weapon slots and [B]MAKE YOU ABLE TO CARRY ALL WEAPONS LIKE IT SHOULD BE GODDMANIT[/B]
[QUOTE=A B.A. Survivor;31392392]They should just skip 4 weapon slots and [B]MAKE YOU ABLE TO CARRY ALL WEAPONS LIKE IT SHOULD BE GODDMANIT[/B][/QUOTE]
[img]http://img217.imageshack.us/img217/583/1307347287075.jpg[/img]
That image makes me crack up because of how true it is :saddowns:
[QUOTE=A B.A. Survivor;31392392]They should just skip 4 weapon slots and [B]MAKE YOU ABLE TO CARRY ALL WEAPONS LIKE IT SHOULD BE GODDMANIT[/B][/QUOTE]
B-B-B-BUT CONSOLES CAN'T HANDLE IT! WE NEED TO MAKE IT FAAAAAAIR
[I]Even though Half-life 2 on consoles just used the fucking d-pad. FUCK.[/I]
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